Den rareste eller morsomte sangen du har hørt?

[James Bond]

Er bare 1 bra regissør fra New Zealand uansett, men han er rund ja så må vel bli Peter Jackson?

[Dragavon]

Onkel Kånkel er en syk syk mann:

 

[James Bond]

Neida

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIJsE6I4xgA

[Emancipate]

Pastor (!) John Rydgren - A Beautiful Girl / Music to Watch Girls By

Dette er altså en prest som rappet/snakket over musikk på sitt eget radioprogram og på LP.

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2003/01/365-Days-Project-01-26-rydgren-john-a-beautiful-girl-music-to-watch-girls-by.mp3

 

Guess I'll read a magazine

How to be an efficient executive

Have to read that sometime

Oh, what a car

And there's a

beautiful girl leaning all over it

New kind of paint

I'd be great not to have to paint the house every other year

And there's a beautiful girl holding a paintbrush

A vacation trip to Hawaii

And there's a beautiful girl holding a ticket

You can sure see what draws a guy to look at these ads

Nothing man has made, God made girls

' course, man has given them the big sex symbol image,

but God made the initial form -

quite a design...

 

I have to think about that the next time I'm watching a girl

Not to take the fun out of it

It will just make girl watching mean more

You know?

 

Music to Watch Girls By

 

There she goes. Higher boots,

hipster mini skirt. Brief, very brief.

She's neat, her teeth adds up to swimming glare.

Wiiiiild.

I think she likes to be watched, and everybody's watching.

There's something special about her. She's got an image.

Check the face, lipstick gleams, it's creemy.

Eyes couldn't be much bigger.

Hair long, straight, shiny, kind of glorious.

Looks like she's ready for a happening.

Watch that girl and check this art.

They say God created people in the beginning of things, girls included.

Quite a design, God made it.

You might think about that the next time you're watching a girl.

Not to take the fun out of it -

just makes girl watching mean more.

 

LP:

 

 

[James Bond]

Denne får meg til å le hver gang

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

[Emancipate]

Krem Nasjonal - Hvorfor

 

Hvorfor kan jeg ikke få når hvorfor?

[Emancipate]

Sailor Martin - Jolie Marie's Stockings

http://picosong.com/YNw2/

 

Lyrics:

There was once a French girl

Named Jolie Marie

Each and every sailor

Dreamed of her at sea

Some men they had pictures

And some a lock of hair

But I had Marie's stockings

And I wore them everywhere

There are times upon the seas

When a pair of stocking sure do please

 

Jolie Marie's stockings

What pleasure they brings

Lonely sailors they sings

Jolie Marie's stockings

On the berth deck or the bilge they're always in style

Flash some silk beneath your kilt and smile awhile

 

Jolie Marie's stockings

Jolie Marie's stockings

Reminds a lonely sailor of Paris

The perfumes and the kisses and the sighs -- oh my

The flirting and the winking of the eyes -- those eyes

Jolie Marie's stockings

Makes me think of those things

And I look so good in silk

 

Back then, Jolie Marie and Me was datin'

she didn't like my drinkin'

and she made me swear off the stuff

one night I came home and she said:

"have you been drinkin'?"

and I said: "no"

and she said: "well, I smells it on your breath"

and I said: "oh, I, oh when I was with the guys,

but I only had a few sips, and

anything I drank, I just spit back out"

 

The next day, I saw her with my best friend

Are you cheatin' on me, I asked,

"no," she said,

I said: "well, what are you doing with him?"

she says: "same as you, anything i put in my mouth,

I just spits back out!"

 

Anything she puts in her mouth

She just spits it right back out

Anything she puts in her mouth

She just spits it right back out

She say it serves me right

If I drink she will trollop about

Anything she puts in her mouth

She will spit that darn thing out

 

Jolie Marie's stockings

What pleasure they brings

Lonely sailors they sings

Jolie Marie's stockings

On the berth deck or the bilge they're always in style

Flash some silk beneath your kilt and smile awhile

 

Jolie Marie's stockings

Jolie Marie's stockings

Reminds a lonely sailor of Paris

The perfumes and the kisses and the sighs -- oh my

The flirting and the winking of the eyes -- those eyes

Jolie Marie's stockings

Makes me think of those things

And I look so good in silk

 

 

Endret 15. februar 2014 av Tåkelur

[James Bond]

Sånn serr.. WTF.. Dette er en sang man kan lure på.. o.O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJiddvHeRwo

[James Bond]

Vet ikke om det er en "sang" men får meg til å le hver gang

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKuOB1HGWMY

[Datasmurf]

Rar men sykt bra!

 

Det der er en sykt fet låt. Herlig prog rock fra Nederland med jodling og det hele. Perfekt på voerspiel eller til å røyke seg skækk til. Vil si at den er ganske morsom, da.

 

For å komme med noe selv, noen klassiker (bortsett fra tidligere nevnte "Robert er en neger" som jeg husker godt fra oppveksten):

 

Napoleon XIV - They're Coming to Take Me Away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

 

Barnes and Barnes - Fish Heads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

 

Legger resten i spoiler da det ble en del.

 

 

The Llama Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNczNvOnGc

 

Riddle Me This - I'm a Cow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oq9iIXZ3Rs

 

Raffi - Banana Phone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S83qcVr2xjg

 

David Allan Coe - Hot Wet Pussy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvO6IVPepKk

 

Uti Brittas Fitta (denne var en høydare for 15 - 16 år siden)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3DSN0sf9IY

 

Rally - Björn Motherfucker (Rally er det beste radioprogrammet som har kommet fra Sverige)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR9yuwJbgGU

 

Rally - Fetto Superstar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiY1rx2KTxI

 

Onkel Afro - Du og jeg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaj8V9fjvAU

 

Snorleifs - Neger Mongo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q60nnFnkCU

 

Ølguttene - Jensens rare gris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH-0ItaloT4

 

Ølguttene - Öppna barskap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW5XqHICbrc

 

Voldtatt i skauen (denne lo vi oss skække av da vi var 14 - 15 år gamle)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKBI-u5hi3w

 

Sibbe fra Sandnes - Bimmelim eller bommelom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90HXy2Me8DQ

 

Sibbe fra Sandnes - Klinkekula

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6VgEam1SU

 

Otto Jespersen - Muslim (teknisk sett ikke en sang, men … Tatt fra "Wirrum og flaggstangmysteriet" som er hysterisk i seg selv)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEKRnTxGgpo

 

Innvandrersangen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rkz8j5XAs0

 

Bluesøsken - Se, der går en zebra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz3BjF-tvTY

 

Jeg har sett en negermann

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O9MQS_Y3SY

 

Deaz - Jeg er så glad i dag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVtTPP0oqQI

 

John Valby - Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EhREGp1sw4

 

Bomb Iran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb6nR_kdk9w

 

Hey Mr. Taliban!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufNZXbeuPAY

 

Electric Six - Gay Bar (dette er en kjent og ordentlig sang, men den er ganske morsom, og har en fet video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sJqROHxjDA

(denne videoen liker jeg i og for seg bedre)

 

Spongmonkies - We Like The Moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw

 

Skumlenissen (heller ikke en sang, sånn sett, men det er nissen fra helvete)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jPCooQZvPM

 

Lille Prinsesse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TQezw744UQ

 

Snu - Militær-Karius i bakrus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Horoi147hvA

 

 

Kommer sikkert til å legge til flere sanger i denne tråden etter hvert som jeg kommer på de.

Endret 17. mars 2014 av Datasmurf

[James Bond]

Haha nice

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

[Mr.Duklain]

 

 

Må jo ha noen klassiker fra Bare Egil Band.

[SprengeMobil]

En artig kort sang av Muse, som er skjult spor på DVD-singelutgivelsen av Starlight. You Fucking Motherfucker!!   

 

[NoBo]