Ny vri på nigeria-scam :-)

[Bikeridr]

Vet ikke om denne forumdelen eller humor vil være rett plass, så moderatorer får flytte den som det passer.

 

Iallefall, blant sånn der 20-30 nigeriascambrev jeg får daglig, så fikk jeg ett med ny vri og direkte trusler i dag. Men det var likevel morsom lesning. De sendte selvsagt et "personlig" brev (til undisclosed recipients).

Så truer de meg at de vil komme hjem på døra til meg om jeg ikke svarer innen 24 timer.

Men de nevner aldri navnet mitt eller indikerer at de vet min personlige hjemmeadresse.

 

Nuvel, litt gøy lesing om diverse trusler om jeg ikke *øyeblikkelig* betaler US$320,- (Som jeg selvsagt får igjen, sammen med mine US$2.500.000,- etter at dokumentene er ordnet).

 

Her er brevet i sin helhet:

 

NTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION

FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

J.. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING

935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001

TELEPHONE NUMBER: 234-0834838824

 

Attention:BENEFICIARY,

 

You are to contact the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION

(EFCC)Lagos, Nigeria to obtain the Clearance Documents, find below

their contact information's:

Contact Person: Rev.Bola Cole PRINCIPAL STAFF OFFICER ECONOMIC AND

FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) Rev Cole Email:

[email protected]

Lagos Office Address 15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria Ensure

you contact them (EFCC) with your Full Name,Address and phone

number/cell number.

 

Contact the EFCC via Email with the information above

immediately,once you contact them i will get back to you or else i

will have an agent come visit you at home for

questioning.Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State

Law together with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain

the document from the EFCC OF Lagos Nigeria where the fund was

transfered from. Also Note that you are to take care of the cost of

the Document, which will be issued in your name. due to the content

of the document and how important and secured the document is, you as

the beneficiary will send to the EFCC OF NIGERIA the sum of Usd350

Dollars only for the issuing of the document right away and your

Usd2.5 million will be release to you, That is the lay down rules for

EFCC OF NIGERIA to release such sensitive document, EFCC will issue

you the authentic and original copy of the documents with seal on it

for verification and approval.

You are here by advice to Contact them through the email address

above to make an enquiry concerning how you will send the official

fee to them. Note that you are to observe this immediately, if you

really want your funds to be credited to your personal bank account

and to avoid any legal battle with the security operatives over this

matter... We have already informed the EFCC OF NIGERIA about the

present situation, go ahead and contact them immediately. Your fund

is under our custody and will not be release to you unless the

required document is confirmed, after that the fund will be release

to you immediately without any delay.

 

NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most

complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice

purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund;

exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism.

WARNING: failure to provide the above requirement in the next 48

hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and

detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a

warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be

jailed........ As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is

a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The

F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting

any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT

TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT. No body is

above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presumed

you are law abiding citizen whom would not want have scuffles with

the authority, in and outside America.

We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms

and our authority is irrevocable so dont dare dispute our

instruction, just act as instructed.The person you know will not help

you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. the funds

inquestion was depsited by those people that contacted you.

 

Note: You are to contact them (EFCC) with your full names,phone

number/cell number and full address via their email which i stated

above immediately for the processing of your Clearance Documents

within the next 48 hours.

Faithfully Your's

Mr Willams Smith

FBI Director

Note contact the EFCC office: [email protected]

You have less than 24 hours to contact them.

CC. TO:

Supreme Court of the United States

U. S. Courts of Appeals

U. S. District Courts

U. S. Circuit Courts

Courts of Special Jurisdiction:

Bankruptcy Courts

Court of Claims, 1855 - 1982

U. S. Court of Federal Claims, 1982 -

Customs Court, 1890 - 1980

U. S. Court of Customs and Patent Appeals, 1910 - 1982

U. S. Court of International Trade, 1980 -

Commerce Court, 1910 - 1913

Territorial Courts

Courts of the District of Columbia

Temporary Emergency Court of Appeals

Judicial Panel on Multi-District Litigation

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court

Federal Courts Outside the Judiciary