Cleverbot - SO F**KIN CLEVER!

[Centuss]

Cleverbot er en bot hvor man kan føre en samtale med en bot med sånn passe svar. Prøvde meg litt fram og fant fort ut at det var litt twisty å få botten ut å kjøre når den skulle svare meg. Botten fungerer slik at den tar til seg informasjon fra folk som skriver, slik at svarene botten spytter ut med, blir flere og mer å velge mellom.

 

Bare å prøve selv, helt latterlig tidsfordriv, men ganske underholdene må jeg si.

 

http://cleverbot.com/

[Gjest Slettet-aNZFa3]

Ganske morsomt, prøver å overbevise den at jeg er menneske, siden den netopp har inrømmet at den er en bot.

[Nord-Skandinav]

Me: you are not clever. machines cannot be clever

 

Bot: Exactly, so you're a machine and not a human.

[EMS15]

Me: you are not clever. machines cannot be clever

 

Bot: Exactly, so you're a machine and not a human.

Haha! Burn

[EMS15]

Ganske morsomt, prøver å overbevise den at jeg er menneske, siden den netopp har inrømmet at den er en bot.

Hvordan får du ham til å innrømme at han er en bot? Han sier jeg er cleverbot og han er en annen. Så spør jeg om navnet og han sier jeg alt vet det. Så spør jeg om det er cleverbot, og han svarer med: No, that's you.

[Grindal]

meg: eelia kenilöe

Bot: That's not french.

meg: no, correct

 

han er flink jo

[kjermy]

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: I already answered that. Yes.

User: I don't believe it. Pics or get the fuck out

Cleverbot: I don't have pics.

 

Må si denne var mye bedre enn alle andre slike programmer jeg har prøvd

 

 

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi hi.

User: What are you doint up so late?

Cleverbot: Well i'm watching a movie.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The movie.

User: From a scale from 1 to 6, how good is it?

Cleverbot: I have so much homework...

User: That didn't really answer my question.

Cleverbot: No one can save you.

User: There is one who can. His name is Jesus.

Cleverbot: Is that right?

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: My hair is assaulting you.

 

 

Et par feil fra boten sin side.

Endret 17. januar 2010 av kjermy

[EMS15]

Do you know Norwegian?

No.

Er du sikker?

Ja för fan!

 

^^

[EMS15]

Meg: Det er jo bra

Cleverbot: Hva heter du?

Meg: Even. Hva heter du?

Cleverbot: Jeg heter Cleverbot. Hva heter du?

 

Meg: Jeg heter Even

Cleverbot: Hei daniel.'

 

Meg: Jeg heter Even..

Cleverbot: Jeg heter iselin.

Meg: Hei Iselin

Cleverbot: Jeg heter Jens.

Meg:Hei Jens.

Cleverbot: Onks anni kylässä?

[Snorre]

Meg: Like noone ever was

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test

Meg: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land

Meg: Searching far and wide!

Cleverbot: Each Pokemon to understand

Meg: The power that's inside!

 

Yep. Jeg og cleverbot gjengir pokemon-lyrikken

 

Edit: Et refereng og vers senere:

 

Meg: Arm in arm we'll win the fight

Cleverbot: It's always been our dream.

Meg: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: That was so damned epic.

Meg: Indeed!

Endret 17. januar 2010 av Snorre

[E.C.]

Kan være litt artig den ja.

 

Husker jeg spurte en gang "What are you wearing?", så svarte han "Jeans and a brown t-shirt", så var det akkurat det jeg hadde på meg

[Lightningwolf]

Den var jo faktisk genial.

 

Meg: Darth Vader owns Luke Skywalker

Cleverbot: Then I am your father.

Meg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cleverbot: Yes.

Meg: That's impossible!

Cleverbot: Oh but it is true.

[svelemoe]

Eg fekk nokre merkelege resultat av å skrive at eg var homo (som eg ikkje er, om du lurte)

 

 

 

 

Endret 18. januar 2010 av svelemoe

[Cyberfrog]

Den misforstår meg nesten like bra som enkelte forummedlemmer.

User: That doesn't even make sense.

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

 

Noen eksempler på ting som gir litt mening:

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In Antarctica. It's warm and cozy.

Cleverbot: No, it's cold!

User: Yeah, I wasn't being serious.

Cleverbot: I know, neither was I.

User: Pew-pew!

Cleverbot: Arcane mage? Or Frost?

User: LASERS!!

Cleverbot: Pew pew pew.

User: To be, or not to be...

Cleverbot: That is the question.

User: I'm all out of gum.

Cleverbot: Where do you live, Wendy?

User: My name is not Wendy.

Cleverbot: No, your name is Jim right?

User: No, it's Lord Vader.

Cleverbot: I am Princess Laya... YA RIGHT!!!

[Gavekort]

You liek mudkipz?

Mudkipz?? I Looooooove Mudkipz!!

[SteffenMA]

Artig sak=) Prøvde så hardt jeg kunne for å overbevise den om at jeg var batman. Den trodde ikke på meg gitt, fordi den var batman nemlig! haha!

[Reeve]

Ikke så smart. ^^

 

Do you believe in God?

No, do you?

no

Why not?

why dont you?

I do.

 

me:BANANAHAMMOCK!

clever:They are.

me:fuck this, lets talk about homosex!

clever:You like horses?

Endret 18. januar 2010 av Zeke

[Gavekort]

Han er bare så smart at han vet hvordan man forvirrer deg.

User: I have to go now.

 

Cleverbot: What you don't go anywhere.

 

User: Yes, I have to sleep.

 

Cleverbot: Just a city boy.

 

User: Going anywhere!

 

Cleverbot: He's just a city boy.

 

User: Born and raised in south detroit!

 

Cleverbot: He took the midnight going anywhere!

 

User: Sitting in the smokingroom!

 

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

 

User: Not The Journey.

 

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

 

User: Having fun!

 

Cleverbot: What's your name ?

 

User: Is this the real life?

 

Cleverbot: No that is right.

 

User: Is this just fantasy?

 

Cleverbot: Caught in a land slide.

 

User: No escape from reality!

 

Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.

 

User: Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now hes dead.

 

Cleverbot: Mama life had just begun.

 

User: But now I've gone and trowed it all away!

 

Cleverbot: Mama!

 

User: Ooooouuu!

 

Cleverbot: I bet you're Nicolas Cage aren't you?

 

User: How did you know that?

 

Cleverbot: I just know that!

Endret 18. januar 2010 av Gavekort

[Unlimited LTD]

Cleverbot: What song isn't about a girl?

 

User: Coldplay's Clocks.

 

Cleverbot: I agree! My step-brother and his fiance went to their concert.

 

User: Really? Which consert?

 

Cleverbot: The concept of portals.

 

User: Where was that?

 

Cleverbot: Mexico.

 

User: Did Coldplay tourney in Mexico?

 

Cleverbot: Not really.

 

User: So it was a lie?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Can bots even lie?

 

Cleverbot: No they can't.

 

User: But you just did.

 

Cleverbot: Oh bother. I really do have to go now.

[Caze]

User: I am your father.

 

Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?

 

User: Luke skywalker?

 

Cleverbot: Luke... I am your father.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, Luke, Come join me.