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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ey

You: you forgot the "h"

You: so here's one:

You: H

Stranger: thanks

You: don't mention it

Stranger: your a omosexual

Stranger: could you fill that one in too?

You: and another H for you :D

You: and the answer is no

Stranger: oh well FUCK YOU

You: awwww

You: can i chose not to??

Stranger: yeah its up to you really

You: whew

You: you got me worried there

You: like you were gonna ram a lightbulb up my arse or something

You: O_O

Stranger: yeah there are some sick people out there

You: and many of them find their way to omegle

Stranger: yeah, you being a prime example

You: :D

You: yup yuip

You: you nailed it, mr hammerhead!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: brb

You: imma chick btw

Stranger: im male

Stranger: so hows ur pussy

You: tight

You: your dick?

Stranger: nice

Stranger: nice en hard

You: Eww, you a fag?

You: trollfag maybe?

Stranger: are u a male

You: are you a gayfag?

You: yes and DEFINITEVELY YES

Stranger: fuck u asshole

Stranger: mother fucker

Stranger: suck my cock

You: oh, im not gay, you are

You: so no pleace

Stranger: u gay bitch

Stranger: slut

Stranger: whore

You: so im a a gay shedog whos a slslut and a whore?

Stranger: pussss

You: how does dog prostitution work?

Stranger: fuck u i hate assholes who pretend they are gay

Stranger: girls

Stranger: you are a gay bastard

Stranger: i will fuck ur girlfriend or wife

Stranger: i will tear there pussy

You: hmm... good luck

Stranger: u dont deserve it

You: you dont know where i live

Stranger: ass hole

You: and stop typing so ugly theres no such thing as computer tourettes

Stranger: fuck you

You: there again

You: not good

Stranger: fuck u asshole

Stranger: u will also get the same thing cumin back to u

You: see, you should go to a psychiastrist or something

Stranger: i knoe u are a indian bastard

You: well good luck finding me in india, theres about 8oo million people ther

Stranger: may be if fuck ur mother i will cum right

You: and im not one of them

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er btw en heterofil gutt

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Hadde det litt gøy med denne, men ikke sikkert alle finner den artig :)

 

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You: dududududu

You: do you like that song?

You: it's going on my new album

Stranger: it's FANTASTIC!!!!

Stranger: what does it sound like?

You: kind og like didididi but with a u instead

You: with a hint of p diddy

Stranger: aaahhhh, i get it now

Stranger: sounds even better

You: thanks man

You: always good with some ratings

You: trying to get some big ass women for the video

Stranger: yup

Stranger: u can call 1-800-USOUNDBAD

Stranger: :)

You: thats just wrong :'(

Stranger: LOL

You: here im just trying to get some promotime in, and you shatter my dreams like that

You: come on son...

Stranger: sorry lol

Stranger: but if u have some hot women, u'll be famous

You: deffinatly

You: but my mom dont want to but on a thong bikini, so i dont have much to chose from

Stranger: get them hired u idiot

You: spent all my money on chicken and studio time :/

Stranger: lol

You: gonna be some long hours at kfc to get enough for some videohoes

Stranger: chicken huh? which?

Stranger: lol

You: popcorn chicken ofc

You: is there any other?7

Stranger: photoshop them in

You: i was thinking of getting some fat guys from the gym and just shave them down

You: just pay them with waffles and coke

Stranger: they'd be so excited

Stranger: except 4 i problem

You: oh?

Stranger: THEY"RE DUDES!!!!!

You: yeah but if they tuck it in and bend forward, no one can tell

You: then you got some ass and titties. ass and titties, ass ass titties titties, ass and titties

You: oh fuck driveby, got to get my heat. Look out for the album...

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Etter ass and titties sa han ikke noe på lenge så da bare tok vi den lille slutten der ;)

 

Faen denne kunne blitt bra men neida.....

 

 

You: hallo?

Stranger: Hi :)

Stranger: how are you? :)

You: a little hungover

You: how you doing?

Stranger: good..

You: you got that thing checked out?

Stranger: i don't think so :D

You: you should, diden't look to good to be honest

You: not to mention the smell

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 50/m/africa

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: hello there

You: Hows it going sups?

Stranger: not bad

Stranger: You?

You: NAH

You: NAAAAAH

You: NYYYAAAAH!

You: NAH?

You: I'm fine thanks

You: So where you from?

Stranger: Thats a shame, I'm irish

Stranger: You?

You: NAAAAAHH

You: NYYYYYYYAAAAH

You: I'm from england

Stranger: what part

You: Or i'm like an exchange studen here, ya know?

You: NYYYYAH

You: NYYYAAA

You: H

You: NAAAAH

Stranger: Oh right

You: Dorset

Stranger: Wow you're spammy

You: NAAAAH

Stranger: Better go

You: no please

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religionsdebatt.. tror jeg vant:

 

 

You: do you belive in god?

 

Stranger: yes

 

You: oh.. sorry..

 

Stranger: ??

 

Stranger: do you?

 

You: ofc. not you dumb shit.. how could I?

 

Stranger: are youuuu a witch

 

Stranger: lol ur atheist

 

Stranger: ?

 

You: nope

 

Stranger: buddhist.

 

You: I'm an agnostic.. If you give me some good reasons to belive in a god..

 

You: I will..

 

You: so far.. I see none...

 

Stranger: Well

 

Stranger: lets seeee

 

Stranger: ask a question about it

 

You: well..

 

You: budism is the one religion I can like acctually..

 

You: I don't know to much, though..

 

Stranger: Buddha isn't real though,

 

You: good..

 

You: symbolic?

 

Stranger: there is only 1 God

 

Stranger: that created everything

 

You: right..

 

You: do you have texts.. like a bible/coran of sorts?

 

Stranger: The Holy Bible?

 

You: no..

 

You: if you have somthing similar in your faith?

 

You: the bible is a fucking comedy..

 

Stranger: its not, its a non fiction book

 

Stranger: here,

 

Stranger: we are living in the end times

 

You: I dont care..

 

Stranger: you should...because all the people that don't follow the Lord stay on earth where Satan rules it for thousands of years.

 

Stranger: they get a 2nd chance

 

Stranger: to follow God

 

You: nice going budist..

 

Stranger: ??

 

You: you need some more training in this, dude^^

 

Stranger: haha i know...

 

You: know your facts :p

 

Stranger: those are all facts!!!

 

Stranger: everything i said was a fact

 

You: yeah..

 

You: all is realtive, but light is not..

 

Stranger: i know something that could prove God is ral

 

You: time is realtive

 

Stranger: real**

 

You: ok..

 

You: bring it

 

Stranger: how bout miracle stories?

 

You: hah.. bring it^^

 

Stranger: did you hear about the lady that was attacked by demons?

 

You: maby.. a lot of those..

 

Stranger: it was a couple years ago i think . she was in a prison cell, alone. and they caught on tape she had bite marks on her back and scratches and cuts

 

You: youst cause we cant understand something it doesn't have to be a miracle..

 

You: the world is not flat and thor does not create lightning..

 

You: same shit..

 

Stranger: also, christians have the power to heal. I could make a blind person able to see. A deaf person able to hear. A paralyzed person able to walk. if i wanted to.

 

You: then go do it..

 

You: If you don't you're going to burn..

 

Stranger: i dont know any deaf, blind, or paralyzed people.

 

You: well if you follow the bible you're fucked annyway.. ur gonna burn..

 

Stranger: no..God always forgives, you could be a serial killer. and if you ask for God's forgiveness, you will not go to hell or be punished.

 

You: so..

 

You: why care?

 

You: you can allways repent..

 

You: and why that god?

 

You: whay are YOU right?

 

Stranger: Because its the only one that we actually have proof he is there

 

You: yeah..

 

You: blike what?

 

You: like*

 

You: miracles are bullshit..

 

You: google it..

 

Stranger: you dont believe in miracles?

 

You: yeah.. but I call the coincidents..

 

Stranger: my mom is a missionary. she was in nicaragua one time. and they were handing out medicine. they ran out of benadryl which is what was requested most. they looked everywhere for it but they were all out. my brother turned around and saw a box of benadrly out of nowhere

 

You: so.. you can't explain how it got there.. the first thing you thought was: GOD DID IT! :O

 

Stranger: also we have an orphanage there. her and some people were looking at houses to buy for it. there was 1 house that they decided to pray over for it to be the right one. out of about 30 houses. they couldnt get it because it was way too much..later the guy lowered the price for us.

 

Stranger: thats not exactly how the story goes but whateever

 

You: go on youtube.. search for: " Open-mindedness"

 

You: the top video..

 

Stranger: okay heres one.

 

You: it'll do you good..

 

Stranger: there were 2 young boys

 

Stranger: one was in his front yard playing when he heard someone

 

Stranger: saying "dont get on that horse!!!!!" and he kept hearing it over and over so he ran inside crying

 

Stranger: and his brother asked him what was wrong

 

Stranger: and he said "i dont know but whatever u do dont get on that horse!!!"

 

Stranger: the next day their mom made them pack their bags

 

Stranger: and woudlnt tell them where they were going

 

Stranger: she pulled up somewhere and a guy came up with a horse

 

Stranger: and told the kids to get one

 

Stranger: and they cried and said no

 

Stranger: then their mother said "i can't do this.." and drove away with her children

 

Stranger: turns out it was an orphanage. the mother couldnt take care of her children.

 

Stranger: so what do u think that was?

 

You: 1. a mistake by the mother.. they would probaby be better off at the orphanage

 

You: 2. this is true because?

 

You: 3. Cool story bro

 

Stranger: OMG

 

Stranger: i got one.

 

Stranger: okay...

 

You: no..

 

You: I'm tired...

 

Stranger: no

 

Stranger: one more?

 

You: ok..

 

Stranger: this is about someone i know

 

Stranger: okay i know this little girl. she is 6 years old. she had this huge kind of growth on her neck...and she was about to go and get surgery at the hospital. the doctors said she probably wouldnt live though. then our church pastor was there and the little girl said to him "jesus told me i'm going to be okay" and he was like "okay" not believing her. then when she went into surgery it was gone. the doctors were looking to see if it had moved or something but that huge growth dissapeared within 5 minutes

 

Stranger: before surgery

 

You: ok..

 

You: this "growth" was what?

 

Stranger: like....idk. it was about the size ur hand

 

Stranger: huge

 

Stranger: just this big lump

 

You: well..

 

You: it could be anythin..

 

You: it's known to happen..

 

You: so.. he saved one girl..

 

Stranger: that would be like me standing here and all of a sudden my hair turns neon blue --

 

You: no..

 

You: no..

 

You: no it wouldnt..

 

You: but that could happen, yeah..

 

You: and it could be explained..

 

Stranger: how?

 

Stranger: humans come up with all these stupid theories.

 

You: I'm no chemist, but there are substancec that would do that..

 

You: I might naver find the answer..

 

Stranger: so the air just healed a little girl whos about to die

 

Stranger: its God

 

You: cause I dont know how.. YET

 

Stranger: if doctors cant fix it, no one can

 

You: ok..

 

You: smallpox

 

You: doctor's couldn't fix it..

 

You: it killed a LOT of people..

 

You: a horrible death..

 

You: ow we have a vacsine..

 

You: and it's been totaly driven away..

 

Stranger: yeah thats many years later.

 

You: ofc..

 

You: we only know what we know..

 

Stranger: what about speaking in tounges

 

You: and in time we might figure out how a groth like that can just dissapear..

 

You: we probably know already, but I dont..

 

You: I'm no Dr.

 

You: haha

 

You: that's funny as hell^^

 

You: I won't even justify that..

 

Stranger: but what do u think that is?

 

Stranger: someone speaking full sentences of a foreign language they don't know

 

Stranger: then theres demon possessed people

 

Stranger: etc, etc.

 

You: wait..

 

You: I have to translate a word :p

 

Stranger: okayy

 

Stranger: whattt?

 

You: hmm..

 

You: I'll have to rephrase.. the word I was going to use doesn't exist in english..

 

You: a plasebo-effect of sorts..

 

You: that could be part of an explenation

 

Stranger: whattt areee u talking about?

 

You: ><

 

You: plasebo-effect.. you don't know what that is?

 

Stranger: no

 

You: placebo?

 

You: no?

 

Stranger: no?

 

You: oh your god..

 

You: no wonder you're religious..

 

You: go to school and learn about the wold..

 

You: if I have to explain something that basic to you I'll have to wright a bloody letter to explain some of your "miracles"

 

Stranger: it doesnt matter. youll get a 2nd chance. everyone will...unless ur dead....just remember do not get the number. or i wont be seeing you.

 

You: oh.. I have so many numbers..

 

You: I need them to function in the wolrd..

 

You: world*

 

You: the nuber of the beast?

 

Stranger: mhm u better not get Satan's number not for food, shelter, nothing. or youll be strapped down with the demons shoving fire down ur throat

 

You: well..

 

Stranger: for eternity

 

You: you think it's 666?

 

Stranger: duh.

 

You: turns out it might be 616..

 

Stranger: who cares

 

You: I dont^^

 

Stranger: lol

 

Stranger: i dont either

 

You: I play games only on my computer..

 

You: and I don't have imaginary friends..

 

You: and I sleep in every sunday

 

You: what's your point?

 

Stranger: the fact: there IS a God. everything i say about him is true.

 

Stranger: you dont believe me

 

Stranger: a lot of people dont

 

Stranger: they will be punished

 

Stranger: they dont know it

 

Stranger: but they will

 

Stranger: it doesnt bother me

 

You: because?

 

You: there is a god because?

 

Stranger: because you don't follow the Lord you follow stan

 

Stranger: becuase?

 

Stranger: because there is PROFF

 

Stranger: proof*

 

You: stans a nice guy.. I'll follow him til he falls..

 

Stranger: ahhh

 

Stranger: satan*

 

You: there is no proof :p

 

You: I'm laughing my ass off here

 

Stranger: you wont be when u burn

 

Stranger: it doesnt matter

 

Stranger: i dont care that ur laughing

 

You: you havent give any, at least

 

You: and so far..

 

You: none has

 

Stranger: i dont care that u dont believe me

 

You: I don't beleive just anything..

 

You: I need a reason..

 

You: I need truth..

 

You: witch requires evidence..

 

Stranger: well if youre one of God's chosen, he'll give you a reason. he'll show u he's there.

 

You: before you can give me some I'll rather belive in the flying spaghetti monster..

 

You: oh..

 

You: so he chose you and screew me over, then?

 

Stranger: nothings impossible

 

You: great guy! (y)

 

Stranger: i chose him

 

You: oh..

 

You: still: why?

 

Stranger: i was raised Christian

 

You: oh..

 

You: child indoctrination.. ofc..

 

You: terrible crime, that

 

Stranger: yup

 

Stranger: sure is

 

You: lots of germans during WW2 were raised natzies.. that turned out well

 

Stranger: weee

 

Stranger: awesome

 

You: they where just as cofident they where right as you are..

 

Stranger: yuuppp

 

You: but that's a little differente.,,.

 

You: *

 

Stranger: yup

 

You: I'll change it to egyptian pharaos..

 

Stranger: yay

 

You: well..

 

You: you cant seem to give me any evidence.. and I'm a bit tired..

 

Stranger: wonderful

 

You: nice..

 

Stranger: yep

 

You: you went lockdown..

 

You: classic^^

 

Stranger: totally

 

Stranger: why would i want to try and explain if ur not going to cooperate

 

You: so.. If you belive..

 

Stranger: you deny everything i say

 

You: pleas pray for me..

 

Stranger: i will pray for you

 

You: afterall..

 

You: you might be right ..

 

You: but I doubt it..

 

You: but.. just in case..

 

You: well..

 

You: nice chatting : )

 

Stranger: you going?

 

You: yeah..

 

You: it's kinda late here..

 

Stranger: byeee i'll pray for you ;)

 

You: ty, I guess..

 

Stranger: lol

 

You: and I'll sacrefise a goat for you : )

 

You: never knoe, you know..

 

Stranger: haha

 

You: bye^^

 

Stranger: bye :)

 

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Den er sånn ca.. em.. lang..

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Stranger: i lost the game

You: hei

You: oh

You: what game?

Stranger: tha game

You: you mean, THA GAME :O?

Stranger: THA GAME

You: wow

You: is chuck norris in THA game?

Stranger: no but epic beard man

You: and his skills are?

Stranger: epic skills

You: will he ever shave?

Stranger: no his power is In tha beard

You: so all I have to do is always have spare razor blade and I will be fine?

Stranger: yey

Stranger: as longer tha beard as longer tha power

You: who else is in tha game+

You: ?*

Stranger: mario

Stranger: and a weasle

Stranger: and a ugly princess

Stranger: werry ugly

You: the weasle will win then?

Stranger: she has no face

You: oh what a pleasent thought

Stranger: yey the weale will win

Stranger: after a epic battle on the moons moon

You: but the moon is not real!!

Stranger: damn right hmmm

Stranger: then in atlantis

You: Been there, destroyed it. Sorry nothing left but another weasle

Stranger: god dammit

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: tha sun?

You: Yes, perfect :D But what kind of shield does the weasle have?

Stranger: no shield but a surfboard

You: oh

Stranger: h surfing on sunrays

You: but its been so little sunspots lately, hardly any sunrays must be there

Stranger: yey

Stranger: after tha battle the weasle build a house(boat) on the sun

You: how about a boutqie instead? he could make a living u know, the sun is a pouplar please

You: place*

Stranger: great idea

Stranger: he makes lots of money

Stranger: go sking on the sun glacier

You: excellent idea

You: but the man with the amazing bear will return right?

Stranger: u cant kill epic beard man

Stranger: he is chuck norris approved

You: I killed chuck

You: so epic beard man must have weeknes to

Stranger: yey if you shave him

You: but it must be a special razor

You: not just a regular gilette

Stranger: then he is just a old weak man

Stranger: wilkinson?

You: perhaps

You: but special crafted ones must be better

You: made in the high mountains

Stranger: made of?

You: pure gold

Stranger: ▲

▲▲

Stranger: oO dont tell him

Stranger:

▲

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You: But link went to DS dident he?

You: how is that going to save us :O:O

Stranger: i dont like tha new zelda ds games

You: me neither therfore it wont save us

You: the stupid train wont save us!

You: unless its made of gold

Stranger: hmm how about threwing tha train at beard man?

You: we can't

Stranger: why not?

You: Link won't let us

You: He is made of cellshading, there is no chance withstadning that kind of power

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: how to kill him?

You: real graphics

You: Make a dagger of real graphics

You: penetrates the cell shading

Stranger: like twllight princess?

You: something like that yes, just purer

You: we need to best graphics available

Stranger: bioshock 2?

You: too simular graphics of bioschock

You: even better!

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: whats the game wih that pure graphic ever?

You: I have no idea, thats why we need to find out

You: Heavy rain?

Stranger: too fucked up gameplay

You: Indeed

Stranger: it was something like halo or halflife

You: how about we just shoot link with a dart? he cannot be that strong

Stranger: that can work

You: or we give him a flute

You: poision flute

Stranger: too easy

You: you're right

Stranger: it must be someting only a overmind can create

You: I have it!

Stranger: somehing like a tank

Stranger: launcher

You: we need to port the game to Amiga 500, it cannot handle cell shading, therefor link will die!

Stranger: omg youre a fuckin genius

You: there we have our train :D

You: now just to throw it to the sun where the beard man tries to kill of our weasle that wants to make a living for himself

You: and how is that going to work?

Stranger: but that would give a BOUUUUUUMMMBANNNNGGGG

Stranger: somethin evil like by diviting by zero

You: So the train is a fail operation?

Stranger: no! it just destroy tha half universe

Stranger: but the other half

You: Will our weasle contunie buiness?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: create a new collection

Stranger: make money

Stranger: get married

You: we never thought about mario!

Stranger: has children

Stranger: orly?

You: or did he get killed in the epic battle?

Stranger: omfna we forgot mario

You: yes we did

You: how to kill off pasta king?

Stranger: omg omg omg omg

Stranger: eat him?

Stranger: with a steak and potatoes?

You: Well do we have a sharp enough knife? I only have a butter knife on me

Stranger: our razor?

Stranger: be right back get some cigarrets

Stranger: 10 min

You: key

You: okey

You: *PAUSE GAME*

You: *PLEASE RECONNECT THE CONTROLLER*

 

 

 

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You: I want to eat your braaaaaaaains....

Stranger: BRAAAAAAINS!!!

You: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

You: BANAAAANAAAAAS!

You: APPLEEES!

Stranger: LAMPP!!!!!!!!

You: ORANGEEEEES!

Stranger: IIIII LOOVE LAAAAAMP!!

Stranger: FOOOOT!

You: TOE!

You: NAIL!

You: GUUUUUUURUUUUU!

Stranger: SKIIIIIIIN!

You: MORGAN LE FAYE!

Stranger: MORGAN FREEEEMAN!!

You: POOOOPE UUUURBAN XVI!

Stranger: CAAAAT!

You: CIGARETTES!

Stranger: WHALEEES!!!

You: TRAIN!

Stranger: CHOOO CHOO!!

You: OINK OINK OINK!

Stranger: MOOOOOOO!!!

You: KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Stranger: *DIEEEEEEEES*

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Stranger: hi

You: yo asian freak wazzup

Stranger: yo its all cool here

Stranger: you rollin on chrome dubs?

You: yes, indeed my young lad yes indeed.

You: Are you blowing up some nigga shit?

Stranger: dunno, iam a whitey, but iam down with my homebase-homies 4 shoe

You: gayparty?

Stranger: yes indeed, that would be great. and then i would play some 80`s megahits, and everybody would wear some tight jeans, would be awesome huh?

You: that sounds awesome can i join ya with my nigga bros?

Stranger: 4 sure, we smoke some shit, and we take some snow and we will have a great hairdress

You: oh yeah, can Jonas Brothers join? I dream about them everyday when i am wanking my self to sleep :D

Stranger: those are pretty hard boys, but they can come, rhey can come good

You: When they are not playing teenager music they are hardcore ninjas in the worst nigga hood in New Yoork. I have heard things about them, really bad things

Stranger: wuow sounds dangerous! but i have never been in an worse nigga hood in new york, but i would like to go there someday. just to spit out some rhymes

You: Yeah my idol JC was very much in the nigga hood before he died. He was a hardcore rapper

Stranger: daaamn boy, never heard of ya boy. But when he died, he must be tha dopest shit ever!

You: JC was his nickname his real name was Jesus Christ. He was dope man!

Stranger: Sick! I know that dude! World is small.

You: Oh nice dude. How du you now him? Have you read his lyrics from the lyric book the bible with many co-rappers?

Stranger: Yeah i read at last the half rhymebook.... nobody ever was that good in diciplines: Desert-rap, Israel-rap, the 7 seas hiphop and Godmoderap

You: Amen bro, He was so young when he made the first rap with the guys that gave him gold, bronze and crazy gangsta shit. And the remix from the sheep dude

You: good memories

Stranger: Yeah the sheep remix was the shit at that time! but then came some weak snitches and the whole Rap empire of JC was destroyed. Man i hate those haters!

You: Yeah those jerks that could not make theyir own rap. But I have to take care off some nigga shit so if you one day are in the nigga shit in new york ask for me. I am Moses :) Can i get your name so i can recognize you?

Stranger: Sure man, iam Saint John the Rapapostle! Iam from Germany. I invite you to my hardcore hood!

You: Thanks man one day i gonna come with a message from my boss GOD so see you later alligator, Peace Out!!!

Stranger: Keep it real son! See ya, have a nice life!

You: Bye!

You have disconnected.

 

 

Huff, dårlig engelsk, men måtte dra inn litt Torsdag kveld fra Nydalen og JC :)

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Jeg har funnet ut at jeg kan enkelt finne ut om en person er African-American og som regel dems alder.

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey i am a 18 m

You: Are you cutted?

Stranger: of course lolz

You: Omg

Stranger: long brown hair blue dark eyes

You: My boyfriend had foreskin.

You: He was my third one.

You: He was so good.

Stranger: r u wet

You: He had lightbrown and blue eyes.

You: I can get wet!.

Stranger: wanna

You: Are you a negro?

Stranger: r u?

You: Nope.

Stranger: do u want one

Stranger: i am 9 inches

You: I don't care! Hehe! But I want to try one.

You: Oh

You: Nice.

You: I'm 6 inches.

Stranger: wwtf

You: What?

Stranger: wat the fuck

You: Huh?

You: What's wrong boy?

Stranger: u said u where 6 inches

You: Yeah I am.

Stranger: are u a shmale

You: Yeah.

You: But mostly I'm a boy.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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