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[- FuzioN]

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name.

 

Haha, lo meg ihjel

 

Her er en til:

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years."

Endret 1. mars 2009 av HardC0re Gamer 1997

[Mokko]

Fortsatt liv her, ja?

[Kiro]

Burde det ikke det?

[Toroto92]

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first."

 

[Gjest Bruker-127711]

Haha

[- FuzioN]

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old boy. He asked me if I would like to meet his friend Willy. Thinking Willy was a stuffed animal or something, I said yes. The boy whipped out his dick and then told me to give Willy a kiss, like how 'mommy does it to daddy's friend Willy'.

 

Hahahahahahaha!

[Gjest Bruker-127711]

Nei, nå SKAL jeg sove.

[Rider of Reason]

Fortsatt liv her, ja?

Her blir det liv, RAI RAI.

 

Sorry folkens klarte ikke å dy meg

[Kiro]

Lykke til med det Jonas

[Mokko]

Sove? Hva er poenget med det?

[- FuzioN]

Hvor gammel er du, Mokko?

[Kiro]

å sove er det den tilstanden som blir kalt søvn som mennesker og dyr periodisk inntar for å hvile,

altså en tilstand med sterkt nedsatt bevissthet.

[- FuzioN]

[Rider of Reason]

å sove er det den tilstanden som blir kalt søvn som mennesker og dyr periodisk inntar for å hvile,

altså en tilstand med sterkt nedsatt bevissthet.

I så fall har jeg sovet i hele dag.

[- FuzioN]

'' Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML''

 

Fy f***! FYL = Fuck Your Life

[Mokko]

Sist jeg sjekket var jeg 14 år, HCG1997.

 

EDIT: Og en fin måte å sjekke det på er å trykke på "Mokko" til venstre for denne teksten -> "Vis medlemsprofil" og deretter scrolle nedover på siden. Alderen min står til venstre et sted.

Endret 2. mars 2009 av Mokko

[- FuzioN]

Sist jeg sjekket var jeg 14 år, HCG1997.

 

Ok. Her er sikkert en historie som du synest er genial:

'' Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML''

[Mokko]

Ja, den var jo.. fin. Hvor har du dem fra?

[- FuzioN]

fmylife.com - Fuck My Life!

[Mokko]

OK, da sier jeg natta folkens, jeg må bøye meg for søvnbehovet nå..