Dine beste quotes fra TV-serier!

[greenman]

I denne tråden kan du poste morsome/gode quotes fra TV-serier. Youtubeklipp går også fint

 

Kan være greit å ta med hvilken serie det kommer fra og evt navnet på personen.

 

Eks på et innlegg:

 

"I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining breakdancing and lunch?"

 

- Tracy Jordan, 30 ROCK

Endret 23. oktober 2011 av Bibow

[Filmvenn]

“…and they would never cancel Game of Thrones! It’s a crossover hit! It’s not just a fantasy series! They’re telling human stories in a fantasy world!”

- Ben Wyatt, Parks & Recreation

You`re worse than my ex-wife, and she`s terrible at scrabble. And she`s a bitch. Her name is Tammy Swanson, and she`s a serious bitch. - Ron Swanson, Parks & Recreation

“I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It’s a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.” - Ron Swanson, Parks & Recreation

 

"[Til presidenten til kanalen ABC] Here's a question for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"- what kind of an idiot is running ABC?

" - Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

"A gay Jew in Nazi Germany. He must have had a hard time" - Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

"Dear prick, why are you such a prick?" - Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

 

"I'm going to drink as much booze and smoke as much pot as I want. Thank you very much." - George, Bored To Death

"George, you're the greatest pothead I've ever known." - Ray, Bored To Death

Endret 22. oktober 2011 av Mahavishnu

[greenman]

Larry David er genial! Han har så mange gullkorn

 

“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.”

 

Larry David. Curb Your Enthusiasm

[Randomizer]

''Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!'' - Peter Griffin

Endret 23. oktober 2011 av Randomizer

[Dr. Brodsky]

"I have no idea what hammertime is, or how it differs from regular time"

- Dexter Morgan

[klhegrlkhr]

"God damn pantyhose. Has anyone ever died from chrotchasphyxiation?"

- Debra Morgan

[Lakus]

"I don't recognize your bullshit MC" - Clay Morrow, Sons of Anarchy

[Filmvenn]

Fuck yeah, Lakus jenta mi. Det er så dritbra sitat fra sesong 3 av serien. Classic.

 

You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes. - Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

 

OHHH! OSCAR! THAT PULGOKI'S OSCAR!! YOU'RE EATING A DOG, YOU'RE EATING A DOG!! - Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm

 

Is she going to powder her vagina? - Ben, Parks & Recreation

 

But it feels pretty good to have a bunch of little boys be super into me. That came out wrong. - Ann Perkins, Parks & Recreation

 

This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me, and my dad hung himself in front of me, while masturbating. - Ben, Louie

 

ENCORE SOA-hitparade

Gemma til Opie: "But she earns her living catching cum in her

mouth, and I'm sensing that's a problem" (etterfulgt av latter, om jeg husker riktig)

 

Chucky: "Based on the level of animosity those two are exhibiting, I'd say there is at least one vagina involved."

 

Tara: "I don't need a boy to handle my shit".

 

"I don't recognize your bullshit MC." - Så og si beste sitatet synes jeg i sesong 3.

 

Noe fra sesong 1 og 2:

Gemma: "It smells like old socks and pussy in here".

 

Jax: "What's an anal rain dance?"

 

Tig: "I hate it when mommy and daddy fight."

 

Gemma: You got two choices Tigger: tackle me, or come along.

Tig: Now look, I got nothing but adoration for you. Why you gotta give me such a hard time for?

G: It's my nature, I'm a giver. *slams Tig into the wall & walks outside*

T: This is why I beat hookers.

[greenman]

Charlie attempts to hit on women at an abortion-rights rally.

 

Charlie: Come stand next to me, then.

Dee: Why?

Charlie: So she doesn’t think I'm creepy.

Dee: Well, you are creepy.

Charlie: I realize this. That’s why I need you.

 

Herregud for en genial serie

[Filmvenn]

Mye genialt fra Sunny ja. Aldri ledd så mye av en komiserie på TV etter forrige episode som ble sendt i USA.

[K.B.E]

"No soup for you!"

 

-Seinfeld

 

Jeg kunne sikkert komt på fler om jeg tenker meg om.

[Jason P. C.]

-Hello, you have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel (Homer)

[MKej]

“I’m not a card player, but I’m sure these 4 5s beat a full house" - Omar

 

"Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss." - Omar

[Vertical^]

"I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!" - Walter White, Breaking Bad.

Endret 25. oktober 2011 av Vertical^

[klhegrlkhr]

En prest snakker med Tyrol i Battlestar Galactica.

 

Priest: Been having any reacurring dreams lately?

Tyrol: No.

Priest: OK, thats what we in the pray trade call a lie :!:

[Reeve]

"Maybe for once someone will call me "sir", without adding; you're making a scene." - Homer Simpson

[greenman]

"You went to four years of college and four years of medical school. So I can safely assume you are at least eight."

 

-Dr Bob Kelso, Scrubs

[Vertical^]

"Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!" - Tio/Hector Salamanca, Breaking Bad.

[Lumpness]

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

[chairgame]

Pierce skal lese Jeff's tanker:

"Gay, gay, so gay! Dark nightclub.. Throbbing music! mensr..mensroom stall.. Penis! Two penises! Aah so gay, so gay! aaah"

 

Pierce Hawthorne, Community

Endret 17. desember 2011 av chairgame