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Stranger: hi

You: Do you wanna buy an xbox?

Stranger: noooo

You: Do you wanna buy an xbox?

You: Come on

Stranger: nooo

Stranger: no thx

You: I tell you this -

Stranger: ok tell me

You: You'll get it for 41$

You: And 1 game

Stranger: nooo

Stranger: ] nooo

You: Camaaan

Stranger: "the chinese"

You: Hmm

Stranger: nooooo

Stranger: nooooo

Stranger: noooooo

You: wanna buy an xbox now then?

Stranger: NO

You: How about a box

You: without the x

Stranger: OK A BOX HOW MUCH

You: Hmm

Stranger: ?????

You: For you? 32,5$

Stranger: noooooo

You: Special offer this week you know

You: Why not?

Stranger: nooooo

You: Its a great deal!

Stranger: i can get boxes 4 free

You: How?

Stranger: nooooooo

You: I want demm boxxes

Stranger: How about i sell u a battery

Stranger: ok

Stranger: come on now

You: A battery-eh?

Stranger: its speial

You: I tell you what, I'll trade you a box for a battery

Stranger: special

Stranger: ok deal

You: Nice

Stranger: wow

Stranger: ecommerce

You: You'll pay for shipping then?

Stranger: u too

You: It's a great box you know

Stranger: the battery costs $99

Stranger: to ship its

You: How much does it weigh?

Stranger: special

You: In that case

Stranger: not much

Stranger: but insurance

You: Hmm

Stranger: you need it

Stranger: ye

Stranger: u do

You: What does the battery-insurance cover?

You: Floods?

You: Tornadoes?

You: Spiders?

Stranger: theft, breakdown,loss. acts of god etc

You: Sounds good

Stranger: so ur in?

You: Sure thing

Stranger: yep u ow me an xbox and?

Stranger: the rest

You: No, just a box, remember?

You: It's a special box

Stranger: oh forgot

You: Ok. I've got it here.

Stranger: mmmm, how bout just a straight swap then?

You: Sure

You: On the count of three

You: 1

You: 2

You: 3

You: http://blog.craftzine.com/CloverBox.jpg

Stranger: 123 no backs

You: ...

You: You owe me one battery

Stranger: yep it is special...youll prize it

Stranger: an heirloom

You: I want my battery

You: and I want it now

Stranger: its on its way

You: To where?

Stranger: you

You: But where am I?

Stranger: your there!!

Stranger: i can see u

Stranger: so i sent it

You: Ah, good. I was afraid you were kidding

Stranger: to u

Stranger: noo

Stranger: no joke

You: Cant you just send a direct link to the battery?

Stranger: yep its on international,national,continental cross continental mail..

You: Hmm

You: How long does it take for it to arrive?

Stranger: wait it may take a min or too

Stranger: two?

You: Ah, it's here right now

Stranger: gr8

Stranger: wow

Stranger: thx

You: So, how do you like the box?

Stranger: told u

Stranger: WHERES my box then

Stranger: !!!!

You: I took it

Stranger: uuuu

Stranger: why

You: I BE A HUZLA

Stranger: so

You: Yeah

Stranger: i dont care if your godzilla crosed with superman

Stranger: give me my BOX

Stranger: NOW

You: About you knowing Im a huzzlaah

You: But, with you knowing that, you'll have to die. So...

You: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZ0R

You: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH

Stranger: i want my battery back

You: You cant

You: It's mine

Stranger: yes

You: Yup

You: Good thing we are in agreement

Stranger: nup

You: You just told me "yes"

You: You cant take it back

Stranger: AAAAAAA *explode*

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Hahahaha så jævlig bra jeg lo gott når du sa: Wanna buy a box then, without x hehehe, det er morro med å selge box ^^

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You: Hi do you wanna buy a box?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what kinda box

You: Nothing it's just a box

Stranger: well sure, anything in it?

You: Noå, it's just a normaly brown box

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You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Do you wanna buy a box?

Stranger: box?

Stranger: why should i do that?

You: Bcuz it contains cake .. daah

You: is the cake a lie!?!?!?!

Stranger: and how should i buy it?

You: Paypal or post.

Stranger: wow

You: You will get a free battery (Flat) if you buy it.

Stranger: were the cakes baked by you

You: No, i found it on the street.

Stranger: are they delicious?

You: Hmm...

You: it's mold on it, but thats so delicious

You: Want to buy the box with moldy cake in?

You: And a free battery ofc.

Stranger: wow,why dont you take it back to the loser?

You: I don't know, i wanna sell it.

You: So do you wanna buy a box?

Stranger: okey ,how much will you charge?

You: Why shal i pay?

You: You'r the one who buying a box.

Stranger: i mean how much will you sell?

You: ohh ^^

You: 8.0$

You: It is high quality

You: The best box you'l ever get

Stranger: i'd like to,but our distance is too far

You: No, i walk walk home to you with it.

You: will*

Stranger: where are you from

You: NOrway

Stranger: haha,no way or nor way

Stranger: norway*

You: So do you wanna buy a box?

You: Or would you prefer a dick in a box?

Stranger: no way

Stranger: sorry,i dont like cake

You: You will get the Battery?

Stranger: what can the Battery do for me?

You: NOthing it's just a battery

You: Buy the box otherwise I look you up and kill you.

Stranger: bye

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[Kris]

Nesten alle disconnecter når jeg spør om de vil kjøpe en box

 

Og alle vil vite hva den inneholder. Men det er mosomt å selge bokser

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Jeg vet :!:

[Kris]

You: hi

You: do u want to buy a box?

Stranger: lol a box?

Stranger: like a cardboard box?

You: no, a normal box

You: to put things in

Stranger: What could I put in it?

You: a cake?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: Sorry I'm black. I don't eat cake

Stranger: Could I put watermellon or waffles in it?

You: two secounds, i shall try

You: yepp, its big enought to put waffles in

Stranger: Hazzah

Stranger: Hold on, brb beating off

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Han gikk før jeg fikk solgt ham boksen Jaja, jeg fortsetter. Jeg VIL selge noen en boks

 

Fikk også svar fra han som skulle gi meg en kake over mail:

 

"mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore cake for u!!!" og et bilde av en kake.

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You: hi

You: do u want to buy a box?

Stranger: lol a box?

Stranger: like a cardboard box?

You: no, a normal box

You: to put things in

Stranger: What could I put in it?

You: a cake?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: Sorry I'm black. I don't eat cake

Stranger: Could I put watermellon or waffles in it?

You: two secounds, i shall try

You: yepp, its big enought to put waffles in

Stranger: Hazzah

Stranger: Hold on, brb beating off

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Han gikk før jeg fikk solgt ham boksen Jaja, jeg fortsetter. Jeg VIL selge noen en boks

 

Fikk også svar fra han som skulle gi meg en kake over mail:

 

"mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore cake for u!!!" og et bilde av en kake.

Hehehe det er drit morro ^^ om dem sier nei, si "You will get a free battery?" :PPP

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Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: from ?

You: do you wanna buy a box?

Stranger: no thx

You: ok, do you wanna buy a box

Stranger: i sad no

You: Ok, but do you wanna buy a box?

Stranger: fuck you

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You: Hello my name is achmed abdhil husain

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Hahahah alle stikker ^^

Endret 8. juli 2009 av KK-f

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Stranger: HI

You: hi

You: Do you want to buy a box?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: ONLY IF ITS CARDBOARD

You: yepp, its a cardboard box

You: this box:

Stranger: beautiful

Stranger: will you come with it

Stranger: HAHA

You: yea, where do u live?

Stranger: California

You: okei. i can come with the box tonight?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: now

You: it's only $ 0,2 for the box. the shipping costs $ 500

Stranger: alright

Stranger: im good

Stranger: WAIT ILL ONLY BUY IT IF YOU ARE BI

You: yeah, im bi =D

Stranger: DO YOU LIKE PENIS OR VAG

You: penis

Stranger: alrightt fineeee

Stranger: you dont have to commee

Stranger: just send the box

Stranger: and some sour punch strings

You: i send the box with me in

Stranger: noo

Stranger: you like penis

Stranger: haha

You: haha?

You: penis is good =D

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: vag is just as good y'know

You: maybe

You: im lesbian also, but i like penis-es best

Stranger: THEN YOU ARE BI

Stranger:

You: NO!

You: im lesbian. not bi

You: i don't like penis anymore

You: i have changed my mind

Stranger: NOOO

Stranger: YOU ARENT GOING TO TRICK ME

You: no, im not tricking you. im just trying to sell you a box

Stranger: alright

Stranger: but when you come

Stranger: idk go shopping with me

You: what time is it there you are?

Stranger: 3:35 am

You: ahh, okey. i come around 23:23 your time

You: or, 11:23 PM

Stranger: alright

Stranger: are you HAWT

You: this is me:

Stranger: NOOO

Stranger: I DONT WANT U

You: why not? : ((

You: it's a old pic, i can take a new one

Stranger: okay

Stranger: fine

Stranger: but i g2g

Stranger: come quickly

You:

You: thats me

You: another pic of me:

Stranger: okay

Stranger: come

Stranger: LAST PICTURE IS QT

Stranger: MOaR

Stranger: MOAR

You:

You:

 

Stranger: ILOVEYOURFAKEPICTURES BB

You: me in the box:

Stranger: <333

You: it's not fake im BOXXY

Stranger: OMG XXHIBIT

Stranger: YES

Stranger: I APPROVE

Stranger: XXHIBIT FTW

You: yea, it's my father

You: me in the box, new pic:

Stranger: OIC U R A 4CHANNER

Stranger: OKAY I BELIEVES U

Stranger: XOXO

You: GOOD =)

Stranger: BTW DID YOU HEAR THE AARON CARTER IS BACK

You: no, haven't heard

Stranger: WELL YOU KNOW NOW

Stranger: ILU

You: love you too <3

Stranger: xoxo

Stranger: BTW DO U HAVE A MESSENGER

Stranger: OR MYSPACE

Stranger: I DONT EVER WANNA LOSE U AGAIN

Stranger: NOW THAT IVE FOUND YOU

You: i have youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee

You: MY MESSENGER IS [email protected]

You: NOO, @HOTMAIL.COM

Stranger: ILU BOXY

Stranger: I MEAN

You: YOU MEAN?

Stranger: BOXXY

You:

Stranger: BTW BOXXY UR FAMOUS

Stranger: DID YOU KNOW THAT

You: no, i didn't know

Stranger: AND YOUR CRAZY

You: where am i famous? =O

Stranger: IN A GOOD WAY

Stranger: on youtube bb

You: ooo, i have many views on youtube, i didn't know

Stranger: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boxxy

Stranger: HEY GURL

You: i didn't know i was that famous oO

Stranger: no but seriously she scares me

You: she? you mean me?

Stranger: no SHE

You: who she?

Stranger: BOXXY

You: boxxy, me?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: UR NOT HYPER ENOUGH TO BE BOXXY

You: IM FUCKIN HYPER

You: CAUSE IM BOXXY

You: BUT IM TIRED

Stranger: ILU BOXXY

Stranger: GOODBYE

Stranger: <#

Stranger: <3*

You: goodbye?

You: the time is only 13:02 oO

Stranger: 4:02

You: too hyper to sleep

Stranger: OKAY WE

Stranger: DO NOT IMPERSONATE THE GREATNESS THAT IS BOXXY

You: i AM BOXXY

Stranger: NO

Stranger: IF U ARRE BOXXY THEN SIGN ON UR YOUTUBE ACCOUNT

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Stranger: boy?

You: ye

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Kids today ^^

Endret 14. juli 2009 av KK-f

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You: My Name Is Kent Brockman.

Stranger: whos she

You: My Name Is Kent Brockman.

Stranger: My Name Is Michael Jackson.

You: Ok you deserv to die!

You: My Name Is Kent Brockman.

Stranger: Ok you deserv to die!

Stranger: My Name Is Michael Jackson.

You: My Name Is Kent Brockman.!!!

Stranger: My Name Is Michael Jackson.!!!

You: My Name Is Kent Brockman.!!!!!!!!

Stranger: My Name Is Michael Jackson.!!!!!!!!

You: My Name Is Michael Jackson.!!!!!!

Stranger: My Name Is Kent Brockman.!!!!!!

You: My Name Is Kent Brockman.!!!!!!!!

Stranger: My Name Is Michael Jackson.!!!!!!!!

You: My Name Is Stranger!

Stranger: My Name Is Stranger!

You: My Name is achmed saddam husain alhi hamir abbdhulla chafetsol!

Stranger: My name is hugo bravo jr. the III

You: My Name Is RuneScape!

Stranger: My Name is WorldOfWarcraft!

You: My Name Is TV

Stranger: Your name is TV

You: No you'r name is tv

Stranger: oh soz

Stranger: My Name Is TV

You: My Name Is 2speced

Stranger: what :|

You: Pwnt ^^

You: (-.(-.-).-)

You:

Stranger: Pwnt ^^

Stranger: your maw has big (.Y.)

You: ur maw don't got any tits

Stranger: your dads got tits and your mam has abeard

You: ( . Y . )

You: u got two dads

Stranger: so

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You: Hi do you wanna buy a box?

Stranger: ummm whats in it`?

You: nothing it's just a box.

Stranger: no thanks.

You: Pls buy my box!

Stranger: Okay how much for it?

You: Not for sale!! hahah

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[Gavekort]

Stranger: are you boy or girl

You: Shemale

 

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I love this shit!

[Spetz]

Stranger: hii

You: hi

You: i hate you

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Haha, dette var egentlig litt gøy!

 

 

Stranger: I love boobs

You: Hi.

You: Okay, that's cool.

You: Speaking of things we love, I'm in a weird position now. With the credit crunch and all, I'm almost broke. The only thing left I can sell is my box

You: Do you want to buy a box?

Stranger: ...heh

Stranger: Was a song made about this box?

Stranger: is something inside of it?

You: Nope!

You: But I can add it, if you want to.

You: ;)

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: NO

Stranger: No thank you

You: Alright, no dick. So then you want to buy the box itself, cool.

Stranger: Price?

You: Well, considering this is a very rare opportunity, it's not going to be very cheap. The box, obviously, is really awesome, so I'm looking at a price range from $1,000-$10,000, including shipping. This is a written agreement and by answering you MUST pay whatever I say! How's that price for you?

Stranger:

You: OH!

You: You answered

You: HAHAHAH BITCH!

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: I DID NOT

Stranger: I said

Stranger:

You: You just did!

Stranger: SHIT

You: Haha, double-pwned

Stranger: FOILED AGAIN

Stranger: BLAST

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[Gjest Harley Quinn]

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: I like zebras

Stranger: Oh,why?

You: They're pretty with stripes..

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[Carlgutt]

Fy faen han fyren som har lagd det er så sykt kuk suger håper ikke han fucker opp hele tingen. Synes forøvrig at "lol faktoren" har forsvunnet mye med tiden og stor mangel på normal/ interessante folk som det er gøy å snakke med, hjelper heller ikke når du 80% av gangene bare møter folk fra Taiwan og sånt som ikke snakker engelsk i det hele tatt, sigh.

[Bearar]

You: hi

Stranger: hi there

You: you wanna help me out with something?

Stranger: i d love to if i can

You: you see. im very broke atm, but i have this box. would you buy it maybe?

Stranger: what box

You: just a normal box

Stranger: how much

You: whats your currency?

Stranger: $

You: around 100usd

You: would be fine

Stranger: where r u

You: internet cafe

You: and you?

Stranger: home which country r u in

You: norway

You: ill send it for free

You: besides. i know this turd whos goin to us next week. ill ask him to bring it

Stranger: we lllllll ok but how can i keep in touch with u

Stranger: i mean if there is any pro

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: whats pro?

Stranger: problem

Stranger: hi

You: hmm. i dont know. can't we meet here at omegle tomorrow 1am ?

You: be precice

You: whats ur name btw? ill start the conversation with ur name

Stranger: are u sure we ca n meet

You: sure. just give ur name

Stranger: k justin

You: ok. cya at 1am ?

You: bye. and thanks

Stranger: but there are thousands of people here

You: be precice as i told you

You: thank u justin

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[dysfunctional]

You: Hey, do you want to buy an Xbox?

Stranger: xbox?

Stranger: i already have one

You: Ok, what about a box without the x?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: u sell a box

Stranger: ?

You: Yeah. But without the x

Stranger: bo?

You: No, just the first x. The second one stays

Stranger: what kind of box?

You: Just a box.

Stranger: sorry, not interested to a box

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Endret 18. juli 2009 av Zeromac