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[Coffey]

KAN FOLK HER INNE VÆRSÅSNILL LÆRE SEG Å BRUKE SPOILERE?!

 

@Zn1ken: Må si du var like mye tilbakestående i den samtalen.

Endret 1. juli 2009 av Koffeinkanin

[Fyr1]

KAN FOLK HER INNE VÆRSÅSNILL LÆRE SEG Å BRUKE SPOILERE?!

 

@Zn1ken: Må si du var like mye tilbakestående i den samtalen.

 

hehe, no shit

[Skjelvgråt]

Lo og lo! Fantastisk artig samtale

[Geggse]

Hadde en liten koselig nå før leggetid. Hadde vært morro å snakke litt mer med vedkommende.

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im not here to cyber

You: agree

Stranger: im just really fucking bored at work

You: lol

Stranger: what are You doing

You: i'm bored before bedtime

Stranger: ah

You: it's 12.30 AM

You: so it's over midtnight

Stranger: wonderful

You: yeah

Stranger: its just not 5 30

Stranger: now*

You: usa`?

Stranger: yes unfortunatly

You: norway here

Stranger: nice

Stranger: its beautiful over there

You: yes

You: been there`?

Stranger: no i wish!

You: cool

Stranger: you smoke weed?

You: no

Stranger: wow

You: never smoked

Stranger: ..well i say you should

You: why?

Stranger: ..they have very nice weed in norway

You: no way

Stranger: omg, yes way

You: no

You: where in usa do you live?

Stranger: louisiana..its horrible here.

You: why?

Stranger: so uneducated. and imbred

You: ok

Stranger: ...for the most part its just like what you see in the movies..except the all dive gigantic trucks

You: lol

Stranger: sorry i have a broken finger i cant type well

Stranger: lol

You: how did you do that?

Stranger: i slammed it in the car door....not to excting

You: lol

You: sorry for laughing

Stranger: i dont care

Stranger: i did

Stranger: so...

Stranger: michael jackson died

You: i heard

You: shocking

Stranger: yes, very much so.

Stranger: but im more upset about billy mays dying

You: billy mays?

Stranger: ..oh, lol, sorry i forgot where you were from.

You: who is he?

Stranger: hes a relly famous pitchman in the us

You: aha, baseball

You: or?

Stranger: ...lol, no, hes a salesmean

You: aha

Stranger: he had actually just got his own show on discovery channel.

Stranger: ...so what do you do in your free time?

You: ok

You: i work in a grocerystore

Stranger: cool, i own a tattoo shop.

You: really?

You: coooooooooooooool

Stranger: yeah, its ok i guess.

Stranger: i just hate ALL my clientle

You: why?

Stranger: ...uneducated, media fed, hillbillies. They start breeding in high school around here.

Stranger: its very sad

You: ok

You: not good

Stranger: no it isnt, you have much teen pregnancy where you live?

You: no

Stranger: lol, it must be nice.

You: yeah

You: but don't care anyway

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i must go now

You: me too

Stranger: thanks for the conversation stranger

You: going to bed

You: same to you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[CypheroN]

Stranger: I have a dick

You: nice

You: is it large?

Stranger: It is, but its still in the growing process

You: too bad, i like smaller

Stranger: Rly? You're like my ex.

Stranger: She couldn't handle it.

You: Just kiddin. Love the large ones. Cumming down my throat.

Stranger: Lol thought so

You: im a boy btw

Stranger: I'm bi, btw.

 

Ble litt eid.

[KKake]

Genialt.

[Huskarl]

Driver ikke med noe cyber eller nett-dating. Men møtte faktisk en smellfin svensk jente innpå der. Hun ga meg epost, og jeg fant ikke ut at det var jente før jeg logget på msn... Sjeldent med jenter som har like interesser som meg, så tanken streifet meg ikke engang.

[Androish]

 

 

You: Do you believe in God?

Stranger: y

You: Why?

Stranger: Why Not?

You: I just recon if you believe in something you have a reason for it.

Stranger: Do u believe?

You: Can't say that I do.

Stranger: I am not ur slave

You: ?

Stranger: ya

You: I have never said you where

You: Do you think I'm satan?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

<3

Endret 4. juli 2009 av Androish

[faldmo]

egg

[Ajaco]

Det skal nevnes at Omegle er 4chans-geeks lekeplass - som mange her har fått erfare

egg.

 

Stranger: hi

You: ello

You: from? :>

Stranger: france

Stranger: are you a girl or a boy???

You: im a boy.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Endret 5. juli 2009 av Ajaco

[Kadmium]

Hadde nettopp denne samtalen:

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Well... Snakes and shit.

Stranger: spiders and piss

You: Dogs and saliva.

Stranger: cats and sweat

You: Elephants and THE GAME

 

Hadde noen korte samtaler etter denne, og overraskelen var stor og jubelen stod i taket etter at jeg tilfeldigvis møtte på samme karen som jeg hadde snakket med kun to minutter tidligere (dette er da en annen fyr enn personen ovenfor):

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Well... Snakes and shit.

Stranger: shawn?

You: DAMN!

Stranger: holy shit

You: YOU AGAIN

Stranger: didnt i just talk to your dumbass

You: Yes.

You: You fucking dumbass.

Stranger: jesus christ

Endret 5. juli 2009 av Kadmium

[2ball_]

jeg tror han håpet på mer:

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

You: And that is why

Stranger: R U A GURL

You: no..

You: im a girl

Stranger: U CN'T RYME U ASSWHOLE

Stranger: DIP SHIT

You: And that is why

Stranger: u wana cock meet sandwitch BETWEEN UR LEGS

Stranger: u wana cock meet sandwitch BETWEEN UR LEGS

You: whatever..

Stranger: u wana cock meet sandwitch BETWEEN UR LEGS

Stranger: u wana cock meet sandwitch BETWEEN UR LEGS

You: shure.

You: hit me..

You: And that is why

Stranger: R U A GUURL

You: you suck

Stranger: u wana cock meet sandwitch BETWEEN UR LEGS

You: what is this "gurl" u keep talking about?

You: are you retarded?

Stranger: u wana cock meet sandwitch BETWEEN UR LEGS

You: I feel sorry for you..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Manne]

Virker som Omegle chat er samlingsplass for homofile og bifile gutter 16 -22 fra USA. Men tisfordriv om ikke annet..

[Ajaco]

Virker som Omegle chat er samlingsplass for homofile og bifile gutter 16 -22 fra USA. Men tisfordriv om ikke annet..

Eller vanlige folk over hele verden som utgir seg for å være homofile og bifile. Det er mange av dem.

[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

You: Hi

Stranger: just want to talk nonsense?

Stranger: anything serious

You: i'm gay?

Stranger: u are?

You: yes ^^

Stranger: i hope so, but u definitely have small boobs

You: what the fuck do you mean?

Stranger: sorry, i dont usually return fire

Stranger: but i was forced to do that

You: Men don't have "Boob" unless you weight 100Pounds

Stranger: then u are

Stranger: 130 pounds for u?

Stranger: most or less, ya?

Stranger: more or less*

You: less

You: I weight 75kg

Stranger: well, its funny that man's boob can grow, woman's boob can only rely on silicon

Stranger: 75 is impressive

You: Are you gay too?

Stranger: hmm, yes, that what u want?

You: yes

Stranger: that explains why u failed to seduce me?

Stranger: =)

You: hehehe =)

Stranger: honey, u need to know how to face a failure

Stranger: sorry, i was forced to use the AK47 tonight

Stranger: are u ok?

You: Yes

Stranger: most of the time i use magnum or handgun

You: Do you like desert eagle 50cal?

Stranger: tonight i want to taste the smell of blood honey

Stranger: from CS?

Stranger: i looks cool ya?

Stranger: it

You: yes

Stranger: i havent been playing since ver1.6

Stranger: surprised u play that

You: I don't play it

You: I just know it ^^

Stranger: alright

You: I have an Desert Eagle 50. cal

Stranger: got bullets?

You: U need big muscles to fire it

You: yes

Stranger: then u can

You:

Stranger: wanna shout at me here?

You: I got 5boxes with bullet

Stranger: go ahead

You: sure ^^

Stranger: then peace in the walky talky

You: Do you wanna do handjob on me?

Stranger: sure, but ur pussy is always dry

Stranger: drink more water u fool

Stranger: otherwise it burns

Stranger: or under certain circumstances, it sparkles

You: lol man, how do you get so nice comeback xD

Stranger: i got shot toooooo many times in WW2, this is what i get from there

You: World War 2 xD?

You: or what game is that ?

Stranger: right

Stranger: thats my early life pal

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 78

You: holy fuck!?

 

Kjenner meg litt eid nå :/

Endret 5. juli 2009 av KK-f

[MSg]

^^

[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

You: my name is . achmed ahli muhhamed husain bogdad hamir jafet

Stranger: does it fit on ur id card?

 

 

hahahahah

[Ajaco]

You: Hi

Stranger: just want to talk nonsense?

Stranger: anything serious

You: i'm gay?

Stranger: u are?

You: yes ^^

Stranger: i hope so, but u definitely have small boobs

You: what the fuck do you mean?

Stranger: sorry, i dont usually return fire

Stranger: but i was forced to do that

You: Men don't have "Boob" unless you weight 100Pounds

Stranger: then u are

Stranger: 130 pounds for u?

Stranger: most or less, ya?

Stranger: more or less*

You: less

You: I weight 75kg

Stranger: well, its funny that man's boob can grow, woman's boob can only rely on silicon

Stranger: 75 is impressive

You: Are you gay too?

Stranger: hmm, yes, that what u want?

You: yes

Stranger: that explains why u failed to seduce me?

Stranger: =)

You: hehehe =)

Stranger: honey, u need to know how to face a failure

Stranger: sorry, i was forced to use the AK47 tonight

Stranger: are u ok?

You: Yes

Stranger: most of the time i use magnum or handgun

You: Do you like desert eagle 50cal?

Stranger: tonight i want to taste the smell of blood honey

Stranger: from CS?

Stranger: i looks cool ya?

Stranger: it

You: yes

Stranger: i havent been playing since ver1.6

Stranger: surprised u play that

You: I don't play it

You: I just know it ^^

Stranger: alright

You: I have an Desert Eagle 50. cal

Stranger: got bullets?

You: U need big muscles to fire it

You: yes

Stranger: then u can

You:

Stranger: wanna shout at me here?

You: I got 5boxes with bullet

Stranger: go ahead

You: sure ^^

Stranger: then peace in the walky talky

You: Do you wanna do handjob on me?

Stranger: sure, but ur pussy is always dry

Stranger: drink more water u fool

Stranger: otherwise it burns

Stranger: or under certain circumstances, it sparkles

You: lol man, how do you get so nice comeback xD

Stranger: i got shot toooooo many times in WW2, this is what i get from there

You: World War 2 xD?

You: or what game is that ?

Stranger: right

Stranger: thats my early life pal

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 78

You: holy fuck!?

 

 

Kjenner meg litt eid nå :/

lol.

[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

You: Hi

Stranger: just want to talk nonsense?

Stranger: anything serious

You: i'm gay?

Stranger: u are?

You: yes ^^

Stranger: i hope so, but u definitely have small boobs

You: what the fuck do you mean?

Stranger: sorry, i dont usually return fire

Stranger: but i was forced to do that

You: Men don't have "Boob" unless you weight 100Pounds

Stranger: then u are

Stranger: 130 pounds for u?

Stranger: most or less, ya?

Stranger: more or less*

You: less

You: I weight 75kg

Stranger: well, its funny that man's boob can grow, woman's boob can only rely on silicon

Stranger: 75 is impressive

You: Are you gay too?

Stranger: hmm, yes, that what u want?

You: yes

Stranger: that explains why u failed to seduce me?

Stranger: =)

You: hehehe =)

Stranger: honey, u need to know how to face a failure

Stranger: sorry, i was forced to use the AK47 tonight

Stranger: are u ok?

You: Yes

Stranger: most of the time i use magnum or handgun

You: Do you like desert eagle 50cal?

Stranger: tonight i want to taste the smell of blood honey

Stranger: from CS?

Stranger: i looks cool ya?

Stranger: it

You: yes

Stranger: i havent been playing since ver1.6

Stranger: surprised u play that

You: I don't play it

You: I just know it ^^

Stranger: alright

You: I have an Desert Eagle 50. cal

Stranger: got bullets?

You: U need big muscles to fire it

You: yes

Stranger: then u can

You:

Stranger: wanna shout at me here?

You: I got 5boxes with bullet

Stranger: go ahead

You: sure ^^

Stranger: then peace in the walky talky

You: Do you wanna do handjob on me?

Stranger: sure, but ur pussy is always dry

Stranger: drink more water u fool

Stranger: otherwise it burns

Stranger: or under certain circumstances, it sparkles

You: lol man, how do you get so nice comeback xD

Stranger: i got shot toooooo many times in WW2, this is what i get from there

You: World War 2 xD?

You: or what game is that ?

Stranger: right

Stranger: thats my early life pal

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 78

You: holy fuck!?

 

 

Kjenner meg litt eid nå :/

lol.

 

Hehehe han eide meg veldig der ja ^^

[♠∜Kk-f∜♠]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you wanna buy a box?
Stranger: fuck life.
Stranger: no.
You: Do you wanna buy a box???
Stranger: unless that box has knives
You: 10 bucks and it's you'rs
You: EMO?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: jesus christ
You: it contains Knifes...
Stranger: i would never cut myself
Stranger: weirdo
You: Do you wanna buy a box??
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i would like to buy a box
You: That will be 10bucks on my paypal
You: Do you wanna buy a box?
Stranger: do you
Stranger: wanna buy my mum?
You: I NA I DONT GOT BUCKS
You: Naa, i dont got 2bucks sorry*
You: You: Do you wanna buy a box?

 

 

Hahaha ^^