Hva er ditt favorittsitat?

[Kakofoni]

Tror vel mer på "Get rich or die happy".

[Karlson]

[signatur]

[Frohman]

Signatur.

[Kaare_Jay]

Livet er som et pust i sivet

[Rairai]

My drinking team has a racing problem

[Cpt]

Even though the plane is down, its hard for the gunner..... to stop.... fra en WW2 dokumentar.

[insolvent]

Siste linje i signaturen...

[Dan-The-Man]

Ikke så mye aktivitet her nå ser jeg men,men.

Her er et sitat jeg og en venn kom fram til etter at vi diskuterte ehh.. masse random greier egentlig.

 

Det er klart det er synd på de som nesten dør av matmangel, men ingen tenket på oss når vi nesten spiser oss ihjel på julekvelden

 

 

 

Ellers må vel favorittsitatet være Da Vinci sitt:

 

Sunn fornuft er summen av fordommer samlet i en alder av atten

[Gjest Slettet+5132]

"Just because you're paraniod, it doesn't mean they're not after you."

[zennox]

Sitater you say? Har aldri likt dem, and I never will.

[Uncle Albert]

"Non-smokers die every day. Sleep tight." av Bill Hicks ligger høyt på favorittlista.

[Hemni]

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space." - White Ninja

 

"Good morning starshine. The earth says 'hello'." - Johnny Depp som Willy Wonka i "Charlie og sjokoladefabrikken".

Endret 19. november 2008 av Hemni

[Sameboe]

Flere gode:

 

"En får værra som en er når en ikke varrt som en sku"

 

"It's not only only, but but"

 

"Kannst wir aus gesleppen" min tysk-norske oversettelse av "kan vi slippe ut"

[Batnobbit]

Olderfaren min sine: "Ja nå har dråpene rømt fra bekken" eller da han lå på gamlehjemmet: " Good morning beautiful, unskyld at jeg er trøtt men jeg har vært å hogget ved".

[Drakan Wolf]

Her er det noen som jeg liker:

 

Blood II: The Chosen:

"This place is a hell-hole... He he he, I like it!" -- Caleb

"It's howdy-doody time kiddies, that bad man is here" -- Caleb

"Ahhhh, Singularity Generator, now, that is bad. For everybody else!" -- Caleb

"Come out, come out, what ever you are" -- Caleb

 

Privateer:

Pirate: "Hey, there is no need to shoot me"

You: "Protecting myself against your kind gets expensive And I'm on a budget" -- Intro scene.

 

Latin:

Semper in excretum sum sed alta variat

-- Always in the shit, but the depth varies

 

Laboris gloria Ludi

-- Work hard, Play hard

 

Magister Mundi sum!

-- I am the Master of the Universe!

 

Tace atque abi.

-- Shut up and go away.

 

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant.

-- May barbarians invade your personal space.

 

Actio personalis monitur cum persona.

-- Dead men don't sue.

 

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.

-- If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

 

Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis.

-- I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

 

Raptus regaliter

-- Royally screwed

Endret 25. september 2009 av Drakan Wolf

[Ducki]

"Religion bør være en privat sak og ikke noen bærende idé for et samfunn."

 

evt.

 

"How tall are you, private?

- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

Endret 25. september 2009 av Ducki

[Kvakkeri]

There once was a young boy with a really bad temper, and his old father wanted to teach his son a lesson. So he gave his son a lot of long nails. And every time the boy lost his temper, he had to hammer a big nail in a wooden fence. One day he had to hammer over twenty big nails in the wooden fence, because he was really mad. After some days he startet to control his anger. And he discovered it was a lot easier to control his anger, than to hammer all thos big nails in the fence.

 

Then he managed to go one whole day, without losing his temper once. And his father suggested that the son should pull out one nail from the wooden fence, for every time i can manage to hold his anger. A couple of weeks past by, and finally the son could tell his father that all the big nails in the fence was gone. The father then took his son out to the old wooden fence.

 

- "you have done really well" the father said. "but look at all the holes in the fence, it will never be the same!"

 

The young boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak:

""when you say something in anger. The words will leave permanent scars, just like all the holes in this fence. And no matter how many times you say you're sorry, all the wounds will still be there!""

[heiv]

"Enten så går det bra, eller så går det over."

 

Og Petter Stordalen: "Jeg tror ikke på flaks, jeg tror på uflaks."

Endret 18. juli 2017 av heiv

[lilipatra]

"Alt lite er pent, unntatt lite mat" 

- bestefar 

[Cipher Panda]

""when you say something in anger. The words will leave permanent scars, just like all the holes in this fence. And no matter how many times you say you're sorry, all the wounds will still be there!""

Hehe, husker dette utdraget og samme historie fra en av Yu Dan's bøker jeg leste for noen år siden.

 

Min tur:

I'm not telling you it's going to be easy - I'm telling you it's going to be worth it.

- Arthur L. Williams