Omegle chat med fremmede!

[Nord-Skandinav]

Spesielt.... De to første tingene ble sagt samtidig, ctrl-v.

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you horny grl?

You: come on, hop up on my longboat

You: wtf

Stranger: babe

Stranger: wanna talk via msn

You: not really

Stranger: babe

Stranger: please

You: er....

You: i'm a guy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Hotel Papa]

Pokker meg vanskelig å finne noen "normale" mennesker å snakke med Tror de siste 5-6 har vært noen pedo jævler..

[Constanse]

Huff, ja! Jeg møter bare på to typer folk for tiden, enten grisene, eller kjempekjedelige mennesker som bare snakker om ingenting med sine forferdelige forkortelser. Da er det faktisk gøyere å tulle med de kåte småguttene. : /

[Hotel Papa]

Haha ja. I går møtte jeg en svensk tjej på 19 (NITTEN) år, som ikke visste hvor hun bodde i forhold til Stockholm eller Göteborg. Eneste hun visste var at hun bodde 15mil fra Stockholm, dog ikke i hvilken retning

[kris98]

Prøv å start samtalen med "I put on my robe and wizard hat". Har selv fått mange morsomme samtaler på den måten

[Nord-Skandinav]

Oh, blood ninja, the epicness=D

[Gavekort]

Haha, jeg dør av latter!

 

Anbefaler å lese denne her, der jeg raider en stein australier:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello!

Stranger: 17/mAustralia/Horny looking for female to talk dirty

You: You: ASL PL0x! ME SO HORNY! U A GIRL!??!?!?!? ((((((((((((((((((((((

You: Thats you!

You: Slimy maggot!

You: Shame on you!

You: Everybody hates ASL.

You: Yes... Even the girls.

Stranger: Yeah pretty much .. and plus i appear to you as stranger so how the fuck would you know who i am ?

You: You are... A douche.

You: And I hate you!

You: And I will still hate you in eternity

You: And you will know that

You: That somebody out there hates you!

You: Like me!

You: ASL-bastard...

Stranger: I'll know you hate me in eternity like i give a toss you presumptious fuck

You: Thats the spirit.

You: Now get a real life, with real girls.

You: Can you FEEEL the anger?

You: It's good huh?

Stranger: Again how the fuck would you know my life .. For all you know i could be your uncle that fucked by the poolside last summer remember ?

You: You write pretty slow.

Stranger: Yeah thats right because im high as fuck.

You: You're pretty lost huh?

You: No girl, no life, high as hell.

You: Dumdiduuu...

You: *lobby music*

You: ...

You: Yawn

Stranger: Ok so im high as hell we have clearly established that .. because i told you the others well you again being prone to acting like a fuckhead guessed that i suddenly have 'no girl' and 'no life'

You: Yup.

Stranger: Exactly. Now think about it you mindless twat.

You: Only a horny bastard with no life writes: ASL

You: Fact

You: Or a guy in the 1990's

You: *reads a book*

Stranger: Horny maybe again another thing you know about me . But you can guess away limpdick that i have 'no life' because of 3 simple letters A-S-L thats a lot to base fictional guess isn't it ?

You: It's pretty easy:

You: ASL = Looser

You: There is nothing more to say.

You: Even if you where hugh hefner or someone.

You: You would still be a ASL-looser.

Stranger: Now you can honestly sit there and claim that iin your experience of Omegle that you have never used the expression ASL .. Well that just shows your probably an awkward mother fucker .. see we can all play the guessing game

You: I claim that in my experience of Omegle that I have NEVER EVER used the expression ASL. Without the part where I am telling you how stupid it is.

Stranger: GTFO with your Argumenta; and conversational skills of a 10 year old downs child.

You: You come with THAT argument, and claims that my arguments are bad?

Stranger: Yes.

You: I'm shitting myself in laughter.

Stranger: Hence the downs

You: Sure.

You: Have you realised that you are a looser now+

Stranger: No i haven't and won't mainly based on the fact you suddenly brand me as a loser because i have typed three letters that are ASL

You: But I really really do brand you as a loser.

You: Because you wrote A, S and L.

You: It's quite simple.

Stranger: Well that just reflects on to your self because you can magically judge people on the letter that they type.

You: Yes I do.

You: But i'm no looser.

You: Because I don write ASL

Stranger: Wow you are a real dillustional fucker aren't you ? .. American ?

You: I'm maybe a dick, but at least I'm no looser.

You: Right?

You: You can't argue with that.

Stranger: Oh wait that would invole using the L of ASL would'nt it oh im sorry to have presumed you were a loser for answering a simple question

You: It's ok. I know i'm no looser.

You: I don't use ASL.

Stranger: Oh ok then .. so you can just sit there to convince yourself that you are not a loser for using ASL .. Why do you use this site then ?

You: To find someone who don't use ASL, and mock those who use it.

You: To prove how stupid they are.

You: And make them stop.

Stranger: Hmm .. Again that seems rather unjustified and you especially cannot sway or influence me to stop using the term

You: Nope I can't... But I can tell you how stupid it looks, and how big a looser you are.

You: And maybe you will listen to me.

You: And I will like you! And you and your koalas can come over for cake!

Stranger: As i said it won't and to quote Zack De La Rocha 'fuck you i won't do what you tell me.'

You: That doesn't make you any less a looser.

Stranger: *loser

You: Sure

You: I'm not a ausfag as you.

You: an

Stranger: Oh no of course your not because you have no location because you do not have one. so you are neither an amerifag,Japfag, frenchfag, dutchfag amirite ?

You: You're right.

You: Guess again.

Stranger: Pardon ?

You: I'm neither a amerifag, japfag, frenchfag or dutchfag... So what am I?

Stranger: Finfag ?

You: Nope

Stranger: Scotfag ?

You: Nope

Stranger: Canadafag ?

You: No

Stranger: Swefag ?

You: No

Stranger: Englishfag ?

You: Nop

Stranger: NZfag

You: What?

Stranger: New zealand

You: Oh

You: No

Stranger: Swissfag

You: Nope

You: Think boy, think!

Stranger: I'm trying ! .. Hawaiifag ?

You: Nope, I would have taken that as america.

Stranger: Yeah fair does .. Walesfag

You: Ney

Stranger: Cameroonfag

You: I don't even know where that is.

Stranger: Africa

You: Heyheyhey, lands!

Stranger: Close ?

Stranger: Haha .. Mordorfag

You: No

You: Hint: It's fucking cold outside.

Stranger: Alaskafag

You: Nope

You: Isn't that america?

You: Yes it is.

You: No

You: next pl0x

Stranger: Cold .. ehh Germanfag

You: No

You: Nein!

Stranger: Russiafag

You: Njet

Stranger: Shit nice lingo ! .. Fuck im almost out of all cold countries

Stranger: Icelandfag

You: No

Stranger: Did i say Swefag

You: Yes you did

Stranger: shit. Ireland fag

You: No

Stranger: Europefag ?

You: Hey, lands!

Stranger: Fuck dude i dunno gimme a clue

You: Clue... Humm...

You: It's up north.

You: Cold north, not cold south

Stranger: North pole ? .. Greenlandfag

You: No

You: no

Stranger: Dude i've imagined a globe spinning in my head this whole time but i gonna have to say im all out

You: Too bad.

Stranger: Cmon more clues .

You: You have weakend my patriotism.

You: We aren't a shitland that doesn't matter, though we are small.

You: Then land itself is big.

You: Bigger than normal.

Stranger: Hmm .. im trying

You: The name ends with an "Y"

Stranger: Norwayfag

You: Vikingfag!

You: Yeah!

You: Bravooo!

[Pål-Espen]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hei

You: waschera?

Stranger: what

You: wazuup?

Stranger: wascheera?

Stranger: wazuup?

You: snakker du ikke norsk?

You: habla Español?

Stranger: from?

Stranger: im turkısh

You: sprächen Sie deutsch?

Stranger: and

Stranger: i know englısh a lıttle

You: aah

Stranger: do u know englısh?

You: demek türkiye bir şey

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[digernes]

Helvette så irritert jeg ble nå! Satt å snakket med en 16 år gammel jente med super humor fra texas, så ble jeg imploda :S:S: hva faen??

[Mad Esc]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi woman

Stranger: Presupmtious little shit lol

You: watch your mouth kiddo

Stranger: or?

Stranger: gona track my ip?

Stranger: do u want my ip?

You: how could i have done that?

Stranger: well

Stranger: thats beside the point

You: im not affilated with omegle

Stranger: I know you couldnt have done that

Stranger: British aren't ya

Stranger: ?

You: no

Stranger: American?

You: thats silly of you to asume

Stranger: assume*

You: you would like that wouldnt you

You: your ass umed

Stranger: lmfao

Stranger: you sound like somebody I know...

You: really now

Stranger: really nao yer

You: but im not from england

Stranger: that means nothing. Did I say I was English?

You: yes?

Stranger: Check the Convo

Stranger: I haven't stated my nationality

You: Stranger: i am english, and also im gay lolz

You: see?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: childish lol

You: not as childish as your mom

Stranger: Is that your saved text from your last convo?

Stranger: well sonny saying things like that proves you are

You: well i like being childish

You: its the new cool

Stranger: reall?

Stranger: y?

You: sure

Stranger: from then

Stranger: whree are u from

You: norway

Stranger: where*

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Norway

Stranger: whats that like

You: heho

You: cold and snowy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gavekort]

keke

Endret 4. januar 2010 av Gavekort

[Wackee]

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: What is this site? I jus stumbled upon it!

Stranger: asl plz

Stranger: k'

You: M18 Norway

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gavekort]

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: What is this site? I jus stumbled upon it!

Stranger: asl plz

Stranger: k'

You: M18 Norway

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Hahahaha! Typisk Omegle.

[Nstin]

gavekort, din var lang, men verdt å lese:P

[Mr. Hermonella]

Begynte som flørt med så klarte jeg ikke dy meg:P

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: girl or boy

You: did it hurt?

Stranger: what hurt

You: when you fall from heaven

Stranger: ow thats the most original pick up line

You: couse you face look fucked up

Your partner have disconnected.

[Wackee]

HAHA! Har ikkje ledd så godt på ei stund

[Adminisrator]

Mange artige samtaler som dukker opp

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: crayon

You: waaat

You: is

You: daaat

Stranger: Its a crayon like thing you color with

You: a brush? a palette?

Stranger: no a crayon is wax

You: wax to put on cars?

Stranger: no you press crayon to paper and move your hand around and it makes color

You: i dont belive you

Stranger: why not

You: cause your a stranger coming with an allegation i've never heard of before

Stranger: you've never heard of a crayon

You: no, cause it dont exist

Stranger: ok go on wikipedia and search crayon and then tell me it don't exist

You: for all i know, you can be the creator of the wikipedia article

Stranger: did you see a picture

You: maybe you have an idea for a product: create a buzz on omegle, make people intressted so they search google, use google trends to see if its hot. if its hot you realese the product for real, if not you drop the whole thing and think of something else

Stranger: did you see the picture

You: No, i havent seen the article. im not falling for your stunts

Stranger: but crayola makes crayons and do you think a man in his mid thirties who owns crayola would be on omegle

You: yeah, if a man in his mid thirties owns crayon his probably on omegle too

Stranger: your hopeless i have to go take a shower bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sv3tt]

Stranger: horny girl?

You: yea

Stranger: help me jack off

You: nah, I don't like guys

Stranger: im a girl

You: no, you aren't

You: I have hacked your cam

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Wackee]

Haha, epic!

 

[Mad Esc]

En av de bedre, Wackee.