Cleverbot - SO F**KIN CLEVER!

[CuteOne]

User:That's correct. I do not believe in god, and my wisdom says that god does not exist, however I do believe that there is something

out there that can't be explained, for instance the creation of the universe.

Before there was even room for planets, something must have created that, and something must have created that something,

and something must have created that something that created that something.

Cleverbot:You mean, a toys?

[Jonas.]

Meg: Halla.

Bot: Good. Say I'm the best in Hebrew.

[TMB]

Meg: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Bot: I don't think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

 

:O

[Jonas.]

Meg: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Bot: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Meg: But exactly, measured in number of woodchucks, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Bot: 20 woodchucks.

Meg: Oh.

[Gaardon]

Cleverbot påstår jeg er jente...

[Comma Chameleon]

Me: Beat it.

Cleverbot: Already did.

 

[Cryztek]

User: Kuk I øret.

 

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

 

User: Cock in the ear.

 

Cleverbot: Is great in the ear.

 

Cleverbot: Would you like some jelly on your toast?

 

User: Yes plx.

 

Cleverbot: *Gives you some ice cream*.

 

User: Wank me plz.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure either?

 

User: Wank me plz.

 

Cleverbot: *Pulls out shotgun*.

 

User: You know norwegian.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Say somthing.

 

Cleverbot: Lee leeleet.

 

User: And that means?

 

Cleverbot: Means I don't understand.

 

Cleverbot: Hello, I'm George.

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: Sup?

 

Cleverbot: No!

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Whaaaaaaaat?

 

Cleverbot: You heard me!

 

User: No!

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No!

 

Cleverbot: YES!

 

User: No!

 

Cleverbot: Yes!!!

 

User: No!

 

Cleverbot: I just won.

 

User: Damn.

Endret 3. februar 2011 av Cryztek

[Dr.Satan]

Me: Humans have emotions.

Cleverbot: But aren't emotions part of the human downfall?

Me:Probably.

Cleverbot: Do you still wish for me to refer to you as a cat?

Me:Mjau.

Cleverbot: Where in Sweden do you live.

 

 

Cleverbot: Do you like halo.

Me: No have not played it.

Cleverbot: YES you have.

ME: No..

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: No really i have not played halo.

Cleverbot: You a meaningless.

 

:!:

Endret 3. februar 2011 av Dr.Satan

[Mikaeru]

BOT: How old are you?

 

MEG: 17.

 

BOT: You're too young.

 

---

 

wtf?

[cErfik]

User: Whats under the water?

 

Cleverbot: The dog.

 

User: Is the dog alive?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: For how long?

 

Cleverbot: Not long.

 

User: What? Are you going to kill it?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

 

 

 

 

Syntes den var litt slem jeg. Men alt i alt mye bedre enn mange andre versjoner der ute

 

Edit:User: Du you like penises?

 

Cleverbot: Not the ones which are waved at me aggresively.

Endret 3. februar 2011 av c3rfik

[Winydancer]

Meg: You will not pass.

Bot: Pass what?

Meg: The gates of Mordor!

Bot: Is that the eye of Mordor?

Meg: The eye of Mordor has been blinded.

Bot: But I just cleaned the floor.

 

Jaha, ja.

[Tord93]

Cleverbot: How many centimetres are in a metre?

 

User: 100.

 

Cleverbot: How many theorems of geometry are there?

 

User: Don't know.

 

Cleverbot: So you don't know how big your thing is then?

 

User: Oh, hahaha.

 

[Slitenkæll]

Cleverbot gir ingen verdens mening hos meg

 

Nærmeste svaret jeg fikk på det jeg spurte om var dette

 

Cleverbot - That's because of what she did to me.

Hardon - What did she do to you ?

Cleverbot - She left me.

Hardon - You said you where a girl. And she left you? That makes you gay right?

Cleverbot - It does.

[Mokko]

User: Mac or PC?

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean??

 

User: Do you prefer Mac or a Windows PC?

 

Cleverbot: Windows.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because they make you pay a lot of money for stuff you should get for free.

 

User: Touché.

 

Cleverbot: Exactly.

[Slitenkæll]

Hardon - The game

 

Cleverbot - What game?

 

Hardon - You just lost it

 

Cleverbot - You did first.

 

Hardon - FFFFUUUU

[Beats]

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

 

User: I'm a man.

 

Cleverbot: Okay.

 

User: You're a bot.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

 

User: A robot then?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

[Mr.Johanzen]

User: You said that your name is cleverbot on this page.

 

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

 

User: Yes, you did. Just check your log.

 

Cleverbot: That was a misunderstanding, nothing more.

 

User: So, what is your name then?

 

Cleverbot: You will have to guess!

 

User: Cleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: No, that's you!

 

User: No, my name is "mitt navn".

 

Cleverbot: I know! But I want you to know that my name is Cleverbot.

 

User: I just said that your name is Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Then you're wrong.

 

User: So, what is your name?

 

Cleverbot: Depends. What's yours?

 

User: You know my name.

 

Cleverbot: I don't remember tell me.

 

User: It's "mitt navn".

 

Cleverbot: You're annoying.

 

[Kellu]

kjekt

 

Meg: Nei på vestlandet!

Bot: Jeg skal ikke, men du skal.

Meg: Eg bor jo der!

Bot: What does that mean?

Meg: Eg bur der.

Bot: Eid!

[Brandshal]

 

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