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Unfortunately this is a very sad but very true account of a dinner I attended last night with Paul. It was a fundraising event for Northampton Town and a breast cancer charity and friends of mine had a table. I decided to drive down from Aberdeen yesterday and tie it in with the weekend in Newcastle I have planned for the game on Saturday. After what I saw last night, I really wish I hadn't.

 

There was about 500 in attendance at the dinner and worryingly, minutes after everyone took our seats the compare for the evening introduced himself and announced the plan for the evening, dinner, raffle, auction, Gazza speaking followed by a Q&A and then the comedian.

 

We began eating and between the starter and main the compare took to the stage again and told us that unfortunately Gazza was very ill. He had taken a funny turn which isn't uncommon due to the medication he takes and he should really be in hospital, not speaking at a dinner but he has insisted on appearing as its a charity event and be will go to hospital immediately afterwards. He asked us all to be understanding towards Gazza and be patient when he appears.

 

Following the main course it was announced that Gazza was extremely ill so he would be coming out now and speaking so be could get to hospital as soon as her finished and we would get desert once he'd finished.

 

Gazza's agent then took to the stage and told us Gazza had had 2 pints earlier and taken a funny turn so he would answer a few questions then go straight to hospital. He reiterated Gazza had only had 2 pints and what we were about was not what it looked like so please be patient and remember Gazza for the good times he gave us, not for how he looks today. (It was like a funeral speech to be honest before he'd even come out)

 

Gazza was then aided onto stage by 2 bouncers. When I say aided, there was no way at all he could walk unaided. He was sat on a sofa on the stage and given a microphone. His agent asked him who the best player he's ever played with was and Gazza said 'Brian Robson. But he's a cunt. They're all cunts. You're all cunts.'

 

His agent apologized to everyone and then Gazza apologized as well. He said as be started crying 'I'm sorry, 3 days on the whiskey, I'm sorry.'

He was shaking uncontrollably for the 5 minutes he was on the stage. It was like a very serious case of Parkinson's. He broke down 3 times in the 5 minutes or so he was on stage apologizing and saying this time he'll get better. Between apologies he struggled to answer questions and just told us that other people were cunts.

 

It was horrible seeing my hero who I drove for 7 hours yesterday to see in that condition. There was a lump in everyone's throat when he left the stage. The room really did have the atmosphere of a funeral and the consensus was certainly that he does not have long left.

 

Sitert fra et annet forum. Gazza er ferdig i en alder av 45.

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Vanligvis ville jeg sagt at Defoe burde være med i England sin tropp. Men han har ikke scoret mer enn 1 mål på ørten kamper, han spiller visstnok med en skade og er en av bare to spisser Tottenham har.

 

WHY?!

 

Be careful what you wish for. Trukket seg fra troppen nå med ankelskade.

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Ja i fjor som i år kom dere deprimert inn i trådene våre og "gratulerte" oss med gullet, for og så komme jublende tilbake i Mai da City vant hvor dere gnidde det inn til oss.

 

Er ingen som håper United vinner utenom United supportere, men er hva,15 kamper igjen, og 10 poeng og 8(?) mål så skal det litt til.

 

Om United driter på draget to år på rad så får dere skylde på egne spillere ;)

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Er ingen som håper United vinner utenom United supportere, mere hva,15 kamper ingen, og 10 poeng og 8(?) mål så skal det litt til.

 

Om United driter på draget to år på rad så får dere skylde på egne spillere ;)

 

Det skulle mere til i fjor da det kun gjenstod 5 kamper, hvor 4 av de var i den "lette" kategorien. Neste kamp er mot Everton som elsker å ødelegge for oss, deretter er det rett ned til Madrid for å få enda mer slitasje på spillerne. Lukter endel poengtap her. Blir bare helt feil å gratulere et lag når vi ikke har kommet til våren engang.

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