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ZkedaR, det _må_ vi få høre.

 

Fikk forresten en ganske så hyggelig mail nå.

 

FROM: SITHOLE BALOY.

TEL: 27-835-689-642.

 

ATTN: DIRECTOR/C E O,

 

 

 

I know you will be surprised to read from me, but  please consider this as a

request from a family in

dire need of assistance.First, I must introduce  myself. I am MR. SITHOLE

BALOY from Angola. I am

the first and only son of BRIGADIER BALOY JONES. I  am presently resident in

South Africa.

I got your contact address from a business directory  in Johannesburg

Chamber of commerce and Industry. On  behalf of my widowed mother MRS.

ELIZABETH BALOY, I  desided to solicit for your assistance to transfer  the

sum of US$21.5 MILLION( TWENTY ONE MILLION FIVE  HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED

STATES DOLLARS)inherited  from my late father, into your personal company's

account.Before my fathers' death, he was a Brigadier in  charge of Arms and

Ammunation procurement for the Angola  Army. In his WILL, he specifically

drew my attention  to the said sum of money which he deposited in a  safe

box of a private Security Company in Johannesburg-  South Africa in a

treasure box, fully documented in  my name.

IN FACT MY FATHER SAID AND I QUOTE  MY BELOVED SON, I WISH TO DRAW YOUR

ATTENTION TO

US$21.5 MILLION . I DEPOSITED THE BOX CONTAINING THIS MONEY IN A SECURITY

COMPANY IN JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH  AFRICA. DURING THE WAR, I WAS VERY DEDICATED

AND  OFFICERS AND GOVERNMENT FUNCTIONARIES WERE BUSSY  HELPING THEMSELVES

WITH GOVERNMENT FUNDS AND

PROPERTIES AND SENDING THEM TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES.  DUE TO THIS, WHEN I AND

MY FORMER SPECIAL ADVISOR TO THE  PRESIDENT WERE ASSIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT

(EDUARDO  SANTOS) TO PURCHASE ARMS IN SOUTH AFRICA, WE SAW  THIS AS A GOLDEN

OPPORTUNITY AND DIVERTED THE MONEY AND  DIVIDED IT. i GOT A TOTAL SUM OF

US$21.5 MILLION. IN  CASE OF MY ABSENCE ON EARTH, AS A RESULT OF DEATH

ONLY, YOU SHOULD SOLICIT FOR THE FUND FOR INVESTMENT

PURPOSES.

>From the above, you will understand that the lives  and future of my family

depens on this money, as such I  will be grateful if you can assist us. We

are now  living in South Africa as political Asylum seekers

and financial laws and regulation of the Republic of  South Africa do not

permit us financial rights to such

huge sum of money. In view of this, I cannot invest this  fund in South

africa, hence i am prepared to offer  you 20% of the total fund, while 10%

will be set aside  for local and international expenses and 70% will be for

my family and me.  Finally, modalities on howthe transfer will be bone

will be conveyed to you once we have established  trus and confidence

between ourselves. Please treat this  matter as very urgent.

Best regards,

 

SITHOLE BALOY.

 

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sluffy

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Jeg vil også bli syngemann, men tror ingen, uansett hva de har røykt, vil ha meg som vokalist :p

Aldri si aldri, jeg er tonedøv og synger som en frosk, men er da vokalist for det. Øving hjelper på :)

Jeg er faktisk ikke tonedøv, men har et ganske brukbart gehør. Har også (i følge musikklæreren min på ungdomsskolen) skremmende god rytmesans :p. Jeg tror egentlig at stemmen min ikke er nok utviklet for synging, enda. :)

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