Er dette humor?

[Szir0]

Er så lenge siden jeg har prøvd.. Alle er sanne historier. Vennligst kom med feedback..

 

My mother is a fysiologist who has lost 25% of her hair, her son has a black dot in his eye, born with disease, and she is also educated in psychology and her son, me, has been sent to a mental institution more than 10 times.

 

My father hates the worlds global unifications, he says countries loose cause of this culture, still he managed to marry my mother who is from Norway whilest he is from Crete, an island that is the the complete opposite of Norway.

 

My father claimed by standing close to my face that life is sweet whilest I sensed his breath stink worse than a dead persons grave.

 

Whenever I met my grandmother I was so afraid as always to dishonour and to show myself not worthy. Years later, when she died, I entered a store where I bought a doll. One afternoon I remember having sexual intercourse with the doll. Hours later I realized..I realized that the doll looked just like my grandmother.

 

The intelligence of the germans were great. They managed to solve the economical problems and when done just that, they went out to kill themselves.

 

Once a beatifull nurse asked a patient if he wanted to play with her the card game known as idiot. He said yes and lost the game and at the same time lost the paper cup with water on the floor. Some say mental patients dont really need to play that game as the result is from before already known, at least when inside the mental institutions.

 

Once there was a person who was ashamed to shower with others naked. He lied about it and told that he had problems with his knee and that was why he quitted the soccer team. His mother sent him to a fysiologist and there he learned how to jump with air balls, like a retard. "For the best children are those who express what they have within" - Jesus. You might say so, yes..

 

 

Hva syns dere?

[iChristian]

Jeg så ikke helt humoren, dessverre

[Szir0]

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