Omegle chat med fremmede!

[tlle]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: help

You: what do u need help for

Stranger: m/f?

Stranger: this is important

You: am m

Stranger: then you can help me, i need to see a cock like now, can you send me a pic of yours?

You: no

You: i dont even know u

Stranger: im gagging to see a big juicy cock

You: make a search on google

Stranger: i need to see a real mans one, not a porn star dick

You: well

You: what do I get for it?

Stranger: i might send you a pic of me usig your pic, if you get me/

You: hmm how old are you?

Stranger: 19

You: ok

You: hmm

You: i dont really trust you

Stranger: please, i will do a close up icture

Stranger: im all alone, my boyf just dumped me and i need cock

You: and a pic of my cock will help you?

Stranger: i hope so, im just desperate for some kind of reall man cock, not my stupid ex's or his friends or a stupid pornstars dick, i want your dick

Stranger: please

You: hmm

You: how can i know u wont abuse the pic

Stranger: i will delete after im, done

You: this dosent sound real

You: i think ur just joking with me or something

Stranger: im just abit horny is all

Stranger: please baby, i just want abit of cock

You: i dont even know if ur a girl

Stranger: when im using your pic ill show you

Stranger: 4 fingers

Stranger: im gagging, im already quite wet over the thought of you

You: well

You: just find another pic and finish what ur doing

Stranger: why do that to me, i was all exited aout your huge cock

Stranger: but if i find another pic you wont get to see me fingereing myslef

You: aww

You: where are you from?

Stranger: london

You: ok i was just wondering

You: hmm

Stranger: you wont get to see my pretty shaven pussy

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[knegg]

Va nettop =)

 

Stranger: asl

You: hi

You: uff

You: faen

Stranger: chill hvordan går et?

You: flotters

You: ein nordmann

Stranger: endelig

You: hehehe

Stranger: fra?

You: Sogn og fjordane

Stranger: BODØ

You: va nettop på diskusjon.no og såg på tråden om omelgle

You: omegle*

Stranger: ka de sa

You: mykje løje, tips og triks for å ha det arti med andre ^^

Stranger: nice

You: https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopi...;#entry14020148

Stranger: er du gutt?

You: der har du den

You: ja

You: mykje bading i bodø då?

Stranger: jepp

You: bada sjøl kvar dag dinna veka =)

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[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

You: Hi
You: no pr0n now pls
Stranger: You have been challenged by STRANGER JON
You: wtf
You: xD
Stranger: STRANGER JON sent out PIDGEY
You: rofl
You: i send out ur mom
Stranger: PIDGEY USED GUST
You: Ho ho flamethrower!
Stranger: Critical hit
Stranger: PIDGEY fainted
You: rofl!
Stranger: Use Next Pokemon?
You: (Sending Pokemonball)
Stranger: Flee

 

 

Hahahhaahhahahahah xD!!!

[Pentumsmart]

Pokemon style! FAEN den skal jeg kjøre nå!!

[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

Pokemon style! FAEN den skal jeg kjøre nå!!

Hahaha ^^ du likte den ja Husk å bruk en dårlig pokemon da

[Nesebrus]

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You: det bør funke

You: til å åpne

Stranger: ja scan alle papir du ahr

Stranger: dopapir

You: til og med dopapiret?

You: AHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

Stranger: best

Stranger: ebst

You: VI SA DET SAMTIDIGI AHAHAHAHAHØAHAHHAAHØAHØAØHAØHAH

Stranger:

Stranger: GULLKORN

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[Laserbeam]

Jeg har mine tvil om omegle chatten din, Nesebrus, referer til denne tråden: https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopic=949139&hl=

[kris98]

Jeg har mine tvil om omegle chatten din, Nesebrus, referer til denne tråden: https://www.diskusjon.no/index.php?showtopic=949139&hl=

 

Haha

[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

You: do you wanna buy a box?
Stranger: A box of what?
You: nothing it's just a box
Stranger: is it sturdy?
You: nop, it's just a normal box ^^
Stranger: how much?
You: hmm..
You: 100 $?
Stranger: that's a lot for a box
You: okej, 99$
Stranger: deal

Endret 5. juli 2009 av KK-f

[Ajaco]

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You: det bør funke

You: til å åpne

Stranger: ja scan alle papir du ahr

Stranger: dopapir

You: til og med dopapiret?

You: AHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

Stranger: best

Stranger: ebst

You: VI SA DET SAMTIDIGI AHAHAHAHAHØAHAHHAAHØAHØAØHAØHAH

Stranger:

Stranger: GULLKORN

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Bortsett fra at den er i gullkorn tråden, så er det greit.

 

Gidd post fakes.

[faldmo]

You: HI HO

Stranger: i wanna put my dick on u!!

You: on?

You: not in? : (

Stranger: on, in however

You: well, you gotta choose one

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Folk er så jævla lite pratsomme....

[Tehjoran]

Fikk ikke sakt noe.. :O

 

Stranger: U LIKE NIGGERS

Stranger: I LIKE DEM

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EDIT:

 

Stranger: clit ?

Stranger: dick ?

You: Asshole?

Stranger: (:l

Stranger: mother fucker

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Skjer med at går ut med en gang nå? :s xD

Endret 7. juli 2009 av TehJøran

[Ajaco]

Stranger: hey

You: sup

You: from?

Stranger: usa

Stranger: m/f

You: x

You: your call.

You: im a shemale.

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Stranger: hola

You: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

Stranger: bitch

You: IM IN YOUR FACE

You: STFU

Stranger: yeah

You: EAT SHIT AND DIE.

Stranger: hoe

You: BALLS OF STEEL.

Stranger: elknfvdlkvdlv

You: BALLS OF STEEL.

Stranger: u have ballls of notttin

You: ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK.

Stranger: ok

You: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

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Endret 7. juli 2009 av Ajaco

[Gjest Slettet+981287349]

HAHAHA!

Måtte bare ta printscreen

 

Endret 7. juli 2009 av Slettet+981287349

[Tehjoran]

Hah, i natt ble jeg faktisk sittende og snakke spansk med en Amerikansk fyr som trodde at Norge var i Sør-Amerika..

 

Brukte google translate såklart.. xD

[kris98]

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You: DO A BARRELROLL

Stranger: chargin mylasya

You: DO A BARRELROLL

You: DO A BARRELROLL

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You: WE HAVE A WINRAR

Stranger: Did I get 00.

Stranger: That's the only way to become winrar.

You: NO, 000000

You: WINRAR OF THE YEAR

Stranger: You are the winrar of calling winrar's, sir. Congratualations.

You: WE BOTH WIN 2,64 INTRANETS

You: CONGRATULATIONS

Stranger: Thank you. I must take my nets and go.

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[Kris]

Pratet kinesisk med en i nesten en time før jeg fant ut at han var norsk. Brukte google translate. Var det noen herfra?

 

Tok også en som stod på en av de første sidene her:

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

You: Please tell me. Is the cake a lie?

Stranger: so,u chinese or not?

Stranger: i guess u r chinese

Stranger: jp?

You: IS THE CAKE A LIE?!

Stranger: no, i think

Stranger: its a trap

You: do u have cake?

Stranger: no

You: GIEF CAKE!

Stranger: what the word "gief" mean?

You: Give me cake

You: NOW!

Stranger: how?

You: send it on mail

Stranger: u address?

Stranger: i mean i dont have your address

You: [email protected]

You: send cake!

Stranger: r u kidding me? ur account name is omegle!

You: its my real adress. SEND CAKE!

Stranger: ok~~~then what kind of cake do u want?

You: chocolate

Stranger: what else?

You: nothing else

Stranger: okay,wait for a sec

 

 

Jeg fikk kake

 

Edit: Prøvde den med pokemon. Alle bare stikker med en gang

Endret 7. juli 2009 av Kris

[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

Pratet kinesisk med en i nesten en time før jeg fant ut at han var norsk. Brukte google translate. Var det noen herfra?

 

Tok også en som stod på en av de første sidene her:

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

You: Please tell me. Is the cake a lie?

Stranger: so,u chinese or not?

Stranger: i guess u r chinese

Stranger: jp?

You: IS THE CAKE A LIE?!

Stranger: no, i think

Stranger: its a trap

You: do u have cake?

Stranger: no

You: GIEF CAKE!

Stranger: what the word "gief" mean?

You: Give me cake

You: NOW!

Stranger: how?

You: send it on mail

Stranger: u address?

Stranger: i mean i dont have your address

You: [email protected]

You: send cake!

Stranger: r u kidding me? ur account name is omegle!

You: its my real adress. SEND CAKE!

Stranger: ok~~~then what kind of cake do u want?

You: chocolate

Stranger: what else?

You: nothing else

Stranger: okay,wait for a sec

 

 

Jeg fikk kake

 

Edit: Prøvde den med pokemon. Alle bare stikker med en gang

Pröv denne " Do you wanna buy a box" og aldrig stopp å spörre

[kris98]

Klikk for å se/fjerne innholdet nedenfor

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: Do you wanna buy an xbox?

Stranger: noooo

You: Do you wanna buy an xbox?

You: Come on

Stranger: nooo

Stranger: no thx

You: I tell you this -

Stranger: ok tell me

You: You'll get it for 41$

You: And 1 game

Stranger: nooo

Stranger: ] nooo

You: Camaaan

Stranger: "the chinese"

You: Hmm

Stranger: nooooo

Stranger: nooooo

Stranger: noooooo

You: wanna buy an xbox now then?

Stranger: NO

You: How about a box

You: without the x

Stranger: OK A BOX HOW MUCH

You: Hmm

Stranger: ?????

You: For you? 32,5$

Stranger: noooooo

You: Special offer this week you know

You: Why not?

Stranger: nooooo

You: Its a great deal!

Stranger: i can get boxes 4 free

You: How?

Stranger: nooooooo

You: I want demm boxxes

Stranger: How about i sell u a battery

Stranger: ok

Stranger: come on now

You: A battery-eh?

Stranger: its speial

You: I tell you what, I'll trade you a box for a battery

Stranger: special

Stranger: ok deal

You: Nice

Stranger: wow

Stranger: ecommerce

You: You'll pay for shipping then?

Stranger: u too

You: It's a great box you know

Stranger: the battery costs $99

Stranger: to ship its

You: How much does it weigh?

Stranger: special

You: In that case

Stranger: not much

Stranger: but insurance

You: Hmm

Stranger: you need it

Stranger: ye

Stranger: u do

You: What does the battery-insurance cover?

You: Floods?

You: Tornadoes?

You: Spiders?

Stranger: theft, breakdown,loss. acts of god etc

You: Sounds good

Stranger: so ur in?

You: Sure thing

Stranger: yep u ow me an xbox and?

Stranger: the rest

You: No, just a box, remember?

You: It's a special box

Stranger: oh forgot

You: Ok. I've got it here.

Stranger: mmmm, how bout just a straight swap then?

You: Sure

You: On the count of three

You: 1

You: 2

You: 3

You: http://blog.craftzine.com/CloverBox.jpg

Stranger: 123 no backs

You: ...

You: You owe me one battery

Stranger: yep it is special...youll prize it

Stranger: an heirloom

You: I want my battery

You: and I want it now

Stranger: its on its way

You: To where?

Stranger: you

You: But where am I?

Stranger: your there!!

Stranger: i can see u

Stranger: so i sent it

You: Ah, good. I was afraid you were kidding

Stranger: to u

Stranger: noo

Stranger: no joke

You: Cant you just send a direct link to the battery?

Stranger: yep its on international,national,continental cross continental mail..

You: Hmm

You: How long does it take for it to arrive?

Stranger: wait it may take a min or too

Stranger: two?

You: Ah, it's here right now

Stranger: gr8

Stranger: wow

Stranger: thx

You: So, how do you like the box?

Stranger: told u

Stranger: WHERES my box then

Stranger: !!!!

You: I took it

Stranger: uuuu

Stranger: why

You: I BE A HUZLA

Stranger: so

You: Yeah

Stranger: i dont care if your godzilla crosed with superman

Stranger: give me my BOX

Stranger: NOW

You: About you knowing Im a huzzlaah

You: But, with you knowing that, you'll have to die. So...

You: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZ0R

You: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH

Stranger: i want my battery back

You: You cant

You: It's mine

Stranger: yes

You: Yup

You: Good thing we are in agreement

Stranger: nup

You: You just told me "yes"

You: You cant take it back

Stranger: AAAAAAA *explode*

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[Kris]

Jeg prøvde den med å selge en boks. Han sa at 50 andre før meg hadde prøvd å selge han en boks Defor sa jeg at han kunne kjøpe hunden min. Akkurat da skjer dette:

 

 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

Edit:

You: hi

Stranger: CYBER SEX?

You: Do you wanna buy a box?

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Endret 7. juli 2009 av Kris