Sirkus Mario Balotelli

[Latias]

Balo og co prøver å slå ned dommeren. Tapere.

[tc47]

Mancini var også ekte taper der. Balotelli kvelte han forsvarsspilleren uansett i halsen.

[Jotun]

- Det er utrolig. Tidligere i livet har jeg sett en spiller med fantastiske kvaliteter som til slutt leverte null. Jeg vil ikke at Mario skal ende sånn. Han kan ikke fortsette som i dag, vi forventer mer, sier Mancini

 

Hvem er dette?

[Benbjo]

- Det er utrolig. Tidligere i livet har jeg sett en spiller med fantastiske kvaliteter som til slutt leverte null. Jeg vil ikke at Mario skal ende sånn. Han kan ikke fortsette som i dag, vi forventer mer, sier Mancini

 

Hvem er dette?

 

Balotelli?

[Jotun]

Den andre spilleren......

[Maynard James]

Ronaldinho kanskje?

[Teipball]

Den andre spilleren......

 

Adriano? Han var vel i Inter i samme periode som Mancini, selv om jeg er litt usikker på årstallene der.

[Latias]

Mancini loses patience with Balotelli as Manchester City exit looms

 

The Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has personally sanctioned the £340,000 fine and misconduct charge for Mario Balotelli, which the striker is to fight at a Premier League tribunal – pushing him closer to an exit from the club.

 

Mancini has been isolated for months in his desire to persist with the player but is behind his club in the unusual course of disciplinary action which places Balotelli in a state of open conflict with the Premier League champions.

 

Balotelli will appear before an independent two-man league panel in London on Wednesday to challenge a fine of two weeks' wages – the maximum a club may impose on a misconduct charge – which he was hit with at the end of last season because of his general disciplinary record. The club took the unusual step because they felt that his on-field indiscipline was causing him to miss far too many games, rather than because of any of his off-field antics.

 

Sirkus Balos CV:

 

>Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

>£10,000 in parking fines

>Car impounded 27 times

>£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

>Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

>Rescued a child from bullying

>Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

>Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

>Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

>Thinks milk with tea is strange

>Bibotelli saga

>Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week

>Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."

>Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board

>Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix

>Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training

>Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

>Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

>U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

>Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

>He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

>After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"

>Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"

>Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

>Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won

>Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

>Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

>*** mental chicken hat

>When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere

>Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second

>Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around

>Swore on live TV after the FA cup final

>Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy, missed and was subbed

>Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

>Brought to bench during International friendly.

>Set house on fire using fireworks

>Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players

>"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy

>Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6

>Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire

>Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester

>Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne

[PatSharpX]

Haha, han er så fet!

[Patrick123]

Sirkus Balos CV:

 

Holy Mother of fuckery.

[Sexylubb1]

>Thinks milk with tea is strangeSirkus Balos CV:

 

Han er ikke helt blåst altså. Hvem hadde trodd det?

["""]

Fantastisk fet fyr. Er vel noe på lista som ikke stemmer, men jeg ler høyt uansett. Krem!

[Patrick123]

Finnes det i det hele tatt noen trenere som kan holde styr på han?

[Prusk]

Tipper man må ha mer bein i nesa enn Robert "He'll never play for us again" Mancini.

[Latias]

 

 

 

Kamuflasjen hjalp ikke på vei hjem fra Etihad etter United-kampen, gitt.

[theHerd]

Herregud for en fyr!

[Patrick123]

Sirkus Balotelli ruller videre

 

Ikke fullt så stilig denne gangen.

[archanios]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2256586/Mario-Balotelli-Roberto-Mancini-training-ground-fight.html Endret 3. januar 2013 av archanios

[Latias]

Hahaha. Var på tide med et nytt kapittel av Sirkus Balo, lenge siden sist. Trist om dette er slutten.

[archanios]

Får ein mnd utestengelse (golfferie) og blir henta tilbake når det trengs seinare i sesongen.