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[Barcarolle]

Jeg åpner samtale med "Hi, are you a pedo?".

 

Av en eller annen merklig grunn har 90% av de spurte logget seg av med en gang...

Ja dritmerkelig.

 

Ahh, sarkasme. Den laveste form for humor.

[Olesaft]

Stranger: i have 3 penis

You: i think that is more like "3 penises"

You: its the plural

Stranger: sorry my poor english

Stranger: where are you from

You: no problem mate..

You: norway

Stranger: cool

You: you?

Stranger: turkey

You: oh wow

Stranger: turkey stonger than norway

Stranger: i mean army

You: okey... even though that is highly unlikely, i dont give a shit

You: we are both NATO members, so i dont expect to fight turkey in the future

You: besides, its fucking homo to have a country with the name of an animal

Stranger:

You: a fucking stupid animal that is....

Stranger: i know

Stranger: we all animals

Stranger: but we stronger than you

You: no, you sniff eacothers bums, and eat cock...so youre not stronger

Stranger: we fuck greeks

You: i doubt that

Stranger: constanipole

Stranger: 1453

Stranger: istanbul

Stranger: did you remember

You: thats a shit long time ago man.... you might still be fighting with swords and shit, but we use tanks and guns

You: and jetplanes

Stranger: the ottoman empire was the best county in the world

You: and boats

You: how would you know?

Stranger: fuck that,i dont knoe english enough,i dont understand you

Stranger: can you speak more bacisly?

You: ok

You: homo

You: gtg

[Carlgutt]

 

Stranger: hi wanna have sex

You: why yes please

You: il start

Stranger: okay

You: *i slowly take off my overalls to reaveal a pair of pristine armpits*

Stranger: *i slowly take out my tampon and lick it*

You: *after taking a bite from my sandwich, i jump out of the cheap motel room window*

You: *i survive the fall but the injuries leave me horribly crippled and disfigured*

Stranger: *i go down to the lobby and ask the person at the main desk where babies come from*

You: *10 years later, we meet and use your newly learned knowledge of baby making to make a baby*

You: *the baby has downs syndrome THE END*

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Stjålet fra /b/

Endret 29. juli 2009 av Carlgutt

[Ajaco]

Jeg åpner samtale med "Hi, are you a pedo?".

 

Av en eller annen merklig grunn har 90% av de spurte logget seg av med en gang...

Ja dritmerkelig.

 

Ahh, sarkasme. Den laveste form for humor.

Jepp, sarkasme finnes ikke morsomt.

[kris98]

Stranger: ok..horny guy who can talk dirty 2 me?

You: oh

You: nice

You: i can talk dirty

Stranger: guy?

You: sure thing

Stranger: ly

You: You start

Stranger: no u

Stranger: plssssss

You: ok

Stranger: pwetty pls?

You: Ok

You: Wanna fuck me? Yeah? wanna fuck me?

Stranger:

You: Oohhh

Stranger: yh

Stranger: uh yesss

You: I stroke you through the hair

You: you reach down in my pants

You: and then you realize you're having a conversation on the internet

You: and reality is back at normal

You: Bye bye

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[KKake]

Genialt.

[kris98]

Hadde noen andre morsomme i natt, men glemte å lagre dem dog :!:

[kjermy]

Jeg åpner samtale med "Hi, are you a pedo?".

 

Av en eller annen merklig grunn har 90% av de spurte logget seg av med en gang...

Ja dritmerkelig.

 

Ahh, sarkasme. Den beste form for humor.

Fixed

[Nopros]

synes denne var litt morsom hvertfall for dere som har litt kjennskap i PU;

 

 

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You: Pickuping is like an art to me

Stranger: Cool.(:

You: Im Mystery and you?

Stranger: im sexy

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[oldboy]

Obama

 

 

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You: hello!

Stranger: Hi there

Stranger: Have you heard of WhatIsAwesome.com?

You: like badminton?

You: I do:D

You: ....

Stranger: I used to play years ago

You: any good?

Stranger: I like it, but I'm biased because I own it

Stranger: we're looking for questions we can provide advice about

Stranger: so if you have anything you're not sure about, let us know!

You: ah!

You: do Obama like mudkipz?

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[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

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You: Hi

Stranger: a wild abra appears!

You: lol pokemon style again

You: Diskusjon.no ftw

Stranger: wtf again!?

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Er jeg Alene xD?

[Carlgutt]

 

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You: they all think they can play me

You: with the i'm a female stuff

You: but i'm not getin' played like that

You: i'm too smart

You: way to smart

You: u kno what?

Stranger: What?

You: what.

You: hahaa

You: ok dude

You: chill

You: stop laughing

You: just chill

Stranger: Um...

You: u know what?

Stranger: What?!

You: what.

You: HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA

You: omg

You: ur so easy

You: so easy

You: ok ok stop laughing

Stranger: ...

You: let's have a normal convo

You: k just chill

You: take it easy

You: u know what?

Stranger: I know you're wierd.

You: what.

Stranger: Is that what?

You: wait..

You: nono

You: u know what?

You: u know what?

You: do u know what?

You: do you know what?

Stranger: What?

You: what.

You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

You: HAHAHAHAH

Stranger: HAHAHHAHAHA

Stranger: YOURE SO EASY

Stranger: OMG YOU FUCKTARD

You: ok take it easy

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: NO

You: take it easy

You: stop laughing

Stranger: YOU TAKE IT EASY

You: i nkow it's funny

Stranger: YOU SO FUNNY

You: u know what?

Stranger: I WISH MOAR PEEPZ BE FUNNY LIEK YOU

You: u know what?

You: just once more

Stranger: i am t

You: i promise

You: i won't do it again

You: just one last

You: u know what?

Stranger: i am wet

Stranger: i wan fuck you

Stranger: love you long time

You: u know what?

You: idon't think u know what

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[Wohooo]

Egentlig ganske dårlig, men litt morsom óg. Løy om opplysningene da... bare for å se om han var en av disse kåtingene, og det var han.

 

Stranger: heyy

You: Hello:)

Stranger: whats ur name:)?

You: Bæsj

You: and your?

Stranger: chad

Stranger: asl?

You: 16 f sweden

You: and you?

Stranger: ooo nice

Stranger: 17 male australiaa

You: do you like my name?

Stranger: yehh its pretty

Stranger: is it swedish?

You: yeah, it's a very common name in sweden

...

 

Endret 1. august 2009 av Wohooo

[Rettep92]

You: This is God, I will answer one question. Go!

Stranger: Oh wow

Stranger: okay let me think this one over

Stranger: Who was phone, really?

You: Sorry, I don't understand the question. New one!

Stranger: Okay

Stranger: I accidentally a bottle of coke, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

You: You accidentally WHAT a bottle of coke?

Stranger: Actually forget that one

Stranger: I got a new one

Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You: No

Stranger: MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED

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:!:

[2ball_]

fant ut at 4chan skulle ha det gøy på omegle nå.. da var jeg ikke vond å be.

 

jeg vet ikke om denne karen jattet med fordi det var morro(mest sansynlig) eller om han bare er en forstyrret liten stakkar.

 

 

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Stranger: 14 male here looking for cyber or nudies,... disconnect if you arent interested

You: go on

Stranger: what do you mean?

You: cyber nuddies?

You: me or shal I link you some?

Stranger: uhh. either ones fine.. i'd rather have you though..

You: trust me.. you wouldn't..

You: I link you some

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: why dont i want to see you?

You: just trust me..

You: http://www.nobrains.dk

You: produck of Germany..

Stranger: are you a guy?

You: fap away

You: I'm not ur type..

Stranger: are you a girl then?

You: well.. lets just say it's.. complicated..

You: heh..

Stranger: could you try to explain it then?

You: well..

You: emm..

You: ok..

You: I'll just say it..

You: I have a pussy..

You: nut..

You: but*

You: I alsow have a penis..

You: I tall u caus I'll never see you

You: but the link is good

Stranger: well.. thats kind of wierd..

You: I told you

You: hermafrodite..

Stranger: but could i see the vagina part though?

You: that's what it's called..

Stranger: well .. could i see the pussy part?

You: my balls kinda sag..

You: but I could hold them up..

Stranger: okay then

You: I havent shaved for a while though.. it's not like I'm getting laid annytime soon..

You: do you have msn?

Stranger: yeah

You: ok..

You: [email protected]

You: maby you should have given me urs as well..?

You: well..

You: fuck it..

You: I already gave you mine..

Stranger: [email protected] is mine

You: promis me you wont post it on the web?

Stranger: yeah. i dont do that shit

You: I'll share with you cause I don't know you and stuff..

You: ty<3

You: this is cinda kinky

Stranger: haha

You: ok then..

You: I have my webcam at another computer(I have 3)

You: so I gotta set it up..

Stranger: alright

You: I'll be ready in..

You: emm..

You: give me 10 min?

Stranger: alright.. i'll be on msn

You: ok.. cu soon!

You: hihi^^

Stranger: alright

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jeg gav han msn-adressen til noen som fortjener en skikkelig paybak. håper har skjekker opp i det^^

 

litt kortere:

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Stranger: im looking for horny girls who wanna cyber

You: ohh.. in that case..

You: I have some information you might have use of..

You: Peanutbutter on the nipples is considered a recepie for intoxcation. I am batubbed at the lack of monkey in your room. Adue: o-|<

Stranger: ya wha?

You: thank you for your time..

You: was it good for you?

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It's all aboute pressing the right buttons:

 

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You: quick press al letter!

Stranger: wahhhh?

You: press "t"

Stranger: t

You: now b

Stranger: b

You: ohh

You: yceep going

Stranger: im so confuseddd

Stranger: wahh r u on abouuuu

You: just type letters

You: I'll tell you soon enought

You: *

Stranger: ookkkk

Stranger: a

Stranger: s

Stranger: dlf

You: mhm

Stranger: k

Stranger: i

You: mmmh

Stranger: eo

Stranger: l

Stranger: s

You: yea!

Stranger: fkf

Stranger: gh

Stranger: e

Stranger: e

Stranger: is

Stranger: is

Stranger: ifof

Stranger: psp

Stranger: f

You: right there!!!

Stranger: fif

Stranger: i

Stranger: if

You: STOP!

Stranger: if

Stranger: if

Stranger: if

Stranger: f

Stranger: f

Stranger: f

Stranger: f

Stranger: ksks

You: ahhhhhh..

You: thank love!<3

You: was it good for you?

Stranger: it was greattt

You: mhm..

Stranger: was it gd for you

You: come here often?

You: I cum here all the time

You: you pressed all the right buttons..

Stranger: nooo ive never come here

You: I'll miss you

You: well..

You: ty<3

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Endret 5. august 2009 av 2ball(s)

[kris98]

Flere her som gir bort MSN'en til bekjente når det er en fyr som vil ha cyber?

 

Spesielt en og samme person ?..

Endret 5. august 2009 av Mr.Graves

[Trancender]

Hva faen?!?!

 

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You: Hi, im God. Ask me 1 question and i will answer it.

Stranger: hi u wanna see little old me masturbate on cam ehhhhh

You: age?

Stranger: im soooooooo horny

Stranger: u

Stranger: my pussy is wet for u

You: age?

Stranger: u first my love

You: 23

Stranger: where r u from baby

Stranger:

You: whats your age?

Stranger: u

Stranger: fuck u

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[2ball_]

Flere her som gir bort MSN'en til bekjente når det er en fyr som vil ha cyber?

 

Spesielt en og samme person ?..

OM det er

 

lover bort det ene og det andre.. alltid like morro

[Skjelvgråt]

Flere her som gir bort MSN'en til bekjente når det er en fyr som vil ha cyber?

 

Spesielt en og samme person ?..

Haha! Det skal jeg sannelig meg begynne og gjøre:)

Meh, her er en samtalelog. Synes den var litt artig!

 

 

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Stranger: im

You: You spik english god?

Stranger: ㅜㅐ

You: mE Not understand weird signs

Stranger: You spik english god?

You: me not english are is good spiker

Stranger: hey

Stranger: go to the hell

You: me not want go to hel

You: l

You: we only learn how to fire with kalashnikovs.

You: in hell

You: and we only learn how to fire with kalashnikovs. in school

You: me not lern how to spik english in schol

Stranger: where are

Stranger: you

Stranger: from

You: me are russian

Stranger: oh

Stranger: russian

Stranger: good

You: thats good why?

Stranger: russian

Stranger: Russians are great!

You: from yo uare me wondderr

Stranger: The Women

Stranger: im

Stranger: from

You: me think u go ot mental hospitla

Stranger: hell

You: me think you not smart in your heaad

Stranger: hey

Stranger: Can not understand written English Translator

You: me not belive you is form hel

You: me think mentally ill you are

Stranger: 충격

Shock

You: me think u escape from asylym

Stranger: Do not know if you haneunmal interpreted as a translator and

You: me not understand. Write easier english

Stranger: 번역기 엉터리라서 아직도 이해가 안가는군

Stranger: Translator's still do not understand the bullshit

You: me not understand weird signs, me tink u are crasy

You: me think u are mentally ill n your head

Stranger: I'm Korean

You: me think u esaped from asylym

You: me not like koreans, me think kim jong il is imentally ill

Stranger: 근데 너 자꾸 정신어쩌고 저쩌고 한다 나 욕하냐

Stranger: But you must keep the spirit of sweet song, I yokhanya

You: Me NOT understad kim-ong-bong langwich

Stranger: I hate Kim Il Sung

You: me not want to hear kim ll sing

You: why is his name sung, is he singer?

Stranger: Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il is alive in the past is not dead

검색

You: kim jong ill is alive in past? no in future? He dead?

Stranger: Death

Stranger: Not dead yet

You: why kim ll sung and kim jong ll. They not ca math?

Stranger: Soon

Stranger: dead

You: why no kim lll jong

You: why soon dead, you kill him?

You: not nice too do

Stranger: Kim Jong-old

You: is kim old?

Stranger: Russia is a live?

You: russia is a live

You: why notkim jong bong go to old people's home?

Stranger: Russia is a good country?

You: me tink russia is are good.

Stranger: What points

You: we score points often yes?

You: in wich sport u wonder we point in?

Stranger: Speak the language you do not understand the difference Translator

검색

You: you not afraid for kim ong bong

You: ?

Stranger: Gimongeun talking to Kim Jong Il?

You: me not understannd, spik easier

You: you like kim bong ill?

Stranger: Who gimbong

You: why kim jong bong not retire? he is old? He die? Is hi sad

You: kimbong

Stranger: Kim Jong Il's gimbong this?

검색

You: i think North korea cal him great leder

You: me not think he is great

Stranger: Kim Jong-il dies, I'll go to hell

You: whyyou go to hel if kim bong ill die?

Stranger: Kim Jong Il is a bad

You: is why he bad-? He not friend wit ju?

You: why is he not friend wit you. You not nice to hi? Not le thim plays wit you toys?

Stranger: Tax relief to the people they kill and starve the people and the cost of military expenditure and it's

검색

You: stop spik garbage

Stranger: ?

You: Kim bong ill not like you not nice. You nice must be

You: you let him play with you toys?

Stranger: Kim Jong Il you a believer?

You: me belive in kalashikov, not kim bong

You: me lern to pray to kalasnhikov

Stranger: South Korea onjeokitna

You: why is souh korea south

You: not friend with north?

You: wy not riend, sout not let kim jng bong play with toys?

Stranger: North Korea is North Korea, but we're cognation

You: me not understand, u spik easier

You: you mean north-korea and south korea not same country

Stranger: Of course use the Translator's

You: not neighbours

You: they hate eachother?

Stranger: yes

You: me understand now

You: me spik english god you think?

You: me learned english now

Stranger: Some

You: me is happy hear to tat

You: why south not atak north

Stranger: I do not speak English

You: you spik english now? Why you lie

You: not nice

Stranger: Translator

Stranger: Translator

Stranger: Translator

Stranger: Translator

You: me not like translator, me not understand to use how

Stranger: ok

Stranger: What do you think of Japan

You: me think us not nice with japan

You: me think they droping nuke on city. not nice

Stranger: What do you think South Korea

You: me like south korea.

You: Me not like north

You: wat you tink of russia

Stranger: Is attractive

You: me like that

You: me have to sai bye now

You: me have to fire with kalashnikov now.

You: my dad say

Stranger: To go? Bye

You: bye

 

Endret 7. august 2009 av Quakecry

[tendilenz]

Morsomt

 

Stranger: m/f?
You: ¿ɯoɹɟ noʎ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʍ ˙ollǝɥ
Stranger: london
Stranger: u?
You: ¿¿¿¿ǝɯ oʇ ƃuıuǝddɐɥ sı ʇɐɥʍ ¡ou ɥo
Stranger: hehehe
You: ¿sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ
Stranger: what wrong?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: m/f?
You: ¡ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos
You: ɟ
Stranger: ah. need to log bye bye
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