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[Lautsprecher]

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

A. A cherry float.

 

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. BEAT IT - we're closed.

 

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?

A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

 

Q. What's the speed limit of s'e'x?

A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

 

Q. Why is air a lot like s'e'x?

A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

 

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?

A. Dill-dough.

 

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?

A. You can sleep with a light on.

 

Q. Why is s'e'x like a bridge game?

A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

[Shulgin]

Forumets sensur ødela det meste, tenker jeg.

[DukeNuke]

s e x = sex

 

[Lautsprecher]

Forumets sensur ødela det meste, tenker jeg.

nå er DET retta på ' retter det meste