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The Crow:
"He was already dead......he died a year ago, the moment he touched her. They're all dead.....they just don't know it yet." - Eric Draven

 

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

 

Blackadder - The Third
Blackadder: They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head.

Blackadder: Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.

Rocky Balboa:
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!

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Vi lever for å lære. Vi lærer for å leve.

 

"Kunsten med support er å forutsette at kunden er en evneveik idiot, men ikke la ham høre eller mistenke det". - NgZ (bruker diskusjon.no)

 

"Kunder er ett eget folkeslag, og de fleste er idioter". - Argoniel (bruker diskusjon.no)

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Noen av mine favoritter.

 

The Crow:

"He was already dead......he died a year ago, the moment he touched her. They're all dead.....they just don't know it yet." - Eric Draven

 

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

 

 

- Is that gasoline I smell?

 

 

Noen fra Sacred 2:

 

- What did the old man say? Fly, you fools!

 

- I'm getting no input. Oh, God, the player has shut down!

 

- This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please remain calm and exit the building. Thank you.

 

- If you wait a little longer, maybe a meteor will come and take care of everything.

 

Og noen fra Kid Icarus: Uprising

 

Palutena: I'm sensing treasure somewhere to your left.

Pit: How do you know that?

Palutena: From the heavens, I can see through your laurel crown to divine your surroundings!

Pit: Really? That's amazing!

Palutena: And that's not all I can see, Pit. I can also see what's in your heart.

Pit: Oh...Heh heh...That's really...something.

Palutena: So you'd better not be thinking about anything...NAUGHTY.

Pit: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU--

Palutena: Just kidding! Seriously, reading hearts through laurel crowns?

Pit: I know...I was...also...kidding.

Palutena: Sure you were.

 

 

Palutena: Another Treasure Box!

Valintini: Oh hail the goddess of obvious.

 

Pit: Who cares? If it works, I'll use it. I'm a angel, and that's how angels get things done!

Valentini: No, that's how Scavengers get things done. Are you a buzzard, Pit?

Palutena: Now now, I think we can all agree Pit is not a buzzard.

Palutena: ... Though I have seen him eat some questionable things off the ground...

Pit: Floor Ice Cream gives you health!

 

Palutena: How does Pyyron know so much about the Aurum?

Pyyron: Oh, that's cause' I spend alot of time on Divinipedia.

Pit: Divinipedia? Send me the link.

 

Pit: Are you talking English right now?

Palutena: Let me make this easy for you: BIG MONSTERS KILL PIT! GRRR!

Pit: Ohh, thank you, that makes perfect sense.

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Well I know, some people don't like you to talk about those things.
I know that. Some people don't like you to mention certain things.
Some people don't want you to say this. Some people don't want you to say that.
Some people think if you mention some things they might happen ... some people are really fucking stupid!

George Carlin

 

 

 

 

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Well I know, some people don't like you to talk about those things.

I know that. Some people don't like you to mention certain things.

Some people don't want you to say this. Some people don't want you to say that.

Some people think if you mention some things they might happen ... some people are really fucking stupid!

George Carlin

 

 

 

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat

Now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like that?

And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin

Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong

And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing

And I really doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me if I don't pass her letter along

 

(Weird Al - Stop forwarding that crap to me. En av de mer 'seriøse' sangene hans. Hele teksten er en stor tankevekker på mange måter.)

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