You might be a Redneck if...

[Aggex]

a.. You think "Chablis" is the name of last month's Playboy centerfold.

b.. Your primary income involves pigs or manure.

c.. Your favorite topless bar is the one where your daughters work.

d.. You've ever changed your baby on the hood of a car.

e.. The velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway.

f.. The church social committee is afraid to meet at your house.

g.. You are famous in your neighborhood for your bonfires.

h.. A different cat sleeps on your head every night.

i.. The auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts.

j.. A significant portion of your income is spent on table dances.

k.. You're running a business from a pay phone.

l.. You think truffles are a brand of potato chips.

m.. You have grease under your toenails.

n.. You regularly answer the door in your underwear, carrying a baseball bat.

o.. Everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror.

p.. You think "megabytes" means a good day fishing.

q.. There is a restraining order on your pets.

r.. Your third-grade class had a no-smoking section.

s.. You met your wife through the personal ads in Bowhunter magazine.

t.. Your school bus carried a radar detector.

u.. You've ever relieved yourself from a moving vehicle.

v.. You own every Boxcar Willie album.

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[er@ser]

• You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor...
  
• You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado...
  
• That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans...
  
• Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade...
  
• If you ever been too drunk to fish...
  
• If you ever financed a tatoo...
  
• You go to your family reunion to meet women...
  

...you might be a redneck.

 

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