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Stranger: asl?

You: Hi! xoxox

Stranger: hi

You: 19 f boston

Stranger: cool

Stranger: 18 m uk

Stranger: hows it going in boston?

You: Its going good! Just studying in my spring break

You: Must pass final exams

Stranger: awsome

Stranger: same here

Stranger: ive got lots of work to do

You: but now, Im alone and just want to relax

Stranger: so you wanted to relax by going on omegle?

You: no, I mean yes, but like meet people

You: and just ^^

You: Talk

You: and se what it leads to

You: Horny? ^^

Stranger: kinda depends

You: Mabye cyber then

You: start rubbing you dick ^^

Stranger: ok then

Stranger: you start rubbing ur pussy

Stranger: im rubbing it hard

Stranger: what are you doing?

You: rubbing my dick

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[Bjørnar!]

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Stranger: what are you doing?

You: rubbing my dick

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hahaha

[Douglas Quaid]

Kunne nesten vorte ein såpeserie av dette her.

 

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You: hey <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Stranger: Why did you disconnect?

You: you did

You: but that doesn't matter

Stranger: I didn't mean to D=

Stranger: I;m glad we're together again

You: cuase we're together now

Stranger: I've missed you so much

You: me too

Stranger: I cannot bear being apart from you

Stranger: You are like the completeion of my soul, the other side of my coin

You: did you go and get my ring earlier today?

Stranger: It sits safely in my breast pocket

Stranger: Waiting for you

You: good

You: can't wait for you to put it on my finger

Stranger: Nothing would make me happier than making you mine for real

Stranger: We cannot keep this a secret any longer

You: have you told your parents?

Stranger: My parents would never understand. I don't need them!

You: I like your parents

You: and they would definately understand

Stranger: They've never given me anything but herpes and thousands of dollars in therapy

Stranger: Don't worry about the herpes, I've got it under control

You: so you went to the doctor as I told you to?

Stranger: He said it's nothing to worry about, it's in remission

You: oh great...I was really worried about you

Stranger: Well I wanted our wedding night to be special

You: but....I have something important to tell you hun

Stranger: Is it the aids?

You: no not that...you know how attractive your brother is?

Stranger: ....what have you done?

You: well..he kind of charmed me into it

You: you know how he can be

Stranger: I can't believe this!

You: I'm so sorry

Stranger: You think he hasn't propositioned me!

Stranger: But no

Stranger: I resisted!

Stranger: For you!

Stranger: You go and betray me like this.... you couldn't even make it a threesome

You: You know your brother....he just..

You: I wanted to confront you before the wedding

You: and so have i done

You: I really understand if you can't forgive me hun

Stranger: I can't believe this... he's been looking smug for days, being all congratulatory about the wedding

Stranger: All this time hes been banging you behind my back

You: We have not been doing it that long though....a couple of months maybe

You: But I can promise it would never ever happen again

You: cause i have realized what a jerk he is

Stranger: I'm sorry this cannot be forgiven

Stranger: Perhaps one day

Stranger: if we meet again on the magics of the internets

Stranger: It will be destiny

You: i understand if you need some time to think about it

Stranger: and I will forgive you

Stranger: farewell

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[Lugholm]

Fikk en sykt rar melding der jeg ble svimmel av å lese... Gikk ut av vinduet så fort som mulig, burde tatt print screen... Noen som har vært borti det samme?

[fargoth]

Hehe jeg gjennomførte en hel samtale på kinesisk, det gikk jo helt flott det. Det ble jeg som måtte avslutte, men man kunne sikkert holdt det gående slik i lang tid. Vi forsto hverandre godt, jeg med translatorschoice.com og han med sitt morsmål.

 

 

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Stranger: 有系 八噶 你地明白?

You: no i don't speak ping pong

You: do you speak English?

Stranger: 我都晕拉

You: Do you want me to get my translator?

Stranger: 头都大了

You: 我不说话乒乓。

Stranger: 晕了

Stranger: 这是啥网站啊

You: 哈哈

Stranger: 叫我有种见鬼地感觉 近来全说洋文

You: 我知道，但我讲英语。

Stranger: 哦 感觉很不错

Stranger: 可惜啊 我不回英语

You: 我很难理解你。请说得简单。

You: 你能明白我的意思吗？

Stranger: 哦 我的意思是 我刚来着网站还以为自己是外星人那 没办法交流

Stranger: 能 但我不回英语

Stranger: 这里面是不是都说英语啊

You: 我是从挪威。我不会说中文。我使用翻译与大家讲话。

Stranger: 哦 明白了

You: http://translatorschoice.com/

You: 行多数民众赞成在良好。

Stranger: 在这里是不是大家都用英文交谈

You: 我的名字是汤米。

Stranger: 哦 你好汤米

Stranger: 我的名字叫小伟

Stranger: 很高兴认识你

You: 通常它是。但也有华人，以及在这里，喜欢你。

Stranger: 谢谢

You: 您好晓巍，见到你很高兴了。

Stranger: 你是我来这游戏能互相交谈的第一个人 简单说是我在这里认识的第一个朋友

You: 如果您再试几次，你将最终找到谁是中国人喜欢你。

Stranger: 呵呵 也许把

You: 谁可以讲中文，我的意思。

Stranger: 恩 我明白

Stranger: 你是做什么职业的

You: 我是学生的工程。结构工程。我喜欢的桥梁，我认为这是真正的美，使他们的立场只使用知识。

Stranger: 哦 工程 桥梁对把

You: 我不认为最后一句翻译正确

You: 什么是您的占领？

Stranger: 呵呵 我是开网吧的 第一次在网络里感觉不懂

You: 因此，清晨你在哪里呢？它是在半夜在挪威！ ： ）

Stranger: 这样说话挺好的 真的 和你聊天我很开心

Stranger: 现在你那是什么时间? 晚上吗?

You: 它很高兴和你谈谈呢！技术是一个伟大的东西！

You: 下午5时。

You: 清晨。

Stranger: 时差不大 我现在是上午11点

Stranger: 这样聊天感觉很新鲜 呵呵

You: 是啊，它的一个不错的概念！也许在未来的翻译一样的，我这样做可以做到“即时” 。

Stranger: 你们那平时都有什么活动 我的意思是 有什么爱好

You: 我已經上床睡覺。我很高興與您交談，小衛！如果你想要去歐洲一段時間，考慮到訪問挪威！這是非常好的在夏季！小心！

You: 我喜欢钓鱼和摄影！ ： ）再见！

Stranger: 恩 我也一样 很高兴认识你 再见

 

[Douglas Quaid]

Hadde mi fyrste seriøse samtale no. Sat i over ein time og snakka med ei jente frå Hong Kong om det økonomiske systemet i Kina.

[saluttknall]

Stranger: Knock knock

You: who’s there?

Stranger: Disco

You: Not my cup of tee

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:!:

[Pentumsmart]

Fikk en sykt rar melding der jeg ble svimmel av å lese... Gikk ut av vinduet så fort som mulig, burde tatt print screen... Noen som har vært borti det samme?

Nope, fortell.

[thomassit0]

Stranger: Knock knock

You: who’s there?

Stranger: Disco

You: Not my cup of tee

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:!:

 

Stranger: Knock knock

You: who's there ?

Stranger: butter

you: butter who ?

stranger: butter not tell!

[Laserbeam]

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

You: Please tell me! I need to know; Is the cake a lie?

Stranger: No

Stranger: They want you to think that

Stranger: They want it all for themselfs

You: Good, where can I find it

You: ?

Stranger: ...Follow..the bunny

Stranger: He will show you!

You: The bunny I killed before? Damn

Stranger: There are more of them

You: Where? I think they are hiding!

Stranger: Yes they are hiding

Stranger: Check...in the...box

You: Not a box here

Stranger: They moved it D:

Stranger: They're...watching us...

Stranger: They don't want us to have cake

You: , then I will go after GLADOS.

Stranger: Okay

You: She WILL tell me where the cake is! Bye cya later

[SpecialForce]

Hadde denne rare her

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

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You: 4chan

Stranger: /b/

You: /F/

Stranger: /x/

You: /Pr0n

Stranger: /foo

You: /mudkipz

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[Harald The Man]

Fikk den i stad, er ikke fra usa men spilte med

 

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Stranger: Heya

You: hi

Stranger: How's it going

You: good, with you?

Stranger: not so good

You: why?

Stranger: I'm in trouble

Stranger: big trouble

You: why?

Stranger: The FBI is after me right now

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: I just need someone I can trust

You: ok

Stranger: Can I trust you?

You: yeah

Stranger: Ok...what country do you live in?

Stranger: Do you know who the FBI is?

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: Us

Stranger: Good good

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: There are three power grids along the east coast

Stranger: Someone is hacking into them and I found out about it....I tried to warn the FBI but they think it is me

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: ok?

Stranger: If those three power grids go down, within 2 days, the whole US will have a black out

Stranger: Think about what will happen

Stranger: Do you have a laptop?

You: yeah

Stranger: Good,

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: What state do you live in?

You: Nevada

Stranger: Dang

Stranger: Ojk

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: No biggie

Stranger: Umm

Stranger: I need you to go to Texas, in Dallas there is a power grid Main Frame that controls the center link to the 2nd power grid

Stranger: Bring a gun

Stranger: There are not going to let you in easily

You: ok

Stranger: I need to go

You: no probs

Stranger: The FBI is here

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

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Endret 11. april 2009 av Harald1992

[Gyr0]

You: where are you from?
Stranger: finland :F
You: ooh, cool
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What? imploded?

[Harald The Man]

Stakkar..

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: HEATH LEDGER?

You: yeap

You: here i am

Stranger: WOO!

Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

You: yeah i am

You: but now a angel

Stranger: Oh..

You:

Stranger: how goes it?

You: good

You: its nice in heaven

Stranger: Cool cool.

Stranger: Last i heard you were in Cuba.

Stranger: Chillin' with Fidel.

You: you should come you also

You: yeah but i was tired of smokin cigars all day long..

Stranger: Oh..

Stranger: well, its all good.

Stranger: So do you remember me?

You: and you are?

Stranger: Christian Bale?

Stranger: Christian Bale!

Stranger: can't believe you don't remember me dawg..dat shit's cold.

You: yeah

Stranger:

You: i remember you

Stranger: woo!

You: hows it going?

Stranger: Good good.

Stranger: Heard i beat some people up?

You: yeah i watched it from heaven

You: me and god

Stranger: Yeah..

Stranger: He saw me!?

You: and batman

Stranger: NO WAY!

Stranger: NO FUCKING WAY!

You: we are friends now

Stranger: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

You: yeah i know

Stranger: Tell him i say hi, and that i'm sorry for portraying him in a movie.

You: he`s a good guy

Stranger: Yeah.

You: i will, actually he`s sitting next to me now..

Stranger: WOW

You: he`s pissed at you..

Stranger: HAI THAR BATMAN!

Stranger: Oh...

You: he says hei also

Stranger: w00t

You: so, what country do you live in?

Stranger: Cuba.

Stranger: I was looking for you!

Stranger: so i decided to stay for a few.

You: but im in heaven..

Stranger: I know that now.

You: come here, jump in front of a trailer or something

You: posion?

Stranger: Nah dude.

Stranger: Cuba's pretty cool.

You: what about me and batman then?

You: we are lonely

Stranger: You guys can wait.

You: what about a masacre?

You: with you in front?

Stranger: no.

Stranger: So i have to go dude.

Stranger: Laturrrr

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[Gyr0]

God damn folk er kjedelige på omegle nå da. Bare slik: Hi, asl, ok, yeah, yes. *disconnect*

[Niks]

Nja, ikke si det hadde det litt gøy med en finsk jente.

 

Stranger: my hobby also is horse-riding : )

You: HORSE-RIDING??!!

You: HORSE-RIDING??!!

Stranger: yes, something bad on it ?

You: are you a horse-girl??!!

Stranger: NO

You: OH MY GOD!!

You: i thought you were nice!!

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: FUCK YOU, RACIST ! IF IT IS MY HOBBY , IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I LIKE HORSES

You: just kidding...

Stranger: THE HOBBY JUST IS NICE

You: chill girl

Stranger: NO.

You: I just wanted to see your recation

You: it was kinda fun

Stranger: you suck, did you know it ?

 

Ler hver gang jeg leser den. Hun forgav meg etterpå da

[thomassit0]

You: what are you wearing

Stranger: a homer costume

You: hot

Stranger: thank you

You: are you dancing ?

Stranger: like crazy

You: cause i have a thing for people in simpsons costumes dancing

Stranger: so you're lucky

You: yeah i am =D

You: have any donuts there ?

Stranger: i eated them all

You: doh

Stranger: you are male i presume

You: yes

You: you too i guess

Stranger: i got a bart costume if you are interested

Stranger: yes

You: nicccce

Stranger: we could do street dancing

You: i love that

You: do it all the time

Stranger: and begging

You: only problem is, sometimes people get scared

Stranger: they wont

Stranger: unless you show your parts to them

You: i sure hope so

You: yeah maybe that's why they got scared

Stranger: i'm from springfield, where do you live?

You: las vegas

Stranger: thats nice

You: yup

Stranger: you work on a casino?

You: yeah

You: and part time job as a fluffer

You: in a shady porn production company

You: it sucks

Stranger: really?

You: yeah

Stranger: but you excites males?

You: yeah

Stranger: thats bad

You: well they don't actually know i'm a guy cause they are blindfolded

Stranger: couldnt you resign?

You: yeah i could but i need the money so i can afford the meth

Stranger: las vegas sure is high

You: yeah it's crazy

You: i almost got shot the other day

Stranger: what were you doing?

You: some guy decided to try to solve a fight with his wife with a gun and i almost got hit

You: i was just walking by

Stranger: and that didnt popped some question in your head?

You: yeah, for example; maybe i should move out of here

Stranger: yes

You: it's kind of a love/hate thing i guess

Stranger: well

Stranger: i think love is going away

You: yeah tell me about it

Stranger: you should pursue it

You: yeah i try

You: but they always cheat on me

Stranger: your place definitively is not in vegas

You: maybe it's because i always cheat on them, i don't really know

You: no i think i should move

You: i'm thinking about somewhere in cali

You: maybe san fran or la

Stranger: thats nice

Stranger: a good climate

You: yeah i know

You: so what do you like to do for fun in springfield

You: except for the streetdancing

Stranger: i like to walk in the street

Stranger: meet people

Stranger: dance to they

You: do you also moon the traffic on the highway sometimes ?

You: i like to do that when i'm on my way home and drunk

You: i passed out once

You: but luckily a cop found me and got me home

Stranger: your life sure is animated

[Sameboe]

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Stranger: from a distance

You: 4chan!

Stranger: the world looks blue

You: Norway

Stranger: and green

You: I'm a Nazi Zoombie *rawr*

You: fear me!

Stranger: and the snow capped mountains white

Stranger: Bette Midler!

You: Bette Midler!?

Stranger: From a distance!

Stranger: you look like my friend

You: You are a distance from a brain!

Stranger: though we are at war

Stranger: maybe so

Stranger: but you are the nazi zoombie

Stranger: God is watching us

You: God give a damn in me, same does Satan...that's why I'm a zoombie!

Stranger: can you have a normal conversation or shall I continue with the Bette Midler lyrics?

You: I'm normal....your weird....you choose

Stranger: I could be normal

Stranger: you're the nazi zoombie

Stranger: I just have poor music taste

You: So I see

Stranger: really it's my father's music taste, he wanted me to download it for him and I was just playing it

You: lol@him

Stranger: what would be some better lyrics?

You: My dad just went to prison, his name is Josef Fritzl...Might heard of him!

Stranger: MC Hammer?

Stranger: I haven't, maybe I am out of the loop?

You: Yes...yes you are!

Stranger: ah, this case does sound familiar

Stranger: that is awful!

Stranger: were you one of the unimprisoned children?

You: Yeah, that's my dad...He loves his basement!

You: I lived there like 9 years before he let me out, after I blew him!

Stranger: oh good

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[Toast Is Pimp!]

Artig og lage historier....!

 

Wanna play a Game?

 

Leifer utatysan:

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Stranger: Hi

You: I just woke up. And this computer was in a corner

You: I got some handcuffs arond my feets, is it you that have done this to me?

You: Bonding thing?

Stranger: Yes

You: It's so dark here

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Why do you wake up?

You: WTF! SOME OTHER DUDE IS IN THE OTHER CORNER!

You: brb

Stranger: :O

Stranger: Okay

You: Maan he was pist

Stranger: Why?

You: Dont know. maybe he thinks i was the one that cuffed his feets to a meatgrinder

Stranger: Hihi

You: oh shiitiwtstt

Stranger: Where do you live?

Stranger: What's up? :O

You: some doll on a tv talket on a tv

Stranger: Ah..

Stranger: Where do you live?

You: Whanna play a game?

Stranger: What kind of game?

You: Im from norway, but was on vacation in thailand seducing kidz

Stranger: O_O?

You: I dont know what kind of game. He was talking about that i molested some kids and want me to pay for it

Stranger: :O

You: but only one of us can survive

Stranger: I don't think you're normal

Stranger: Go see a pshychiater ^^"

You: Hi!

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[cowboy bob]

You: Hello mister

Stranger: Hi:)

Stranger: Where ya from?

You: The moon

Stranger: cool,

Stranger: i'm barack from usa.

You: Cool

You: What color is your house?

Stranger: I paint it black.

Stranger: First it was white

Stranger: But i don't like that colour

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Barack liker visst ikke meg og hudfargen min heller.