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Synes Simensk sin ide var litt morsom :wee:

 

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Stranger: 1

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Type "info_chat" in order to know more chat-commands.

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Orket ikke å ha en lang samtale der og da :p Får heller prøve igjen litt senere

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Skuffende!

 

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You: I'M TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES!

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Lot som jeg hadde elendig Engelsk. Enjoy!

 

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Stranger: hi

You: Hola

Stranger: asl?

You: Que?

Stranger: where you from?

You: Que?

You: me From spani

You: spain

You: me think its name in english

Stranger: how old?

You: me are 19

You: old how you are?

Stranger: 17

You: from you are?

Stranger: are you male or female?

Stranger: australia

You: me are female

You: my mum say me is very execellent english speaker. Is true that?

Stranger: better than most

You: me happy now

You: Me kiss my mum

Stranger: do you have msn?

You: me have not name msn

Stranger: pardon?

You: me name is not msn

Stranger: oh ok

Stranger: do you have a picture of yourself?

You: Me don't have afford to a cameraweb

Stranger: oh ok

You: we're very poor

Stranger: do you have big boobs?

You: me not now what boobs is?

Stranger: breasts

You: my mum have breasts

Stranger: so do you

You: me ask her how big are they. She not answer

You: what is you are doing now?

Stranger: Quiero tener cópula sexual con usted y su madre.

You: Me not understand Spanish.

You: me is are from sweden

You: me thought u meant wher me dad are from

You: he are spain

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Stranger: hi

You: Hola

Stranger: asl?

You: Que?

Stranger: where you from?

You: Que?

You: me From spani

You: spain

...

...

...

Stranger: Quiero tener cópula sexual con usted y su madre.

You: Me not understand Spanish.

 

Hehe :)

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Plan: Insistere på at motparten er tysk. No matter what. Here we go.

 

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You: r u german?!

Stranger: 中文?

You: i think you are german

You: im french

You: lets fight

Stranger: = =

You: hmm

Stranger: 聽謀

Stranger: 掰掰

You: u seem even more german to me now

You: say"hello" in german

Stranger: bye

You: thats not..

You: i think "hello" in german is more like: "hallo"

Stranger: no engish

You: no, GERMAN! I KNOW

Stranger: bye]

You: You are a weird one

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Overtrøtt samtale.

 

Stranger: 20/m wanna cyber?

You: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: I'm Chewbaca

You: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

 

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Stranger: hello you are now talking to a stranger

You: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: I'm Chewbaca

You: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: how does that make you feel.?

You: Like a Hairy bitch

You: Like a nobody

Stranger: oh thats nice. i assume

You: No

You: I'm ugly

You: And fat

You: :'(

Stranger: oh well im sorry to hear that Mr. Chewbaca.

You: Yeah

You: And that cunt Han Solo

You: Fucking asshole

You: He always takes me from behind

You: Why?

Stranger: oh... well i have a suprise for you.

Stranger: you have just won.

Stranger: a free

You: :O

Stranger: bottle.

Stranger: that has nothing in it

Stranger: i hope you are happy.

You: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I'm so fucking happy right now, raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: oh and another suprise

Stranger: you just won. a coupon to get 1 dollar off pizza.!

Stranger: hope that make you even more happy.

You: :D

You: Man, I was going to take a Britney Spears and shave off my hair, but now i'm so happy i don't need to

Stranger: oh and im sorry to say this.. but you are going to die... in 2 minutes... im terribly sorry to say this.. i truley am... but i hope you tell all your family, and friends and get your will down... but you might not have enough time...

You: No you are Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaing! That is not traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaue. You are a liraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

Stranger: no i do not lie.! when have i ever lied to you..

Stranger: oh i must leave

Stranger: i love you

You: Love you to straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanger

Stranger: hope we see each other again Mr. Chewbaca.

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: Where are u from?

Stranger: usa

Stranger: you?

You: Norway

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Tåpelig at alle skal DC bare fordi jeg kommer fra Norge. :roll:

 

EDIT: og litt Star Wars, den fremmede var kjip ble ikke helt med på rollespillinga :(

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Stranger: Hi asl?

You: Join the dark side, and rule the galaxy by my side.

Stranger: no! i'm lucke skywalter!:D

You: There a forces greater than a jedi can imagine on the dark side,

You: I will crush you all! The rebublic shall fall, and the Siths will rule!

Stranger: :O oh no!

Stranger: i will tell for the chapolim!

Stranger: he will kill you:D

You: My powers are beyond every jedi, noone can even touch me.

Stranger: :O

Stranger: see chapolin!

Stranger: http://releitura.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/chapolin.jpg

Stranger: he is the best!:D

Stranger: he will kill you:D

You: If you are not going to RP then I will leave.

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You: hello

Stranger: guess what i just did

You: pooped?

Stranger: no

You: hmm

You: taken a piss?

Stranger: no

Stranger: kinda similar

Stranger: but it feels way better

You: ..raped a homeless person?!

Stranger: there it is!

You: : D

You: I love doing that

Stranger: i don't ever monday

You: i do

Stranger: do it*

You: well i do

You: its just fun u know?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but not on mondays

Stranger: any other day is fine

Stranger: its jolly

You: true, true

Stranger: so what have you been up to all day besides raping homeless midgets?

You: to be honest, my schedule has been pretty busy with raping homeless midgets

Stranger: yeah its a time-consuming hobby man

Stranger: i know what u mean

 

 

 

 

You: hello

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 13/girl/homeless

You: will you rape me?

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: wats is rape?

You: it is when you give me pleasure

Stranger: 13??

Stranger: i too

You: cool

Stranger: but

Stranger: i'm boy

Stranger: and live in brazil

Stranger: pleadure to meet you...

Stranger: sahasuauhah

You: do you live in brazil??!? me too!!! lets rape each other!!!

Stranger: serio?

You: ja

You: lets rape, lets have fun fun rape-time :)

You: i can put a dildo up your ass if u want

Stranger: onde vc mora?

Stranger: dildo

You: no, rape!

Stranger: q isso?

You: que?

Stranger: n to intendenndo muito

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: q q eh rape

Stranger: e dildo?

You: si :)

You: si si

Stranger: do you speak portugues?

Stranger: or not?

You: wtf dude

You: u want rape time or not??!

Stranger: yes

You: i has dildo, but u must be nice to earn it..up your ass that is

You: btw, i dont think you speak portugese...

Stranger: yes i speak

Stranger: but you dont

You: I DO!!

Stranger: entao vamo fala em portugues

You: si! lol

Stranger: ata

You: mhm

Stranger: vc fala portugues de portugal

Stranger: ...

You: virio em portugal!

Stranger: my portugues is brasilian

Stranger: is a little diferent

You: aha

Stranger: so

Stranger: do you have msn?

You: yes. do you have cam btw? : )

You: i has that u see

Stranger: i will buy next weel

Stranger: k

Stranger: you have?

Stranger: [email protected]

Stranger: add me

You: hmm.. lets make a deal :) this week i show you me naked, and you can watch me all week :) and then next week you can buy cam and show me YOU naked :)

You: deal?

Stranger: deal

You: yay :D

You: is it okay if i masturbate sometimes when you watch? or does that bother you?

Stranger: its o

Stranger: and i

Stranger: can?

You: you can masturbate as well yes :)

You: oh damn, i have to go :( i cant add you on msn, i dont have time! my dad says "go to bed!!"

Stranger: no!! you tell him to wait!!!!

You: Sorry, I can't :( Bye bye..

Stranger: waitwaitwaitwhorewait

Stranger: sdaddsad

Stranger: saffg

Stranger: FFQFQFWFSFAAFA

Stranger: WAAAIT!! add msn first!!

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Tok Mr. Graves idé et steg videre:

 

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Stranger: Can I creep around in your soul for a little while?

You: Welcome to Omegle. Type "options" for options.

Stranger: Hmm...

Stranger: Option

Stranger: *options

You:

Type "s_chat" to open a chat with one user.

Type "m_chat" + number (number tells how many) to open a chat with multiple user, ex "m_chat_4" (max is 5).

Type "disconnect_chat" to disconnect from a chat.

Type "info_chat" in order to know more chat-commands.

Stranger: info_chat

You: Type "g" + word to search on google, ex "g_car".

Type "random_link" to get a random link to a site.

Type "random_name" to get a random name.

Type "more_info" to get more chat-commands.

Stranger: random_link

You: http://www.komplett.no/k/ki.aspx?sku=482530

Stranger: If I get a virus...

Stranger: Tell everyone on /b/...

You: Error, not a valid command.

Stranger: They're fucking assholes...

You: Error, not a valid command.

You: Welcome to Omegle. Type "options" for options.

Stranger: ._.

You: Error, not a valid command.

Stranger: You're boring after the first time, you know that?\

You: Error, not a valid command.

Stranger: random_link

You: http://www.rarenyheter.com/?p=4185

Stranger: random_name

You: John Terry

Stranger: random_name

You: Mike Tyson

Stranger: more_info

You: Type "random_country" to know facts about a random country.

Type "country" + name to know facts about a spesific country, ex "country_finland".

Type "translate" + word or sentence + language to translate to the language, ex "translate_My name is John._german".

Type "more_info2" to get more chat-commands.

Stranger: translate_My favorite color is red_german

Stranger: Got you on that one didn't I?

You: Meine Lieblingsfarbe ist rot

Stranger: more_info2

You: Type "random_youtube" to get a link to a random youtube video.

Type "good_youtube" to get a link to a good video on yotube.

Type "random_answer" + question to get a random answer on your question.

Type "more_info3 to get more chat-commands.

Stranger: random_answer

You: Error, not a valid command. Need question.

Stranger: translate_My name is John_wapanese

You: Error, not a valid command.

Stranger: translate_My name is John_Japanese

You: 私の名前はジョン

Stranger: more_info3

You: Type "correct_answer" + question to get the correct answer on your question.

Hot! Type "love" + two names to know how if you want to know your chance to get in a relationship with the person (your name first), ex "love_Juliet_Jack".

New! Type "random_command" to know a random command.

Type "options" for options.

Stranger: love_John_Alex

You: 34%

Stranger: love_Seth_Michael

You: 59%

Stranger: love_Harry_Sally

You: 91%

Stranger: love_Dick_Jane

You: 11%

Stranger: love_Richard_Jane

You: 45%

Stranger: love_John_Alex

You: 34%

Stranger: love_John_Alexandrea

You: 74%

Stranger: random_command

You: Type "random_youtube" to get a link to a random youtube video.

Stranger: random_command

You: Type "more_info2" to get more chat-commands.

Stranger: correct_answer_What's the big bang theory?

You: 42

Stranger: correct_answer_Is there a god?

You: 42

Stranger: No Atheist answer?

You: Error, not a valid command.

Stranger: STOP IT YOU BORING WHORE TROLL

You: Error, not a valid command.

Stranger: correct_answer_What is /b/

You: 42

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Haha denne gikk da bra!

 

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You: Good Evening.

Stranger: hi

You: Do you have a couch?

Stranger: a couple. why?

You: What color are they?

Stranger: one's beige, the other is black

You: Do you like them?

Stranger: sorta.

Stranger: they're fun, i guess

You: I got a couch myself too.

You: Are you, like... do you have feelings for your couches?

Stranger: wat?

You: Like, are you attracted to your couches?

You: I am.

Stranger: really?

Stranger: isn't that bad?

You: Bad? Not at all, it might be weird for most, but it's wonderful really.

Stranger: tell me more

You: Do your couches have names?

Stranger: the black one's name is Xzibit, i don't have a name for the beige one

You: That's cool

You: I call mine Dave

Stranger: so are you a girl?

You: Yes.

You: Are you a girl?

Stranger: no

Stranger: how do you manage to be attracted to your couch?

You: Well, guys never really satisfied me. Often on nights after work, I found myself on the couch watching TV or reading

You: and well

You: one day it happened

You: I fell in love with it

You: I mean, we spend most of our nights together

You: it's just

You: so perfect

You: besides, the couch never cheats on you, like most asshole guys

Stranger: but it's an inanimate object

You: Others have fun with toys such as dildos and vibrators, I have my couch. =)

Stranger: so you have sex with your couch?

You: Yes, quite often actually

You: Dave pleasures me more than any guy ever could

Stranger: how do you do that?

You: Well it depends

You: most of the time I rub myself against it, it's amazing

You: The advantage of my couch is, it has a massage function, so it kinda vibrates, it's amazing. =)

Stranger: so can you officially say you and your couch are in a relationship?

You: Yes pretty much, I can't like... marry Dave or anything, laws and all...... and I can't take him out on dates and what not, but at home, we have a wonderful relationship

You: Sometimes I share him with my friends

You: it's quite kinky

Stranger: you must be very close to be comfortable with that

You: My best girlfriends, yes, they're kinda jealous of me

You: having Dave and all

You: they're still stuck with actual guys

Stranger: one question. are you trolling? because if not, this is quite possibly the most interesting thing i've ever heard

You: No I'm not trolling

Stranger: so do you have conversations with it, or do you just use it for comfort?

You: Well, it's kinda silly having conversations with it, since it can't talk back and all, so I pretty much use it for comfort most of the time

You: it actually understands my emotions unlike most guys

You: it's lovely

Stranger: how do you know it understands your emotions?

You: and is caring, Dave is just lovely

You: because, it's always so comforting when I feel down

Stranger: i see. so what turned you away from normal guys? assholes? cheating?

You: Yea, they cheated on me quite a lot, all they wanted was sex. I mean, it's not that I'm not good looking and that I didn't have the option to date guys, tons run after me, but that's the thing, they only run after me because I look good

You: no one bothers to look for the personality of a person anymore

You: with Dave, it's just... perfect, he won't cheat, he is there for me when I need him, no nagging, no useless conversations

Stranger: that actually sounds like the most comforting (no pun intended) relationship ever. you said you share it with your friends sometimes, do they, like, make fun of you for it or do they totally understand?

You: they totally understand, like I said, they're actually quite jealous that I have Dave

You: I mean, good couches are rare too, it's not like every couch is the same

You: it's hard to tell on what makes a couch... better, but you can just feel it

Stranger: did you buy it or was it given to you?

You: I bought it years ago, when I first moved into my house

You: I went to a furniture store, it had many couches, but there was something about this couch I just had to have it

You: I didn't know it would turn into a relationship or anything like that when I bought it, I just... liked it A LOT more than other couches

You: I probably had that couch for a good 3-4 years before I actually developed feelings for it

Stranger: wow. long friendships before relationships are much better in all forms, i suppose. so what do you do when guys hit on you or something?

You: What do I do when guys hit on me? I just ignore them. My heart belongs to Dave, it doesn't matter what guys do to try to 'get me', it's not really flatering either, knowing guys would want me, they're all in for the sexual aspect anyway

Stranger: oh, no, i mean, say you're talking to someone and they ask if you're seeing anyone, do you say "yeah, my couch" or just "yeah, this guy dave"?

You: I'd just say, yes, I'm taken

Stranger: this is really interesting. not to say in a patronizing sense, but i've never heard of the concept, but you make it sound absolutely divine.

You: Yea, I doubt many do it, but it's actually quite nice. Not sure if everyone could love an 'object', but I love the fact that I can.

You: I feel so much happier in my life since I have Dave, well, that I'm in a relationship with him

You: one major drawback though

You: I can't have kids with him

You: I guess I could adopt some, but that's not really having kids with HIM

Stranger: yeah, but even having kids with him indirectly would be impossible. adopting is always a good alternative, though.

You: Yes, sadly. But ya, adopting is a alternative, so many parentless kids anyway these days, I guess I'd do good.

You: So I'm guessing, you've never actually felt anything about an object

You: like a couch?

Stranger: not really. i've had feelings for, say, anime characters, but is that the same?

You: Yea, that's not really the same. But, you're into anime characters I take it?

You: And, do you think you'll think differently about your couch or other things from now on?

Stranger: most definitely. this has opened my mind quite a bit

You: That's good to hear :)

Stranger: :] i must be going now, but thank you very much, this was a great conversation.

Stranger: have a wonderful day! i wish you the best with dave!

You: Thank you, it was wonderful to talk about it with you! Have a wonderful evening

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Legendarisk russisk retard :) Litt lang.. Men jeg storkost meg i hvert fall under samtalen :)

 

 

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Stranger: Hi

You: Helllllooo

Stranger: Are you rusophobes?

You: was is daz?

Stranger: Russia haters???

Stranger: )

You: YES

You: i am from norway

You: so ofc

You: ofc

You: ofc

You: and u?

Stranger: screw u up fucking rusophobes

Stranger: Im from Ruusia

You: hahahahhahahaha

Stranger: Fuckin mind

You: hahahahahaha

You: hahahhahaha

Stranger: Fuck you

You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand hahahhahaha

You: U FAIL

You: russians shouldnt be aloud to chat here

Stranger: Fuck you

Stranger: gay

You: don't you agree?

Stranger: dont

You: 50 % of russians are gay. am i right?

Stranger: no

Stranger: You are fuck mind

You: google "russians are gay"

You: and you shall se the truth!

Stranger: I fuck ur google

Stranger: google is russian seacrh system

You: lol

Stranger: mother fucker

You: no it's not

Stranger: Are you fuck mind?

Stranger: Why u hate me?

Stranger: are u skinhead?

You: because you are a hostile motherfucker smile.gif

You: lol

You: you think skinheads hate russians?

You: they hate black people.. which russia don't have

You: haha

Stranger: Why???

Stranger: russia hostile???

Stranger: You stupid

Stranger: its not true

You: i said that you are hostile smile.gif

Stranger: Russia is a great country

You: so you like communism?

Stranger: No

Stranger: I fuck USSR

Stranger: Russia is not communism

You: you fuck them? now that is gay

Stranger: im not have sex with they

You: but you want to?

Stranger: no

Stranger: Why you hate Russia?

You: Beacuse you live there

Stranger: am i hostile?

You: with all your swearing

You: my mum said that it is not nice to say fuck you smile.gif

Stranger: You first start humble ьу

Stranger: You first start humble me

Stranger: and my motherland

You: I didn't say nothing bad about your mothers land

You: she is probably a nice lady

You: do you own a lot of land?

Stranger: Russia

You: you own russia?

Stranger: How old are you?

You: are you Vladimir Vladimirovitsj Putins son?

You: I am the same age as you

Stranger: see

Stranger: You: Are you rusophobes?

Stranger: was is daz?

You: Russia haters???

You: )

Stranger: YES

Stranger: You saing, that you hate Russia

Stranger: and russian people

You: no, only putin. and now his son

Stranger: I not his son

Stranger: I not against you

You: are you chatting on omegle to see who is russian haters?

Stranger: Why when i write, that i am russian usa, UK... disconnected?

You: they are afraid that you communism will come and eat them

You: so they disconnect as fast as they can

Stranger: I am not a communist

Stranger: Russia is not USSR

Stranger: we have no сommunism

You: you have some

Stranger: no

Stranger: I live here

Stranger: I know

You: ok

You: but one thing is for sure, putin sucks

Stranger: Why?

You: he is corrupt

Stranger: You brainwashed

You: I am awsome, I know, thanks

Stranger:

How do you know

Stranger: ?

You: the internetz tellz me

Stranger: You are mistaken, but I'm not so good at English, to explain

You: hehe

You: I am going to tell you something you noob

You: I have been fucking with you this whole time smile.gif

You: I don't hate russia, but I can't say I like it. I don't really know anything about it

You: But people like you make me hate it a little more

You: You obvious have a brain damage of some kind

Stranger: No

You: Go ask a doctor

You: but not a russian one. beacuse he might have a bran damage aswell

Stranger: Do you think it is, because you are very far from the truth

You: So you have something in your brain that makes you unhuman?

Stranger: I am quite healthy

You: thats what you think

Stranger: No

You: But I can tell after this conversation that you are pretty retarded

You: I am sorry to be the one that has to tell you

Stranger: And how do I talk to a man who hates my motherland?

You: I don't hate your mothers land

Stranger: You really do not know me and to make such findings

You: She probably is a nice lady and has a nice garden

You: One day you will own your mother land smile.gif

Stranger: It is said that the sooner your brain is damaged, not my

You: mothers*

You: Say that last sentence again, with a little better english smile.gif

Stranger: U not smart

You: I not smart :O

You: WAS????

You: You be crazy guy

Stranger: U are foolish

You: Oh no you didnt?

Stranger: U are very foolish

You: You are so cute smile.gif

Stranger: And you is not wit

Stranger: Sorry for my bad language

You: I forgive you, It's not easy with your brain damage

Stranger: My brain is in the order

You: That's what she said

You: I hope that you aren't older then 14 years?

Stranger: You read Kant and Montaigne

Stranger: or Dostoevskiy

You: hehe

You: never heard of those things

Stranger: *Dostoevsky

Stranger: oO

Stranger: never heard of Kant and Montaigne

You: Some russian heroes i presume?

You: Are they your uncles?

Stranger: Kant - the founder of German philosophy

Stranger: Dostoevsky - greate Russian writer

Stranger: Dostoevsky - first russian philosopher

You: was Dostoevsky born in the 1980s?

Stranger: I spend my time on you, my younger brother wiser

Stranger: Read books

Stranger: stupid boy

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