The rectum stretcher

[Lautsprecher]

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 4 km/h over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find cop with a radar gun on the other side Laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."

Dra DEN neste gang du blir stoppa i radarkontrol!(På norsk da selvfølgelig)

[zn00ker]

Genial! Rett og slett genial!

 

*ler godt*

[Exeter]

Helt konge...

 

 

 

[Lautsprecher]

UTOOOLIG hva man finner på nettet hvis man bare leter godt

[mbskywalker]

[CaNaBiS]

den der var bra, men radar scanner er vell lettere? så slipper du fengsel :o

 

(Purken vill nokk sikkert klikke vist du sier det der! )

[Kebab GUD]

drar du den på snuten i norge blior du burett inne for å ha fornermet et politikonstabel ..

[Lautsprecher]

drar du den på snuten i norge blior du burett inne for å ha fornermet et politikonstabel ..

Det blir du sikkert. men det var sikkert vært det

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