My Life is Average

[Pinup]

Post dine beste MLIA!

 

Today, I was talking online to a girl from America. When she found out I lived in South Africa, she asked me how I was on the internet, seeing as we don't have computers. I said my foreign friend brought us a magic box form the far continent. I also told her about the pet leopard I ride to school, and how I live in a special white person tribe. She believed me. Made my day. MLIA

 

Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ningas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA

 

Today, I was reading someone's status on facebook. Someone's status was "Why does there have to be school tomarrow" someone commented "Because you spelled tomorrow wrong." I died laughing. MLIA

[bikubedronning]

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Endret 14. september 2017 av Tecfan

[Pinup]

Så enig så enig. Har du noen festlige?

[Kexxy er sexxy!]

Today, I woke up to find my older sister laughing. Last night she'd heard me talking in my sleep and, remembering an MLIA she'd read, tried to have a conversation with me in my sleep. Apparently, I plan to raise an army of mutant gummy worms to assist me in kidnapping some celebrities I don't like. The ransom for their safe return? A year's supply of bubble wrap and chocalate-chip cookies. Seemed like a good idea in the dream.

 

HAHA.

[biggsie]

Today, my friend got arrested for running a red light. The female police officer tells him: "Whatever you say can be held against you." He paused and said: "Tits". MLIA

 

Hoho, utrolig hva folk kan finne på rundt om i verden.

[Horten94]

Hva betyr MLIA på norks ?

[kjermy]

Mitt liv er gjennomsnitlig.

 

Idag er rett og slett en vanlig dag

[Pokey]

MLIA irriterer meg mer og mer for hver gang jeg leser noe som kommer derfra. De har morsomme historier, men skal alltid ødelegge de med teite, klisjéfylte sluttpoeng.

[Pinup]

Uff nei, de er så geniale.

Today, I went out to dinner with my sister. We spotted my grandma a few tables away and rather than getting up, my sister decided to call her. When the phone rang, grandma looked at the phone, made a face and ignored the call. I then proceeded to call her and she immediately picked up. I always knew she liked me better. MLIA.

[Torstein]

Synes de er morsomme jeg

[Xecuter]

Tonight, my 6 year old niece turned her clock back two hours so she wouldn't have to go to bed yet. Her mom believed her and she got to stayed up later. I didn't tell on her because I believe that kid is going places. MLIA

 

HAHAHA

[stizzen]

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA

[Pinup]

Today, I was downloading a song. It is currently downloaded 101% and not completed. I'm extremly confused. MLIA

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA

 

4chan

[vikingkylling]

MLIA? Hvor mange slike er det? Jeg er vant med Fuck My Life.

 

http://www.fmylife.com/

 

Edit:

 

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

 

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

 

Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML

 

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

Endret 29. desember 2009 av thecrow77

[Valeit]

Tror nok at det finnes en del slike sider.

 

OT:

 

Likte denne:

 

Tonight, as I was driving home, it was snowing. I turned on my high-beams so I could pretend I was in space moving at warp speed. I felt powerful. MLIA

Endret 29. desember 2009 av Write

[Pinup]

Hahah, genial Write.

 

Men ja, FML og MLIA er vel de beste og mest kjente sidene. Digget FML før, men nå har MLIA tatt helt kontrollen på meg.

[Amerika]

Vil nok si at MLIA, FML, og TFLN er de mest kjente