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It’s rumored Boonga Boonga got its name from an old joke, in which two intrepid jungle explorers are captured by natives. They’re brought before the chief of the tribe, who offers them a simple choice. They can be sentenced to death, or subjected to the ancient ritual of Boonga Boonga. Explorer #1 decides just about anything would be preferable than death, so he chooses Boonga Boonga.

 

The chief nods. He claps his hands, and gathers together one hundred men from the village: Boonga Boonga!

 

The men form a line stretching back as far as the eye can see. Each takes a turn fucking Explorer #1 in the ass, upside-down and backwards. Any conceivable way an intrepid explorer can get fucked in the ass is how he gets fucked in the ass.

 

Explorer #2 witness this ritual. Of course it takes him less than a second to determine he’d rather be put to death.

 

The chief solemnly accepts this decision. He claps his hands and again rallies the troops, this time with the following pronouncement:

 

“Death by Boonga Boonga!”

 

It’s okay if you don’t laugh.

 

 

Source: http://www.dailyrotten.com/articles/index5.html

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