Omegle chat med fremmede!

[Nstin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi im paranoid and i need some advice

Stranger: ok

Stranger: burn your hand

Stranger: helps me out

Stranger: always

You: noo, its a relationship advice i need

Stranger: burn her pussy

Stranger: helps me out

Stranger: ALWAYS

You: is it possible to trust your gf so much that shell try to convince you that i shoudnt trust her that much? with doing something bad?

Stranger: no

Stranger: if she does so

Stranger: she is a bitch

Stranger: honestly

You: yeah, but thats not relevant is it?

Stranger: its... unecessairy

You: i trust her with other guys.

You: but i think i might trust her so much that shell do something with them to show me that she cant be trusted that much

Stranger: why would she do that?

You: i dont know. i told you im paranoid

Stranger: if you think such a thing you dont trust her,dude

You: i do trust her really

You: i just dont trust myself i guess

You: i hate being paranoid, makes it all so much harder

Stranger: i'm gay

You: i never tell her these things ofc, its not her fault im paranoid, ive always been

Stranger: you gotta talk to her

You: sometimes it gets so bad i dont trust myself. i do stupid things to show myself i cant be trusted

You: then i get angry at myself for not trusting myself when i said i did

You: yeah, ofc. let her know im a paranoid crazy man

You: that will be good for pur relationship for sure

Stranger: actually

Stranger: it is

Stranger: if she is a good person

Stranger: she will understand

You: she is

You: but, am i that good of a person? i dont think i can be trusted

You: infact, i think im all wrong now.

You: or am i?

You: rationall thoughts are hard to think sometimes

Stranger: dude, i dont know you

Stranger: it hard to tell you

Stranger: if you can be trusted

Stranger: or not

You: well i got to go now. thanks for letting me trick you so badly

Stranger: ok

You: btw

You: THE GAME

Stranger: fuck you!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: who am i?

You: take a guess

You: im not you obviously, that should narrow it down abit

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: well you are a stranger to me

You: exaclty!

You: thats all that you can know for sure

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: thats all i know

Stranger: so we can lie as much as we want

Stranger: and we wouldnt know if its true

You: now, try to get what im gonna say now, ok? its a riddle

Stranger: yaaaae

You: pussy

You: do you get it?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i suk

You: and you never will

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Endret 14. desember 2009 av Nstin

[Toast Is Pimp!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hay!

Stranger: hi, male or female?

You: Frying chicken?

Stranger: yebb

You: Oh nice

You: KFK is closed

You: im a shemale

Stranger: kentucky fryied chicken

You: Yees

You: KFC... Okay... Im parcialy blind

You: all those fats

Stranger: dude/ette your a shemale

Stranger: SUPERCOOL

 

Mer fra samme Chat:

 

You: shemale! Got both genitalias

You: and boobs

Stranger: you serios?

You: yeah! The boobs comes from the overwheight.... 600 punds / 300 kg.

Stranger: hahahahaha

You: I got cam

Stranger: ummm ok, so

You: brb,i must roll to the frigde... Got some leftover's from the pig i ran over yesterday...

You: Good shit that roadkill

Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHA, roll over to the fridge.... classic

You: yeah... the legs do not work anymore

Stranger: broken of weight?

You: they cannot reach the floor

Stranger: dude, your awesome

You: yeah yeah! So say my doctor

You: guiness record in surviving hearthattacks

Stranger: yebb, i got the guiennes record in oldness

You: i think all the strokes will kill me soon... Lost feeling in my left leg yesterday.

You: its getting black

Stranger: i lost a feeling in my nose yesterday!

Stranger: its falling off

You: oh! Did you sniff some good shit?

Stranger: no, some good pee

You: oh shit! Dunno how my urine smells...Havent seen my catar in years.

Stranger: yebb, im blind... the dog is writing this for me!

You: Catheter

You: hehe! The dog understands you well!

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: well... gotta go, the time here is 00:00

Stranger: bbbyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee

You: UK?

You: Bye! Norway here

Stranger: Iceland

You: Nice!

Stranger: indeed

You: Sigur Ros is the shit!

Stranger: well, maybe maybe not

You: Englur

You: Yeah! Fuck yeah! Sigur Ros! Havent u heard them?

Stranger: yesssi have, i have met the singer and all the band!

You: niice...

Stranger: really nice

You: Have a good fap mate! See u soon.

Stranger: hehehe, you toobye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Endret 15. desember 2009 av Toast Is Pimp!

[Gjest medlem-1432]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi!

Stranger: hi

You: how r u?

Stranger: 20 m u?

You: 23 f where u from ?

Stranger: canada u?

You: norway

Stranger: wanna have some fun?

You: okey

Stranger: got a webcam?

You: no

Stranger: aim?

You: no..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:!:

[Gjest medlem-1432]

:!:

Dette var litt gøy.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi!

Stranger: HO HO HO

Stranger: THIS IS SANTA

You: right

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS LITTLE BOY?

You: im a girl

You:

Stranger: SORRY. IT'S THE HAIRCUT

Stranger: HO HO HO

You: ho hoo-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS LITTLE GIRL?

You: what do YOU want???

Stranger: A BLOW JOB

Stranger: HO HO HO

You: good luck with that

Stranger: MRS CLAUS ISN'T DOWN WITH IT

Stranger: SO HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR?

You: why big letters

You: its anoying

You: to read

Stranger: IT IS MY JOLLY BOOMING VOICE

Stranger: HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

You: you are NOT SANTA

You: fake

Stranger: i fucking am

You: NO

Stranger: you're not getting anything for christmas

You: whatever

Stranger: and you were going to get that dildo you wanted

Stranger: not now

You: your creepy

Stranger: HO HO HO

Stranger: and it's *you're* creepy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mokko]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: female?

You: Nope.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Møtte på en kåt mannegris som lette etter kåt jentegris, og jeg spilte med en god stund. Men merkelig nok stakk han..

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny guy looking for horny girl with cam

You: Hey, m8

You: I'm a girl, and I have a cam.

You: But I don't know if I'm horny.. yet.

Stranger: oo

Stranger: what would make you horny?

You: Maybe if I saw something.. a picture.. of YOU maybe?

Stranger: okay =)

Stranger: gimme a second to find a good one =)

You: Then I'll maybe give you a small striptease on cam.

You: Allright?

Stranger: okie dokieee

You: Ok, but when I do the striptease, would you mind if were masturbating?

Stranger: nope

You: Is that ok for you?

Stranger: not at all

Stranger: yes its fine

You: Ok, nice.

Stranger: here i am =)

Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/206oadw/6

You: Ok, I'll take a look and become horny.

Stranger: awesome =)

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 19.

You: You?

Stranger: same =)

You: Nice.

Stranger: mhmm

You: Getting a bit horny now, my clothes are going off. Just give me a couple of minutes

Stranger: okay

You: Getting really horny now...

Stranger: awesome =) do you have msn?

You: Just one more thing then, before we start ... Is it ok for you if I take a break to clean my room for sperm when I've finished masturbating? And we can just continue when I've did that?

Stranger: what do you mean for sperm?

You: You know.. the white fluid which comes out of my penis.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Endret 15. desember 2009 av Mokko

[jevli]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: BLARGH

You: They took our jerbs!

Stranger: yes they did

Stranger: get them back

Stranger: fight against the oppression

Stranger: dominate your foes

Stranger: destroy the enemy

Stranger: and take back the jerbs that are rightfully yours

You: YEAH! THey took our JERBS!

You: dearka dear!!

Stranger: BZHUUU

Stranger: sooooo

Stranger: do you like flibble wopping?

Stranger: or jimmble kimbling?

You: No, but it sounds FUN

Stranger: it is

You: FUN FUN FUN!!!

Stranger: its the best thiing in the world if you like pouring petrol over your genitalia and igniting it

You: i've done that

You: i even put it on youtube

Stranger: tasty

You: you wanna see?

Stranger: yeah sure

You:

Stranger: by the way, i hope you enjoy goatse

Stranger: rick roll!!!!!

Stranger: so anyway

Stranger: u wanna suck my huge cock?

You: No, my lips are dry

You: So they'll crack

Stranger: hmm unlucky

Stranger: male or female?

You: shemale

You: how about you?

Stranger: werewolf

Stranger: i trust you like hair, and lots of it

You: I like jimmble kimbling it

Stranger: ooh yeah

Stranger: i love that too

Stranger: anywayz, i gtg and cum in my own mouth

You: Cool

You: Have phunzies

Stranger: i'm sure i will

Stranger: cyaz

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jethrotulling]

Hva tror dere sjangsen er for at denne karen faktisk er Nord-Koreaner?

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 春哥纯爷们

Stranger: 恩，使得

Stranger: 是的

You: ok

You: fine

You: chinese?

Stranger: 虾米对虾米哦

Stranger: 不对

You: good to know

Stranger: 太阳文

Stranger: 恩恩， 我也是

You: yeye

Stranger: 很黄，很暴力

You: what is china like?

Stranger: im from korea

You: close enough

You: what is korea like?

Stranger: its like hell

Stranger: u can kill anyone u want

You: not good

You: south korea?

Stranger: north

You: north korea?

You: cool

Stranger: haha... cool?

You: I thought pages like this were sensored in north korea

You: no

You: just ... interesting

Stranger: we use proxys...

You: I have never talked to anyone from north korea before

Stranger: hehe

You: really. this is very interesting. is it true everything you hear in western media about north korea?

Stranger: the media is fuked

Stranger: u cant even bring a camera into most places

Stranger: and u think the media is telling the truth

You: me?

Stranger: oh fuk

Stranger: police

Stranger: gtg

You: really?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lexiboij]

Om kisn faktisk snakket sant, synes jeg nesten synd på han.

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Stranger: horny girl?

You: yes

You: give me your name/facebook and I contact you

You: well?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: well what do you look like?

You: I am swedish, 21 year, blonde

You: 1.71 meters

You: slim

Stranger: what about your boobs?

You: D 23

You: 25*

Stranger: damn

You: It still works with titfuck

You: my last guy loved it

Stranger: thats good

Stranger: i would love it too

Stranger: so do you want my facebook?

You: yeah

You: I would love to

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=pr...mp;id=539461938

Stranger: thats the link to my profile

You: mmm, you lovely bastard

Stranger: you like me?

You: yeah

Stranger: did you add me?

You: no, trouble loggin in to Facebook

Stranger: well

Stranger: can i find you on facebook?

Stranger: so i can add you?

You: yeah

Stranger: well whats your name

[Getingar]

Stranger: hey'

You: Sun and meadows green

Stranger: ???

You: You have the code word?

You: For the you - know - what

Stranger: what are you on about?

You: Illuminati!

You: ZOG!

Stranger: WTF?

[kris98]

Runde 1

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: female?

You: I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle is this bad?

Stranger: what did you do to the bottle?

You: A cocacola bottle

You: I accidentally a coca-cola bottle and is this bad my parents will come home in 10 minutes help

Stranger: hide it

Stranger: are you a girl?

You: yes but the cocacola bottle

Stranger: just hide it

You: where?

Stranger: where ever you want

Stranger: garbage

Stranger: in your room

Stranger: in a closet

You: its full i cant throw it away

Stranger: put it in the fridge

You: no they will find it there

Stranger: put it ouside sonwere

Stranger: how old are you

You: the dog will take it

You: im 12 and what is this?

Stranger: this site?

Stranger: its a chat site

Stranger: im 15

You: cool but the cocacola bottle is accidentally and i cant find it :S

Stranger: w.e let it be

Stranger: your parents wont care

Stranger: u got a web cam?

You: yes want tosee my cocacola?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: whats your msn?

You: ******@*****.*** (MSN'en til en bekjent. Tjihi)

You: i feel bad of accidentally the bottle

Stranger: accidentally what

You: a coca cola bottle

Stranger: i added u

You: ok internet is a little slow i will add when i get invite

You: i must find bottle

You:

Stranger: sorry gtg

Stranger: bye

You:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Runde 2

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: hi

You: I accidentally a cocacola bottle is this bad?

Stranger: what?

You: a coca cola bottle

Stranger: so>'

You: is this bad?

Stranger: what did you do wrong?

You: I accidentally the whole bottle

Stranger: soo>

You: is it bad??

Stranger: no?

You: but the whole bottle i accidentally and what is this i dont even

Stranger: whats coca cola?

You: bottle

Stranger: what did you do with it

You: i accidentally the whole bottle and my parents will be home soon what do i do??

Stranger: are you drunk?

You: no but the whole bottle and what accident

Stranger: ???

You: help hurry

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 20. desember 2009 av Mr.Graves

[SkoMedHull]

Elsker omegle

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: What's up?

Stranger: nm...you?

You: nothin much:P

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

You: you?

Stranger: f

Stranger: age?

You: 17

Stranger: 18

You: ah kk

You: Where're you from?

Stranger: ny, you?

You: Norway

Stranger: woah

You: Impressive, huh?

Stranger: oh, you bet!

You: Haha:P

Stranger: got a gf?

You: Nope

You: not atm

Stranger: ohh

You: you?

Stranger: not really

Stranger:

You: Well, anything cool going on in ny atm?

Stranger: yeah, me

You: Haha

Stranger: actually...im pretty hot

You: Wow

You: Me too

Stranger: really?

You: Great match

You: Yeah

Stranger: absolutely

You: Im probably the hottest person in Norway

Stranger: haha

Stranger: so full of yourself

Stranger:

You: No, srsly

You: I am

You: haha:P

You: Im like a viking sexy symbol

Stranger: really...

Stranger: well thats impressive

You: so they tell me

You: So what do hawt ppl do in ny?

You: Sit around talking to ppl on omegle?

Stranger: haha yes

Stranger: talking to sexy people from Norway to be specific

Stranger: ;]

You: Haha

You: I don't blame you

You: We're awesome

Stranger: mmmhm

Stranger: and horny?

You: Sure, why spoil the fun

You: Im horny

Stranger: good

You: You like potatoes?

Stranger: haha no

You: Norwgians love 'em

You: wtf my spelling

Stranger: do they? are they long and hard?

Stranger:

You: It's more the fact that you can use them for more or less any purpose

You: They come in handy when making love in fact

Stranger: really (:

Stranger: o0oh tell me more

You: Wanna make some sweet potato love with me?

Stranger: yes, after im done fingering myself.

You: Fuck that, me and my potatoes are way better

Stranger: ?

Stranger: aww

Stranger: why yes ill make sweet potato love to you

You: Great!

Stranger: lets go!

Stranger: ready?!

You: Yeah!

You: GO!

Stranger: you 1st

You: *throwing potatoes at you*

You: turned on?

Stranger: suck your cock.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Der Kommissar]

Om kisn faktisk snakket sant, synes jeg nesten synd på han.

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Stranger: horny girl?

You: yes

You: give me your name/facebook and I contact you

You: well?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: well what do you look like?

You: I am swedish, 21 year, blonde

You: 1.71 meters

You: slim

Stranger: what about your boobs?

You: D 23

You: 25*

Stranger: damn

You: It still works with titfuck

You: my last guy loved it

Stranger: thats good

Stranger: i would love it too

Stranger: so do you want my facebook?

You: yeah

You: I would love to

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=pr...mp;id=539461938

Stranger: thats the link to my profile

You: mmm, you lovely bastard

Stranger: you like me?

You: yeah

Stranger: did you add me?

You: no, trouble loggin in to Facebook

Stranger: well

Stranger: can i find you on facebook?

Stranger: so i can add you?

You: yeah

Stranger: well whats your name

 

Fyren gikk på limpinnen av en "anorektisk jente med implantater"?

[henbruas]

Skremmende mange som vet om The Game (haha, du tapte (og jeg også )).

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: The game!

Stranger: I LOST THE GAME

Stranger: FML.

Stranger: fuck you

You: Pfft.

Stranger: i was winning there

You: Like it matters, anyway.

You: I mean. It's just a game.

Stranger: IT DOES TO ME

Stranger: I HATE LIFE

Stranger: I WANT TO DIE

You: Yeah, I heard The Game can do that to you.

Stranger: I'M GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF GOODBYE AND I HOPE YOUR LIFE IS SHIT,

You: But you know what. The best medicine for that is to tell everyone else about The Game too!

You: They will be forever grateful.

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: shutup.

Stranger: GOOD BYE FUCK OFF.

[-Jungeldyret]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

You: Merry christmas!

Stranger: im moeslem

Stranger: sorry

[Getingar]

Muslimjävlar

Inte ens julmust dricker de.

[saluttknall]

Hadde denne nå nettopp:

 

You: Hey! I'm Bruce, I am! You may call me Bruceyboy, though, cause so do all my fellas!

Stranger: Sweet Bruce boy

You: Nah, I'm not very sweet. My mommy tells me that I'm adorable, but Fred says I'm the epedemy of ugly

You: But I can't really trust neither, as my mommy loves me, and Fred hates me

You: I suppose I'm something inbetween, huh?

You: Hello? You became quite scilent over there

You: I hain't upset you, have I?

You: If I have, please tell me, and I will appologize! People tend to think that I'm a little intimedating, you know, but that's just the way I am.

You: Hello?

You: Tell me what I've done wrong, fella!

You: I'll fix whatever it is if I can, you know

You: I'm a good boy, you see

You: Mommy always tells me so!

Stranger: wow

Stranger: Are you making all this up?

Stranger: Haha

You: What do you mean, fella?

You: Mommy always says I've got a great immagination, and I think it's true.

Stranger: Ohhh

Stranger: Okayy

Stranger: So what did you get for christmas Brucie?

You: There was this one time, when I was reading a book, and afterwords I tried to dig a hole to Hell, but mommy said that I was sure to go to heaven, because

I'm such a sweet boy, and then I stopped it

You: I got myself a lunch box!

You: With drawings of all my favorite cartoon characters on it!

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: How old are you bruce?

You: And on the front of it, mommy has typed: "Good appetite, Bruce"

You: 16

Stranger: really??

You: That's actually right, it is! I turned 16 in the summer!

You: Boy did I get quite the coolest gift ever!

You: I got these Cartoon-character trowsers which flashed colours when I moved!

You: And shoes in the same style!

Stranger: Sweet

Stranger: Uhm..

Stranger: Arnt you interested in girls, cars, partying?

You: So, what did you get for Christmas?

Stranger: A cameraaa

You: Well, yeah!

You: There's this really cute girl at school, named Roxy. Something tells me she don't like me very much, though

You: She thinks I'm sort of immature and strange, and maybe I am. But I can't do anything about liking cartoon characters!

You: That's just what I'm in to, if you know what I mean

You: She hangs out with Fred and his gang, though, and they're rather mean-spirited, if you know what I mean

Stranger: Awh :/

You: There was this one time, when Fred stole my trousers and let them on fire

You: I didn't like that very much. They were rather expensive, and I was of course punnished when I got home

You: I said I'd lost them. I couldn't tell the truth, or they would think it was miserable at school, which it isn't

Stranger: Well it wasnt your fault was it

Stranger: ohh.

You: Oh my gosh, I've talked about myself all this time! You must be dead bored, tell me something that interests you, fella!

Stranger: Naa Im okay

You: Really? Don't you think it's rather selfish of me just talking about myself all the time?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Han holdt overraskende lenge.

[Zetheus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm looking for a gay

You: sorry, you're on the wrong end of things

You: i got boobs

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Selv om jeg er mann, kunne jeg ikke la være...

[MB2]

Skremmende mange som vet om The Game (haha, du tapte (og jeg også )).

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: The game!

Stranger: I LOST THE GAME

Stranger: FML.

Stranger: fuck you

You: Pfft.

Stranger: i was winning there

You: Like it matters, anyway.

You: I mean. It's just a game.

Stranger: IT DOES TO ME

Stranger: I HATE LIFE

Stranger: I WANT TO DIE

You: Yeah, I heard The Game can do that to you.

Stranger: I'M GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF GOODBYE AND I HOPE YOUR LIFE IS SHIT,

You: But you know what. The best medicine for that is to tell everyone else about The Game too!

You: They will be forever grateful.

Stranger: i hate you

Stranger: shutup.

Stranger: GOOD BYE FUCK OFF.

 

 

Hva er "The Game"?

[Getingar]

Noe dritt som 4chan oppfant.

[Wohooo]

Opplysningene om meg er bare piss, viss noen lurte...

Stranger: hi

You: Hello

You: tell me one good reason for not leaving this conversation

Stranger: im pretty awesome

Stranger: and pretty

You: thats good enough for me

Stranger: excellent

You: are you male or female?

You: im female

Stranger: male

Stranger: where u from?

You: norway

You: you?

Stranger: scotland

You: ok

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 24, u?

You: 16

Stranger: cool

You: "knock, knock"

Stranger: ive got a doorbell but whos there?

You: disco

Stranger: disco who?

You: disconnect

You have disconnected.