Kul samtale på YIM.

[Term]

heisann.

 

Fant denne og vet ikke om den er postet før.

 

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[Gjest Slettet-QqZexW9o]

Den er ikke postet her og den var

 

Fikk jo latterkrampe etter noen linjer bare. Sleit meg igjennom med krampen

 

[Rob3rt]

 

 

[tore-]

Gammel men artig. Tror though den ikke er real.

[Den Polse]

Genial

[BeCo]

har lest den før men allikavell

[Torsteinen]

Dette er ikke bullshit: Mot slutten så lo jeg så tårene rant

 

Girl: HARRRRRRR

 

Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

 

Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.

 

Boy: going limp

 

Girl: this is stupid

 

Boy: ...still limp

 

Boy: Do it!

 

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

 

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

 

Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

 

Girl: WTF?!?!?

 

Boy: They stink really bad.

 

Girl: OMG STOP!!!

 

Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

 

Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

 

Boy: I ram it up your ass.

 

Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

 

Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

 

Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

 

Boy: I kick you in the face!

 

Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

 

Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

 

Boy: Your parrot flys away.

 

Boy: ...going limp again.

 

Boy: Hello?

 

Boy: Say it!

 

Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

 

:lol

[Cursio]

I thought you were bullshitting me!

 

Boy: Why would I do that?

 

Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you

 

Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

 

Girl: F*C* YOU!!!

 

Boy: You'd break both of his legs.

[Term]

Jo jeg lo noe så sinnsykt av den når jeg leste den. det startet med dette.

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

 

Boy: I hope so

 

Girl: what?!?

 

Girl: that hurt my feelings.

 

Boy: Did it?

[sybbelybb]

Den gir meg latterkrampe jo.. stopp! stopp!

 

:lol:

 

Beste jeg har sett på lenge! Haha

[Petrvs Romanvs]

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

 

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

 

Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.

 

Girl: Go fuck_ yourself

Stop your killing me... snakk om å være desperat og særdeles dum. Hu må ha vært veldig feit og veldig ensom.

[Rob3rt]

Gammel men artig. Tror though den ikke er real.

 

[Josten]

Den var så genial. Gjør ikke noe om den er gammel vel

[Ever]

Edit: allerede postet.

[mbskywalker]

han er god til å få jenter til å bli...

[aldrimerforum]

beste chatloggen EVER!

 

 

Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

 

Boy: Most cops aren't

 

Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!

 

Boy: Then send me the picture.

 

 

 

Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

 

Girl: yes

 

Boy: Alright let me find it.

 

Girl: kks

 

Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*

 

Girl: this isn't you.

 

Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!

 

Girl: You don't look like that.

 

Boy: How the hell do you know?

 

Girl: cause your profile has another picture.

 

Boy: The profile pic is a fake.

 

Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.

 

[kyllingvippen]

Dritbra

[Raggi]

[Luke Lovegroove]

Han var en SYK fyr. Rett og slett. Men morsom! Men syk igjen!

[zn00ker]

 

Lo godt av den ja!