World of Warcraft - Vitser

[Konkulf]

Vel, jeg har da søkt rundt på forumet og har ikke funnet noen topic som handler om WoW vitser O_O

 

Finnes så mange gode, så tenkte jeg kunne starte en!

 

Vitsene kan være på Engelsk og skandinaviske språk.

 

 

Jeg kan da starte med noen:

 

 

"3 Dwarfs are captured by trolls and are asked to go out into the woods and gather 10 pieces of fruit each for a trial. The first one comes back with 10 apples and they give him the task of putting them up were they usually come out of (you know what I mean), without showing any emotion. He got the first one in then winced with pain on the second and he was killed.

 

The second one came back with berries and got 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 and the he laughed and was killed.

 

They met at the graveyard and the first dwarf asked the 2nd. "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it."

The second said, "I couldn't help it I saw the third guy comming with Pineapples."

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"You know you've played WoW too much when you run with your forehead pushed up against the elevator door in the parking garage trying to be the first one out."

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"u know u are a wow nerd when your microwave dings and u yell gratz "

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"You know you play WoW too much when you refer to your job as a daily quest."

 

 

Fyr i vei!

Endret 11. mars 2010 av Surreal

[Haunts]

Your mom is so fat she tripped and made Un'goro Crater

[H4xxm4n]

You mom´s so fat, it took 3 warlocks to summon her

[MrHumbugh]

Lol!>.<

 

And the Christ said to his disciples "I shall grant you eternal Salvation" ! The disciples fell to their knees and replied "Give us Kings n00b" !

[Abaddon_InnleggNO]

An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!

 

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A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

 

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."

 

The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

 

Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

Endret 22. mars 2010 av Abaddon

[MrHumbugh]

An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!

 

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A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

 

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."

 

The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

 

Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

 

Lol :3

[Ghaundan]

Skal vi se om jeg husker denne riktig

 

A mage, a priest, a shaman and a paladin were discussing what class jesus played. The mage said; jesus created food to feed the masses, only a mage could do that! The priest said; Jesus healed the wounded and cured the sick, he was a priest! The shaman said; Jesus stood up from the dead on the third day, only a shaman could do that!

 

Then the paladin said "No, he's a paladin" The others look at him and ask "Why?" "I know what class my son plays now don't I?"

[Abaddon_InnleggNO]

Three Dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Whitch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go

to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So

all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.

 

The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten

apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usually doesn't go… in fact, fruit usually leaves from there…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.

 

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out

in pain, so he was killed.

 

The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the

Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this

should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the

ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

 

The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one

asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The

second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy

coming with pineapples."

Endret 23. mars 2010 av Abaddon

[MrHumbugh]

Three Dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Whitch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go

to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So

all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.

 

The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten

apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usually doesn't go… in fact, fruit usually leaves from there…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.

 

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out

in pain, so he was killed.

 

The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the

Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this

should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the

ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

 

The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one

asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The

second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy

coming with pineapples."

 

 

Klassiker! <3

[Mith]

"How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red!"

 

 

"So, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you get that?

'The parrot says Durotar. They've got them all over the place!' "

 

 

http://www.wowwiki.com/Jokes

Endret 5. april 2010 av Mith

[MrHumbugh]

"How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red!"

 

 

"So, an orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says 'Hey, where'd you get that?

'The parrot says Durotar. They've got them all over the place!' "

 

 

http://www.wowwiki.com/Jokes

 

Dette er jo /silly jokes fra ingame WoW...Still......Lol ^^,

[Acurus]

My warrior is so IMBA, I accidentally hit Thunder Clap and made the Un'Goro Crater.

[Bamf88]

An orc is sitting in the bar when he notices Garrosh a few stools away. The guy had a body like Broxigar but his head was the size of a thimble.

 

The orc said, "Please excuse me for staring but I can't help but be curious as to why your body is so well developed but your head is so small." Garrosh says, "Buy me a drink and I'll tell you." The drink was bought and the story began.

 

"I was in the navy and my ship was sunk by a canon. I was the only survivor and I managed to make it to a deserted island a few miles away. I had been there for several months and was sitting on the beach one day waiting for a bird or a fish to come by, so I would have something to eat. Looking up I saw a naga sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me and informed me that she was a magical naga and could grant me 3 wishes.

 

"Great, I'd like to be rescued." She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing straight for my island.

 

Next I asked for a body like Broxigar. Another slap of her tail and here it is.

 

Then noticing how beautiful she was and all my other wished fulfilled I asked if I could make love to her. She said no, it just wouldn't work, her being half serpent and all, so I said "Well, how about a little head then?"