In Soviet Russia, joke makes you!

[Gitarhm]

Hei!

Dette her er en tråd hvor du kan poste dine "Soviet Russia" vitser

Hvis du ikke vet hva en Soviet Russia vits er, så forklarer jeg her:

Start med å skrive "In Soviet Russia ..." så skal du skrive noe som helst, omvendt. (Vet det er dårlig forklart, men det er bedre om jeg viser eksempler)

 

In soviet russia, Bank robs you!

In soviet russia, cheeseburger can haz kittiez

In soviet russia, tv watches you!

Endret 24. september 2010 av Arhm

[Zeph]

Kva er poenget utan bilete? Å snu ein setning oppned er ikkje artig...

[Gitarhm]

Man har jo litt forskjellig humor da

[Deadmau5]

In Soviet Russia vodka drinks you

In Soviet Russia thread kills you

In Soviet Russia porn watches you

[Sacro]

In Soviet Russia, you'd be dead

[TheSoapmaker]

In Soviet Russia, dick is wanking you...

[Gitarhm]

haha, mange bra her!

 

In soviet russia, rubik cubes you

[Joαkim]

In Soviet Russia, car drives you

In Soviet Russia, joke makes you

In Soviet Russia, you don't burn CD, CD burn you

In Soviet Russia, you don't make roads, roads make you

[Deadmau5]

In Soviet Russia you eat zombie

In Soviet Russia remote controlls you

[Joαkim]

In Soviet Russia, dog walks you

In Soviet Russia, cola drink you

In Soviet Russia, food eats you

[Gitarhm]

In soviet russia, bed goes to you

[enixitan]

In Soviet Russia, post posts you!

 

Kva er opphavet til desse vitsane eigentleg?

[Joαkim]

En god og tørr en;

 

In Soviet Russia, car tunes you

[Joαkim]

In Soviet Russia, shit takes you

[Ajaco]

In Soviet Russia, bomb disarms you.

[Laughing Madcap]

[Aleks]

http://izit.org/sites/default/files/04fd351d9b1b68c9072df0af6fa60e7b_9180.png Endret 25. september 2010 av Aleks

[Ajaco]

Samme som jeg tok noen poster over her

[Aleks]

Bare at den er sånn 3000 ganger bedre med bilde.

[lceman™]

Kva er opphavet til desse vitsane eigentleg?

 

Yakov Smirnoff

 

 

In America, you can always find a party.

In Soviet Russia, the party find you!!.

 

In America, you drive car

In Soviet Russia, car drive YOU!!

 

In America, you listen to radio

In Soviet Russia, radio listen to YOU!!

 

In America, your job determines your marks

In Soviet Russia, marks determines YOU!!

 

In America, you assassinate president

In Soviet Russia, president assassinate YOU!!

 

In America, you ask KGB questions

In Soviet Russia, KGB questions YOU!!

 

In America, you can rest on a couch in peace

In Soviet Russia, Couch rests in peace on YOU!!

 

In any other place in the world, you pillage a village

In Soviet Russia, Village pillage YOU!!

 

In Pokemon you catch Pokemon

In Soviet Russia Pokemon catch YOU!!

Endret 25. september 2010 av TøsMan™