Omegle chat med fremmede!

[Abnegation]

haha skrive feil:

 

Litt små trøtt så den er drit morsomxD

Siden du ler av andres skrivefeil, så kan jo vi le av dine skrivefeil.

 

Prøv og finn dine fire feil.

[Thatssomebaadnews]

HAHA

[Snasent]

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: What do you like doing in your spare time?

You: i like to read about the marsh rice rat

You: did you know that http://www.niggaflip.com/

Stranger: nope

Stranger: doesn't sound like my kind of site.

You: oh sorry

You: i meant

Stranger: it's okay.

You: did you know that The marsh rice rat is a semiaquatic North American rodent in the family Cricetidae. It is found mostly in the eastern and southern United States, from New Jersey and Kansas south to Florida and northeasternmost Tamaulipas, Mexico; its range previously extended further west and north, where it may have been a commensal in corn-cultivating communities. It usually occurs in wet habitats such as swamps and saltmarshes. Weighing about 40 to 80 g (1.4 to 2.8 oz), the marsh rice rat is a medium-sized rodent that resembles the common black and brown rat. The upperparts are generally gray-brown, but reddish in many Florida populations. The hindfeet show several specializations for life in the water. The skull is large and flattened and is short at the front. John Bachman discovered the marsh rice rat in 1816 and it was formally described in 1837.

Stranger: wow.

Stranger: that was interesting.

You: yeah i know! im a march rice rat scientist

Stranger: ah, cool. what does that involve?

You: i also have it as a pet

You: very nice animaøs

Stranger: i have a dog as a pet.

You: animals*

You: k

Stranger: do you like a lot of animals?

You: jepp, currently i've got seven marsh rice rats in my house

You: and some cats

Stranger: that's insane

Stranger: cool

You: but thats a big problem

Stranger: do cats eat marsh rats?

You: exactly

You: thats the problem

Stranger: do you keep the marsh rats in cages, or just let them run loose?

You: i just let them run loose

You: cages is not good for any kind of animals

Stranger: yes, that's true.

Stranger: but... if they run loose do they not get eaten quite a lot?

You: it happens yes... in the start i had ten marsh rice rats, but now i got seven...

Stranger: why don't you keep them in different rooms to the cats?

You: because my house is very small, so i cant have them in sepperate rooms

Stranger: oh, that's a shame.

Stranger: maybe you should give either the rats or the cats away?

You: ive tried to sell the cats but that didn't work out. and i tried to sell the marsh rice rats, but no one want them cuz they give you AIDS

Stranger: if they give you AIDs, why do you want them? surely you don't want to get AIDs?

You: hahahahah xD

You: cant belive this!

Stranger: can't believe what, my marsh-rice-rat-obsessed friend?

You: i made up the hole thing x)

You: whle*

You: whole*

You: sry dude :]

You: im just bored at school

You: you there?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: hahah i figured you were making it up.

You: hehe

Stranger: the AIDs bit made me lol.

You: haha xD

You: but i have to go now

Stranger: well, i hope i made you slightly less bored at school..

You: nice to talk to you

Stranger: indeed.

Stranger: see you never again!

You: haha xD

Stranger: bye (:

You: bye!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Fikk syykt lættis av denne xD

[€uropa]

Nå prøvde jeg dette for første gang.

 

Stranger: Hey

You: what are you?

Stranger: Male

You: what kind of male?

Stranger: Horny

Stranger: Male

You: I may help you

Stranger: U M or F

You: whatever you like

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Så Snasen! Det var du som gav meg Niggerflipp siden her om dagen!

Sjangsen er da der! hehe...

 

Gå heller for Meatspinn.com

Endret 17. april 2010 av Toast Is Pimp!

[Mr. Hermonella]

haha skrive feil:

 

Litt små trøtt så den er drit morsomxD

Siden du ler av andres skrivefeil, så kan jo vi le av dine skrivefeil.

 

Prøv og finn dine fire feil.

 

Humoren ligger ikke i at han skreiv feil men Hvordan han skreiv feil!

Endret 19. april 2010 av Hormonella

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Denne var ny!!! Noen har funnet ut en ny måte og finne ut hvis det er en jente:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi dar!

Stranger: under 500lbs?

You: Haha! Yeah!

Stranger: under 300lbs?

You: Under 100kg

Stranger: under 80kg?

You: Oh

You: Im 60kgs

Stranger: how old

You: 13

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 19. april 2010 av Toast Is Pimp!

[Fjonisen]

Ikke alle som liker når man gjetter rett:

 

You: good morning stranger

Stranger: heey. afternoon for me

You: hey you're ahead of us!! cheater

You: aussie?

Stranger: haha yeaaa

You:

Stranger: what are you

You: i'm in the netherlands

Stranger: wow

Stranger: how did you no im an aussie?

Stranger: haha

You: because my guessing skillz are so awesome

Stranger: haha thats cool

You: i was there once! queensland

You: loved it to bits, and promised myself to go back some day

Stranger: ohh i love queensland

Stranger: yeah its good

You: barrier reef = COLOUR EXPLOSION!!

Stranger: haha i havnt seen itt!

You: you should! most awesome thing i've seen

You: all the little fishies <3

Stranger: haha

Stranger: how old are you

You: made me think of sushi o_O

Stranger: and are you male of female?

You: i'm male (22)

Stranger: ohh. alot older

You: yep :/

Stranger: hahaa

You: when i talk to ppl on here i feel ancient

Stranger: haha guess how old i am

You: 16!

Stranger: how did u no

You: told you already.. my guessing skillz are teh awesomeness

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ida_1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Knock knock

Stranger: hello

You: No, you say " Who's there? "

Stranger: who's there?

You: Disco!

You say "Disco who?"

Stranger: disco who?

You: Disconnect!

You have disconnected.

[Gjest Slettet+981287349]

Stranger: Naked video?

You: yes

Stranger: with msn?

You: do you want my msn?

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 18

You: do you want my msn?

Stranger: ok if you want you can give me your msn

You: its

You: [email protected]

Endret 25. april 2010 av Slettet+981287349

[emva]

En ærlig mann:

 

Stranger: hi are u a chick or do u have a dick ?

You: <--- Norway

Stranger: Denmark

You: da kan jeg jo nesten skrive norsk

Stranger: hehe præcis

Stranger: det ligger jo ret tæt på hinanden

You: jeps, danmark er et fint land

Stranger: norge er heller ikke dårligt

You: hehe takker

Stranger: har været i nordkapp

You: har du vert i norge mange ganger

You: ops

Stranger: et par gange da jeg var mindre

Stranger: hva med dig og danmark ?

Stranger: faldt i elven da jeg mindre xD

You: vert i køben, billund LEGOLAND

You: da jeg var 10 eller.no

Stranger: dreng eller pige ?

You: en dreng

Stranger: ditto

Stranger: men jeg jagter nogle tøser herinde så du må hygge dig min næsten-nabo-ven

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 25. april 2010 av emva

[Xanman]

Dette virket gøy! Chatroulette uten runking. Må testes ut.

[Toast Is Pimp!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey my name is Lara, and i'm about to do my first webcam show

You: Hey my name is Alex, Im gay and i dont like girls.

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hotel Papa]

You: Hi

Stranger: Heey

Stranger: asl?

You: NORGE NORGE UBER ALLES!

Stranger: Hello neighbour

Stranger:

You: W0000t dansker?

Stranger: Guess again

You: Russer?

Stranger: No

Stranger: haha

You: Finne?

Stranger: No

You: Islending?

Stranger: No

Stranger: haha

You: Englender?

Stranger: No

You: Hmm, da vet jeg ikke....

Stranger: Svensk

You: Aaaaaahh......

 

Endret 5. mai 2010 av EvenruD

[Prezek]

vet ikke om denne har blitt postet før men... http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

 

mersom

''

is this you?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

''

 

den sender deg til facebook profilen din :> skal prøve det litt senere i dag og se hvordan folk reagerer.

[Mr. Hermonella]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hio

Stranger: heyy

You: i think iu found you on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

Stranger: 5 people tried that

Stranger: shame thing is i dont have facebook

You: God damn it-_-"

Stranger: haha

Stranger: in heard that before too as a reply

Stranger: i^^

You have disconnected.

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Når man skal lure folk med Facebook linken burde man først finne noe informasjon om personen.

Så tilslutt kan man linke til reject siden.

 

Ikke bruk den med engang da de skjønner det lett...

Dessuten var dere et par uker fortidlig.

[Mad Esc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Helloo.

You: Hey, bitch.

You: I've got a magic watch that says you're not wearing any panties.

Stranger: It's not that magic.

Stranger: I am, actually.

You: Oh. It must be an hour fast.

Stranger: Hehe.

You: Hehehe.

Stranger: Hehehehe.....

You: HEHEHE.

You: You get it?

Stranger: Stop it.

Stranger: No.

You: You're stupid then.

Stranger: ...No.

You: Yes.

Stranger: How am I stupid?

You: From not getting it, obviously.

Stranger: There is nothing to "get."

You: That's what you think?

You: You are very stupid.

Stranger: Maybe I'm not stupid.

You: You definitely are.

Stranger: Maybe I just don't understand what you're getting at?

You: Nice joke, bitch.

Stranger: That's not even a joke!

You: Ok, whatever, dickface.

Stranger: ..Alright.

Stranger: I don't know why you're being so mean.

You: Soon you will.

You: Let me ask you this.

You: Did it hurt?

Stranger: I'm sure whatever answer I give you, you'll give me some nasty reply.

You: HEHEHE

You: Nono.

Stranger: I don't even know what might have hurt.

You: When you fell from heaven.

You:

Stranger: Lol...okay.

You: 'Cause your face looks fucked up.

You: HAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: That's not funny.

You: I think it is very funny.

Stranger: It's honestly people like you that make me hate the general population.

You: Aww, poor baby.

Stranger: You think you're funny by making people feel like shit?

You: Do you want a cookie?

Stranger: Fuck you.

You: You wish you could fuck me.

You: LOL

Stranger: That's funny. Nice joke, bitch.

You: Thanks, sucker.

Stranger: You wish I would suck you.

You: LMAO

You: Good impersonation of me.

You: I am pleased with you.

Stranger: It doesn't take much effort to be an asshole.

You: For me, nothing is much of an effort.

Stranger: Well good luck.

You: Thanks, I won't need it.

You have disconnected.

[Gjest Slettet+981287349]

[Yazzie]

denna var grisegøy:D

 

You: FUCK. ITS RAPTORJESUS

Stranger: HELLO THERE...... AHHHHHH RUN!

You: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Stranger: shit, SAVE YOURSELFS!

You: I JUST DID

Stranger: WHOO

You: NOW, FIND A STRING BIKINI, AND A MATCHBOX

Stranger: HAHAHA WHY?

You: JUST DO IT

You: THEN, SAY DIRTY AGUILERA 3 TIMES

You: IN THE MIRROR

You: AND SE CRISTINA AGUILERA CRAWL OUT UNDER UR BED

Stranger: OKAY!

You: BUT FIRST

You: TIE THE STRING BIKINI AROUND UR HEAD, AND LIGHT A MATCH

Stranger: GOT IT!

You: NOW SAY THE LINE, AND WATCH UNDER UR BED

Stranger: CRISTINA AGUILERA CRAWL OUT UNDER UR BED

Stranger: DID IT!

You: IS SHE UNDER UR BED NOW?

Stranger: I THINK SO!

You: WELL, U MIGHT HAVE FAILED, CAUSE UR SUPPOSED TO SAY DIRTY AGUILERA 3 TIMES IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, THEN RUN AND LOOK UNDER UR BED

You: DO IT

Stranger: OPKAY

Stranger: OMG SHES CRAWLING OUT! fuckkk

You: STAB HER WITH SOME ONION

Stranger: I DONT HAVE ANY ONION WILL GARLIC WORK?

Stranger: ???

You: GOD DAMNIT, I SAID ONION, BUT I GUESS CARLIC WOULD WORK, NOW SHARPEN THE CARLIC

Stranger: OKAY I SHARPENED IT...NOW WHERE DO I STAB HER?

You: IN HER LOWER BACK, RIGHT OVER HER BUTCRACK

Stranger: OKAY.....I DID....SHES LAYING ON THE GROUND CRYING NOW.

You: NICE

You: ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE

Stranger: THANKS FOR THE HELP!

Stranger:

You: I WASN'T EXPECTING IT 2 WORK, BUT MY PLAN WORKED AWESOMELY

Stranger: I GUESS YOUR JUST BRILLIANT

You: FUCK YEA.

Stranger: HAHAHA ASL?

You: U WILL NEVER NOW, IM JUST A REGULAR GUY, WHO HELPS THE INTERNETS

You: *WOOOOOSH* *WANISHES*