Omegle chat med fremmede!

[ukjentbrukergitt]

 

Stranger: ㅇ난녕

You: hi

Stranger: 안녕

You: aww

You: its gibberish signes

Stranger: 나두

 

Stranger: What's up

You: bin laden speaking how may i help you?

Stranger: what LOL ?

Stranger: dont fuckin lie to me ..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: bin laden speaking how may i help you?

Stranger: i would

Stranger: like

Stranger: to

Stranger: see a vagina

Stranger: you help me??/

You: ah yes the new vagina VRX 1000 with thermal scope and laser sight

Stranger: hehe

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: hi

Stranger: heyy asl?

You: im a dude!

You: you too!

You: sweet

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

klarte å lure en nordman og greier, ville dra den langt men neida.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: im a dude

You: later!

You: perv

You: sicko

You: bastard

You: lazy

You: fat

You: retard

You: smock

You: asswhipe

Stranger: ?

Stranger: why, im not after cyber

Stranger: haha

You: yea right

Stranger: is it wrong to ask who im talking to?

You: i'm a stranger

Stranger: ok, stranger. What do u wanna talk about?

You: anything

Stranger: ok, what do u think about the laws in the us

You: they suck

Stranger: u r quite smart -.-

You: a man can't detonate a nuke within 1 mile of the californian border without getting a fine on 500 bucks? what kind of life is that?

Stranger: why are u here?

You: where?

Stranger: at omegle, dumbass

You: because i was bored, you?

Stranger: talk to people, someone can be quite interesting, but u just seem.. Weird

You: how do you know im weird if you dont know me? not gonna give me a chance to be normal?

Stranger: ok, that whould be nice

You: allright, but you know, that is actually a law, the nuke thing

Stranger: really!?

You: also, in illinois it's illegal to drive a car without a steering wheel

Stranger: why do they make that kind of laws?

You: i have no idea, messed up

You: dude there's like tons of that messed up laws

You: http://www.azzit.de/humor/30.html

You: In Pacific Groove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Stranger: haha, they must be made up x)

You: they must have been high when written

Stranger: At least smoking something a little bit stronger than light prince

You: yeah

You: so where you from?

Stranger: Norway

Stranger: and u?

You: usa

You: how's norway like?

Stranger: hmm, cold and rainy. Ok at summer. few crimes. High taxes

Stranger: which state are u from?

You: neat with few crimes though, i'm from new york, a little bit outside manhattan

Stranger: How is it to live in new york. How old are you?

You: it's great, i'm 19

You: you?

Stranger: Im 18

You: awesome

You: so where did you get this site from?

Stranger: a friend.

Stranger: And you?

You: google

You: what's the time there now?

You: where is norway anyway?

Stranger: 1:49 pm

Stranger: dont u know where norway is? :O

You: no idea

Stranger: Scandinavia

Stranger: North-Europe

You: yea ok, neat

Stranger: Are u at college?

You: so is it like cold there? yeah i'm at college

Stranger: In the winter its snow and up to minus 20 celsius and summer it can be warm up to 30

You: shit! that's freezing man! it's not THAT cold here

Stranger: Im not saying its always that. Its usually about minus 5 from november to march.

Stranger: But i got to go

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Endret 19. juni 2009 av simster

[Sk!ppy]

tenk om denne nordmannen er i denne tråden

Endret 19. juni 2009 av LaCrouX

[Grindal]

At folk ikke lærer:

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: oh, then your looking on the wrong place, try to find it on Amazon, I saw a avertising about a 50% sale of the weekend.

Stranger: erm...

Stranger: okay...

You: no problem

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[tlle]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you a girl and will you send me nude pics?

You: sure

Stranger: thru email?

You: what u wanna see

Stranger: u

You: i can take some now

You: but what u wanna se

You: see*

You: and no face ok?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: um fingering?

You: umm

You: ok

You: it going to be cellphone photos

Stranger: ok

You: what E-mail should i send it to?

Stranger: scotty***********

You: FUCK YOU DUDE!!!!!!

You have disconnected.

Endret 19. juni 2009 av Its-me

[Coffey]

Morsomt?

[Heradon]

Stranger: hey?

You: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

Stranger: what？

You: What country are you from?

Stranger: my english so poor

Stranger: patronize

Stranger: CHina~

You: ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in China?

Stranger: 哥们混哪的？

You: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Stranger: little~doodle

You: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Stranger: Don't push me

You: I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say that one more Goddamn time!

Stranger: what the meaning of goddamn

You: fucking chinese shit

Stranger: can u say Chinses?

You: I have your IP-adress and have my friend the yakuza on the way to you

Stranger: ur ASL?

Stranger: o shit~ni shi heike

You: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit

Stranger: in china,we call kidds like u shabi

Stranger: u gay?

Stranger: my ass what?

Stranger: 爆你菊花~

You: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Stranger: what what?

You: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Stranger: wo ri

Stranger: you huilai l

You: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Stranger: 又绕回来了

Stranger: 。。。。。。。。。。。

Stranger: 你真牛逼啊~复制粘贴的吧？

Stranger: 傻逼，还不现身

Stranger: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

You: Get fuck out of this conversation "Bruce FUCKING Lee"

Stranger: 李小龙~

Stranger: u have so many fuck in you word~

You: fuck fuckidy fuck fuck

Stranger: super many

Stranger: one questiong,are u crazy?

You: I'm Pitt!

You: And I'am a serious man

Stranger: look at your stubit

Stranger: pitt?..... it's the name of my dog

Stranger: hello??

You: You eat your fucking dogs!!

Stranger: still there

You: We use them as pets, to attack your yellow asses

Stranger: yes~delicious.

You: you sick sick man

Stranger: haha,what color do u have?

Stranger: white?

Stranger: black?

You: what difrence does that make?

Stranger: 白色说明你是傻逼，黑色说明你更傻逼~u know

Stranger: ediot monkey face dissgusting person

Stranger: go back to your trashcan rubbish !

You: U live in a trashcan

You: I live in a manision with sexy ladies and butlers everywhere

Stranger: what the meaning "trashcan"

Stranger: give me a shot,

Stranger: are you a sucker? asshole !

You: *PANG*

You: your dead

Stranger: go fuck your self you HPD!

You: Do you liek mudkips?

Stranger: u bastard!

Stranger: bye~ i will have my dinner~

Stranger: it's happy to talk with u

Stranger: shabi

Stranger: if ni know liecho~~

You: okay, go and eat your dawg

你真牛逼啊~复制粘贴的吧 = Your real cow compels the ~ duplication glue. Direkte oversatt med http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

[Heradon]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Fuck

You: Hey mate

You: how are you?

Stranger: fine

Stranger: fuck it..

Stranger: where r u from baby

You: thats gay

You: Norway

Stranger: are you gay?

You: Nope

You: but im a guy

You: You are a guy too?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: i'm a sexy gilr

Stranger: girl

You: lol

Stranger: why lol

Stranger: don't you believe?

You: tits or gtfo

You: nope

You: ohh where are you from?

Stranger: korean

You: Just dont nuke me D:

Stranger: fuck it...i'm south kor

Stranger:

You: ahh

You: phew

Stranger: lol

You: I thought i was screwed for a moment

Stranger: do you scary nuke?

You: Yeah

Stranger: yup

Stranger: how old are you?

You: The russians are flying above our heads all the time

You: 19

Stranger: nice

Stranger: we are same age

You: 89 or 90?

Stranger: 91

Stranger:

You: if you are 91

You: you are only 17-18 then 0p

You: =p

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but

Stranger: korean age is 19

You: pfft

Stranger: kkkkkk

You: so you say you have a different calender?

Stranger: what is time there ?

You: that*

You: 19:55

You: i mean

Stranger: yeah

You: 7:55pm

You: there?

Stranger: 2 59am

Stranger: night

You: thats alte

You: you better go to bed

Stranger: alte?

You: late*

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: do you want?

You: not really

Stranger: me toooooooooo

Stranger: you are cute

You: haha im not cute D:

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i think so

You: pfft

Stranger: pfft?

You: yeah

You: erhm

Stranger: hhhhhha

Stranger: don't slang

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i don't understand

You: I dont know what yo say

You: to

Stranger: lol

You: its not laughing but almost

Stranger: you are stupid

You: haha

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: hey

Stranger: can you speak english very well?

You: you call me stupid hah

You: yup

You: I can speak 5 different languages

Stranger: huh

Stranger: i can speak 8 different language

Stranger:

Stranger: do you know chinese?

You: no but its funny to listen to. I just met some chinese ppl in real today

You: do you?

Stranger: yes

You: teach me!

Stranger: nihao

Stranger: 嘿白痴

You: Hey idiot

You: ty very much

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: joke

You: haha

You: silly korean

Stranger: Ooops

You: 白色说明你是傻逼，黑色说明你更傻逼

Stranger: i will kill you

You: haha

You: why?

Stranger: your chinese is very bad

Stranger:

Stranger: fuck

Stranger: you

You: why?

Stranger: norway people is idiot

You: you make me sad

You: haha

Stranger: you too

Stranger: you told me

Stranger: silly korean

You: Im just playing with you

You: silly is not a bad word ^^

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i know

Stranger: i am kidding you...sorry man

Stranger: i love you

You: haha

You: I love you too

Stranger: do you want my pic?

You: yeah

You: that would been cool

You: be*

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wait

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?SENSUR

Stranger: i saw

You: so yeah thats me

Stranger: you are cute

You: hehe thanks

Stranger: do you know korean?

You: No sorry

Stranger: Oooooooooooooops

Stranger: haha

You: Just Norwegian, Deutsch, Danish, Swedish, English and some chinese and japanese

You: ooops for what?

Stranger: don't know Oooops?

Stranger: i don't like japanese

You: haha

You: why not?

Stranger: no reason!!!!!!!!!

You: okey

You: I like it

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you are idiot

Stranger: and

Stranger: fuck it..............................................you

You: haha

You: are you mad?

Stranger: no

You: you are an idiot*

Stranger: you mad

You: Nah

Stranger: haha you too

You: im happy

You: i didnt call you an idiot

Stranger: congratuation

You: i just corrected you

Stranger: hum?

Stranger: your talk very difficult me

Stranger: verybeyry

You: you said "you are idiot" but it is "You are AN idiot"

Stranger: and joke

Stranger: shit

Stranger: okay

You: I speak pure english

Stranger: you are an idiot

You: You are cute

You: and weird

Stranger: lol

Stranger: shit......

Stranger: weird?

Stranger: why

Stranger: and you

Stranger: you are ddong

Stranger: and ddung

You: you talk funny

Stranger: you too

Stranger: i love you

You: <3

Stranger: i don't kidding you

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: ♡

You:

Stranger: hum

You: I love you too

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: me tooo

Stranger: what are you doing now?

You: Downloading movies and chatting with you

You: Waiting for my friends

Stranger: what movie?

Stranger: hum.......do you have to go?

You: not yet

You: still 1 hour left

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you answer

Stranger: my question

 

Så lyna det og jeg mistet connection i 30sek...

 

Fikk i hvertfall Facebooken hennes og hun var faktisk pen. Selv om jeg egentlig har interesse av henne.

Endret 19. juni 2009 av Lubben

[kris98]

Du virket veldig skråsikker i at det var en hun. Ingen tvil her altså?

[Heradon]

Du virket veldig skråsikker i at det var en hun. Ingen tvil her altså?

Skråsikker var jeg ikke Men jeg tar ikke sånn chattegreier seriøst. Jeg antok at det var ei jente etter oppførsel og hva hun sa. Mulig at hu postet en fake facebook profil...

Endret 19. juni 2009 av Lubben

[_nomad]

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ryhi

You: Nicky?

Stranger: yea

Stranger:

You: haha.

Stranger: you found me

You: Awesome.

Stranger: wanna start where we left?

You: Sure, you go.

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: this venom mary jane roleplay is fun

You: I know

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: you were venom

Stranger: and I was mary jane

You: Do that Aaron Carter thing again

Stranger: ooo

Stranger: you mean

Stranger: this?

You: You know

You: No, not that,

Stranger: oh

You: Jeez

Stranger: OH SHIT

You: EW

Stranger: YOUR BLEEDING

Stranger: OH GOD

You: GOD!!

Stranger: CALL AN AMBULANCE

You: CALL 911

Stranger: OH GOD

You: FUCK

Stranger: ITS EVRYWHER

Stranger: STAY WITH ME

Stranger: NOOO

Stranger: NOOO

Stranger: DON'T DIE

Stranger: !!!

You: GRRBLLR::..

Stranger: AHHH

Stranger: OH GOD

Stranger: D: )

Stranger: no

Stranger: nnooo

You: -----------

Stranger: nooo

Stranger: this can't be happening

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: I killed him

Stranger: and now

Stranger: I'm gnna kill myslef

Stranger: ACk

Stranger: ---------

Stranger: Rick James

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Skjelvgråt]

Noe høys uvanlig skjedde nettopp. Har mini-LAN med en kompis, begge var på Omegle og skrev, plutselig tar begge ny samtale og møter på hverandre! For et sammentreff;P Begge kom i chatt med hverandre. Av 2000 og noe påloggete.

[2ball_]

dette er morro^^

 

spoiler på lange samtaler?

[Colb]

You: =D

Stranger: Gitler!

You: Gitler!

Stranger: Kaput!

You: DA!

Stranger: ))

Stranger: USSR??

You: Kroznic?

Stranger: what?

You: Kroznic? da?

Stranger: Russian???

You: da!

Stranger: откуда,

You: датку?

Stranger: чё

You: da

Stranger: чё

You: da!

[ukjentbrukergitt]

hva det blir hvis du leker gal:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi:D

You: hi

Stranger: are you from??

You: none of your busines

Stranger: um?

Stranger: i mean, where are you from

You: i'm sorry, but i'm not allowed to talk to strangers

You: why are you calling me at this hour?

Stranger: I'll respect your opinion

You: please stop it!!

Stranger: I'm very bored right now

You: leave me alone!

Stranger: why?

You: i dont want to!!

You: i'll call the cops!

Stranger: I do not understand

You: look, just go, and i won't tell anyone

Stranger: So why have a chat?

You: you are the one calling me

Stranger: I think you're crazy now

You: you're the crazy one, the phone rang and i took it

You: you have a funny voice

Stranger: you want to be alone?

You: yes!! just leave!

Stranger: I never called you

You: you're talking to me right now!

Stranger: What's the reason to chat?

Stranger: Crazy bitch

You: i can't hang up! something is wrong with my phone

Stranger: I need you to take it Relax

You: what do you want from me?

Stranger: I do not want to talk to you off a fucking bitch

Stranger: I was just wondering, the only

You: why are you calling me that?

Stranger: You sounded like a crazy

Stranger: If you have access to chat, I've been

You: how did you get your voice in my head?!

Stranger: Mental hospital or go

You: shut up!!!

You: don't make me do it!

Stranger: Shut up, you never call

Stranger: Let's see, I'm going again

You: i'ev hung up the phone now! why are your voice in my head?

Stranger: Crazy bitch go to mental hospital

You: i've been there

You: i escaped yesterday

Stranger: I have been calling off

검색

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

eller når du kommer til en nødtelefon, som jeg ødela fordi jeg måtte ta en ekte telefon

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: rape victims hotline, my name is linda, how may i help you?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: I need sexual education

Stranger: can you help me

You: yes, we offer several courses in our educational institutes. they last for 4 days, all inclusive and with movies and pictures

Stranger: no, I need private lessons

You: we also offer human test subjects for the rape experience for a mere 100$ more

Stranger: my anus is bleeding

You: i see, we also offer private lessons, but that costs extra

Stranger: okay

Stranger: fine

Stranger: so, I´m from Austria, do you offer several lessons in Austria

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[medlem-173043]

hahaha

[medlem-173043]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: heyy

You: i have a headache

Stranger: why is that?

You: pc 24/7

Stranger: oh O_o

Stranger: im really bored

You: vell i have a good sugestion

Stranger: ???

You: pick up your phone

You: and hold it in front of your right eye

You: ok?

Stranger: okay O.o

You: are u doing it

Stranger: yes

You: take the phone and stuff it up your ass

You: there you have something to do

 

 

 

 

syns denne var morsom:P

[Batnobbit]

Prøvde meg på noe jeg så på South Park. Alle resultatene ble slik som dette:

 

You: Hola

Stranger: I'm Cullen,Edward Cullen.

You: Que?

Stranger: WHAT?????????????????????????

You: Que?

[Fhtagn]

Faen nå glemte jeg å kopiere teksten, men snakka med en Nazist fra Russland. For en tulling.

 

Jeg informerte han om at det slaviske folkeslag ble faktisk betraktet som undermennesker på lik linje med jødene av nazistene han syntes var så supre... Da ble det stilt gitt!

[ukjentbrukergitt]

haha, tydeligvis en fyr jeg snakka med.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: please dont leave i love you!!!

You: i love you too

Stranger: i love you so much!!!

You: oh man i love you so much you can't belive it!

Stranger: ill die for you!

You: i would give up my testicals for you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

den personen her fikk jeg kontroll over mailen og bebo til, derfor man aldri skal oppgi sensetiv info over nett, men var vel ikke så farlig, alt var opprettet i går...

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Welcome to Omegle. Type 1 for options.

Stranger: what the fuck

You: type 1 you bitch

Stranger: who are you calling a bitch

You: someone who doesnt know what 5+5 is

Stranger: sorry not a female dog but i am female

Stranger: it is 10

You: haha you typed 1

Stranger: shut up

You: i foooooled you

Stranger: are you male or female

You: im a dude

Stranger: how old are you

You: 12

You: i like cake

You: and boobies

Stranger: cool me 2

You: do you have boobies?

Stranger: obviously

Stranger: where are you from

You: well since you are 12 i kinda thought yuo didnt have any yet

You: im from uk

Stranger: cool

Stranger: whats your name

You: john

Stranger: have you got bebo

Stranger: where abouts in the uk are you from

You: no, london

Stranger: have you got bebo

Stranger: get bebo

Stranger: have you got msn

You: yes

Stranger: what is it

You:

Stranger: cool

You: yea

Stranger: are you fir

Stranger: i mean fit

You: yes

Stranger: send a pic

Stranger: get bebo and than add me

You: what is your adress, i want to have sex with you

Stranger: ok

Stranger:

Stranger: try and get bebo know plz

You: why?

Stranger: because my msn isnt working

You: i will try then

You: where are you from?

Stranger: NORWICH

You: cool

You: do you like cats?

Stranger: YEAH IVE GOT ONE

You: cool, my first cat was named little john. what was your first pets name?

Stranger: FLUFFY

You: cool

You: i dont understand bebo

Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU ON IT NOW

Stranger: ADD ME ON MSN THEN

You: no not yet

You: ok what was the address?

Stranger:

You: ok ive done it

You: do you have bebo?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Endret 23. juni 2009 av simster

[Coffey]

Haha, som om epost er "sensitivt". Haha.