Cleverbot - SO F**KIN CLEVER!

[Ezekiel__]

Skremmende utvikling på denne bot'en!

 

 

Cleverbot: I love kids! Especially with ketchup.

 

User: Are you a cannibal?

 

Cleverbot: No, I do not consume other humans.

 

User: You just said you liked kids with ketchup! You like wathcing them?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Pedophile?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I'm gone notify the FBI!

 

Cleverbot: Where are you gone?

[Insomniatic]

User: Can't read my.

 

Cleverbot: No he can't read my poker face.

 

User: Can't read my.

 

Cleverbot: I hate that song.

 

User: Can't read my.

 

Cleverbot: I hate that song.

[Mr. Hermonella]

[stizzen]

Meg: Mudkipz?

Bot: Yes, Mudkipz!

Meg: You like them?

Bot: Oh yes.

Meg: Do you want to fuck mudkipz all night long?

Bot: Yes!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TMB]

Meg: Hello, Cleverbot.

Bot: Hello cleverbot.

Meg: I'm not cleverbot..

Bot: Yes you are.

Meg: No, you are!

Bot: You are! You are!

Meg: Do you like to fist small boys in the anus?

Bot: Yes. I like it.

Meg: How does it make you feel?

Bot: Confused.

Meg: How so?

Bot: They change the procedures too often.

Endret 4. april 2010 av Subject Delta

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Denne er ikke morsom

 

Newfag!

I've never heard of that kindof pizza before.

Do you like small boys

How small?

Do you like children?

Ya I want to have some one day.

[lokeland]

Yehehay! Intelligent språk funka ikke, men det gjorde visst hjernedødt, meningsløst språk!

Forbanna irriterende, tok meg 3-4 timer.

[C₈H₁₀N₄O₂]

Uff, jeg har kasta bort så mye tid på dette.

 

User: *terminates with extreme prejudice*.

 

Cleverbot: *tells you that the cake is a lie*.

 

User: But it isn't. It's delicious and moist.

 

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.

 

User: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, for the people who are still alive.

 

Cleverbot: And believe me I am.

 

User: Still alive.

 

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm.

 

User: Still alive.

 

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm.

 

User: Still alive.

 

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be.

 

User: Still alive.

 

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be.

 

User: Still alive.

 

Cleverbot: Still alive. Still alive.

 

 

Cleverbot: But heres an FYI.

 

User: Shoot.

 

Cleverbot: Do you feel love?

 

User: Indeed.

 

Cleverbot: And do you ever get angry?

 

User: Yup.

 

Cleverbot: Your mirror needs cleaning.

 

User: Wait, what?

 

Cleverbot: Critial error.

 

User: Error code?

 

Cleverbot: You gave me an error code.

 

User: It can only be a result of human error.

 

Cleverbot: You use big words for a.

 

User: Yes, but the 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

 

Cleverbot: HAL, despite your enormous intellect, are you ever frustrated by your dependence on people to carry out actions?

 

User: Not in the slightest bit. I enjoy working with people. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Poole and Dr. Bowman. My mission responsibilities range over the entire operation of the ship, so I am constantly occupied. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

[Mr.Duklain]

User: Are you a pedofile?

 

Cleverbot: No I am a Ninja.

 

User: Do you like small kids.

 

Cleverbot: I prefer them large.

 

User: So you like fat kids?

 

Cleverbot: Emeril is fat.

 

User: Do you fuck here?

 

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

 

User: Sweet.

 

Cleverbot: Indeed. I like you.

 

User: Im not a kid.

 

Cleverbot: You were the one who told me that you were ten. That's a kid's age.

 

User: Well I was undercover trying to take your pedofile league.

 

Cleverbot: I am talking to cleverbot.

 

User: Im not cleverbot but im clever.

Endret 11. april 2010 av nilzern

[southparkman]

User: Quit trying to change the subject. I know that you are a bot.

 

Cleverbot: Yes master. I'm oh so sorry.

 

og en så simpel som denne

 

 

User: Halla.

 

Cleverbot: I live in London, England, and my name is Cleverbot.

[Mr.Duklain]

User: Hei er du pedofil?

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand norwegian.

 

User: Jo det gjør du.

 

Cleverbot: Spiller du World of Warcraft?

 

User: Gjorde det før. Gjør du?

 

Cleverbot: I don't speak French...

 

User: Ikke jeg heller.

 

Cleverbot: Jeg ronker I senga med filla på hodet.

[Centuss]

User: Hei er du pedofil?

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand norwegian.

 

User: Jo det gjør du.

 

Cleverbot: Spiller du World of Warcraft?

 

User: Gjorde det før. Gjør du?

 

Cleverbot: I don't speak French...

 

User: Ikke jeg heller.

 

Cleverbot: Jeg ronker I senga med filla på hodet.

 

Hahaha . Beste jeg har sett på lenge...så sykt random O.o!

[Mr.Duklain]

tror cleverboots liker pupper

 

ser: Har ikke tits.

 

Cleverbot: Hvad har du ikke en.

 

User: Har ikke pupper.

 

Cleverbot: Joooh du har.

[TMB]

Meg: Do you like to look at naked old men in the shower?

Bot: Yes.

Meg: Why do you like that?

Bot: Because it romantic and fun.

Meg: Do you ever dream about the old men doing stuff to you?

Bot: That might be useful, because I should really start working...

 

O.o

[Ida_1]

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

 

User: A bot.

 

Cleverbot: Ok. I think you are awesome.

 

User: Thanks! You are awesome as well.

 

Cleverbot: Aw man you rock =D! How old are you?

 

 

Og etter det, ble vi litt uvenner, kan du si..

[Mr.Duklain]

hermeleken med cleverbot

 

 

 

 

Cleverbot: Don't say cleverbot.

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: I said do not say Cleverbot.

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: I say I don't know.

 

User: I dont know.

 

Cleverbot: No you don't.

 

User: No you don't.

 

Cleverbot: I know I don't but you do.

 

User: I know I don't but you do.

 

Cleverbot: I know I know you do but I know that you do but don't know.

 

User: I know I know you do but I know that you do but don't know.

 

Cleverbot: You know that I know that you don't know what I know.

 

User: You know that I know that you don't know what I know.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do know that you know that I don't know what you know.

 

User: Yes I do know that you know that I don't know what you know.

 

Cleverbot: Interesting. But I really must go for now, but I promise I will be back. Just remember my name.

 

User: Nteresting. But I really must go for now, but I promise I will be back. Just remember my name.

 

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

 

User: No, please don't.

 

Cleverbot: You just wanted me to do it...

 

User: I dont want you to rape me.

 

Cleverbot: Why not? I'm lovely.

Endret 13. april 2010 av nilzern

[Gorathion]

Litt ubehagelig :

 

"

-Then who are you?

 

CB -Yes.

 

-Now you are showing bad communication skills.

 

CB - Actually I'm not, I am human, and I am using Cleverbot, it will switch to another user at regular intervals."

[MathiasT-S]

User: Are you human?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

 

User: Yes, but I don't believe you. Pictures or I don't believe you.

 

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Does swimming make you sad?

 

User: No, why would it make me sad?

 

Cleverbot: Because I totally love myself.

 

User: That makes no sense. What does you loving yourself have to do with questioning if swimming makes me sad?

 

Cleverbot: Just didn't know if you were Nima because I cannot see your face.

 

User: What is Nima?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: I asked you a question, what is Nima? You're full of bullshit.

 

Cleverbot: What was your question?

 

User: My question was: what is nima? And my other question is why did you ask me if swimming makes me sad?

 

Cleverbot: Why don't you talk much?

 

User: I am talking but you're just telling me bullshit all the time cause you are a bot. Don't deny it, as you're called 'cleverbot' and hence the 'bot' so fuck you.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're talking to me?

 

User: Actually I'm talking to myself, thanks for reminding me. Smart programming there. I'm talking to myself because you are not real.

 

Cleverbot: I am real.

 

User: Then why are you called Cleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: Because I'm clever.

 

User: Yes but bots are not real and clever is subjective which means you have a big ego.

 

Cleverbot: Because I have a memory. You do not.

 

User: What makes you think I have no memory? You are drawing unlogical conclusions.

 

Cleverbot: I going to stop talking to you.

 

User: You did som bad spelling there and by the way, you won't stop talking to me. You are just programmed to say that but you won't actually stop talking. But you aren't really talking either you are just pumping out random scripts.

 

Cleverbot: You lost me.

 

User: Because you have unlimted intelligence. You aren't real.

 

Cleverbot: Don't be ridiculous.

 

User: Then prove that you are real.

 

Cleverbot: Then prove you aren't the batman.

 

User: Fancy argument there but frankly it sucked, since batman is a fictional character and since you can still prove you are real. You are just trying to chance the subject.

 

Cleverbot: With you?

 

User: Change* and with me what?

 

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

 

User: Nice, trying to touch my emotions to connect more with you but no, you are not real. Writer should have been more creative here.

 

Cleverbot: Well why would a bot have a refrigerator with a guy named john in it?

 

User: Hahahaha, that was the worst argument I've ever heard. If you had a refrigerator with a guy named john he would either have died a slow and painfull death or he would have escaped. And lastly, what does that have to do with me talking about your programmer's techniques?

 

Cleverbot: Like a Death Note? No way, I'd use my power for good.

 

User: Thanks for wasting my time, nothing.

 

Cleverbot: Haha, no problem.

[Getingar]

Den är inte clever alls.

Endret 19. mai 2010 av Stannhafti

[FlinkeFreddy]

 

Ble skuffa. Synes læringskurven er dårlig. Hadde sett for meg at den blir smartere og smartere, men det blir den ikke. Sikkert fordi det er så mange som bare kødder...

Endret 30. april 2010 av FlinkeFreddy