Tråden for Geek- / Nerdevitser

[Stonemeister]

This is apparently a true story. It took place just outside of Munich, Germany.

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

 

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What happens when you get stabbed by 1/t? It hertz.

 

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Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

 

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Einstein was on a train and, pressed for time, he asked the conductor: "Excuse me, conductor, when does Boston arrive at this train?"

Endret 20. januar 2010 av Stonemeister

[FluFFy-]

En mattelimric (på engelsk)

(12 + 144 + 20 + 3 * 4 ^ .5) / 7 + 5 * 11 == 9 ^ 2 + 0

 

 

Oversettelse

 

A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by 7, plus 5 times 11, is nine squared, and not a bit more.

 

[Zalo Ultra]

... Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"

The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can differentiate me all you like: I'm e to the x."

 

The the mathematician answered: "Hi, I'm d/dy"

 

Haha, Touché!

[FluFFy-]

Klingon 1: Your momma's so ugly, Captain Kirk won't even sleep with her.

Klingon 2: Yeah, well, your momma's so fat, we can't go near Nibia with her on the ship, cause she'd pull all its moons out of orbit.

Klingon 1: Yeah, well, your momma has a smooth forehead!

Klingon 2: *silence*

[FluFFy-]

Eleven: Jeg hater bøyde grafer

Læreren: Og jeg som trudde gutter likte kurver

[Mats Aa]

Hva står VISTA for?

 

Virus Infected System Try Apple.

[Thorsen]

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

 

None, that’s a hardware problem!