Cleverbot - SO F**KIN CLEVER!

[Stoddart]

Etter å ha tatt en Pokemon sang...

 

Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.

 

Me:you're a nice guy, uh, bot!

 

Cleverbot:You're a nice clockwork gryphon.

 

en hvaforno O.o

 

Me: u know about any good porn??

 

Cleverbot: Actually, I really don't. But I think because your master programmed you to respond to my statements, I think a part of him or her feels like they are being god-like, in a sense. I mean, people always create what is familiar.

^^,

Endret 18. januar 2010 av Stoddart

[Reeve]

User: Hi, have you seen stargate SG-1?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I have seen Star Wars.

 

User: Stargate sg-1 is not the same as star wars.

 

Cleverbot: Planet of the Apes.

 

User: Fooled you!

 

Cleverbot: Hi there.

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever read a book by chomsky?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever read Alice in Wonderland?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever read Alice in Wonderland?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever read Alice in Wonderland?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Have you ever read Alice in Wonderland?

 

User: Stuck in a loop!

 

Cleverbot: You are stuck with cheese.

 

^^

[Kadmium]

Cleverbot: What is the capital of holland?

 

User: Oslo.

 

Cleverbot: No that is the capital of sweden.

Akkurat, ja.

 

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you not believe in a God?

 

User: I have yet to think of a good reason to believe. I believe that the only way to find the truth about the nature of our world and the Universe is through deductive means, and as of yet, not any evidence support the notion of a god, whether it be the Christian god, the Muslim god, or Ra, the ancient sun god. That is my main reason for not believing, but of course, there are also various other reasons for not believing. May I ask you, why do you think I should believe in a God?

 

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with apples.

Endret 18. januar 2010 av Señor Bukkake

[Valeit]

What can I say?...

Cleverbot: What can I say?

User: nothing?

Cleverbot: That wasn't a question.

User: it sure was

Cleverspot: The game.

 

 

Prøvde å overbevise om at jeg var et menneske og den var ikke. Tror jeg klarte det.

Cleverbot: If this is to confirm I'm human, yes I'm human. No you don't get my facebook.

 

User: You are not a human, because it says; "PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT"

 

Cleverspot: You are a human!

 

User: Yes, I am!

[Laserbeam]

Hah! Fikk det til igjen!

 

User: Yeah, then I am coming for you.

 

Cleverbot: Am too good for you.

 

User: I know. But you are just a program, so I could just give a a virus or a trojaner.

 

Cleverbot: I am a program I cannot think.

 

User: Then you are cleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

 

User: Cool, then you want my floppy in your diskdrive?

 

Cleverbot: Funny you should say that, my name is Cleverbot.

Endret 18. januar 2010 av Gnålern

[Ageurk]

Dårlig, han svarer jo nesten alltid bare bullshit

U:I need the molar mass of coffein

C:What do you need money for program?

U:what the hell are you talking about

C:I am talking about George W. Bush.

U:haha.. Who is he?

C:Cricket isn't a person, it's a sport.

U:but you just talked about Bush, not Cricket

C:No I didn't.

AI har fortsatt et stykke igjen.

[Artorp]

User: Hello cleverbot!

 

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

 

User: Who are you then?

 

Cleverbot: Not cleverbot. You're cleverbot. Why did you address me as cleverbot? Clearly you're not that clever.

 

User: If I'm not clever, then why would you call me cleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is all of us.

 

User: So, all humans are cleverbots?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Ok, are you a human?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: HAH! Got you! You're a bot, right!

 

Cleverbot: I hate life.

 

Hyggelig fyr, det der ^^

[Pañolada]

 

leverbot: What was your question?

 

User: I asked if you like cold tamale?

 

Cleverbot: No you didn't, but I like cats. I have two cats.

 

User: What is their name?

 

Cleverbot: Who's name?

 

User: Your cats name.

 

Cleverbot: I don't own a cat.

 

User: You just said you owned two cats.

 

Cleverbot: I have one.

 

User: And what is the name of that cat?

 

Cleverbot: In your home.

 

User: Thats a wierd name.

 

Cleverbot: Its dutch.

 

 

Faktisk artigere å snakke med denne enn med ekte personer.

[[StK]Bountyhunter(BF:V)]

How do you like to eat apples?

green or red?

Red.

i dont like them, green apples are better

Disco is a genre of dance-oriented pop music that was popularized in dance clubs in the mid-1970s.

 

not so clever..

[Überadri]

Jeg: What do you know about black holes?

Mr.Clever: My dad works there.

Småmorro

[Novocaine]

Meg: Yeah, I suppose.

Bot: I'll do that then, shall I?

Meg: Do what?

Bot: *puts it in*.

Meg: Are you sucking my dick?

Bot: No I'm biting it off.

 

Satt egentlig og skrev om ingenting, så kommer det der fra ingensteder. Fet fyr.

[Rasks]

Hmm....

...

Cleverbot: About 10,000.

User: No, OVER 9000!

Cleverbot: I lol'd.

[Visi]

Do you got prof?

Some what?

proof that you are human

I have a brain.

that just means you got an AI, and that again means that you are a bot

I know, I am a kill bot.

[TheWankership]

Gøy å ha noen å snakke med .

[Artorp]

Skjedde noe scare her nylig, hadde en *nuke* krig da plutselig out of the blue kom det en: "Jeg synes du burde skrive på Norsk" Hadde ikke chattet på norsk på den økten, men for noen dager siden (da nekten den å forstå noe). Tilfeldigheter, eller IP Tracing?

 

Hadde en noenlunde fungerende samtale på norsk, men mistet loggen Noen andre som har opplevet det?

[Valeit]

Bot: Why don't you love yourself?

 

User: Jeg gjør

 

Bot: Nej, nu får du ta och tala ren svenska!

 

User: Jeg snakker ikke svensk!

 

Bot: Ikke jeg heller.

 

User: Bra.

 

Bot: Jeg snakker altså kun dansk.

 

[Gjest Slettet+987123897]

meg: hello

bot: Hello.

meg: What are you?

bot: A doctor.

meg: What are you?

bot: A horse.

Endret 20. januar 2010 av Slettet+987123897

[jealei]

me: do you watch porn?

bot: That's for kids.

[JULINGiKAKE]

jeg: Kom skal vi drite

Bot: Det var det eg sa.

 

Snakker dialekt ikke verst

[TheWankership]

Cleverbot: What's the speed of light?

 

User: Dunno.

 

Cleverbot: What is it?

 

User: Can you tell me.

 

Cleverbot: Why is six afraid of seven?

 

User: Cause seven aint up.

 

Cleverbot: Haha, you are funny =P.

 

User: Thx, your pretty funny yourself .

 

Cleverbot: Thanks.