b-real Skrevet 7. oktober 2003 Del Skrevet 7. oktober 2003 A boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?". The father thinks for a while and says to the boy, "Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars. Then ask you sister if she'd have sex with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars. Then ask your brother if he'd have sex with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars. You should be able to figure it out by then...". So the boy asks his mom if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars, his mom replies, "of course I would!". The boy then continues on to his sister and asks, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars?", to which his sister says, "Of course! He's so good looking!". Then he asks his brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for one million dollars, and his brother says, "Yeah, I mean that is a damn lot of money! Imagine what you can buy with that!". The next day the boys father asks him, "So, did you figure out the difference between potentially and realistically yet?", and the boy answers... "Yeah. Potentially we are sitting on three million dollars. Realistically, we are living with two sluts and a queer." Lenke til kommentar
SnowDOG_ Skrevet 7. oktober 2003 Del Skrevet 7. oktober 2003 LOL! hehe beste eg har hørt på en stund! haha Lenke til kommentar
osse-mon waits for alice Skrevet 20. oktober 2003 Del Skrevet 20. oktober 2003 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD, but still Lenke til kommentar
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