Omegle chat med fremmede!

[akristina92]

Siden Omegle er nede kan vi kose oss med dette i steden: http://garyc.mooo.com:3232/sketch/

[Batnobbit]

Kule greier det der.

Edit: Flere må vær med og tegne, kjedelig og tegne alene

Endret 10. april 2009 av Batnobbit

[Carlgutt]

De tegne greiene var elsk!

[Gyr0]

haha, kult. Tegna akkurat fjeset til en feit latsabb

[Pentumsmart]

Litt gøy, men tok jo evigheter å vente på fyren som tegna og..

[Gyr0]

Noen som har fått mannen med motorsaga? ^^

[Enojo]

Jeg hadde akkurat den mest snåle samtale jeg noen gang har opplevd

Beklager for litt dårlig engelsk.

 

 

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: From where?

Stranger: a snow covered cabin

Stranger: you?

You: Kinda the same

Stranger: O RLY?

You: I'm from a snow covered CAVE

Stranger: maybe youre near by

Stranger: what are you doing in a cave?

You: Eating a mammut I just killed.

Stranger: what species are you?

You: Half human, half monkey.

You: Btw, I like bananas too :'D

Stranger: Oh nice i wish i could give you some over the internet

Stranger: have some virtual bananas

You: Uhm, you know, they don't really taste THAT good :|

Stranger: oh...oh well

Stranger: do you sleep in that cave?

You: Nah, I sleep in a motel nearby

Stranger: ah ok

You: How is your life?

Stranger: quite boring...yours?

You: I've just told you alot :O

Stranger: well....

You: ?

Stranger: im half human, half cat.

You:

Stranger: and i chill out in this cabin because i think its abandoned

You: Awesome!

You: ^^,

You: How do you like water?

Stranger: theres a little stream near by with lots of fish so im pretty happy

Stranger: dont like getting my fur wet

You: I actually like tuna

You: Banans and tuna together <3

Stranger: mmmm tunas lovely

Stranger: Theres no tuna in this stream though unfortunatly

You: Oh :O

You: What kind of fish do you have there?

Stranger: Its mostly salmon in this stream

Stranger: which is ok

You: Oh, that not bad either :=

You:

Stranger: yep :3 so how did you get money to stay in a motel?

You: I won a lottery on internet

Stranger: isnt that quite expensive?

Stranger: oh wow :O

You: You know " You're nr 999 visitor or something

Stranger: oh yeh!

You: And it wasn't spyware at all :O

Stranger: i was the 998th to a website so i was really annoyed

You: Haha, sucks to be you then

Stranger: yep

Stranger: Once, this nigerian prince sent me an email saying he wanted to give me 5 million dollars

You: :O

Stranger: but i had to give him $100,000 first which i didnt have

You: Too bad to be you, again

You: http://image53.webshots.com/53/2/83/67/535...67avChmM_ph.jpg

You: this is my cave

You:

Stranger: wow it looks nice

You: Yeah, but that picture is kinda old

You: Much more awesome now

Stranger: i can imagine :o

Stranger: with a computer

You: Flashlights, discolights and etc

Stranger: sounds nice

Stranger: why do you even go to the motel :o

Stranger: that sounds much better

Stranger: just get a bed in there and its paradise

You: I'm so a afraid of the ghosts :O

You: Pirateghosts at night :|

Stranger: Pirate ghosts!?

You: Yeah :O

You: Oh, I forgot to tell you

You: Inside the captains coffin, I found this computer

Stranger: A pirate captain had a comptuer in his coffin!?!?

Stranger: new age prates huh

You: Yeah, future pirates I think, actually

You: Digital ghosts are REALLY scary

Stranger: I heard they can possess your computer

Stranger: and delete all your files!

You: Yeah :O

You: Tho, I have Coastgard anti-virus

You: That's really good when you live that close to the sea

Stranger: I can imagine! The ghosts may be annoying but at least you have a good source of fish :3

You: Yeah, but I only like tuna :|

You: And the only fish that's here is the mackerel.

Stranger: mackerel sucks

Stranger: Ill need to go and get some more fish soon

You: Yeah, I know!

You: Ah, I see you then

Stranger: i said soon!

Stranger: ;P

Stranger: not just now

Stranger: i have a fish left

You: Oh :O

You: Goodie

Stranger: well....

Stranger: i like fish

Stranger: but im in the mood for some hagen-dazs

Stranger: maybe with some fish in it

You: What's that? :O

Stranger: ice cream!

Stranger: and ill add some salmon!

You: Where do you get that?

Stranger: i sneak into a shop in the dead of night

Stranger: and i sort of take it....without paying :s

Stranger: It's very risky though

You: Ah, I see.

You: Yeah, I guess

You: Oh, it's soon midnigh :O

You: *night

You: The ghost

You: they are almost here :|

You: I'm sorry cat-human, I have to go to my motel:O

Stranger: oh no!

Stranger: That's ok

You:

You: See you around :'D

Stranger: Bye monkey-human

 

 

[kjermy]

  Flaringo skrev:

Siden Omegle er nede kan vi kose oss med dette i steden: http://garyc.mooo.com:3232/sketch/

Hvorfor ble jeg ikke overraska over å få et bilde av en pikk tilbake?

[jonaz91]

haha, så fort eg får sagt at eg er mannleg, stikk alle. Skal ikkje vere lett.

[Batnobbit]

Min heks

Det tegneprogrammet var the shit

[kolvereid]

J19 Texas:

Stranger: if there is live music, theres usually after parties and then if some guy gets lucky he can take me home

[Batnobbit]

Stranger: m/f?

You: M/F?

Stranger: mael or female?

You: Aahj

You: Male

You: and you?

 

Første gangen det har skjedd

Angående Tegneprogrammet, Clint Eastwood anyone'?

[Douglas Quaid]

Nokon som veit kva det er med Brasil der inne? Får spørsmål heile tida om eg er frå Brasil.

[Insomniatic]

  Kalvegodt skrev:

Nokon som veit kva det er med Brasil der inne? Får spørsmål heile tida om eg er frå Brasil.

Jeg også Også er det 50% kanskje mer enn det, at de jeg snakker med er fra brasil/brazil

[safags]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiii!

You: Hello

You: Sup?!?

Stranger: hw are u?

You: Im fine

You: how about you?

Stranger: i'm fine too

Stranger: from?

You: Norwau

You: *Norway

You: Iæm a viking you know

You:

i'm

You: You?

Stranger: viking??

Stranger: great

Stranger: i'm from zoala

Stranger: africa

You: Cool!

You: So, male or female?

Stranger: female

Stranger: u?

You: Male (H)

Stranger: uuuh

Stranger: hahahhhaahhha

You: so do you like sado sex?

You: I love it

Stranger: your sick?

Stranger: i love it

You: Haha It's fine, but it'snot the best

Stranger: what u like?

Stranger: dont like to talk about it

Stranger: i wanna fuck

You: Everything is fine for me (H9

You: Hehe ok

You: Anyway im Tired.

Stranger: my boyfriend is on brasil!

Stranger:

You: ahh thats a long way from Africa

Stranger: tired of what

Stranger: yeee!

You: just tired, like been up very long

Stranger: go sleep

Stranger: dã

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Stranger: hahah

Stranger: YOUR WEIRDO

Stranger: you dont have sex a long time, right?

You: no never

You: do you want to have sex with me? (A)

Stranger: YOU R VIRGIN?

You: I can come to Africa

Stranger: ow that would be grat

Stranger: great

You: no, I have had it with dogs

Stranger: hw old r u? oO

You: and some cows

You: im 49

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Litt drøy da, men gøøøy

Endret 10. april 2009 av GreVeen

[Enojo]

Brasil-folka er sykt plagsomme.

[Batnobbit]

Stranger: you wanna trade a picture?

You: Yeah, allright

Stranger: my email is kevin.mcfadden@ymail.com

Stranger: you?

You: http://media.photobucket.com/image/Fat%20m...CHE/Fat_Man.jpg

Stranger: you are a sick fuck you know that!?

[Gjest Slettet-aNZFa3]

Noen som fikk diskusjon.no tegningen min?

[Insomniatic]

Kan dere heller lage en annen tråd for det tegnespillet?

[kolvereid]

Liker ikke folk som vil at jeg skal adde dem til kontaktlista på msn