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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: This is God, I will answer one question. Go!

Stranger: o.o uhhhhh...

Stranger: am I male or female?

You: transgendered, next question

Stranger: damn, you are god.

You: I know

You: Im pretty awesome

Stranger: is Zalgo going to take over?

You: In a matter of time

Stranger: ?????????°???"? ?????°???"????? ????? ?????? ??????????????? °???"??????°??? ?????????°???"? ?????°???"????? ????? ?????? ??????????????? °???"??????°??? "?????????????? ??? ?????????????°? ??"????? ? ??? ?????????????°? ??"????? ??????????°???"? ?????°???"????? ????? ?????? ??????????????? °???"??????°??? "?????????????? ??? :[

Stranger: uhhhh, is it true that Chuck Norris only gave you 6?

Stranger: and that you really wanted 12 days?

You: No, i wanted 6, he wanted 12. I served him his ass on a platter. Next question!

Stranger: hmmmm, what setting is the fan behind me on?

You: An inanimate object (greide å lese feil her :p )

Stranger: well I guess the floor could be considered inanimate.

You: Yes it would. You know how I know it? Im god!

Stranger: Is your real name actually god, or is that a nickname given by worshipers?

You: Worshipers... My name is Angus

Stranger: like the beef curtains?

Stranger: 0:

You: But they keep insisting on calling me all kinds of names

You: Yeah, like beef-curtains

Stranger: So in reality god is pussy? o.o That makes sense.

You: I am the Alfa and Omega, the beginning and the end

You: But I sure as hell am no pussy

Stranger: but you're like beef curtains. :<

Stranger: beef curtains = pussy.

You: Not here. I've got a house made out of food

Stranger: and it totally explains the heavenly feeling of penetration.

Stranger: o_o

You: The floor is sugar-plates

Stranger: beware of children pushing you in your own oven.

You: Excactly

Stranger: have they already tried?

You: Plenty of times

You: Fall for it every time

Stranger: damn, you should know by now. :s But I guess it's fun to humor small children.

You: Yep, grown-ups dont taste to bad either

Stranger: Angus do you look forward to inglorious bastards?

You: But when they pass 60...

You: Sure do

You: As well as Splinter Cell Conviction

You: But thats another story

Stranger: o.o I have time.

You: Well actually, there is no story

You: I can make a story

You: because im god

Stranger: that works

You: Yup

Stranger: can it be i haz storieteim?

You: Well, perhaps

You: One more question before I sleep for another 2000 years and release satan to dominate the earth. Pick one!

Stranger: You should listen to the Left Rights.

Stranger: ah.

Stranger: lets see.

Stranger: When will I be able to smoke cannabis again?

You: There is always room for cannabis

Stranger: damn straight

Stranger: well

Stranger: good luck god

Stranger: hopefully you have a nice long rest.

You: back at ya

You: Cheers

Stranger: au revoir

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Stranger: ATTENTION – SURVEY ABOUT LANGUAGES

Stranger: 1.) Which language(s) do you speak?

You: Hi, i'm just a cute girl who happened to end here.

You: Right now english

Stranger: 2.) Which language(s) would you like to speak or learn?

You: Right now: English

Stranger: 3.) What is/are the most important language(s), in your opinion?

You: Swahilii

Stranger: Thank you for taking part in the survey!

 

Have a nice time!

 

GOODBYE!

 

 

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Stranger: hi

You: I'm a hot girl who just happened to be here on Omegle, BOY, I sure hope there are some horny boys here.

You: Howdy

Stranger: i m cock

You: I'm a boy, get lost.

Stranger: wanna fuck

You: That's gay

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haha eid

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På oppfordring av /b/

 

 

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If you only knew :roll:

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: fuck shit cunt

You: sorry

You: I have tourettes

Stranger: lol

Stranger: m or f ?

You: f

You: u?

Stranger: f and have tourettes ? what a shame !

Stranger: m

You: hmm

Stranger: from ?

You: Well, hows fuck shit bitch

You: sorry again

You: hows it going?

Stranger: nice ,thanks. and you ?

You: okcunt i guess

Stranger: age ?

You: 17

You: fuck shit

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Stranger: hi

You: FUCK YEAH JESUSTIME

You: Lets pray

Stranger: ummm

Stranger: but

Stranger: What if im not christian :o

You: Im not a christian either

You: BUT ITS JESUSTIME!

You: YEAH

Stranger: OH JESUSTIME

You: YEAH

Stranger: YOU MEANT JESUSTIME

Stranger: OHHH

Stranger: YEA

You: YAAAAAAA

Stranger: OK

You: FUCK YEAH

Stranger: YEAAAA

Stranger: JESUS TIMEEEEEE

You: GOD THIS IS SO MUCH FUN

You: JEEESUSSSSS

Stranger: YESSSSSS

You: WOOOOOOO

Stranger: I just cummed

Stranger: =(

You: =(

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  • 2 uker senere...

Nå sitter det nok en kåt amerikaner et sted;)

 

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Bah, gidd å lag bråk over ingeting.

 

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You: Lets sing motherfucker

Stranger: Hello?

Stranger: Is it me your loking for?

You: Yes

You: of course

Stranger: I can see it in your eyes

You: *blink*

Stranger: .... fuck i dont remember the rest

You: Backstreet's back ALRIGHT

Stranger: AAAARGH

You: YEEEAH

You: watch your bodyyyaaa

You: YEEAAh

Stranger: no fucking way

You: Yes way

You: You just got Backstreet'd

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You: Talking away

You: I don't know what I'm to say

You: I'll say it anyway

You: today's another day to find you

You: Shying away

Stranger: I am here.

You: I'll be coming for you love O.K.

You: Take on me

You: Take me on

You: I'll be gone

in a day or two

Stranger: Shut it or disc.

You: So needless to say I'm odds and ends

You: But that's me, stumbling away

You: Slowly learning that life is O.K.

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Litt skitten, men:

 

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Stranger: hello?

You: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stranger: >.<

You: Hello, son.

Stranger: son?

Stranger: umm nope

You: *takes of my wizard hat slowly. getting hard!*

Stranger: xaxaxa

You: TELL ME MORE!!!!

Stranger: for example?

You: **JUMP*

You: tell me about your jewels.

Stranger: you are funny gay

You: I need as much info as possible

You: thx

You: listen

You: you like mc donalds or bugrar king best?

You: burger*

Stranger: lol, I don't like this shit

You: ger is the three first letters in germany

You: why?

Stranger: it sux

You: What's wrong with shit?

Stranger: smell?

You: And taste!

You: I prefer...

You: lobster.

You: tasted it?

Stranger: no

Stranger: :(

You: it's good :)

You: where are you from?

Stranger: Poland, u?

You: Do you want to be in a relationship with me @ facebook?

You: norway!

Stranger: I haven't facebook

You: i always get rejected like this! why won't the women have me?

You: when i meet them, i ask them if we should be boyfriend and girlfriend

You: what should i do?

You: what am i doin' wrong?

Stranger: I don't know, I don't know you...

You: Why? we have talked for 2 mins? i know you, we're friends, right?

Stranger: yes, we are... what's your name, my friend?

You: Tore. You, my son?

Stranger: Maggie.

You: Maggie Simpsons?

Stranger: haha, yes, why not

You: Okey. Would you be interested in cyber-sex?

Stranger: I am too young

You: how old?

Stranger: 17

You: i'm 16 :O

Stranger: xaxa nice

You: *i put on my hat and jeans, not wearing anything else at all*

Stranger: holy shit : o

You: *i slowly rub my penis against some vanilla ice-cream*

You: HARD, HARD HARD!

Stranger: >.< have a nice day!

You: THX M8

Stranger: bb

You: Hello!

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You: sorry, had a few beers, typos ahead

Stranger: how old are you

You: 21

You: norwegian

Stranger: good.

You: why is that good?

You: huh?

You: HUH?

Stranger: you arent underage

You: you have to be 18 here

You: so i would be underage if i were 17

Stranger: i understand.

You: also, fuck the laws. drink when you feel like it

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Ehh.. ble litt eid :(

 

 

 

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Haha, drit lættis program, måtte bare gjøre noe festlig:

 

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Stranger: hi

You: Hi!

You: Got Funds?

Stranger: ?

You: Do you have money?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: what

You: OK. A Nigerian man with a black suit, green tie and a red berret will arrive shortly! Please cooperate, and obey his orders! Thank you!

Stranger: i'm student, don't come here

Stranger: i don't help you sorry

You: That won't get in our way, the anonymous Nigerian will collect your money, or other sorts of funds. Please cooperate, and obey his orders! Thank you!

Stranger: what?? no who is this?

You: Fine, the man will arrive shortly, if he has not come by in two hours, we will contact you again!

Stranger: nooo??? Please no!! i don't want this

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haha..

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