Omegle chat med fremmede!

[H3N]

Har prøvd å finne litt diplomatisk "middle ground" uten stort hell

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: both *_*

You: but leaning toward female

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: hi!

You: I'm a mix between male and female

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HalogenpæreUtenLys]

Ga tjenesten en test. Par første forsøkene endte i "Hi" og "How are you". Den neste var litt mer spennende, og endte slik. Samtalen gikk raskt unna og startet spesielt.

 

 

Stranger: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Oh, thx!

You: Can you bring me some water?

You:

I'm thirsty

Stranger: Hold on

Stranger: There's a little bit you'll have to do yourself

You: ok.. ?

Stranger: I made sure there is water out of the tap in your bathroom. Your destination lies there

You: interesting

Stranger: it is

Stranger: So how are you doing?

You: No tap water

You: i dont know

You: Cries out for water and Jesus

Stranger: What? Impossible!

Stranger: Oh damn you satan!

You: hehe

Stranger: You see, whenever I try to make a person happy, satan intervenes

You: Doing a good job. But I miss the still water

Stranger: I am trieng but..

Stranger: Damn, I'm going to play a match of chess against satan to see if you can have water

Stranger: wish me good luck

You: Ok, GOOOOD (God) luck, God

Stranger: Oh damn, he sucks

You: oh?

Stranger: I already got his queen

Stranger: now it's a piece of cake

Stranger: give me a few more minutes and justice shall be with us! and tapwater

You: Already? You playing fast

Stranger: He is damn shit.

Stranger: Ofcourse, I wouldnt want you to wait for 50 minutes to get some water

Stranger: You might dehydrate!

Stranger: he now has 4 pions, one tower, 2 knights and his king

You: I'll wait. God's water has his blessing

You: (Sorry bad english,)

Stranger: I will make sure it's the best water you'll ever drink

You: Thanks, agian

Stranger: No problem, god also doesn't master english 100%

You:

Stranger: Where are you from anyway? I can't sense it, i must have full focus to win this match for you water

You: I understand. I'm from the mountains of Norway.

Stranger: There you go, there should be more then enough water comming trough your tap now!

You: Do you see me now?

Stranger: only at the cost of 1 knight and 3 pions.

Stranger: Yes, and I am waiting for you to go to the tap

You: The mountains are water soluble

You: Gandalf took them, God

Stranger: Oh well.

Stranger: As long sauron doesn't take them

You: Stranger: only at the cost of 1 knight and 3 pions.

Me: Desverre, jeg har bare ringen.

You:

Unfortunately, I only have the ring.

You: Sorry

Stranger: Give it to me

Stranger: I've got 2...

You: rings ??

Stranger: 2 rings yes

Stranger: I stole them from dwarves

Stranger: ehh got them from dwarves

Stranger: they gave them to me

You: sure?

You: I was certain that Gollum was the only one to own these ..

Stranger: Oh no, he only has one of them

Stranger: The most important though..

Stranger: but he wont let me get close to it

Stranger: And if god cant reach it, who can?

You: You ask difficult. Do you see the volcano in the mountains?

Stranger: Ah yes, there it is

You:

Stranger: Big volcano

You: I never thought that I had stronger powers than God ..

Stranger: You must be my father! only he is stronger

You: My feelings indicate that you are a relative of Grandfather

Stranger: Nice indication, very true

You: Together we are stronger than the FBI and CSI

Stranger: way stronger

Stranger: nobody can stop us!

You: Only one

Stranger: Who?

You: he: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hvBsDbuV_Ng/RtBT...s320/bigmac.jpg

Stranger: Oh my god no!

Stranger: How strong is his creator :|? http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content...aldmcdonald.jpg

You: I smell ...

Stranger: :/

You: Strong in the cold (mountain), weak in the heat - a burger served

Stranger: I feel like eating burger now

You:

Stranger: wait ill make one for myself, since im god i can do this

Stranger: Can you play any instrument?

You: Oh yes .. Violin and fiddle, Norwegian mountain tradition

You: Seriously. In particular, call this ..

search

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Ah right

Stranger: Very nice

You: Very specialized. From God, Lord of the rings and burgers

Stranger: Lord of the Godburgers

You:

Stranger: What music do you like?

You: Lord of the Godburgers

Slogan: The divine burgers

You: RnB, House, 80, 70s disco

You: and you?

Stranger:

this music?

Stranger: I listen to Metal, Classical, House and some RnB

You: you have Spotify?

Stranger: Spotify :S?

You: From Wiki:

Spotify is a proprietary peer-to-peer[1] music streaming service that allows instant listening to specific tracks or albums with almost no buffering delay.[2][3] Music can be browsed by artists, albums or created playlists as well as by direct searches. Although, due to the system's DRM, it is not possible to save the streamed music for use outside the application; a link is provided to allow the listener to directly purchase the material via partner retailers.[4] The program/service in its free version is only available in parts of western Europe during the ongoing beta programme although the subscription model should be available in almost all countries.

Stranger: Wow, sounds great

Stranger: is it free?

You: You need a Invite

You: I'll find one for you

Stranger: sounds great !

Stranger: Hey 1 minute, toilet calls me

You:

Try to google it yourself, items "Spotify invite"

You: Try:; http://www.htmlblock.co.uk/anonymous_web_b...cnRlZC8_/3D/b5/

Stranger: why via proxy?

You: try it

You: a way to get around the system

Stranger: you cant invite me?

You: no

Stranger: seems cool

Stranger: working on it

You: Where are you from, Canada?

Stranger: holland

Stranger: it doestn work

Stranger: cant get any way to use it

You: Try This: Enter "spotify.com" here: http://www.htmlblock.co.uk/anonymous_web_browser/

You: and click "Free"

You: ... on Spotify.com site

Stranger: ok

Stranger: and thats it?

You: yes (

Fill out the registration with the username and the rest)

Stranger: i need a valid postal code

You: google UK postcode

Stranger: i got one

Stranger: took it from my favourite shop

You: hehe

Stranger: yay thanks!

Stranger: i lvoe this programm already, lol

You: hehe

You: Me too

Stranger: o my god this is great! I LOVE YOU! Rofl

Stranger: lol, wait

You: What do I do not for God

Stranger: Damn there is a problem with my soundcard

Stranger: oh now it does work

Stranger: rofl

Stranger: great

Stranger: i love you!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Seriously, thanks

 

[Nord-Skandinav]

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

Stranger: Hey

You: hi

You: ah

You: i tried to install fahrenheit on my machine

You: running Win7

You: doesent work=(

Stranger: Oh that's cool I just got snow leapord on my mac

You: so i thought i'd install a virtual machine with XP

Stranger: Xp blows vista is awesome

You: but the GFX it emulates dont support DirectX at all

You: vista is horriffic

You: Win7 is awesome

Stranger: Oh that sucks so no DVDs or cds

You: doesent matter

You: no DirectX on windows virtual pc

Stranger: Oh just get a mac

You: er....

Stranger: Windows blows

You: that will surely help me play games....

Stranger: Yeah it's got

Stranger: One hell of a graphics card

You: i do too

Stranger: Whatever did you upgrade the ram?

You: what?

Stranger: How much RAM do you have

You: 4GB

You: but what does that matter?

Stranger: 8gb it matters because RAM kicks ass

You: only if you use it

You: i run PS CS4 and a virtual machine with 1GB of ram. No HW lag

Stranger: Good talking to you finally someone that's techy gotta go

You: fucking technologically impaired duck

 

Endret 7. september 2009 av Oppslagsverk

[Ferchie]

 

 

You: Good day to you. I am Dr. Doogie House. We here at Sacred Heart Hospital are giving away free medical advice to all Omegle users. How may I be of Assistance?

Stranger: Um, well

Stranger: You see, i've been itching

Stranger: like

You: I see.

Stranger: down there

You: mhm.

Stranger: xD

You: Exactly where is this itch?

Stranger: On the insides of my thighs

You: Mhm.

You: Do you have any rash?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Reddish

You: Did you get this before or after you scratched it?

Stranger: Before

You: Mhm i see.

You: This may be a severe case of THE GAME.

Stranger: T_T

Stranger: I lost

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

faktisk utrolig hvor mange som vet om dette nå

[Thend]

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Stranger: Hello.

You: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

Stranger: And what may that be, sir?

You: I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Stranger: And?

You: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Stranger: No, no, it's resting.

You: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Stranger: No, no. It's not dead. It's resting.

You: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! "'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you

show..."

Stranger: Remarkable bird, the nNorweigan blue. Beautiful plumage, innit?

You: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

Stranger: He moved.

You: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!

Stranger: No, no, it's stunned.

You: STUNNED?!?

You: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour

ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Stranger: It's gotta be pinin' for the fjords.

You: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

Stranger: Hte norweigan blue prefers being on its back.

You: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the

first place was that it had been NAILED there.

Stranger: beautiful bird, lovely plumage

Stranger: Of course it had been nailed there, otherwise it'd have gone up to those bars and BOOM

You: BOOM? Mate, this bird wouldn't boom if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

Stranger: It's not! It's...it's pining!

You: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e

rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the

bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Stranger: well, I'd better replace it then

You: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Stranger: sorry, we're right out of parrots.

I've got a slug.

You: Pray, does it talk?

Stranger: Not really, no.

You: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Stranger: Listen, I tell you what. Tell you what. If you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace your parrot for you.

You: Bolton, eh? Very well.

You: Haha, this was great, I love you, stranger

Stranger: Thank you, love

Stranger: Are you leaving?

You: yes, let's do the argument sketch next time

Stranger: We should. it's refreshing to find another python fan who knows more than the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

Stranger: thanks (:

You: peace

Stranger: adios

[kris98]

Konge...

[Ferchie]

 

Stranger: That failed.

Stranger: That was a duck

You: Yes.

Stranger: Nice pedobear

You: haha

You: thank you.

You: I have another one? it might make you mad thou.

Stranger: I doubt it.

You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\

|_______|_____________\__________|______|

|_______`._____________|_________|_______:

.\________|____________|_________\|_______|

_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:

__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|

___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|

____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|

______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|

_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/

_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/

______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\

_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\

_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|

____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|

____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|

____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|

____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_

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___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|

___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|

__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|

You: ...

Stranger: OH SHIT

Stranger: Why would you make me lose the game after I gacve you the answer? >:

Stranger: gave*

You: I am terribly sorry.

You: I do love you alot.

Stranger: You should be sorry. Brb suicide.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[andypandy]

You: Hi I'm Dr. Sean McNamara, how can I help you?

Stranger: well dr sean mcnamara you can suck my left testie if you want too

You: No, but would you like some ballsack strething? Even those wrinkles out?

Stranger: bahah

Stranger: o yes please

You: Or may penis enlargement suit you the best?

Stranger: the pills or the cream?

Stranger: coz the pills dont go down to well

You: We offer highly anticipated surgery to our clients.

You: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Stranger: no but i smoke a shit load of weed

Stranger: got any true facts about weed dr?

You: Well, as we have had a lot of resarch ongoing weed smoking and how the penis develops over time, our tests show that the penis will shrink after heavy abuse of these drugs. And, most of all, 9 out of 10 are losing their erection after 3 or more years of heavy use.

Stranger: yesss i can agree on that

Stranger: shit shiit thats why omg!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Toast Is Pimp!]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from ?

You: Well hello

You: Norway

Stranger: well im from italy

Stranger: m or f ?

You: Close, but no sigar

You: I have a cock

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Italienske fyren endte chatten før han greide og lese at jeg hadde kuk.

Så, jeg lurer på hvorfor han stakk. Ute etter kvinner? Eller at jeg eventuelt var tvekjønnet?

Endret 8. september 2009 av Toast Is Pimp!

[kris98]

 

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

Stranger: Hey

You: hi

Stranger: What's your name?

You: Laurie

You: u? x]

Stranger: That's a nice name :o

Stranger: I'm Simon

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: hii

You: UK

You: u?

Stranger: Me too

Stranger: Age?

You: 17

You: u??

Stranger: 18 :o

Stranger: Do you have a photo?

You: yup

You: but i win

Stranger: Win what? :o

You: THE GAME

You: :[

You have disconnected.

[Comma Chameleon]

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You: the game

Stranger: damn you made me lose it

You: moahahahahahaha

 

Blir aldri gammelt

Klikk for å se/fjerne spoilerteksten nedenfor

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Stranger: Hi,I hate miley cyrus.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 14. september 2009 av uTukt

[Cpt]

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You: [Omegle is required by law to inform that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]

You: Hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how are you?

You: very fine, very fine indeed

You: and you my friend?

Stranger: im fine

You: good, good

You: asl?

Stranger: um u first

You: Im 45 year old male from sweden, but dont let that scare you off, hehe

Stranger: are you a pedo?

You: No..

You: thats abit random question

You: wouldnt you think?

Stranger: that isnt a bit random question

Stranger: im serious

Stranger: if you are, disconnect plz

 

De fleste dc'er med en gang de får beskjeden ''[Omegle is required by law to inform that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]'' Dette er det nærmeste jeg har klart å kommet meg en ordentlig samtale.

[Ferchie]

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi!

Stranger: HEEEEEEEEEY!

You: I love omegle.

You: i can be whomever i want to be!

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: where are u from?

Stranger: its my first time tryin this

You: Hi! Im Adolf Hitler, im looking for a girl named Anne Frank. Have you seen her?

Stranger: HAHAHAHA BABY! ITS ME!

You: HI! Im Heinrich Himmler, have you seen my awesome campsite?

Stranger: not really hahaha

You: Hi! Im Jospeh Fritzl, can i interest you in my basement tour?

Stranger: Im Jiggsaw , wanna play?

You: Awesome!

Stranger: hhahahahah

You: Hi! Im Kim Il jong ping pong, wanna see my awesome country?

Stranger: Im Pele , wanna play soccer?

You: Hi! Im Kanye West, imma let you play soccer but first i gotta tell you Beyonce has the best soccer court in the world!

Stranger: Im Taylor Swift ! I wanna thank all my fans! Im not a fan of Kanye anymore :/

You: Hi! Im Stranger, wanna see my penis?

You: ....

You: I went too far didnt i?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: HAHAHAHA

You:

 

[Constanse]

Jeg ELSKER omegle! Har funnet en dritkul person som jeg har hatt en totalt randon samtale med den siste tiden. Jeg elsker de som blir med på tullet ditt og spinner det videre!

[SKAÐI]

Kjeder meg nå.. Så omgle!

 

You: HI

Stranger: YES.

Stranger: Someone possibly not boring

Stranger: Now, bow to your queen

Stranger: And entertain me.

Stranger: But bow first.

You: BUT!, I'M Just a small town girl

Stranger: Exactly why you should bow!

You: Born and raised in south Detroit

Stranger: You should be trembling in my presense.

Stranger: Good for you.

Stranger: The queen does not care.

You: A singer in a smoky room

You: ?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: The song.

Stranger: You have tricked the queen...

You: Some will win, some will lose

Stranger: Damn.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Edit: Ingen som har tatt denne leken enda

You: SIMON SAYS: Take off all ur clothes

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: I did

You: now put your bra back on!

Stranger: I have no bra. Umma gyy

You: SIMON SAYS: put on a sock!

Stranger: Naaah suck mine:)

You: Bwhahwahawaw, THE GAME, u lost it!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 29. oktober 2009 av Best0

[Nord-Skandinav]

Steike, hver gang jeg begynner på omegle, kommer det nye poster her. Er vi omegle-brukere synkronisert eller?

 

Her er jeg altså en 15 år gammel jente fra sverige som heter Angelica. Mwhahahaha

 

You: do you have a pic of yourself? i want to see!

Stranger: ya

Stranger: but how can u see...

You: maybe send me a link?

Stranger: do u have gtalk id?

You: noo

Stranger: if yes give me i'll share

You: i dont have

Stranger: gtalk id?

Stranger: email id...

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: cyber?

Stranger: u know we r trying scotch tonight.........

Stranger: badly waiting for tht

You: cyber sex

You: scotch?

You: eeeew

Stranger: vat 69

Stranger: have u tried?

Stranger: why?

You: tried cyber sex?

You: yes, i like it

You: do u?

Stranger: yups....

Stranger: u intrested...?

Stranger: do u have a link of ur pic?

Stranger: oooooooo baby i too...........

You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

Stranger: wht?

Stranger: is this

You: Please wait while we process your IP address.

Stranger: who r u?

You: Location found

Stranger: wht?

You: You can expect a visit from one of our representatives in your country shortly

Stranger: what r u talking abt

You: Having any sexual contact with a child is wrong, and you shall face the consequences.

Stranger: ...........

Stranger: sexual contact??

You: Yes, you were clearly trying to solicit a minor

You: Everything you say in this chat room from now on can be used for or against you in a court of law

Stranger: i did'nt start

Stranger: minor started..?

You: If a minor asked you to jump off a cliff, would you do so?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Liberalistiske Samebror]

Stranger: Hello

You: Hello I'am Stupid how may I serve you?

Stranger: um... how are you?

You: um....I like fungus!

Stranger: congrats!

[Mr. Hermonella]

Hadde denne fine samtalen med et fin avsluttnign:P

 

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: sap?

Stranger: talking to a stranger

Stranger: you

You: Talking to a stanger

Stranger: really you too?

Stranger: whats your stranger like?

Stranger: mine is kind of a douche

You: Mine is more like a nobrainer

Stranger: i dont even know what that is

You: Exactly

You have disconnected.

 

 

[Mr. Hermonella]

Detta var drit gøyxD

 

Her latet jeg som jeg var gud:

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

Stranger: OH HI THERE YOUNG LADY!!!! =DD

Stranger: Okay can you tell me why you left me?

You: I have never been on earth

Stranger: but you have so

You: Please just ask questions

Stranger: fuck you?

You: No thanks

Stranger: let's make this a contest

Stranger: okay

Stranger: ?

You: Noone have ever beat'ed GOD

Stranger: okay

Stranger: so the rules go as this

Stranger: whoever disconnects first loses

Stranger: ready....on....go!!!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: v

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: v

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: v

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

You: Hi, I am God. I am ready to answer all your questions!

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Hyperio]

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