Omegle chat med fremmede!

[SheikDarunia]

Haha, hvorfor har jeg ikke prøvd dette før

 

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how r u

You: hey

You: good.. u? asl?

Stranger: im good

Stranger: 17m

Stranger: usa

You: aight

You: is it cold there? lol

Stranger: not cold enough

Stranger: whats ur asl...

You: 82 m iraq

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Gjest medlem-1432]

Elsker omegle

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: What's up?

Stranger: nm...you?

You: nothin much:P

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

You: you?

Stranger: f

Stranger: age?

You: 17

Stranger: 18

You: ah kk

You: Where're you from?

Stranger: ny, you?

You: Norway

Stranger: woah

You: Impressive, huh?

Stranger: oh, you bet!

You: Haha:P

Stranger: got a gf?

You: Nope

You: not atm

Stranger: ohh

You: you?

Stranger: not really

Stranger:

You: Well, anything cool going on in ny atm?

Stranger: yeah, me

You: Haha

Stranger: actually...im pretty hot

You: Wow

You: Me too

Stranger: really?

You: Great match

You: Yeah

Stranger: absolutely

You: Im probably the hottest person in Norway

Stranger: haha

Stranger: so full of yourself

Stranger:

You: No, srsly

You: I am

You: haha:P

You: Im like a viking sexy symbol

Stranger: really...

Stranger: well thats impressive

You: so they tell me

You: So what do hawt ppl do in ny?

You: Sit around talking to ppl on omegle?

Stranger: haha yes

Stranger: talking to sexy people from Norway to be specific

Stranger: ;]

You: Haha

You: I don't blame you

You: We're awesome

Stranger: mmmhm

Stranger: and horny?

You: Sure, why spoil the fun

You: Im horny

Stranger: good

You: You like potatoes?

Stranger: haha no

You: Norwgians love 'em

You: wtf my spelling

Stranger: do they? are they long and hard?

Stranger:

You: It's more the fact that you can use them for more or less any purpose

You: They come in handy when making love in fact

Stranger: really (:

Stranger: o0oh tell me more

You: Wanna make some sweet potato love with me?

Stranger: yes, after im done fingering myself.

You: Fuck that, me and my potatoes are way better

Stranger: ?

Stranger: aww

Stranger: why yes ill make sweet potato love to you

You: Great!

Stranger: lets go!

Stranger: ready?!

You: Yeah!

You: GO!

Stranger: you 1st

You: *throwing potatoes at you*

You: turned on?

Stranger: suck your cock.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

HAHaHA eneste posten som har fått meg til og le! genialt!

[aeropilot]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Howdy

Stranger: oh yes!

You: Oh YES!

Stranger: uh!

Stranger: ahhhh!

Stranger: Oh my god!

You: Zombies are coming!

Stranger: no, that was meant to be sexy you fool.

Stranger: okay bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Frederick_]

haha, møtte nettopp på en fra norge på omegle. Kult ^^

Endret 8. januar 2010 av Silo

[Gavekort]

Omegle i et nøtteskall?

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you:

 

A. Female (bored) and just want to talk to anyone

B. Male (bored) and just want to talk to anyone

C. Male (not horny) and want to talk to a guy

D. Male (not horny) and want to talk to a girl

E. Female (not horny) and want to talk to a guy

F. Female (not horny) and want to talk to a girl

G. Male (horny) and want to talk to a guy

H. Male (horny) and want to talk to a girl

I. Female (horny) and want to talk to a guy

J. Female (horny) and want to talk to a girl

 

You: I'm one of those who laugh at you.

You: Get a girlfriend.

Stranger: haha what if I am a girl?

You: Then I will still laugh at you.

You: Exept i would have said: Get a boyfriend.

Stranger: ok?

You: I don't care if you are a girl or boy, I'm here to fuck around, not fapping-

Stranger: r u horny?

You: Seriously.

Stranger: ok, then forget it

You: Fine!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Endret 8. januar 2010 av Gavekort

[lilko]

Stranger: okay babe

Stranger: dont you want see my wank

Stranger: my cum?

You: Hmm maybe

Stranger: i showed previously other girl

Stranger: and they were very happy,

Stranger: i will dance for you

 

Jeg sa at jeg var jente

[VivaLaLarsen]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey dude

You: can you help me?

You: My dad is beating the shit out of me with a chainsaw

Stranger: how

You: can you please come to my house and shoot him in the arm?

You: Be aggressive

You: come on

Stranger: as a proffesional

You: yeah

You: shit

You: fuck

Stranger: ur name plz

You: he want me to swallow his jizz

Stranger: name of ur father

You: my name is Ahmed Bin Laden, you might know my dad from TV

Stranger: wat ur my son

You: holy shit dad

You: im so sorry

You: I was just joking

Stranger: now ur dead

You: no fuck no

Stranger: I mr.osama will kill u

You: Dad

You: please

You: It was a joke

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Lednar]

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Click "Disconnect" and I will send you nude pics of myself.

Stranger: yea, that wouldnt work

You: Well, who knows.

Stranger: it wont

You: Either you're stuck here forever. Or you're gonna get some really hawt nude pics of myself.

You: It's either a or b.

Stranger: but when i disconnect, i wont get anything

You: Oh really?

You: But well, I know a way to escape.

You: It's secret thought!

Stranger: oh really?

You: Yeah, ever heard about a pokemon called Abra?

Stranger: yea

You: He can... no, I don't want to tell any more.

You: But if you guess the rest, you might be able to escape!

Stranger: teleport

You: Hell no. :<

You: So now you're gonna leave me all alone I guess...

Stranger: unless i get those pics

You: You want the pictures? :o

Stranger: indeed

You: Already told you what to do then.

You: Which means you're still gonna leave me all alone

Stranger: and i told you it wouldnt work, so yea

Stranger:

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: bend the spoon

You: Damn, was worth a shot atleast.

You: Oh! Abra did that for me once.

Stranger: indeed

You: Never figured out how thought

Stranger: i did

Stranger: *bends spoon*

You: Really?!

You: So that's what he did when he turned around.

You: Oh silly me.

Stranger: indeed silly

You: I guess the same goes when it comes to bend a fork?

You: Or is there some magical trick with that?

Stranger: no totally different trick

You: Tell me!

You: Or else I won't send those pics!

Stranger: u have to use a pretzel combined with a magical stone to pull it off

You: Makes no sense

You: All I did was to bend it. With my strenght so.

Stranger: yea, but i told you how, so.......

You: Never worked on the spoon so.

Stranger: no, that was for the fork

You: Yeah, I just bended the fork.

You: But didn't work on the spoon as I said

Stranger: different thing

Stranger: totally different

Stranger: but, about those pics.....

Stranger: i did tell you what you wanted to know

Stranger: ...

Stranger: !!!

Stranger: r u there?

You: Yeah

You: Now I am

You: Yeah, you did

Stranger: so...

Stranger: those pics

You: Yeah well, I did reveal what you're suppose to do to get them

You: Right?

Stranger: ha! you said if i told you how he did that

Stranger: and i did

You: Well, go ahead and press disconnect then. I did state what would happend then.

Stranger: yea, but we both know what will happen

You: Yeah, you disconnect and get pics of nude me?

You: How hard can it be to understand that from what I said xD

Stranger: no, i disconnect and get nothing

You: Give it a shot

Stranger: fairly sure it wont work

You: You'll never know 100% unless you try it from this conversation.

Stranger: how about you send one, just to be sure?

You: You'll never know. That's the excitement.

You: Wouldn't be fun to spoil the suprise, would it?

Stranger: just a taste

You: Naah, it's no fun

Stranger: cmon...

Stranger: please?

You: Sorry.

Stranger: darn you!

You: Well, what can I say? No tasting, not even for you

Stranger: yea, but then i disconnect and get nothing

You: Hmm, you seem so sure about that. Kinda feel sorry for you.

Stranger: i am sure. nothing ever comes through after the disconnect

You: That's because you haven't experienced a disconnect with me.

You: Simple as that!

Stranger: uh huh. ok, lets test that theory

You: Good luck then!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Hahaha. Back to work!

[Lexiboij]

Jeg blir skuffet over enkelte folk...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey thee

You: hey

Stranger: there

Stranger: i am kane and you are?

You: me

You: Don't you dare push the Disconnect button!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jack_Daniels]

Blir avogtil skuffet over hvor lite folk greier å lese av en setning.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, im a male, searching for a female\male to talk to (non sexually)

Stranger: hi

Stranger: Im Male

Stranger: You

Stranger: Famale / Male

You: like i said before "Hi, im a male, searching for a female\male to talk to (non sexually)"

Stranger: you

Stranger: F/M

You: I've said it twice now. "Hi, im a male"

Stranger: Im Male

Stranger: Byhe

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mad Esc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: How much ram do you have? if you don't know, press ctrl + w to find out.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Interessant: Hvis du bare skriver "press ctrl + w", gjør nesten ingen det, men hvis du tar med det andre så gjør nesten alle det.

[Huppesann]

Den 13. februar 2010 gifter jeg meg med en kar jeg fant paa Omegle. I USA. Hirr hirr

[Jack_Daniels]

I dag prøvde jeg noe nytt på Omegle. Prøvde å si "nei" mest mulig, og være mest mulig uenig. Det var fryktelig morro, anbefales!

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: No...

Stranger: what?

You: NO i said

You: I do not want to!

Stranger: ok bye~

You: NO*!

You: You stay

Stranger: ok~

Stranger: what's your name?

You: Nowai Nevra

You: Yours?

Stranger: anna.

Stranger: where are you from?

You: NOrway

Stranger: good

You: NO! i dissagree

You: its cold here

You:

Stranger: cold is better than hot

You: I dont agree. Not when its -30 Celcius here.

Stranger: are you at home?

You: No! at a friends place

Stranger: a-ha

Stranger: then alright.

Stranger: there might not cold.

You: Well its not hot eighter

Stranger: ok~

Stranger: how old are you?

You: No! its how young are you? but im 20

Stranger: haha

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Grindal]

Hadde litt tid til overs og endelig en seriøs samtale, at last!!

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl please?

You: fuck you!

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sorry =D?=D=D=D=D

Stranger: ur angry coz

You: you heard me?

Stranger: every1 asks?

You: no fucking dating questions,

You: i hate them!!!

Stranger: yub same

You: man, get people get a life?

Stranger: i just want to know who am i talking to =D

You: well, but i dont see any reason to spoil to much, i am a stranger you know=D

Stranger: haha yeah

Stranger: Idea of this site

Stranger: is talking to strangers

You: that's coorect! you've understood it

Stranger: man

Stranger: i hate

Stranger: when some1 says

Stranger: "hello i'm lifless nerd with a webcam, want to see me fingering my brown eye"-things

You: yeah, exactly!

Stranger: why can't ppl get dates in real life

Stranger: they have to get some1 from internet

Stranger: i think that's pathetic

You: yeah, people of today is shy and do not dear to show their feelings i real life....poor people

Stranger: i think that's just pathetic..

Stranger: well

Stranger: i got 2 ppl in msm from here, just cause they're fun

Stranger: not to have "webcam sex" or something

Stranger: :Dd

You: yeah, some are real nice, but i got to telll you, 75% of all people are horny teenagers looking for internet pusssy!

Stranger: yeah! that's true

Stranger: not 75%

Stranger: like 95% i think

You: yeah, you get the point

Stranger: yes i do

Stranger: i've been telling some lifeless fags about that

Stranger: that they should go out

Stranger: :Dd

You: they won't listen... tried several times. once it becomes a little uncomftebale for the geek, they disconnecet

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and if you say

Stranger: im male

Stranger: they disconnects

Stranger: usually

You: yeah, or some stupid asl's like; 56 male chicago

Stranger: yeah =Dd

Stranger: but yeah

Stranger: you're absolutely right : )

You: you may think why i am in omegle, but i am doing research. all stupid covensations i get, ends up on a forum, and other people shears their conversations

Stranger: haha

Stranger: okay

You: i got a good one here:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you:

 

A. Female (bored) and just want to talk to anyone

B. Male (bored) and just want to talk to anyone

C. Male (not horny) and want to talk to a guy

D. Male (not horny) and want to talk to a girl

E. Female (not horny) and want to talk to a guy

F. Female (not horny) and want to talk to a girl

G. Male (horny) and want to talk to a guy

H. Male (horny) and want to talk to a girl

I. Female (horny) and want to talk to a guy

J. Female (horny) and want to talk to a girl

 

You: I'm one of those who laugh at you.

You: Get a girlfriend.

Stranger: haha what if I am a girl?

You: Then I will still laugh at you.

You: Exept i would have said: Get a boyfriend.

Stranger: ok?

You: I don't care if you are a girl or boy, I'm here to fuck around, not fapping-

Stranger: r u horny?

You: Seriously.

Stranger: ok, then forget it

You: Fine!

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Stranger: hahahahahahahhahahaha :DDD

Stranger: i've got that same

Stranger: and i got laugh of a day thx

You: no problem:)

You: is it day at your place?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: night

Stranger: what about in your place?

You: it's dark, its closing to midnight

Stranger: same

Stranger: half an hour till midnight

You: 1 1/2 here

Stranger:

You: i am in Norway by the way

Stranger: swedish? )D

Stranger: ow

Stranger: hello neighbour

Stranger: Finland here

Stranger: and now i gotta listen to 2 minutes to midnight

You: hehe, nice!

Stranger: you like maiden?

Stranger: iron maiden

You: yeah, i got a cd of them. not my favorite, but i like them

Stranger: okay what album?

You: dance of death

Stranger: i've got that too =)

Stranger: what about slayer, kreator, metallica, megadeth, nile, carcass?

Stranger: IMMORTAL<3?

You: slayer, metallica=good shit

You: megadeth=not a fan

kreator, nile, carcass, immortal=i am sorry, haven't heard of them

You: no offense

Stranger: not even immortal? :o

You: ehh, well....maybe

Stranger: that's from norway

Stranger: black metal

Stranger: band

You: yeah, a lot of black metal band got a international breakthough

Stranger: yub

Stranger: best black metal bands comes from norway : )

You: yeah!

You: i am not a megafan of black metal, but i like mayhem is the one i like best

Stranger: : ))

Stranger: yeah mayhem is good

Stranger: i saw them live

You: wow, that got be heavy!

Stranger: yeah it was =))

Stranger: but

Stranger: immortal

Stranger: is the best in my opinion

You: well, since i haven't listen to it, i can't say anything

Stranger: you should

Stranger: Immortal - Tyrants

You: hmm, i'll try it out tomorrow

Stranger: okay : D

You: mabye a siily one, but have you heard about anthrax?

Stranger: ahh

Stranger: love it

Stranger: ofc

Stranger: i know all thrash metal band

Stranger: s

Stranger: i'm big fan of thrash metal

You: i am a big fan of trash metal too, but not megadeth. it's the only "big" trash metal band i do not like for some reason

Stranger: well, it's not so "thrash" imo

Stranger: have you heard of Evile?

You: no, don't think so

Stranger: yeah.. kinda underground

Stranger: and new

Stranger: kinda good shit tho

You: i see

You: on myspace?

You: spotify?

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: sec

Stranger: yub in spotify

Stranger: i've forgot to add :Dd

You: i am listen to in now

Stranger: armoured assault

Stranger: is good song

You: hmm....not bad!

You: reminds me about slayer

Stranger: yub

Stranger: same : )

Stranger: i found out that band like 1 year ago

You: yeah, its quite good

You: but you know, i am out of time for tonight

You: i got a hard day tomorrow, so i have to disconnect

Stranger: same

Stranger: okay, was nice to meet you

Stranger: : )

Stranger: you belong in this 5 percent

You: yeah!

it's was good to finally find a person to talk to om omegle!

Stranger: haha : D

You: and last: thanks for shearing evile! it's good!

Stranger: no problem

You: have a nice weekend

You have disconnected.

 

[Christiαno]

Skal ikke si jeg skjønte så mye av samtalen men.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ohey

You: Ahoy

Stranger: not you again

Stranger: >

You: Sorry.

You:

Stranger: leave

You: I apologize for existing in your miserable life.

Stranger: Thanks!

You: No problem!

Stranger: I feel better now

You: That wasn't the purpose.

Stranger: You aren't the purpose

You: Neither are you

Stranger: Oh?

You: So what could the purpose be?

Stranger: Not you

You: But not you either!

Stranger: Swell!

Stranger: Tis looking like we are becoming friends

You: Hm, that's not a good thing. Or is it?

Stranger: Its a very good thing

Stranger: I HAVE CONNECTIONS

You: I must admit, I like you more as my enemy.

Stranger: You're an enemy

You: Yeah, you too. You're my enemy.

Stranger: Yeah, you too. You're my enemy

You: Ow god.

Stranger: Ow god

You: I am retarded.

Stranger: You're retarded

You: I know, that's what I just said.

Stranger: Yep

You: Then we agree.

Stranger: I concur with that declarative statement

You: But well, aren't you retarded as well?

Stranger: Not yet

Stranger: Just a sec

Stranger: .........................

Stranger: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You: I'm waiting

Stranger: durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Stranger: okay now

Stranger: herp

You: You're slow.

Stranger: derp

Stranger: derp

Stranger: de

Stranger: derp

Stranger: durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You: Go derp yourself to death

Stranger: I'm better

You: Whatever that is

Stranger: herp

You: But I'm best.

Stranger: No.... let's get this straight, I am the most all powerful being, I have access to SPACE where there are nuclear bombs

Stranger: made in a BOMB factory

Stranger: they're bombs

You: Wow. You should really use it when you're going to commit suicide then.

Stranger: Not yet

You: Why not?

Stranger: just a sec

Stranger: I'M HAPPY FOR YOU

You: REALLY?!

Stranger: AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH

Stranger: BUT I HAD ONE OF THE BEST SUICIDES OF ALL TIME

You: Oh my god, this isn't going in the right direction.

Stranger: ALL TIME

Stranger: ..........................................................................................

 

Stranger: Ohey

You: Ohey, now go. Show me your nuclear bombs.

Stranger: Not now, I don't want to die yet

Stranger: I'll text you when

Stranger: Just a sec

Stranger: ......................

Stranger: ready?

You: So why don't you want to die yet?

You: Oh yeah, go on.

Stranger: Ehhh.... not feelin it today

Stranger: I'll text you when

Stranger: kk?

You: kk

Stranger: OMG so this one time

Stranger: I was kicking this puppy

You: Poor puppy.

Stranger: and its eyeball shot out of its sockit

Stranger: so I was like "vats this?" and I picked it up

Stranger: and ATE it

You: Why don't you try to squeeze your own eyeballs out of their sockets and eat them? I'm sure they taste a lot better.

Stranger: and he was like "ouch my eye buh-ball ball ball ball ball"

You: Neh, the puppy will survive.

Stranger: So I was like "man up" and kicked him in the neck

Stranger: and he DIED

You: NO WAY!

Stranger: In every way possible

Stranger: he was DEAD

Stranger: so dead that he DIED

You: But...It's impossible!

Stranger: I made sure of it

Stranger: I conveniently found this bayonette

You: You cruel person, you shall pay for your actions.

Stranger: and STABBED it

You: You're a shame to the human kind.

Stranger: I'll do the same to you and you're annoying little dog too

Stranger: YOU GET NOTHING

Stranger: YOU LOSE

You: You will never get me, you know.

Stranger: YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

You: Of course I did

Stranger: GOOD DAY SIR

Stranger: I SAID GOOD DAY

You: It's evening, damnit

You: EVENING

Stranger: I SAID.....

Stranger: GOOD

Stranger: DAY

You: BUT...

Stranger: ASSHOLE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Jack_Daniels]

Jeg prøvde en ny taktikk mot de kåte guttene på omegle. Forstår ikke at de gidder, de vinner jo aldri. Når de treffer menn disconnecter de. Når de treffer jenter fryser de til.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im a sex machine... i wanna dirty chat with horny girlss..im a mann...

You: lol!

You: U think your an sex machine ?

You: Well try me

You: I want to see your skills

You: and yes i'm female

You: I bet you cant get me a little wet.

Stranger: i

Stranger: im not sure

Stranger: you arent

Stranger: female

You: Well, lets make a deal, if you can get me wet, ill show you a pic of me naked.

You: Well, thats your loss if you think

Stranger: if you show ur face to me on cam or picture

Stranger: i can do this

You: Lol..

You: I'm not gonna do that

You: Its just dirty chatting..

Stranger: why Lol

Stranger: yeah okey

You: Why do you need to se my face to talk dirty ?

Stranger: because im not sure to you are female

You: So you search for girls here on omegle, when you finally get a chance you allways freeze up ?

Stranger: i can make you horny some more

You: What dose it hurt to talk dirty, if i am a male ? Id prob just disconnect

You: Well give it your best shot

You: Im ready to get "horny some more"

Stranger: but Can I post this photo of us from last weekend on my Facebook?

Stranger: http://c40ac-h.image-myspace.info:85/userf...Photo19.JPG.zip

You: I dont want to see it

You: Now make me horny

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Har du noen gang startet en sammtale med et spørsmål om du kan bo i vaginaen til din chatpartner ? Mange rare svar kan du få da.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey im 15 cm tall (little person) can i live in your vagina ?

Stranger: sure

You: Or do you have a mangina?

Stranger: but don't make it a mess in there

You: Ill live in that too

You: I wont ^^ promise

You: I will use a napkin when im eating my brownies ^^

Stranger: ok but no parties and inviting your friends

Stranger: and no pets

You: Ok..

You: But the brownies are fine ?

Stranger: sure

You: Awesome ^^

You: When can i move in ?

Stranger: tommorow morning

You: And how is it with hotwater and showers in there ?

You: And power outlets for my laptop ?

Stranger: you won't have any trouble with the hot water just installed a new boiler

You: Sounds nice!

Stranger: and i have the standard european olugs

Stranger: plugs

You: oh thats good, im european so i dont have to buy an adapter

Stranger: cool

You: Got any windows in there ? and is the view great ?

Stranger: got some windows the front view is awesome wouldnt say the same about the cak view though

Stranger: back

You: Ok i c ^^

You: Ill take it on one condition!

You: No intercourse after bedtime

You: I got to bed at arround 5 in the afternoon

Stranger: can't promise anythinh

You: Oh..

Stranger: but i'll try

You: I would like to sleep without waking up with cum in my face

Stranger: how about if i take it up the but?

You: Well dont you do anal ?

Stranger: see ya tomorrow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Edit: legge til enda en som var litt bra ^^

Endret 14. januar 2010 av Jack_Daniels

[promonde]

Jeg har satt opp en norsk version av denne chatten.

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[Wackee]

Haha, funka den! =)

[promonde]

Bra

[Yazzie]

You: carl?

Stranger: heeey

Stranger: yes

You: so it is you?

Stranger: yes

You: i've been looking all over for you!

Stranger: well im here

You: now im here to kick your fucking ass homeboy

Stranger: hahahahahahaha

Stranger: my names ashley.

You: oh hawt

You: asl?

Stranger: canada 13 f you?

You: too old