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Regler:

 

1. - Selve sitatet kan naturligvis stå som sitering (en funksjon i skriveboksen) og skrevet under hvem som står bak sitatet, eventuellt "ukjent."

2. - Lange innlegg i spoiler?

3. - Alle innlegg skal inneholde sitater.

 

 

Men altså, slakt meg hvis dette finnes, men i hvert fall så begynner jeg med noen sitater:

 

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

- Erica Jong

 

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

- Shing Xiong

 

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

- Alexander Graham Bell

 

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

- Dr. Seuss

 

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

- Lou Holtz

 

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

- Ukjent

 

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

- Ukjent

 

It's nice to be important,but it's more important to be nice.

- Ukjent

 

I read somewhere... how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong, but to feel strong... to measure yourself at least once.

Happiness is only real when shared...

Rather than Love, than Money, than Fame, give me Truth.

- Christopher McCandless

Endret 10. januar 2011 av TheLynx

[raWrz]

https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopic=1286684

https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopic=899351

 

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

 

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why we call it the present."

- kung fu panda

 

"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."

 

- ??

 

"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."

—Wayne Gretzky

 

"when the darkness is around you, dont worry, because the sun is dancing on your back."

- jason

 

"Everybody wants to be the sun in your life... but I would rather be the moon that shines on you in your darkest times"

- ??

 

Forresten mange fine i posten din TheLynx

Endret 10. januar 2011 av Submit

[Hoikka]

Kan diskuteres om alle her er et sitat, men er en liten samling jeg har funnet her på forumet.

 

 

Do what you love and you will never work again

 

I`am so smart, i make smart people feels like retards

 

Don't argue with idiots. He will drag you down to his level,

and beat you with his experience

 

If something's hard then it's not worth doing

 

War is not about dieing for your country,

but making the bastard on the other side die for his

 

If you don't have anything nice to say, say it on the Internet

 

Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity

 

Dude, you just killed a helicopter with a car. - Yeah i was out of bullets

 

Jeg har sakt dette 1000 ganger før, nå sier jeg det for 3 og siste gang

 

Jeg er ikke full, jeg prøver bare å gå slik som Jack Sparrow

 

Våkn opp med et smil og jag etter livet..Lev det, nyt det, smak det, lukt det, føl det.

 

Rettferdighet er å behandle alle like ille

 

Impossible is only a word in fools dictionary

 

Om alle tenker det samme, er det virkelig så mye tenking i det hele tatt?

 

Den som aldri gjør feil er også dem som aldri jobber

 

Man kan ikke hate en hel nasjon, bare systemet

 

En ordentlig mann spør om hjelp når han trenger det

 

Man skal respektere andres meninger, men det betyr ikke at man skal like dem

 

Experience was of no ethical value. It was merely the name

men gave to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

 

Regler blir til om/når noen finner på noe tilbakestående,

som man ikke kan leve med at blir gjentatt.

 

PERHAPS THE PURPOSE OF EXISTING

IS TO QUESTION YOUR OWN PURPOSE OF EXISTING

WITHOUT ALLOWING IT TO ELIMINATE YOUR SENSE OF PURPOSE

Chris Dlugosz

 

"Policia, policia why can't ya see? The bullets will never pacify me!" - Leftöver Crack

 

Aim for the moon, hope for nothing, and be happy with what you get.

 

That is as useful as a snooze-button on a smoke alarm

 

The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,

but only enough blood to run one at a time

 

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment

 

My penis is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it'd go all the way from A to Z

 

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry,

and has been widely regarded as a bad idea." - Douglas Adams.

 

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events.

Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt

 

Strive for peace with acts? of war, the beauty of death we all adore [slayer]

 

Et bilde sier mer enn tusen ord, en video sier mer enn tusen bilder.

 

Genser er noe man tar på seg når mamma fryser.

 

Biking skills or hospital bills

 

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend - John Lennon

 

They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages.

Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

 

Når bæsjen treffer takvifta, vet du at det er på tide å søke dekning

 

Your future love is better than your past. -Fabolous

 

You can learn about life from both your friends and enemies

 

I just removed a piece of my brain, without any brain

damage damage damage damage damage damage

 

Work it harder, make it better

Now that that don't kill me

Do it faster, makes us stronger

 

One always has to remember these days where the garbage pail is,

because it's so easy to make sounds,

and to put sounds together into something that appears to be music,

but it's just as hard as it always was to make good music.

- Robert Moog

 

For your rights, for your honor, for your freedom and life, and for this very world itself,

I will fight to my last breath to protect it all!

 

It's the weather... Whether it's blood washing over the land or rain, not much changes.

Rain in spring or autumn, or raining blood...

They dry and everyone moves on. However...

I can't watch a woman's face get wet with tears, and move on.

 

Livet er fult av mirakler, så hvorfor undre seg over livet når man kan heller ha det gøy

 

God is dead, he`s just a voice inside your head

 

Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

 

Det fine med og bo i en liten bygd er at vist du ikke

vet hva du holder på med er at alle andre gjør det

 

Livet er den største gave. Bare synd at så mange aldri rekker å pakke den ordentlig ut.

 

Det finnes ikke problemer, bare utfordringer!

 

Hva vil folk si? Det spørsmålet gjør sjelen hjemløs. Gjør det rette og frykt ingen!

Berthold Auerbach

 

Mange kloke ord blir sagt i spøk.

Desverre blir i langt høyere grad dumme ord sagt i fullt alvor.

 

Det er bedre å stikke nesen sin opp i andre sine ting,

enn å stikke andre sine ting opp i nesa. Husk det.

 

"I never completed high school and i am very rich and very successful" - Tré Cool

 

Jeg hater å diskutere med idioter,

de drar deg ned på sitt nivå og vinner i og med at det er de som har erfaringen der.

 

Fordelen med å være klok er at man kan spille dum, det motsatte er betydelig verre

 

I know what I want, and I say what I want

And no one can take it away...

 

For your rights, for your honor, for your freedom and life, and for this very world itself,

I will fight to my last breath to protect it all!

 

Every day is the first, for the rest of our lifes.

 

For å føle ekte lykke må man ha opplevd ekte smerte

 

Uvitenhet ligger til grunn for menneskets mange handlinger

 

Jeg har ikke sagt det før, men gjentar det gjerne

 

Some people are only alive because it is against the law to shoot them!

 

-The wind, it's speaking to us.

-What's it saying?

-I don't know, I don't speak wind.

 

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

 

If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

 

Men en ting skal pedofile ha, de kjører sakte forbi skoler og barnehager

 

"Edison gjorde mer enn 14 000 forsøk da han oppfant glødelampen.

Folk trodde han var gal - og det var han.

Det er akkurat slike mennesker vi leter etter." - Bill Little

 

"We come to love not by finding a perfect person,

but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."

- Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved

 

Yes, there are two paths you can go by

But in the long run

There's still time to change the road you're on

 

Jesus gjorde vann om til vin og hadde 12 disipler,

en kompis av meg gjorde vann, sukker og gjær om til sprit,

han hadde over 60 disipler! - Dag Sørås

 

"The more hair I have on the outside of my head,

the less I have inside my head cluttering up my brain" (Bob Dylan)

 

"Fordeom" er ikke et ord. "Selvom" er magen til en sel.

"Selv om" kan være verdt et forsøk.

 

får du ikke fikset det,har du ikke stor nok hammer

 

Girls are like Pokemon. You need balls to catch them.

 

"Winners never quit, quitters never win", Winston Churchill

 

Piracy is not stealing.

Stealing removes the original, Piracy just makes a copy.

 

Being in love is knowing you can live without the person, just not wanting to

 

Hvis det er mulighet for at flere ting kan gå galt,

vil den ting som vil forårsake mest skade, være den ting som går galt. - Murphys lov

 

It's not the size of the gun, but the strenght of the gunpowder

 

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me...!

 

It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble.

It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain

 

It ain't about how hard you hit.

It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward! - Rocky

 

Man kan ta apen ut av jungelen, men man kan aldri ta jungelen ut av apen

 

Det finnes ikke problemer, bare utfordringer!

 

Meiningen med livet er å finne meiningen med livet for deg.

Den er forskjellig frå person til person og alle må finne den kvar for seg.

 

Jeg skulle gjerne bedt deg dra til helvete...

Eneste problemet er at jeg jobber der, og gidder ikke å se trynet ditt hver dag.

 

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.

 

Du sier du må spare tid. Gjøre flere ting på en gang.

Men når skal du få tid til å bruke tiden du har spart? Tid går ikke. Tid kommer.

 

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put one in a fruit salad

 

They are not gone, they are not gone, they are only sleeping

In graves, in ways, in clay underneath the floor

 

"Jeg vet ikke hvordan 3. verdenskrig vil bli utkjempet,

men jeg vet at den 4. vil vi utkjempe med klubber". - Albert Einstein

 

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

 

Good judgement comes from experience.

Experience comes from bad judgement.

 

How does it feel?

To be without a home

Like a complete unknown

Like a rolling stone?

 

Sannheten kalles kun 'hat' av de som hater sannheten

 

Frihet innebærer ikke å gjøre hva man vil,

men å bestemme over seg selv

 

The only freedom man really wants, is the freedom to be comfortable

 

If a key opens a lots of locks, then its a master key.

But if a lock is opened by a lots of keys, then its a shitty lock.

 

Just remember, fish don't have hands, but they can still swim.

 

I remember the first time I came home from a heavy metal concert when I was nine.

I couldn't sleep for two months. It ruined my life. The music was so loud that it

gave my friend back problems. I couldn't believe how much it ruled.

It was then that I knew that metal was the only music I'd ever listen to again. -Maddox

 

Nordmenns sanne religion er Naturen.

Våre guder heter Fjellet, Vidda og Havet. - Johan Galtung

 

Kunnskap blir ofte forvekslet med intelligens.

 

Smarte mennesker rydder, genier behersker KAOS

 

Invictus

Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the Horror of the shade,

And yet the menace of the years

Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments the scroll,

I am the master of my fate:

I am the captain of my soul.

 

Every moment is an experience.

Jake Roberts

 

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.

John W. Gardner

 

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth;

not going all the way, and not starting.

Buddha

 

You spend your whole life looking for answers.

Because you think the next answer will change something.

Mabye make you a little less miserable.

And you know that when you run out of questions, you don't just run out of answers;

You run out of hope.

 

Det finnes 10 typer mennesker de som forstår binærtall og de som ikke..

 

Endret 11. januar 2011 av Hoikka

[Isbilen]

There is perhaps no phenomenon which contains so much destructive feeling as moral indignation, which permits envy or to be acted out under the guise of virtue.

Enklere:

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.