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Thatssomebaadnews

Thatssomebaadnews

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Jeg prøvde The Avatar sin samtale på en fyr.. :D

 

You: Are you alone?

Stranger: ye

You: Good. It's you, me and X tonight - we've got a 15 kilo drop coming in

Stranger: you

You: This sh*t has a street value $500,000 and needs cutting by tomorrow

Stranger: good

Stranger: very nice

You: Indeed.

Stranger: how much is the market right now?

You: So you remember the plan?

You: I need to know I can trust you to handle this score.

Stranger: yeah, we cut it up and spread it to all the dealers right

Stranger: you can man

You: yeah yeah

You: good

Stranger: i dont have a back up plan to fuck you in the A and take allthe money

You: The boss wants no screw ups this time. Or little Jackie gonna wake up tomorrow without her daddy, know what I'm saying?

Stranger: good thing that i didnt call the cops then

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Videoannonse

Videoannonse
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H.Eye

H.Eye

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"Stranger: Hi

You: Hello, I've got a request that may sound strange, you ready for it? It does not involve private chatting and/or showing of genitals, you cool?

You: This is serious, you cool?

Stranger: it's ok

You: dont go AWOL on me here man

You: okay, imma just lay it down realy simple here

You: thing is ; I'm in a library in a city I cant tell you, because they're on to me

You: and I need you to do me a favour

You: I allready know who you are (I wont fuck wiht you, promise) and I need you to make me a phone call

You: If you do this, you will recieve 50 000 USD in your account by tomorrow

You: can you do this for me?

You: I am NOT fucking with you

Stranger: no thanks

You: if you will excuse me bothering you, but shits hitting the fan and I dont have alot of time

You: PLEASE

Stranger: no sorry

You: There is a conspiracy against me

Stranger: ask somebody else

You: You ever seen Minority report?

You: THEY ARE DOING THE SAME THING TO ME"

 

Ååå, jeg ville få han til å ringe min bror og si "the package will drop off at 2100 hours, TONIGHT"

 

Jeg gir meg ikke enda!

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Sameboe

Sameboe

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Altså, kan noen forklare meg hva 4chan greia er fornoe?

 

Jeg gikk inn å sjekka, det eneste jeg la merke til var det værste brukergrensesnittet og masse dårlige bilder. Whats the deal?

Greia er at /b/ er konge for de som skjønner internett humor ;)

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Laserbeam

Laserbeam

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Jeg snakka også med ei jente fra Finland, hu var 16.

Het hun Laura? Det gjor den 16 år gamle jenta fra Finland jeg snakka med.

 

Jeg spurte ikke etter navnet.

 

You: HI ASL?????!??!?!

You: ?!??!??!!?!?

Stranger: wtf?

 

LOL

 

Mange morsomme her. Har blitt "kjent" med en jente fra finnland.

 

Jeg snakka også med ei jente fra Finland, hu var 16.

Har du henne på MSN, sett henne på webcam osv? :)

 

Nei, hu spurte om jeg hadde, men jeg svarte at jeg ikke gir ut msn'n til fremmede jeg akuratt har møtt på nettet.

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Insomniatic

Insomniatic

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Skrevet (endret)

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: THE GAME

Stranger: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We have received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.

You: Hey

You: NO!

You: Wait!

Stranger: you lost it

You: Are you Mike?

Stranger: ye

You: I am reported?

Stranger: yup

You: Im not in the USA, so I got no problems, right? :D

Stranger: they has planez.

You: A cat is fine too...

You: Are you there, Mike?

Stranger: yes

You: Am I really in trouble?

Stranger: yes I'm afraid

You: Wanna be my cellmate? I can be the pitcher if you want =)

Stranger: alright

You: Are you alone?

Stranger: yeah

You: Are you on a secure computer?

Stranger: yup

You: Right. It's you, me and X tonight - we've got a 15 kilo drop coming in

You: This sh*t has a street value $500,000 and needs cutting by tomorrow

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Og jeg som hadde større planer for han :(

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Spillesmurf

Spillesmurf

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Skrevet

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: how are you ?

Stranger: good... you??

You: pretty good, where are you from ?

Stranger: u.s.... what about you

You: alright norway here

Stranger: that's cool... it's gotta be cold over there... do you ever get used to it

You: yeha its fucking cold here i norway

Stranger: damn, thought americans were the only one's w/ that kind of language

 

 

:p

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Liberalistiske Samebror

Liberalistiske Samebror

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Stranger: hey?

You: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

Stranger: what？

You: What country are you from?

Stranger: my english so poor

Stranger: patronize

Stranger: CHina~

You: ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in China?

Stranger: 哥们混哪的？

You: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Stranger: little~doodle

You: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Stranger: Don't push me

You: I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say that one more Goddamn time!

Stranger: what the meaning of goddamn

You: fucking chinese shit

Stranger: can u say Chinses?

You: I have your IP-adress and have my friend the yakuza on the way to you

Stranger: ur ASL?

Stranger: o shit~ni shi heike

You: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit

Stranger: in china,we call kidds like u shabi

Stranger: u gay?

Stranger: my ass what?

Stranger: 爆你菊花~

You: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Stranger: what what?

You: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Stranger: wo ri

Stranger: you huilai l

You: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Stranger: 又绕回来了

Stranger: 。。。。。。。。。。。

Stranger: 你真牛逼啊~复制粘贴的吧？

Stranger: 傻逼，还不现身

Stranger: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

You: Get fuck out of this conversation "Bruce FUCKING Lee"

Stranger: 李小龙~

Stranger: u have so many fuck in you word~

You: fuck fuckidy fuck fuck

Stranger: super many

Stranger: one questiong,are u crazy?

You: I'm Pitt!

You: And I'am a serious man

Stranger: look at your stubit

Stranger: pitt?..... it's the name of my dog

Stranger: hello??

You: You eat your fucking dogs!!

Stranger: still there

You: We use them as pets, to attack your yellow asses

Stranger: yes~delicious.

You: you sick sick man

Stranger: haha,what color do u have?

Stranger: white?

Stranger: black?

You: what difrence does that make?

Stranger: 白色说明你是傻逼，黑色说明你更傻逼~u know

Stranger: ediot monkey face dissgusting person

Stranger: go back to your trashcan rubbish !

You: U live in a trashcan

You: I live in a manision with sexy ladies and butlers everywhere

Stranger: what the meaning "trashcan"

Stranger: give me a shot,

Stranger: are you a sucker? asshole !

You: *PANG*

You: your dead

Stranger: go fuck your self you HPD!

You: Do you liek mudkips?

Stranger: u bastard!

Stranger: bye~ i will have my dinner~

Stranger: it's happy to talk with u

Stranger: shabi

Stranger: if ni know liecho~~

You: okay, go and eat your dawg

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