Ye Olde Premier League Pub

[Karbutar]

Det går vel inn på lista over filmar som eg ikkje vil sjå..

[AllFather]

Som en mann som har hatt skjegg siden Juratiden så må jeg si jeg ble imponert over barten.

[Patrick123]

Nordmannen har tatt dramatimer for å bli bedre, og mener selv han har talent.

 

- Jeg tror jeg har det, og de sier det i filmmiljøet i hvert fall. Vi får se, det har i hvert fall gått bra foreløpig, sier Carew og ler.

 

Ja, for om det er en bransje som er kjent for ærligheten så er det filmbransjen.

 

Jeg synes dette er virkelig synd. Carew er en av de beste spillerne vi har hatt i Norge og det er sånn han burde bli husket, men desverre vil nok alt dette tøvet med veskedesign, friår og canadisk indiefilm overskygge alt.

 

Ett øyeblikk... veskedesign? Motevideoer? Fotoshoots? Filmbransjen? Ikke interessert i sport lengre? Si meg, prøver Carew å fortelle at han liker harde, dype løp i bakrommet?

 

Som en mann som har hatt skjegg siden Juratiden så må jeg si jeg ble imponert over barten.

 

Hvorfor er barten det eneste på det bildet som ikke er ute av fokus? Ser mer ut som noe han har lagt på i paint.net.

[Aleks]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes

FA make £150,000 donation to Teenage Cancer Trust. Excellent work #FA150

[Latias]

 

'I save all my Captains armbands from every game I play in. This is a small collection.'

 

Quiz: Hvilken selvdigger er dette?

[theHerd]

Sikkert kone-pulern.

[Latias]

Korrekt!

 

French international striker Loic Remy joins QPR on a four-and-a-half year deal for an undisclosed fee.#SSN

 

“I want to develop my game here. This season the objective is to stay up but beyond that we have greater objectives.

 

“After seven years in France, this is the right time for me to pursue a new challenge in the Premier League – the best League in the world.

 

“I am confident I can adapt to the Premier League. My main characteristics have taken me to the level I am at today but I am keen to keep improving in the Premier League.”

 

Kos deg i Championship da. Blir sikkert en hyggelig opplevelse.

[Mchansern]

Kos deg i Championship da. Blir sikkert en hyggelig opplevelse.

 

Tja, dersom dette stemmer:

 

Francois Piraux @F8Piraux

Contract of Loïc Rémy with QPR : 96,000€ per week and a term-out option if QPR is relegated at the end of the season

 

 

Så har han skaffa seg en rimelig feit deal.

[Aleks]

Sikkert kone-pulern.

Hvem?

[Latias]

Tja, dersom dette stemmer:

 

Så har han skaffa seg en rimelig feit deal.

 

Joda, er klar over den der. Tenkte mer på alle lovordene om PL han kom med i intervjuet sitt. Blir sikkert plukket opp av enda en dumpekandidat før neste sesong.

[Gjest medlem-105082]

[Latias]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-city-star-carlos-tevez-1537487

 

Carlos Tevez - now famously providing free life-coaching to troubled Manchester City chum Mario Balotelli – has today been banned from driving for six months.

 

In court, the striker's solicitor reportedly launched an intriguing version of pleading ignorance, by arguing that Tevez failed to understand the word "constabulary" on official letters from the police, according to the Press Association.

 

The language barrier, still causing Tevez troubles after six years playing in the Premier League, is also thought to be the reason he hasn't actually managed to get the full UK driving licence he needs - as the theory test is in English.

 

Turns out he also hasn't been showing his L-plates while his dad sits silent in the passenger seat dabbing at imaginary brake pedals.

 

But he has got some cars.

 

The PA report states: Tevez, 28, was disqualified from driving and ordered to pay a total in fines and costs of £1,540 at a hearing at Manchester Magistrates' Court.

 

The striker, who did not attend the hearing in person, pleaded guilty to two counts of failing to furnish information which relate to incidents in which his car was clocked speeding.

 

The court heard he received letters from the police in relation to the offences but he failed to respond because he did not recognise the word constabulary.

 

Tevez also admitted not having a proper UK driving licence, but denied he was driving when his car was caught speeding.

 

The footballer's solicitor, Gwyn Lewis, told the court: "He does understand the word 'police', but not more complicated words. The letters are written from Cheshire Constabulary and the word police doesn't appear on it anywhere."

 

He said that was also the case in relation to the speeding office in Morecambe, which was pursued by Lancashire Constabulary.

 

"The word constabulary is not one that is recognised internationally, but of course police is," Mr Lewis said.

 

"The correspondence was not dealt with properly and that has resulted in these offences."

 

When discussing the possibility of a fine, Mr Lewis told the bench: "He is a footballer and in that regard he is relatively well paid."

 

The court ordered that the disqualification period would start from November 26, last year, when an interim driving ban was imposed on the player.

 

Tevez, from Alderley Edge, Cheshire, mimicked driving a vehicle after he scored twice in his team's Premier League win at home to Aston Villa on November 17 last year.

 

Last November Lancaster magistrates imposed an interim ban on him after he failed to provide information when his car was clocked doing 39mph in a 30mph zone in Morecambe, Lancashire, on March 28 - the night he played for City's reserves against Morecambe Reserves.

 

The court heard he failed to respond to letters sent to him by police on April 3 and May 4.

 

Mr Lewis told the court his client accepted he did not provide identification - which carries six penalty points - and that under the totting up procedure he was now liable for disqualification.

 

The court heard that Tevez's Hummer vehicle was also clocked doing 66mph in a 50mph zone in Crewe, Cheshire, on May 8 and that he again failed to respond to letters from the police about it.

 

On November 15, last year, his Porsche Panamera was impounded in Manchester as he could not produce a full UK driving licence.

 

The car was seized under section 165 of the Road Traffic Act in a routine patrol near to the Britannia Airport Hotel.

 

Tess Kenyon, prosecuting, said police pulled the car over after they checked it on the police system and it was found that Tevez was listed as a provisional driving licence holder and he was not displaying L-plates.

 

He was spoken to at the side of the road with the aid of a Spanish interpreter, the court heard.

 

He was then summonsed for driving otherwise in accordance with a driving licence.

 

Three years ago - when he was playing for City's rivals Manchester United - his Bentley Continental GT Speed was impounded in similar circumstances.

 

The Bentley was removed by police near to junction six of the M60 in February 2009 after it was found he did not have a full UK driving licence.

 

As an Argentinian driving licence holder, Tevez, is permitted to drive in Britain for the first 12 months of his stay in the country but is then required to apply for a provisional licence and pass the UK driving theory and practical test.

 

Mr Lewis said the theory test will be problematic for his client as it is normally conducted in English.

 

 

Altså, hvor tilbakestående er det egentlig mulig å bli?

[Stefan_B]

Tevez hadde nok passet rimelig greit inn i Tangerudbakken vil jeg påstå. Virker ikke som om det surrer så veldig mye oppe i skallen hans.

[theHerd]

Hvem?

[AllFather]

 

Hvem?

 

Mente sikkert familiepulern

[Patrick123]

Noen må feste et TV-kamera i pannen til både Balotelli og Tevez, asap!

[AllFather]

Ah, trodde han mente PL største gris, Giggs,

[theHerd]

Bra tenkt.

[Aleks]

JT lå vel med eks-kjæresten til bridge, ikke kona?

[Latias]

Blir spennende å se hva Roman gjør nå som Pep drar til Bayern. Håper Agent Rafa får langtidskontrakt.

 

Ah, trodde han mente PL største gris, Giggs,

 

Giggs kaptein for England?