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[Pentumsmart]

Siden vi snakker box-isk, laget jeg meg en homemade Yo dawg, heard you like setning, haha. Must Read n(den var lenger men gadd ikke ta med resten)

 

 

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You: Yo dawg, I heard you like boxes so I put a box inside a box so you have a box in another box and now you have 2 boxes in 1 box!

Stranger: ou that nice

You: Yeah

You: Wanna buy a box?

Stranger: yes

You: COOL!

You: Dont you wanna know whats inside?

Stranger: hmm.. yes :=)

You: It's nothing, just its just a box.

Stranger: oh really...? i want that box

You: yeah? frickin awesome.

Stranger: i love the box. and the box what is empty

You: This is the box im selling, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm.../eb/Box.agr.jpg

You: I had to upload it on wikipedia

You: because its a box

Stranger: i want buy that box

You: How much are you offering

Stranger: 110euro

You: 109

Stranger: why dont 110?

You: i want 109 for the box

Stranger: ok

You: how you gonna pay

Stranger: credit card

You: paypal?

Stranger: yes

You: are you a male of female

You: or

You: ?

Stranger: female

You: ARGH,

You: females are not allowed to buy a box!

You: You interested in a flat battery?

Stranger: why i dont can buyt that box

You: because ur a female

You: its the box-rule that the boxsellers needs to follow

Stranger: fuck

You: I am sorry. But i CAN offer you a flat battery

You: only one ofc.

Stranger: i want the box ;(

You: I'm sorry

Stranger: what is flat battery

You: It's a battery that doesn't work anymore and is useless.

Stranger: ou how much that pay

You: 1 £

Stranger: ou, that is cheap

You: oh

You: 109 £ then!

Stranger: ou that is good

Stranger: do u realy belive that, i buy something?

 

[Kellu]

You: From?

Stranger: Mexico City

Stranger: You?

You: Norway

Stranger: Deathmetal!!!

 

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^^

[Kruuger]

Nice, her er noen jeg lagra når jeg trolla på omegle

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You: hello

Stranger: hey

You: are you human?

Stranger: eh

Stranger: i guess

You: cause last time i chatted online, i talked to a bear the whole time, and i didn't even know

You: scared the shit out of me

Stranger: wow

Stranger: random bear attacks, huh?

You: yeah, 3 out of 10 british kids get predatored by online bears every year

You: they think they chat to regular teens

Stranger: wow

You: little do they know its a huge grizzley bear

Stranger: thats pretty shocking

You: Indeed

Stranger: hopefully we can spread more and more awareness

You: aye

You: wait... sure you're not a bear that's just pretending to be human?

Stranger: so.........

Stranger: want us to meet in the woods somewhere?

Stranger: bring honey

You: or i guess bears don't have as good grammar

You: DAMNIT

You: I KNEW IT

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: bear

Stranger: hey

You: hello

You: is it you bear?

Stranger: no

You: good, bears are not supposte to type on keyboards

You: that would look silly

Stranger: where are you from

You: ThE FuTURE!

You: and you?

Stranger: how old are you?

You: im close to over 9000

Stranger: your reply is cool

Stranger: do you like China?

You: I know it seems old for you, but im from the future remember

You: yes i do like China

Stranger: Then tell me where are you from

You: Im from Chualuahaluehu

Stranger: you are full of humor

You: a distand planet

You: distant * sorry

Stranger: how can i believe you

You: i don't know, trust me? i trust that you are not a online predator, a bear waiting to eat me

Stranger: you are too cool

Stranger: for me

Stranger: bye_bye

You: don't say that bear

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Stranger: hiyya

You: po? ?o ` ?? dl?? ¡¡ u?op ?pisdn ?i `dl?? ( der sto noe oppned, men wordpad ødela, )

Stranger: english??

You: It is english

You: i was upside down

You: but i fell down

You: and hurt my head

Stranger: weirdo

 

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Stranger: hi

You: are you a stranger?

Stranger: yus

You: A stranger to love?

Stranger: wow

You: Do you know the rules?

You: Because i do

Stranger: i am a cat

Stranger: ok

You: cat get of that computer, you shouldn't type, you're a cat! That would look silly

You: i know im no stranger to love

Stranger: ok

You: im no stranger to love, you know the rules and so do i

Stranger: ok

You: never gonna give you up

Stranger: it`s a joke

You: never gonna let you down

You: never gonna run around and desert you

Stranger: i am a girl

You: never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye

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[tlle]

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You: hei

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what you need

You: 500 kg weed

Stranger:

Stranger: hah

You: haha

Stranger: morian

Stranger: ?

You: ya

Stranger: o

Stranger: ye

Stranger: your from ?

You: norway

You: you?

Stranger: istanbul

You: turkey huh

You: nice

Stranger: y

Stranger: e

Stranger: t

Stranger: y

Stranger: whats your job

You: am a weed tester

Stranger: wuu

You: awsome right?

You: u wanna buy 100 kg?

Stranger: hah

Stranger: i dont need weet beyb

Stranger:

You: 10 000$

Stranger: you have weed

You: ya

Stranger: in your body

Stranger:

You: a lot

You: no

You: not in body

You: in my basement

Stranger: i dont need weed

Stranger:

You: haha:)

Stranger: i drink milk

Stranger:

You: u can buy 10 kg for 2000$

You: 1000$

Stranger: 100 kg = 10000

Stranger: 10= 2000

Stranger: ?

Stranger:

You: if u buy much u pay less

Stranger: i dont have

Stranger: i dont like

Stranger: i dont need

Stranger: i need girl

Stranger: ov ye

Stranger: man

You: hmm

You: girl huh?

Stranger: hmm yes

You: from norway

You: 500$ for ugly fat girl

Stranger:

Stranger: hah

Stranger: bb man

Stranger: you

Stranger:

You: haha

Stranger: wweeed in your body

You: nah

Stranger: neh

Stranger: noh

You: 1000$ for pretty girl

Stranger: in turkey

Stranger: 10 dolarsa

Stranger: pretty

Stranger: girl

Stranger:

You: haha

Stranger: i shell you

Stranger: 10 dolar

You: u cant sell me

You: 1000$

Stranger: big money

You: its a good offer

Stranger:

You: u cant kill her within 3 years and get new one for free

You: can**

Stranger: you black ma

Stranger: ov ye man

Stranger: :

Stranger: i killing cat

You: i'll find you a pretty girl

You: for 1000$ ok?

Stranger: nooon

Stranger: onono

Stranger: non

Stranger: no

Stranger: nno

Stranger: non

Stranger: on

Stranger: no

Stranger: o

Stranger:

You: i've got some in my basement

Stranger: hooo

Stranger: yee

Stranger: you coming istanbul camii

Stranger:

Stranger: topkapisarayi

You: 1 girl and 10 kg weed for 2000$

Stranger: sultanahmet

Stranger:

You: ¨c'mon

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[Cryflopp]

hehe, mye morro her. Ganske mange useriøse som dukker opp på den siden

Endret 20. juli 2009 av Cryflopp

[Frohman]

Festlig denne her:

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Dro den litt lenger.

 

Stranger: 20/m need cute girl (not underage) to cam with

You: Hey.

Stranger: hi

You: It's me, cut that shitty act now.

You: Are you alone?

Stranger: yup

You: Right. It's you, me and X tonight - we've got a 15 kilo drop coming in

Stranger: lmfao

You: This sh*t has a street value $500,000 and needs cutting by tomorrow

Stranger: are you

Stranger: the guy that told me he was going to crack my neck

Stranger: earlier

You: Don't play silly fuckers with me Pedro, you know who I am.

Stranger: lmfao

Stranger: this is fucking awesome

You: I need to know I can trust you to handle this score.

You: Seriously!

Stranger: I don't think you can dude

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: i might stow away with it for myself

You: Dude, don't bail on me. The boss wants no screw ups this time. Or little Jackie gonna wake up tomorrow without her daddy, know what I'm saying?

Stranger: or i might give it all away for free

Stranger: Okay okay

Stranger: you can trust me

Stranger: =D

You: This is not the time for jokes, man.

Stranger: i know i know

Stranger: im sorry

Stranger: i got this

You: Okok

Stranger: alright

Stranger: were in business

You: Load your gun, meet me down at Peer Three in 20 minutes.

You: And Pedro

Stranger: got ya

You: Remember this:

Stranger: whatsup

You: Pedro - I'm never gonna give you up

You: never gonna let you down

You: never gonna run around

You: or desert you

Stranger: lmfaowtfroflcoptersauce

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[Spissborgeren]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: LISTEN HERE I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU

You: okay

Stranger: AS YOU KNOW SOMEBODY HAS HACKED IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT

You: i didn't know.

Stranger: AND I THING YOU HACKED INTO WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Stranger: IS IT TRUE OR NOT?

You: busted!

Stranger: :O

Stranger: IM NOT BUSRED

Stranger: IM NOT BUSTED

You: i was referring to myself, sparky,

Stranger: AND YOU HACKED INTO WORLD OF WARCRAFT I KNOW YOU DID IT

You: yeah, sorry about that.

Stranger: IF YOU DO IT ONE MORE TIME ILL BAN YOUR ACCOUNT ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT

You: it was an accident.

Stranger: :l

You: dont you trust me?

Stranger: ok we will make a deal if you do it one more time ill ban your account i mean it

You: fuck you, bitch.

Stranger: :O

Stranger: X/

Stranger: I

Stranger: WILL

Stranger: CRUSH

Stranger: YOU

You: you seem upset.

Stranger: AND DO YOU KNOW WHY

You: because youre a donkey fucking leper?

Stranger: IM THE PRINCE OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH THE HORDE

You: OH YEAH WELL IM THE KING

Stranger: AND DONT SAY IM A FUCKING PINATA

You: can i still say that you are a donkey fucking leper?

Stranger: NO! YOU STINKY DROOL FACE!!!!!!

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Stranger: xd

You: that's a weird way to greet someone.

Stranger: xd

You: sure, that too,

Stranger: xd

You: wow, that's deep man.

Stranger: xd

You: you can say that again.

Stranger: xd

You: preach it, brotha.

Stranger: xd

You: what will you say next?

Stranger: xd

You: you're just full of suprises.

Stranger: xd

You: didn't see that coming.

Stranger: xd

You: what was that?

Stranger: xd

You: oh, right.

Stranger: xd

You: jeez, where did that come from?

Stranger: xd

You: i'm not sure i accept that answer.

Stranger: xd

You: thats a bit better, i guess.

Stranger: xd

You: this discussion is getting too intelligent for me.

Stranger: xd

You: lol!

Stranger: xd

You: thanks, man.

Stranger: xd

You: thats new to me.

Stranger: xd

You: how do you keep yourself so up to date?

Stranger: xd

You: wow, im in awe

Stranger: xd

You: really, is it really?

Stranger: xd

You: well, if you say so.

Stranger: xd

You: that was uncalled for

Stranger: xd

You: ever feel like some conversations just go in circles?

Stranger: xd

You: this is a breath of fresh air.

Stranger: xd

You: i gotta go now. this has been fun.

Stranger: xd

You: i learned a lot.

Stranger: xd

You: bye.

Stranger: xd

 

Min favoritt til nå:

 

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Stranger: hey 17 male australia

You: I'm not 17 male australia, jerk.

Stranger: did u call me a jerk?

You: yes, are you illiterate?

Stranger: do u think ur straight out of the 90's

Stranger: seriously, grow some fucking balls and smarten the fuck up

You: sound advice.

Stranger: yes it is

You: sarcasm isn't your thing, is it?

You: stop typing.

Stranger: no not really, its a form of expression that delusional people use as a way of showing their false superiority

Stranger: you act all tough and clever

Stranger: you should really stop and show some fucking respect

Stranger: otherwise you will end up a sad and lonely human being

Stranger: because nobody likes a smart-ass

You: i bet you're fun at parties.

Stranger: is that attempted humour? or deflection from the truth? or maybe the fact that nobody likes u enough to invite you to parties?

You: everyone loves pseudo intellectual horseshit, on the other hand.

Stranger: how the fuck is what im saying not genuine you imbecile

Stranger: im just giving you some advice because you seem to need it

You: don't people just love when you're condescending to them irl?

Stranger: is that supposed to be rhetorical? or do you want me to answer that?

You: i don't know, do you?

Stranger: because to be honest, if someone mouths off at me in real life, i couldnt give a shit if they liked what i had to say, i would still tell them what i though

Stranger: thought*

Stranger: u are actually detained, you asked the question you fool

Stranger: you should know

You: this is getting kind of boring.

Stranger: dont have a smart-ass comment you'd like to add ... thats uncharacteristic of you

You: did i really hurt your feelings that bad?

Stranger: no, but you pissed me off

You: wow, that's sort of flattering.

Stranger: you tried to be a smart-ass and condescending

You: morons have that effect on me.

Stranger: if ur flattered by pissing someone off ... you need to look in a mirror and get a life

You: tried both, got bored pretty quickly though.

Stranger: you think im a moron, even though you called me a jerk and tried to justify your actions and witless comments

You: I think you should sue me.

Stranger: oh i see, so lemme guess, ur stuck at home pulling ur dick now because every girl you try to talk to thinks your a stuck-up prick?

Stranger: haha, i dont need to sue you ...

You: I think you should, it just seems like you don't take random internet insults from random internet strangers seriously enough.

Stranger: its funny because you think that just because your a stranger justifies your attitude

Stranger: now your boring me

Stranger: so if you dont mind, i might bounce and talk to someone a little more educated

Stranger: someone who can type a sentence without trying to prove their worth

You: ill miss you.

Stranger: xoxo

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Endret 21. juli 2009 av Spissborgeren

[Frohman]

Stjal noen av Kruugers ideer, tilgi.

 

You: hey man

You: holy shit im fucked up right now

Stranger: hi girl

You: i just talked to bear

You: scared the shit outta me

Stranger: oke. hows now?

You: i dont know

You: maybe someone fell in his beartrap?

Stranger: that so spooky.

You: predatoring bears is the most serious problem on the internet

Stranger: really? so teach me babe.

You: 3 out 10 british teenager do not know they are talking to bears while they think they are talking to other teenagers

You: its true

You: have you ever seen a bear type on a keyboard?

You: it looks ridicoulous

You: so tell me

You: where are you from?

Stranger: sorry i never know that. im newbie here.

Stranger: im from Jakarta. male 35. u?

You: im from the future

You: transexual 9000

Stranger: ??? come on...

You: ok im kidding

You: im actually from a distant planet, and i have come to earth to destroy bears

Stranger: where r u from?

You: a distant planet

You: called Æharbræmsesporibuksami

Stranger: so tell me, what the hell a bear is?????

You: http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/.../black-bear.jpg

You: that is a bear

Stranger: a kind of what? what happened if i open it?

You: then a picture of a bear comes up

You: BUT WATCH OUT

You: dont look it in the eye

Stranger: oh i know! just like that?

You: bears will kill you if you look it in the eye, even on pictures

Stranger: why?

Stranger: hows that?

Stranger: its great!

You: thats just the way nature created them

You: try googleing "bear"

Stranger: so, your friend died too?

You: yeah

You: looked a bear straight in the eyed

You: down he went, like titanic

Stranger: then?

You: he di

Stranger: its impossible.

You: no

You: i saw it

You: with my own to magically infused eyes

You: then i fought the bear to the death

You: with my own two hands

Stranger: ?????

You: yes

Stranger: but i can cure your friend anyway....

You: really?

You: you can raise dead people?

Stranger: with my fingers.

Stranger: yap.

You: awesome

You: waaait...

You: with your fingers?

Stranger: im more spooky than just bear.

You: do you put them in any suspicious holes?

Stranger: yup!

You: i thought so

Stranger: no no no...

You: oh, ok

Stranger: im serious...

Stranger: just look at the letter i wrote....

You: you wouldnt know how many sick fucks there are on the internet, wanting to put their fingers in my dead buddies rotting asshole

You: what letter?

Stranger: didnt u see that?

Stranger: ......... .... ....... ....

You: oh right

You: that letter

Stranger: ........,,........ .............. ......

You: it doesnt say anything about healing, man

You: this is bullshit

You: WAIT A MINUTE

You: ITS YOU

You: YOU'RE THE BEAR I FOUGHT

You: YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL MY FRIENDS BODY AND EAT IT?

Stranger: and you'll feel sleepy then.....

You: YOU'RE WRONG BEAR

You: I WILL COME FOR YOU

You: I WILL END YOU

Stranger: HUAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA.......

Stranger: WATCH THIS OUT!!!!!

You: I will come for you, and when I find you

You: I will kill you, bear.

Stranger: I stolen your friend body now!

You: WE'LL MEET AGAIN! *in a poof I disappear in a cloud of smoke*

 

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You: I HAVE A HOUSE

Stranger: hi

Stranger: me too.

Stranger: how are you?

You: human

You: you?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: you?

You: good

Stranger: thank you

You: sweet

Endret 21. juli 2009 av Frohman

[Pentumsmart]

^haha

 

 

Klassisk en;

 

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Stranger: 13 f indonesia u?

You: 79, shemale, brazil

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Stranger: horny m lookin for horny f

You: Hello, form?

You: from"

You: in that case. You're chatting with the wrong person

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Også denne. For en gangs skyld ikke en tullesamtale.

 

 

You: A word of advice! If you're from indonezia or japan, or china, or korea or turkey or spain or taiwan, . i don't want to talk with you. If you are from one of the mentioned countries, please disconnect.If you're however not. I can tell you that i'm norwegian. And it's a bit ironic if you disonnect now.

You: inded

You: indeed"

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I AM AUSTRALIAN

You: niiice

You: Finally a interesting country

Stranger: oh thank you

You: not because of that he mentioned counries on the list, are not interesting. But their english is not good

You: the"

Stranger: yeah i know

Stranger: usually it's pretty shocking

You: indeed

Stranger: like they'll take FOREVER to answer

You: Yeah

You: and when they do. They type sloooooooooooooooow

Stranger: yuhuh

Stranger: norway=holland=dutch

Stranger: rightt?

You: we're not speaking duch.

You: Btw, fuck germany

Stranger: lol ok?

Stranger: why hating on the germans?

You: norway is getting invaded of german folks in the summer

Stranger: oh :S

You: that's my answer

Stranger: i bet they are noisy and fat

You: yea

You: tourists

You: they can't even fucking drive

Stranger: lol

Stranger: you sound angry

Stranger: tehe

You: i'm not angry.

You: ;P

Stranger: ahh ok

Stranger: i think in general people are pretty shit drivesr

Stranger: *drivers

You: yeah

You: and womens

Stranger: but i can't talk i don't even have a liscence

You: no offence if you're a girl

Stranger: i am a girl

Stranger: most are horrid

Stranger: my mum is an awesome driver though

You: i bet she is:p

Stranger: best driver in a car ive been in

You: but i have to ask you. what's your name?

Stranger: she'll speed and drag etc etc

You: good.

Stranger: Bridget, you?

You: Marcus

Stranger: hiya marcus

You: hi!

You: I cinda know a girl in australia

Stranger: oh really?

You: she live in sydney i tink

You: alice cheung

You: is her name.

Stranger: lol okay

You: screw that. Sup?

Stranger: i don't live in sydney

You: okok^^

Stranger: nothing much is up for me

Stranger: i should go to bed

Stranger: im a little high

Stranger: you?

You: haha

You: The clock is 16:02 pm here

Stranger: its midnight here

Stranger: :S

You: or 4:02 pm if you want

You: yeah i know

Stranger: how do you know that?

Stranger: you remember the world times?

You: the australian one yes

Stranger: oh ok

You: not exactly what the time is.

Stranger: i know that vladivostok has the same time as where i live

You: ahha

Stranger: i find that funny, since it's in russia

You: yeah

You: me to

Stranger: i think england is 7 hours behind australia

Stranger: but im not sure about that

You: ah

You: England is one hour behind norway

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: so 9 hours then??

Stranger: iunno

Stranger: actualy no i got that wrong

You: the clock is 4:05 pm here now

You: so do the math

Stranger: i thought you wrote 2pm hehe

You: ahh ha

You: ha

Stranger: yeah its 7 hours i think...

You: ahhha

Stranger: what is a really cool thing in norway?

You: hmm

Stranger: like to see or do?

You: basically eveything you can do in australia, or us

Stranger: so there isn't ANYTHING awesome?

You: hell no

You: we're the worlds 3.rd largest oil exporter.

Stranger: like nothing that is purely only in norway?

Stranger: lol

You: no

Stranger: you must have a lot of oil

You: we have

You: not me

Stranger: hehe

You: then

You: because im only 15

Stranger: lol hehe

Stranger: im 17

You: hehe:p

You: Ahh, cool

Stranger: in time you shall have your countires oil

Stranger: if you wish

You: no.

You: Maybe in my car

Stranger: your english is like awesome for a 15 year old

You: but all our oil, don't fit in the car

You: yeah, thanks for that!

Stranger: i wish i could speak a foreign langauge with such proficiency

You: Then practise!

Stranger: lol ok

Stranger: i know french and italian

Stranger: basically

You: i just watch loads of movies, play lots of games.etc

Stranger: oh ok

You: that's how i'm good in English

Stranger: do you watch movies with subtitles?

You: yeah, and sometimes no.

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: well im going to go now, im really tired

Stranger: goodnight/day/eveing

You: Waaait

Stranger: *evening

Stranger: ok

You: you have a msn adress?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i do

You: like so we can chat more

You: and i'd be happy to know that adress!

Stranger: yeah why not: it's *BLABLABLA*

You: haha ;P thanks

Stranger: BYE

You: Then good night!

You: There, added you now.

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Ooops. sorry for dobbeltpost.

Endret 24. juli 2009 av Quakecry

[kris98]

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: Wanna buy a box?

Stranger: what is inside?

You: It's a secret only to be uncovered when bought and opened

Stranger: sure

Stranger: how much is it?

You: For you? 41$

Stranger: ok

You: Special offer this week

Stranger: thanks

You: No problem

You: Well, thanks for the trade. See you later

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You: hello

Stranger: hi~

Stranger: from?

You: Norway

You: Yourself?

Stranger: i'm

Stranger: korea

Stranger: haha

You: Not the closest neighbours in other words, lol

Stranger: south

Stranger: KOREA

You: Hehe

You: Well thats good atleast

Stranger: kkk

Stranger: you know

Stranger: north korea?

You: Yup

You: Not the nicest of countries I've heard

Stranger: 영어존나잘하네씨발새끼 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Stranger: 형은간다

Stranger: 맘껏지껄여라

Stranger: 개새끼야

Stranger: 아까욕햇지 한국인들한테

You: wat

Stranger: 씨바ㅣㄹ새끼:

Stranger: oh

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Ifølge Google Translate så ble det han sa noe slik som:

Stranger: English damn motherfucker 잘하네 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Stranger: You're going

Stranger: yeora talk calmly

Stranger: dog

Stranger: I bathe haetji Korean people

You: wat

Stranger: Fucking ㅣ ㄹsaekki:

Endret 24. juli 2009 av Mr.Graves

[KKake]

Noen ganger elsker jeg Omegle.

 

 

 

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Wanna buy a box?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: wat box?

You: That's a suprise

Stranger: yep

You: We call it "SupriseBox9k"

Stranger: wats inside the box?

You: I don't know

Stranger: well, so

Stranger: you sell the box which you don't know wat, ai?

You: We send the box trough China, and then random Chinese fabrics put random stuff in it before we sell it

Stranger: hmm

You: For everything we know, the things inside the box could be worth tousand of dollars, but it could also be worth 10 bucks

Stranger: yea

You: It can be everything from sextoys to the hottest computer inside it

Stranger: haha, i see

Stranger: you bought it?

Stranger: or sell them?

You: My corporation, SuprizeBoxez Inc. sell them.

Stranger: aha

Stranger: so, this is ad or something,ai?

You: This weekend, we have a special deal for you Omegle Users

You: Only 50 dollars pr. box

Stranger: hmmm

You: The size of the box is 100cm x 100cm x 100cm

You: We ship worldwide

Stranger: so, are u chinese?

You: The shipping fee are 10 dollars

You: I'm American

Stranger: interesting, but no thanks

You: We have close conections to every East-Asian fabric

You: Why not?

You: You can get things worth tousand of dollars for just 50 dollars + shipping (10 dollars)

Stranger: by the way, Emma Watson was killed by car accident

Stranger: is that true?

You: Our low price this weekend is true

You: Usally, the SupriceBox-price is 150 dollars

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Olum]

Nå nettopp:

 

Stranger: hey

You: Click "Disconnect" and I will send you nude pics of myself.

Stranger: ugh, gross

Stranger: Can I not and pretend we did?

You: nope

Stranger: Great. Now I'm stuck with a perv and can't get out of this convo

Stranger: I'm a never-nude. I'm scared of nude people.

[Skjelvgråt]

Haha! Prøvde meg på den jeg også, fyren svarte faktisk ikke etter det siste.

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hi! I'm a male Click "Disconnect" and I will send you nude pics of myself.

Stranger: LIAR!

Stranger: I DONT BELIEVE YOU

You: You should

Stranger: i cant

Stranger: i just cant trust anybody anymore

You: you wan't nude pics, you disconnect, and if you disconnect. you want nude pics

You: then you must e gay

Stranger: I DONT WANT NUDE PICS

Stranger: DOES THAT MEAN I AM NOT GAY ATM?

You: But if YOU disconnect you are gay

You: not now

You: off course

You: But if YOU disconnect

You: how i will send them. Not important,

Stranger: there is no escape

You: no

You: not of me maybe, but of other naked mens

You: fat ones

Stranger: im not sure im willing to take that risk

You: so the smart thing would be, leaving this windows, open a new window

You: but if you do that, i could be bored and send nude pics

You: and notice! If you disconnect, then you must want nude pics.

 

 

Og en til:

 

 

Stranger: hi

You:

If you click "disconnect" i will send you videoes, of some guys, or womens (if you are a woman) masturbating and fucking each other. However, if you disconnect. then you must be gay, since you disconnect so fast and if you disconnect, you want nude pictures. So this is indeed a gay test, im not lying. Do you really want to find out if i lie?? Because if you want to find out, you must be gay. And if you now disconnect. You are gay.

Stranger: what is this?

You: a gay test

Stranger: you suck

Stranger: your an asshole

You: im not gay, so i don't suck

Stranger: jerk

You: specially not assholes

Stranger: \faggot

You: im not a faggot, since im not a gay

Stranger: sissy

You: and since can only speak in such words

You: you are gay

Stranger: karioli

Stranger: malaka

Stranger: pousth

You: so you are gay

You: nice to know

Stranger: prezakia

You: you said you love to be gay

You: nice

Stranger: malakopitoura

Stranger: karioli

You: yes you cant fuck the prince of norway

Stranger: asshole

Stranger: from?

You: Asshole, so you fuck assholes

You: from

You: every country in the world?

Stranger: fuckin

Stranger: asian

Stranger: right?

You: You fuck asians?

 

 

Endret forresten litt på den:

 

 

If you click "disconnect" i will send you videoes, of some guys, or womens (if you are a woman) masturbating and fucking each other. However, if you disconnect. then you must be gay, since you disconnect so fast and if you disconnect, you want nude pictures. So this is indeed a gay test, im not lying. Do you really want to find out if i lie?? Because if you want to find out, you must be gay. And if you now disconnect. You are gay. If you are gay, no offence, its okay to be gay.

Endret 27. juli 2009 av Quakecry

[Carlgutt]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: asl

You: is boring

You: they say

You: but i'm like no

You: no

You: it's not borring

You: so how r u?

You: i'm fine

You: ye

You: been doing a lot today

You: or not really

You: i guess i've pretty much been at home

You: on my computure all day

Stranger: man, you need a doctor

You: my life sucks like that sometimes

You: what.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[Sk!ppy]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: asl

You: is boring

Stranger: agreed

You: i just like no

Stranger: thank you

You: And like, how r u?

You: im

You: i'm fine

You: I having a hard day today

Stranger: oh yeah?

You: What you beein doing?

You: Well, basicly hanging out

Stranger: highness

You: And talking about how boring asl is

Stranger: right

Stranger: but i'm 20

You: Soo.. What do you think Stranger?

Stranger: female

Stranger: NH

Stranger: you?

You: I'm female

You: What are you?

You: i'm boy

You: Ohh+

Are you joe?

Stranger: ok

You: Yes Mandy

Stranger: we're done her

Stranger: e

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jge er schifofsen .. ( Staves sånn )

[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

Siden vi snakker box-isk, laget jeg meg en homemade Yo dawg, heard you like setning, haha. Must Read n(den var lenger men gadd ikke ta med resten)

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Yo dawg, I heard you like boxes so I put a box inside a box so you have a box in another box and now you have 2 boxes in 1 box!

Stranger: ou that nice

You: Yeah

You: Wanna buy a box?

Stranger: yes

You: COOL!

You: Dont you wanna know whats inside?

Stranger: hmm.. yes :=)

You: It's nothing, just its just a box.

Stranger: oh really...? i want that box

You: yeah? frickin awesome.

Stranger: i love the box. and the box what is empty

You: This is the box im selling, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm.../eb/Box.agr.jpg

You: I had to upload it on wikipedia

You: because its a box

Stranger: i want buy that box

You: How much are you offering

Stranger: 110euro

You: 109

Stranger: why dont 110?

You: i want 109 for the box

Stranger: ok

You: how you gonna pay

Stranger: credit card

You: paypal?

Stranger: yes

You: are you a male of female

You: or

You: ?

Stranger: female

You: ARGH,

You: females are not allowed to buy a box!

You: You interested in a flat battery?

Stranger: why i dont can buyt that box

You: because ur a female

You: its the box-rule that the boxsellers needs to follow

Stranger: fuck

You: I am sorry. But i CAN offer you a flat battery

You: only one ofc.

Stranger: i want the box ;(

You: I'm sorry

Stranger: what is flat battery

You: It's a battery that doesn't work anymore and is useless.

Stranger: ou how much that pay

You: 1 £

Stranger: ou, that is cheap

You: oh

You: 109 £ then!

Stranger: ou that is good

Stranger: do u realy belive that, i buy something?

Genial

^^ <3

[Barcarolle]

Jeg åpner samtale med "Hi, are you a pedo?".

 

Av en eller annen merklig grunn har 90% av de spurte logget seg av med en gang...

Endret 28. juli 2009 av Barcarolle

[Ajaco]

Jeg åpner samtale med "Hi, are you a pedo?".

 

Av en eller annen merklig grunn har 90% av de spurte logget seg av med en gang...

Ja dritmerkelig.