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okey! Dette var en liten copy fra han fyren som skrev det med "i collect all the snow in huge piles" men måtte bare ta den for å se hva fyren ville skrive: (fyren er fra Lanazarote) Litt morsomt det han svarte.

 

 

Stranger: do what do you do in Norway?

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: I mean what do you do in Norway

Stranger: ?

You: wait

You: in Norway i collect all the snow in huuuuge piles, then i dance

Stranger: does it pay well?

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Hyggelige folk. :hrm:

 

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You: hey

Stranger: chun ge chun ye men

You: que?

You: Jeg forstår ikke hva du mener.

Stranger: go fuck yourself you are so boring

You: :(

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Meh, ble ikke så bra som jeg forventet.

 

 

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You: Pedro?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: what?

You: Are you alone and at a secure location?

Stranger: alone

Stranger: so what?

You: Right, we've got a shipment coming in tonight.

Stranger: ??

Stranger: sorry ~

You: This sh*t has a street value of $500 000, and i need to know if i can trust you.

Stranger: what is your nation?

You: No personal details pedro, you know the drill.

You: I really need to know if i can trust you with this

Stranger: yea ``

Stranger: you can~

Stranger: trust me

Stranger: but i dont care about shit

You: The boss wants no fuckups this time pedro, or your little kid won't have a daddy to come home to tomorrow.

You: We'll hunt you down pedro.

Stranger: a /?

You: Don't fuck it up, alright

Stranger: sorry ``

You: Meet us at the docks at 2am tonight.

Stranger: bye``

Stranger: where?

You: Don't play silly with me pedro

You: The docks

You: We'll be driving the black mercedes.

You: The shipment will be coming in at 2.30 sharp.

You: I want you to pick it up.

Stranger: hehe ````so interesting!

You: your contact will have the black hat,

Stranger: where are u/

Stranger: where are u???

Stranger: NOw

You: Do you really think that you're in a situation where you can ask questions?

Stranger: haha ```funy``

You: DON'T PLAY A SMARTASS PEDRO.

Stranger: it ia funny``

You: The boss does not like smartasses.

Stranger: i dont konw what you say ````

You: Pedro, pedro.

Stranger: u dont konw` i am wahere

You: Keep this up and your wife will loose a toe.

Stranger: sorry ~i am woman`

Stranger: i have no wife``

Stranger: but ````husband

You: Pedro. Just because you dont have the balls to pull this off doesn't make you a woman

Stranger: you are funny```

You: And your wife is not that ugly

Stranger: haha `````

Stranger: crazy!

Stranger: u

Stranger: mad?

You: Now, have you understood the details of the drop?

Stranger: no

Stranger: OBVIESILY

You: obviously you have a problem with us pedro.

You: your wifes lovely hands are in the mail now. I suggest that if you want to see her again you play ball.

You: I say this one last time.

You: The docks. 2AM.

Stranger: OK

You: Make sure you're there if you want to see your family again.

Stranger: NO SEE NO GO

Stranger: HAHA ```

Stranger: CRAZY!

You: There you go with your wise jokes again pedro

You: I dont like it.

You: Not one bit

Stranger: U CAN EAT SOME PILLS ````

Stranger: sick you are

You: The pills are for paying customers only.

You: You know that.

You: Have you been stealing from our shipment?

You: The boss doesnt like that pedro

Stranger: no `

Stranger: bye ``it is 500

Stranger: 5:00

Stranger: tonight no see no go !

You: We'll get someone else to pick it up.

You: But you can look for your family in the sewers.

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Fyste gong eg prøvde meg. ditte er frå den 5. sammtalen

 

 

Stranger: I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain, and somehow I'm still here to explain

You: oh

You: deep

Stranger: It's a joke

Stranger: It's all a joke

Stranger: mother forgive me

You: haha, alrigty then

Stranger: Just a matter of time I suppose..

You: maybe i'm just not that smart.

Stranger: Dog carcass in alley this monring

Stranger: tire tread on burst stomach

Stranger: this city's afraid of me

Stranger: I've seen its true face

Stranger: The streets are extended gutters

Stranger: and the gutters are full of blood

You: you sure like your statments here.

Stranger: and when the drains finally scab over

Stranger: all the vermin will drown

You: sound liks dommsday is coming

You: doom

Stranger: the accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will form up around their waist and the whores and politicans will look up and shout save us

Stranger: and I'll whisper no

Stranger: now the whole world stands on the brink

Stranger: staring down into bloody hell

You: yay, you writing a book for me?

You: ^^

Stranger: all those liberals, and intellectuals, and smooth talkers

Stranger: and all of a sudden noone can think of anything to say

You: This is madness

Stranger: beneath me

Stranger: this awful city

Stranger: it screams like an avotuar full of retarded children

You: retards <3

Stranger: ITS FROM WATCHMEN

Stranger: GO BUY IT

Stranger: READ IT

Stranger: LOVE IT

You: oh

 

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You: skal vi knulle?

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Stranger: hello.

You: hello

Stranger: 13/f/brazil

You: silly billy

You: wanna fuck?

Stranger: no

You: im serious

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den var kanskje litt dust siden hun bare var 13:P

 

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Stranger: hi

You: eh, ok

You: is that becuz im black?

Stranger: no

Stranger: asl?

You: i can't even believe u dare

Stranger: so^

You: asl?

Stranger: 18/male/italian

You: what does it mean?

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You:

Stranger: i want to pussy

You: pussy what?

Stranger: pussy

Stranger: sweet hot

You: what kind of a pussy do u want to pussy? pussy

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Stranger: how old r u?

You: i am 17

You: u?

Stranger: im 22

You: 71*

Stranger: ha ur old

You: i know

Stranger: adios

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You: we come from the same mother

Stranger: yes?

You: yes

Stranger: why did you say this

You: because i love u brother

Stranger: amazing?? why

You: cos we are brothers

You: give me ban account info

You: bank*

Stranger: you are so crazy

You: i like tight, japanese pussy

You: they are hot

You: agree?

Stranger: i am sorry . you are real not friendly..

Stranger: bye

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