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Empty PC

http://www.daveross.com/songs/emptypc.mp3

 

Nobody knows where it comes from / Nobody knows why it's here

Nobody knows what it looks like / But this much is pretty clear.

 

If it is in your computer / You're living on borrowed time

You'll try to retrieve your data / And suddenly you will find:

 

An Empty P-C / Empty P-C!

In just a few seconds all of your records

Have been fricasseed.

 

Before we HAD all these machines

We never knew what disaster could mean.

All of my spreadsheets

Arrivederche!

Empty P-C!

 

(KEY CHANGE)

 

Emergency! Empty P-C.

Your information takes a vacation permanently.

Suddenly everything is blank

You have outdated software to thank.

All of your data incinerated

Go and press buttons, still you'll get nothing.

Worse than the virus, bring back papyrus!

Empty P-C!

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I Can Hear You Pee

http://picosong.com/kbL5/

 

Og da kom jeg plutselig på denne tråden.

 

Tekst:

i can't tell if you don't know

or you don't care

that you leave the bathroom door ajar

when you excuse yourself

the only thing i hear

is the leaking of your parts

 

i can hear you pee

rolling like a sea

suddenly I somehow lost the mood

tacky and it's rude

baby can't you just be more discreet

 

first i hear the rush

then i hear the flush

maybe you could close the door

and not embarrass me

I can hear you pee

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Obsessor - I Drowned Jennifer Love Hewitt in My Toilet

 

http://picosong.com/Yey9/

 

Bitch I'm gonna drown you in my toilet

 

Yeah, baby

You're dead

Cause I just drowned you in my toilet

Jennifer love hewitt

 

You ain't gonna come around here no more

Oh no, it's all good

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I just drowned you

In my toilet

You are dead

I am happy you're gone

Jennifer Love Hewitt

You are gone now

For eternity, yeah

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

You are a little dead whore

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I snuck into the ???one's after party

We're sitting at the bar to the kicking beat

I tried buy a drink

You said too politely

That that you have to drive

 

I waited to you left

I hit you over the head with a crowbar

I drag you to my car

I took you to my house

I waited 'till you were gone

 

I stuck your head in my

(???) components from my food out the back (???)

I pushed your face in the water

Now you ain't comin' back

 

Oh Jennifer Love Hewitt

I killed your bitch ass in my toilet

Because you don't love me (you're gone)

You don't love me

Why don't you love me?!?

 

Yeeeeeeeeeh-eh-eh-eeeeh-eh-e-eh

(???)

 

You got shit stains in your hair

I'm gonna leave you there

 

(you're dead)

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Graveyard Girl

 

http://www.jutze.com/jutze-h04-graveyardgirl.mp3

http://www.jutze.com/?p=210

 

Lyrics:

I saw her on the graveyard

Dressed in black

There between the tombstones

She was talking to the dead

Kurt Cobain, George Harrison

Mozart and Jim Morrison

Famous people make her day

As long as they have passed away

 

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl, yes she is

Yes she is

 

I saw her at the grave of Freddie Mercury

I saw her at the grave of J.R.R. Tolkien

J.F.K., George Harrison

Beethoven, Jim Morrison

Famous people make her day

As long as they have passed away

 

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl, yes she is

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl, yes she is

 

And then one day she realized that she’s been to every graveyard on earth. Still, she couldn’t get enough. So she bought a gun and went…

Johnny Cash, George Harrison

John Lennon and Jim Morrison

Famous people make her day

As soon as they have passed away

 

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl, yes she is

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl

She’s a graveyard girl, yes she is

 

(words and music by Johannes Schult)

 

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Dette må være den rareste, flaueste sangen/videoen jeg noengang har hørt.

Hadde denne blitt spilt på en fest eller mamma satt den på i stua hadde jeg blitt rød som en tomat.

 

jeg klarer ikke se hele engang

Dette er en ganske kjent og likt sang, Dette er ikke en av de sangene som er ukjent for og si det sånn.

 

 

 

Released in November 1984, the record reached number one in March 1985, taking 17 weeks to get there. On the US Billboard Hot 100, it peaked at no. 11 in September of that year.
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The Van Man

 

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2003/02/365-Days-Project-02-11-chance-bob-the-van-man.mp3

 

Little girl be on the lookout for a man

he's the driver of a woman chasing van

he has fun with all the women he deceives

he has many tricks up his sleeves

 

He goes cruisin' in his custom painted van

tinted lights inside, he keeps it spic and span

little girl how would you like to take a ride

little girl look at the inside

 

Come in, my dear, relax, don't fear

We're off! I love you!

 

Here comes the van man

Here comes the van man

 

Come on in declared the spider to the fly

with a grin he's such a nice guy

 

Nu-uh

Uh-huh

Nu-uh

Uh-huh

Uh-huh

The adult toy!

 

He's the van man and he's coming after you

when he finds you what will you do

Don't laugh at this you're on his list

You're next. I warned you

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Meet the Feebles (1989)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

The Final Countdown - Cover version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

Haha den første der hadde jeg utrolig sansen for!

 

Først så tenkte jeg.. hææ erre fra en barnefilm? Så syntes jeg de stolpene ligna litt vel mye på penishode, så satt jeg og tenkte, faen å kult det hadde vært om det hadde vært en skikkelig voldelig film med "dukker"..

 

Så begynner han å synge om Sodomy og hu kjerringa som plaffer alle :D dæven den filmen må jeg få sett!!

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Klarer du å gjette hvem som sto bakom dette fantastiske kunstverket av en film?

Tips: (han er fra New Zealand, er liten og rund og veldig glad i Tolkien.)

 

Her er par andre minneverdige scener fra Meet the Feebles:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT6KWkewfQg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgQ1yJqwY_4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBQRUS2dfRA

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