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[2ball_]

Sånn virker det:

 

Du besøker denne linken og stiller et spm. Så poster du svaret du fikk her.

 

Jeg begynner:

You asked:

 

Is it true that Oracles are all retards?

The Oracle replied:

 

It is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. It’s what I’m here for.

 

Btw: Om du vil poste flere spm. kan det være en fordel å legge dem i spoiler

 

So.. Ask the Oracle!

 

Det var litt gøy:

 

 

You asked:

 

Would I profit from necrophilia?

The Oracle replied:

 

Not a chance.

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You asked:

 

Do you love me?

The Oracle replied:

 

No, I don’t.

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You asked:

 

Do you hate me?

The Oracle replied:

 

Today I do, but tomorrow I don’t.

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You asked:

 

Would you like it if I touched your http?

The Oracle replied:

 

If you do, you will destroy a great empire

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You asked:

 

Can I destroy your empire?

The Oracle replied:

 

No you can’t, don’t even try. I vaguely remember discussing this earlier with someone from Norway.

 

 

 

Endret 5. august 2009 av 2ball(s)

[War]

You asked:

 

Will i die?

The Oracle replied:

 

I’m sure you will.

 

 

Den er ganske smart også.

 

You asked:

 

What do you think of Bush

The Oracle replied:

 

Pisses me off.

Endret 5. august 2009 av War

[Ljóseind]

You asked:

 

Am I Norwegian?

The Oracle replied:

 

No you aren’t, but it’s for the best. Trust me. I’m as shocked as you are

 

Hm. Merkeleg.

Men ja, det er jo for det beste. Då kan eg flytte til Island den dagen Noreg går til helvete.

Eg hev jo båe norsk og islandsk statsborgarskap.

 

You asked:

 

Can you shut up?

The Oracle replied:

 

Unfortunately I can’t.

 

Ikkje mykje livslyst i denne dama, nei.

Endret 5. august 2009 av Norvegisk

[Grindal]

You asked:

What do you say when I say a?

 

 

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The Oracle replied:

It is never going to be. I can imagine the shock.

[2ball_]

det tar ikke SÅ lang tid å finne hull i teknologien, men den var smartere enn hva jeg hadde forventet..