Cybersex på sitt beste

[b-real]

http://www.chatzone.ws/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=64

[DrDoogie]

bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

 

[fy_pokkers]

/me puts on his wand and hat.

[Togo]

DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

 

HAHAHA! *grin*

[osse-mon waits for alice]

Litt old, men fremdeles veldig

[IntelAmdAti]

jeg trodde egentlig dette skulle være kjedelig men, LOOOOOOOOL!

 

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?

 

=D=D

jeg skal lese hele greien, fyren er genial! det er genialt som han lurer alle sammen!

[IntelAmdAti]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

 

fy ****** så bra! =D

 

sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

huff, stakkars.

[Aggex]

Fy F@en så bra!!!

 

bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

 

Har ikkje ledd så bra på flere år

[levlex]

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

 

Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?

 

Wellhung: OK

 

 

Jesus! Den fyren her må jo ha hatt det dritfett med all den "cybersexen"!!!!

[silkshade]

Det er virkelig lenge siden jeg har ledd så mye

[Beelsebub]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 "Mr. Happy" of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't **** with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

 

 

 

 

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the ****, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA:

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you **** up.

eminemBNJA: OheminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

 

 

hehe, kødde med samme to ganger

[Exeter]

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

 

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

 

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

 

 

Konge, best ever. <--- 5 idag

[Bone]

bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

[eiriksen]

Han er et levende geni!

[Loomy]

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

sweet17: Go **** yourself

bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture

bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week

 

 

HAHAHAHAHH:lol:

[sparks]

HARRR!

[MrLee]

ROFL