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[Skogslik]

Altid like morsomt og late som om man er string emil!

 

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You: Hi, im string emil

Stranger: what's string emil?

Stranger: your name?

You: yes

You: i have mu own website

You: search in google

Stranger: cool link it

Stranger: no thanks

You: ah ok

You: http://www.string-emil.de/

You: there

You: its cool

Stranger: coool

Stranger: i'll look

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You: yarr

Stranger: hamdi beyy

You: what kinda language is that like?

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Dårlig start...

[Colb]

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: F 45 norway

Stranger: wow

You: you?

Stranger: 22 m hong kong

Stranger: nice to meet u

You: why did you say wow?

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haha

[Fløffy]

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Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: how are u?

You: horney

You: you?

Stranger: i m a boy

Stranger: lol

You: boys are nice.

You: wanna fuck?

Stranger: u are a girl?

You: yeah

Stranger: how old areu ?

You: 19

Stranger: ^^

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 19

You: nice

Stranger: sorry but

Stranger: how fuck?

You: i don't know..

Stranger: xD

You: ^^

Stranger: speak about u

You: what do you want to know?

Stranger: your hobyes

Stranger: your passion

Stranger: your music...

You: oh.

You: i listen often to John Petrucci, Dream Theater, Sonata Artica..

Stranger: u love rock good

Stranger: ^^

You: yeah

You: have to go now

You: bye;)

Stranger: bye

 

 

Virkar som fyren var seriøs..

[Coffey]

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You: Mahowa!

Stranger: is that russian alcoholic drink?

You: Have no idea

Stranger: we hsould cyber

Stranger: i have a huge cuber dick

Stranger: goes good in cuber pussy and ass

You: too bad

You: I'm a robot

You: can't fuck metal

Stranger: i got a magnet

Stranger: fucks you up real nmice

You: now we're talking

Stranger: oh yeah

You: whats your name?

You: fuck it

You: I call you Lois

Stranger: you liek taht shit, dont ya

You: oh yeah

Stranger: yeha

You: my dick gets big now

Stranger: Lois has a big nasty magnet

Stranger: for the naught robot

You: its only iron

You: oh yeeeeeeeeah

Stranger: Yeah

You: i'll slap you in the face now

Stranger: whats my name

Stranger: SAY IT

You: LOIS

Stranger: where do you want me to put that magnet

You: slap you one more time

You: up my battery!

Stranger: uuuu

Stranger: youre soo kinky

Stranger: yeah

You: my mainboard says aaaaaaaah

Stranger: im gonan take this magent

Stranger: adn rub all over yto9ur hard drive

You: wait

You: that kills it

Stranger: your drive is sooo hard

You: dont do it!

Stranger: *BZZZT*

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For noen syke greier. Jeg lo hele tiden når jeg skreiv.

[_nomad]

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Stranger: asl?

You: Yeah, I used to have one of those, but eventually it grew large and turned green, so I threw it out.

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:/

[_nomad]

Jeg har en ny hobby

 

 

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You: So, what do you think of catfish?

Stranger: I have a question. If a dolphin asked you to fuck her/him once a day for 365 days, and each day she became more and more like the girl/guy of your dreams, would u do it? And remember, after the 365 day, you could fuck her/him forever.

Stranger: i love them

You: Oh, that's a long one. Give me a min, will you?

Stranger: k...

You: So, I'm guessing blowhole penetration, right?

Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: no

Stranger: like reg sex

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: kuz shed lose the blow hole after a while

Stranger: itd get tighter and tigher tho

You: Shit, that's true

You: Nice

You: Don't dolphins have kinda rough skin though?

You: Lube allowed?

Stranger: um

Stranger: ya

Stranger: but shed be human after a while

You: The dolphin would have to be in on it though. I'm not into rape.

Stranger: like almost human

Stranger: ya

Stranger: she is

You: Nice

You: Yeah, sure

Stranger: ya

Stranger: i would too

You: You know, if I could hide it in my basement or sth.

Stranger: well, its like u gain an hour everyday to fuck her

You: Wouldn't want my mom to know I was fucking a dolphin/humanoid in my spare time.

Stranger: so ur days are like 25 hours

Stranger: ya

Stranger: itd be weird

You: I gain an hour a day? What?

You: Like, that hour is just for me and my dolphin woman?

Stranger: so, u dont miss stuff

You: I see

Stranger: ya

You: That's great!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ya

You: Man, I'd fuck the living daylights out of that dolphin

Stranger: but on the first day

Stranger: itd be so

Stranger: ugh

Stranger: unless ur into dolphins

You: Nah..

You: Just keep your eyes on the price

You: they're warm blooded, right?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: after a while

You: It's nice, fucking in water..

You: I think I'd make it turn into the child of scarlett johansson and katherine heigl

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[Colb]

Gøy å late som om man er scientolog

 

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Stranger: hey

You: whats the first thing that comes to mind when i say blueberries+

Stranger: say it first

You: whats the first thing that comes to mind when i say blackbeard?

Stranger: captain hook

You: whats the first thing that comes to mind when i say norway?

Stranger: the dutch kid in my class

You: ok, thank you for completing the test

Stranger: o no problemo

You: it shows that you are eligeble for the church of scientology

You: you are not happy at all

Stranger: what's dat

You: your feton level is at 43

You: it should be at 3000

Stranger: what's a feton level

You: we are a society that takes all your money, so you can be happy

You: fetons are souls of the past trapped in yoour body

Stranger: omg will smith is a science thingy

Stranger: i love him

You: yeah

Stranger: i wanna do it

You: all the cool kids are doing it

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: will smith is cool

Stranger: i love him

You: sure. all you gotta do to reach level one, and become a scientology scholar, is to put $349,99 into the following account

Stranger: ok

You: 934 5586 49873

Stranger: just as long as you're not some prince from africa

You: oh no

Stranger: i'm cool with it

You: we dont let black kids in

Stranger: what about will smith

Stranger: he's not black

You: he's actually white

Stranger: o shi-

You: we just painted him black, so we seem less racist

Stranger: there goes my boner for him

You: i see you have now transferred the money, thank you. you can now get to know the first secret of the church of scientology

Stranger: yay

You: Tom cruise is a .........

Stranger: cool guy

Stranger: i love him

You: we need 500 more so you can know the true TRUTH

You: your feton levels are rising as we speak

Stranger: lol can u say tru truth ten times fast

You: ofcourse. i'm a level six scientologist. i can also pee and brush my teeth at the same time

Stranger: it sounds liek too tooth!

Stranger: i thought dat was normal though

You: oh god. you went back to a lower feton lvl with the dumb joke

You: not the way i do it

You: i brush with my left hand

Stranger: isn't that offensive in africa

You: yes

Stranger: o wait u are racist

You: thats why black people cant join

Stranger: i see what u did there

You: now

Stranger: you hurt my feeling

Stranger: s

Stranger: that's wasn't a bad joke!.

You: you need to take another personality test to see how your feton lvls are doing

Stranger: i wasn't jokin

Stranger: ok

Stranger: lol fetus

You: hey, i'm a scientologist, i'm supposed to make you feel bad

Stranger: okey dokey

You: now

1/3 knock knock

Stranger: mooo

You: oh, you failed

Stranger: interuptting cow!!

You: you crashed and burned

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i love that joke

You: OMG

You: that was amazing

You: i need to call the headmaster (lvl 11)

Stranger: man oh man

Stranger: is it will smith!

Stranger: i love him

You: yes sir, yes.. ofcourse yes,,, no, NONONONONONO

You: he hung up

Stranger: aww

Stranger: i love him

You: and he told me my lvl 5 was revoked,, since i woke him up at 4 AM

Stranger: it's 936

You: now i'm a lvl 4. and i'm back to "guitarist for the jack herren band)

You: not again

You: 10 YEARS!!1

Stranger: who's jack herren

You: 10 REAKING YEASY!!!

You: OMG

Stranger: is he like will smith

Stranger: i love him

You: what should i tell my wife

You: my kids

Stranger: what

You: oh god

Stranger: what are u talkin bout

You: I WAS DEGRADED!

Stranger: by will smith?

Stranger: that's mean!,

Stranger: but i love him

You: no. mr. smith is a lvl 55. "KFC GIANT"

Stranger: aww yay

Stranger: i love him

You: we all love that white cuddly bear

You: he get's sick with all the people yelling "yo holmes to bel-air" tho

Stranger:

Stranger: how sad

You: mhmm

Stranger: i wouldn't do that

Stranger: cuz i love him

You: another test to see how your feton levels are doing

Stranger: okey dokster

Stranger: lol fetus

You: : Jessica alba vs scarlett johanson

Stranger: scarlett

You: do you MOCK the feton levels!?!=

Stranger: u have a late reaction rate

Stranger: minus 2 levels!!

Stranger: lol

You: do you

You: do you mock em?

Stranger: u r now level1

You: at entry to the chruch of scientology, we remove all sence of irony and sarcasm

You: so you need to speak the truth

Stranger: i learned irony in school

Stranger: dats the truth

You: again

You: do you mock the feton lvls?

Stranger: lol fetus

Stranger: what level am i

You: thats it

You: sorry, you are out

Endret 15. juni 2009 av Colb

[WheelMan]

fulgte opp med string-emil:

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You: good night

You: sleep tight

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: From ?

You: germany

Stranger: Hummm

Stranger: Male Female ?

You: male

You: you?

Stranger: OK

Stranger: Male

Stranger: Bye

You: noo

Stranger: !

Stranger: Hummm

You: whats ur name?

Stranger: You First

Stranger: !

You: i like to call myself String Emil, i have my own website to

You: check it out: http://www.string-emil.de/

Stranger: ok

Stranger: Daniel

You: nice

Stranger: 24

You: like my website?

Stranger: Im Brazilian Boy

You: imma hot, rite?

You:

Stranger: :]

You: you like it?

Stranger: !

You: owned

Stranger: No Reaaly

Stranger: Thanks

You: you just got so roll'd..

Stranger: Bte

You: gay

[_nomad]

 

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You: poop

You: I said POOP.

Stranger: Bangapni?

You: Knugniphon.

You: Peng Bao?

Stranger: 뭐라고

Stranger: 하는겨

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:S

[Disorder]

Prøvde litt nå. Funker fint og man kan jo finne hyggelige folk. Fant en som ville ha en kåt jente, hehe. Jeg disconnected, orker ikke sånne folk.

Endret 15. juni 2009 av Disorder

[Skogslik]

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Stranger: hi

You: hello abdul

You: want to know about terrorism?

Stranger: no o.0

You: i want to recrute you

You: to do a bombing

You: im ali alinka

You: your name?

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[Mikkel™]

Jeg tok en copycat'ish!

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You: Hi abdul

Stranger: hey

You: Wanna join my riot against the embassy of america this friday?

Stranger: hey kees

You: There will be bombs, cars "naked" wimen and beer

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You: Hi abdul

Stranger: hi, horny girl

You: Do you have viagra?

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Endret 15. juni 2009 av Mikkel™

[kris98]

Harry Potter faktisk

 

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Stranger: hello

Stranger: i'm harry

You: hi

Stranger: harry potter

You: lol ron here

Stranger: ron! i didnt know you knew about this site.

Stranger: did hermione show you?

You: no, im just that a-social

Stranger: oh

You: Im a ginger, what do u expect?`

Stranger: enjoying your summer holidays?

You: Sure do, even though its not here yet. I failed my classes, remember? Summer-wizard-school, here I come

You: But, shouldnt you be saving the world by now or something?

Stranger: which class did you fail?

You: Every single one

Stranger: that sucks

You: Herminie put a spell on me. Failium Classium its called she said

Stranger: hmm... never heard of it

You: It's real. Its the only way to explain why such a mastermind like myself would fail in a class

Stranger: i bet

You: Would you by any chance fancy a ride in my dads car? We can cloak it and drive through london

Stranger: sure, why not

Stranger: i need a ride to the next horcrux anyway

You: Good.

You: On second thought, it was smashed by the tree, remember?

You: Darn

Stranger: i forgot about the willow

You: Probably draco's fault

Stranger: well lupin's the reason it's there

Stranger: not draco

You: Yeah, but when things go bad, I blame Draco - nomatter the reason

Stranger: i do that on occasion as well

Stranger: whenever dobby jinxed that bludger to kill me i blamed draco and the rest of the slytherin team

You: Yeah... Would you by any chance fancy to join me on a fantasy adventure?

Stranger: to where?

You: Not sure

You: Any ideas?

Stranger: nope

You: hmm

You: Want to pick on the new kids?

Stranger: like that Creevy kid who keeps stalking me?

Stranger: sure

You: Nice

You: Let's put the slug-spell on him

You: You do it

Stranger: whats the incantation? i forget

You: Didnt go quite well last time

You: Not sure

You: I just said "EAT SLUGS"

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i'll try that

Stranger: EAT SLUGS, CREEVY!

You: Blargh,

You: It worked ... on me

You: *blargh*

You: its disqusting

Stranger: bloody hell, we should get you to hagrids

Stranger: he'll know what to do

You: Yea*blargh*

You: Lets get Herminie though

Stranger: alright

You: She's not a pureblood. In other words, we can pick on her for being different

Stranger: thats mean...

You: Well

Stranger: i'm a half-blood

You: But you've got a scar so you're cool

You: It justifies it

Stranger: well thanks i guess, but lets not pick on hermiones

You: alright..

You: What to do...

Stranger: get to hagrids

You: Ok

You: I want to have a look at the dragon he keeps talking about

Stranger: borbert?

Stranger: norbert?

You: Yep

Stranger: last time i was there he was breathing fire

You: lol, and his beard lighted up

Stranger: yeah. hahaha

You: Stupid magic math-homework...

You: I mean, whats the point of knowing this

You: 2/5-1/3*(2x+5)=1/2*(5-2x)-3/5*x

You: ?

Stranger: i know, really

You: Well

You: I like wells

Stranger: oh

You: I like throwing stuff down them

Stranger: like sickles?

You: Sure thing

You: And bumper-stickers

Stranger: why would you throw a bumper-sticker down a well?

You: To watch it fall down, silly

You: As well as image it being Herminie

Stranger: you dont like her?

You: *imagine

You: No, she keeps mocking me

You: And she's racist

You: she hates gingers

Stranger: really? i never knew that.

You: Yeah. I dont like her

You: Simple as that

You: Now, any girls you fancy in particular, Harry?

Stranger: that cho chang's pretty good looking

You: Yep

Stranger: how about you?

You: Well... you know Harry...

You: Oh, nevermind

Stranger: what?

You: no, im not ready to tell you

You: I dont know how you'd react

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: i wont tell

Stranger: anyone

You: Well.. how would you like to.. you know, hold hands at school?

You: Nothing gay or anything

You: Well?

Stranger: ummmm.....

Stranger: ...............

Stranger: .............

Stranger: i sorta like cho...

You: It's a trend. Everyone does it

Stranger: and i'm not sure how she'd react

You: She'd understand. It's cool

You: well, in any case

You: would you mind me calling you Lord Beezelbub from now on?

Stranger: Lord Who?

You: Lord Beezelbub

Stranger: who's that?

You: Dark emperor of the underworld

You: It would just be kinda exciting calling you that

Stranger: ummmm.....

Stranger: if it makes you happy

You: sure does

You: soo, what do you wanna do now, lord beezelbub?

Stranger: not sure

Stranger: did you take care of those slugs?

You: I ate them

You: They eventually stopped coming

Stranger: right after you belched them?

You: Yep

Stranger: you ATE them?

You: Yes!

You: But the following night...

You: I've never shit that hard

You: ever

You: *shat

Stranger: wow i bet that was intense

You: Yeah. Slimy and...

You: chunky

You: So, whats life with you step-parents?

You: *hows

Stranger: pretty horrible

Stranger: they make me sleep in the cupboard under the stairs

You: hmm

You: Doesnt you cousin respect you a little more after the whole tail-incident?

Stranger: not really

Stranger: i can scare him though

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: he's growing out of it though

You: Just give him a real startle

You: *

You: meh

You: Make him grow in a strange way

You: so that he'll eventually grow his head in his ass

You: Would have been fun

You: I mean, it would be quite the target. His head couldnt miss it

Stranger: i know what you mean

Stranger: i should try that sometime

You: Yes

You: So, you like stuff?

Stranger: what stuff?

You: Stuff

Stranger: like.....

You: Anything

Stranger: like quidditch?

You: Sure

Stranger: i play seeker on the gryffindor team

Stranger: its pretty intense

You: aha

You: Ever caught the golden little thing?

Stranger: except for when the dementors made me fall off my broom

Stranger: the golden snitch?

You: I see how that could pose a problem

Stranger: almost choked on it once

You: Thats not nice

You: Broke your arm once as well, right?

Stranger: well it fell into my mouth

Stranger: and that was the bldger that broke my arm

Stranger: bludger*

You: Again, Draco's fault

Stranger: actually, dobby's fault

You: Lets settle with both

Stranger: alright then

You: You'd think that in a world of magic, there would be more things to talk about

Stranger: i know what you mean

You: Would you by any chance fancy a smoke?

Stranger: no i dont do that

You: Magical strawberry-smoke

You: It's legal. I've seen dumbledoor do it

You: Do you like skiing?

Stranger: i prefer flying

You: Hmm

You: I prefer to have my feet firmly planted on the ground

Stranger: can you apparate yet?

You: Sure

You: Want to learn a secret language? It's the language of the goblins

Stranger: sure

You: What do you want to say?

Stranger: how do you say hello?

You: hei

You: Anything else?

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: how do you say thank you?

You: Tusen takk would be the thing to say

You: or just takk

Stranger: okay cool

Stranger: thanks

You: No problem

You: Anything more complex?

Stranger: let me think...

Stranger: 'make love not war, condoms are cheaper than guns.' translate that please

You: Make love not war = Lag kjærlighet ikke krig

Condoms are cheaper than guns = Kondomer er billigere enn våpen

You: something along those lines

Stranger: thats actually norwegian. do goblins speak norwegian?

You: Yup

Stranger: i thought they spoke gobbledegook

You: Well, thats another slang for norwegian really

Stranger: okay well i'm off to save the wizarding world

You: well, i've got to go as well

You: Later, Potter

Stranger: okay

Stranger: see you at hogwarts then

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[kjermy]

Harry Potter faktisk

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: i'm harry

You: hi

Stranger: harry potter

You: lol ron here

Stranger: ron! i didnt know you knew about this site.

Stranger: did hermione show you?

You: no, im just that a-social

Stranger: oh

You: Im a ginger, what do u expect?`

Stranger: enjoying your summer holidays?

You: Sure do, even though its not here yet. I failed my classes, remember? Summer-wizard-school, here I come

You: But, shouldnt you be saving the world by now or something?

Stranger: which class did you fail?

You: Every single one

Stranger: that sucks

You: Herminie put a spell on me. Failium Classium its called she said

Stranger: hmm... never heard of it

You: It's real. Its the only way to explain why such a mastermind like myself would fail in a class

Stranger: i bet

You: Would you by any chance fancy a ride in my dads car? We can cloak it and drive through london

Stranger: sure, why not

Stranger: i need a ride to the next horcrux anyway

You: Good.

You: On second thought, it was smashed by the tree, remember?

You: Darn

Stranger: i forgot about the willow

You: Probably draco's fault

Stranger: well lupin's the reason it's there

Stranger: not draco

You: Yeah, but when things go bad, I blame Draco - nomatter the reason

Stranger: i do that on occasion as well

Stranger: whenever dobby jinxed that bludger to kill me i blamed draco and the rest of the slytherin team

You: Yeah... Would you by any chance fancy to join me on a fantasy adventure?

Stranger: to where?

You: Not sure

You: Any ideas?

Stranger: nope

You: hmm

You: Want to pick on the new kids?

Stranger: like that Creevy kid who keeps stalking me?

Stranger: sure

You: Nice

You: Let's put the slug-spell on him

You: You do it

Stranger: whats the incantation? i forget

You: Didnt go quite well last time

You: Not sure

You: I just said "EAT SLUGS"

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i'll try that

Stranger: EAT SLUGS, CREEVY!

You: Blargh,

You: It worked ... on me

You: *blargh*

You: its disqusting

Stranger: bloody hell, we should get you to hagrids

Stranger: he'll know what to do

You: Yea*blargh*

You: Lets get Herminie though

Stranger: alright

You: She's not a pureblood. In other words, we can pick on her for being different

Stranger: thats mean...

You: Well

Stranger: i'm a half-blood

You: But you've got a scar so you're cool

You: It justifies it

Stranger: well thanks i guess, but lets not pick on hermiones

You: alright..

You: What to do...

Stranger: get to hagrids

You: Ok

You: I want to have a look at the dragon he keeps talking about

Stranger: borbert?

Stranger: norbert?

You: Yep

Stranger: last time i was there he was breathing fire

You: lol, and his beard lighted up

Stranger: yeah. hahaha

You: Stupid magic math-homework...

You: I mean, whats the point of knowing this

You: 2/5-1/3*(2x+5)=1/2*(5-2x)-3/5*x

You: ?

Stranger: i know, really

You: Well

You: I like wells

Stranger: oh

You: I like throwing stuff down them

Stranger: like sickles?

You: Sure thing

You: And bumper-stickers

Stranger: why would you throw a bumper-sticker down a well?

You: To watch it fall down, silly

You: As well as image it being Herminie

Stranger: you dont like her?

You: *imagine

You: No, she keeps mocking me

You: And she's racist

You: she hates gingers

Stranger: really? i never knew that.

You: Yeah. I dont like her

You: Simple as that

You: Now, any girls you fancy in particular, Harry?

Stranger: that cho chang's pretty good looking

You: Yep

Stranger: how about you?

You: Well... you know Harry...

You: Oh, nevermind

Stranger: what?

You: no, im not ready to tell you

You: I dont know how you'd react

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: i wont tell

Stranger: anyone

You: Well.. how would you like to.. you know, hold hands at school?

You: Nothing gay or anything

You: Well?

Stranger: ummmm.....

Stranger: ...............

Stranger: .............

Stranger: i sorta like cho...

You: It's a trend. Everyone does it

Stranger: and i'm not sure how she'd react

You: She'd understand. It's cool

You: well, in any case

You: would you mind me calling you Lord Beezelbub from now on?

Stranger: Lord Who?

You: Lord Beezelbub

Stranger: who's that?

You: Dark emperor of the underworld

You: It would just be kinda exciting calling you that

Stranger: ummmm.....

Stranger: if it makes you happy

You: sure does

You: soo, what do you wanna do now, lord beezelbub?

Stranger: not sure

Stranger: did you take care of those slugs?

You: I ate them

You: They eventually stopped coming

Stranger: right after you belched them?

You: Yep

Stranger: you ATE them?

You: Yes!

You: But the following night...

You: I've never shit that hard

You: ever

You: *shat

Stranger: wow i bet that was intense

You: Yeah. Slimy and...

You: chunky

You: So, whats life with you step-parents?

You: *hows

Stranger: pretty horrible

Stranger: they make me sleep in the cupboard under the stairs

You: hmm

You: Doesnt you cousin respect you a little more after the whole tail-incident?

Stranger: not really

Stranger: i can scare him though

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: he's growing out of it though

You: Just give him a real startle

You: *

You: meh

You: Make him grow in a strange way

You: so that he'll eventually grow his head in his ass

You: Would have been fun

You: I mean, it would be quite the target. His head couldnt miss it

Stranger: i know what you mean

Stranger: i should try that sometime

You: Yes

You: So, you like stuff?

Stranger: what stuff?

You: Stuff

Stranger: like.....

You: Anything

Stranger: like quidditch?

You: Sure

Stranger: i play seeker on the gryffindor team

Stranger: its pretty intense

You: aha

You: Ever caught the golden little thing?

Stranger: except for when the dementors made me fall off my broom

Stranger: the golden snitch?

You: I see how that could pose a problem

Stranger: almost choked on it once

You: Thats not nice

You: Broke your arm once as well, right?

Stranger: well it fell into my mouth

Stranger: and that was the bldger that broke my arm

Stranger: bludger*

You: Again, Draco's fault

Stranger: actually, dobby's fault

You: Lets settle with both

Stranger: alright then

You: You'd think that in a world of magic, there would be more things to talk about

Stranger: i know what you mean

You: Would you by any chance fancy a smoke?

Stranger: no i dont do that

You: Magical strawberry-smoke

You: It's legal. I've seen dumbledoor do it

You: Do you like skiing?

Stranger: i prefer flying

You: Hmm

You: I prefer to have my feet firmly planted on the ground

Stranger: can you apparate yet?

You: Sure

You: Want to learn a secret language? It's the language of the goblins

Stranger: sure

You: What do you want to say?

Stranger: how do you say hello?

You: hei

You: Anything else?

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: how do you say thank you?

You: Tusen takk would be the thing to say

You: or just takk

Stranger: okay cool

Stranger: thanks

You: No problem

You: Anything more complex?

Stranger: let me think...

Stranger: 'make love not war, condoms are cheaper than guns.' translate that please

You: Make love not war = Lag kjærlighet ikke krig

Condoms are cheaper than guns = Kondomer er billigere enn våpen

You: something along those lines

Stranger: thats actually norwegian. do goblins speak norwegian?

You: Yup

Stranger: i thought they spoke gobbledegook

You: Well, thats another slang for norwegian really

Stranger: okay well i'm off to save the wizarding world

You: well, i've got to go as well

You: Later, Potter

Stranger: okay

Stranger: see you at hogwarts then

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Den her var morsom

[tlle]

Hold på å tulle litt så møtte jeg denne fyren

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hello my friend

Stranger: asl

You: 16 f sweden

You: u?

Stranger: 18 male US

You: nice

Stranger: bet you're thinking that I'm some sort of fatass right now, aren't you?

You: no

You: i was wondering if ur some pedofile who wanna rape me

Stranger: do you want me to be some pedophile who wants to rape you?

You: hell no

You: i dont want to be raped

Stranger: å juste, det stavas "pedophile" på engelska. inte pedofile.

You: lol

Stranger: och du var inte ens svensk

You: norsk

Stranger: you norwegians are pretty fucked up :S

You: lol

You: its funny

Stranger: bet you're not really norwegian

You: yes i am

You: Stranger: 18 male US

You: lol

Stranger: <3

Endret 17. juni 2009 av Its-me

[2ball_]

haha^^ likte den, Its-me

 

Harry Potter faktisk

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: i'm harry

You: hi

Stranger: harry potter

You: lol ron here

Stranger: ron! i didnt know you knew about this site.

Stranger: did hermione show you?

You: no, im just that a-social

Stranger: oh

You: Im a ginger, what do u expect?`

Stranger: enjoying your summer holidays?

You: Sure do, even though its not here yet. I failed my classes, remember? Summer-wizard-school, here I come

You: But, shouldnt you be saving the world by now or something?

Stranger: which class did you fail?

You: Every single one

Stranger: that sucks

You: Herminie put a spell on me. Failium Classium its called she said

Stranger: hmm... never heard of it

You: It's real. Its the only way to explain why such a mastermind like myself would fail in a class

Stranger: i bet

You: Would you by any chance fancy a ride in my dads car? We can cloak it and drive through london

Stranger: sure, why not

Stranger: i need a ride to the next horcrux anyway

You: Good.

You: On second thought, it was smashed by the tree, remember?

You: Darn

Stranger: i forgot about the willow

You: Probably draco's fault

Stranger: well lupin's the reason it's there

Stranger: not draco

You: Yeah, but when things go bad, I blame Draco - nomatter the reason

Stranger: i do that on occasion as well

Stranger: whenever dobby jinxed that bludger to kill me i blamed draco and the rest of the slytherin team

You: Yeah... Would you by any chance fancy to join me on a fantasy adventure?

Stranger: to where?

You: Not sure

You: Any ideas?

Stranger: nope

You: hmm

You: Want to pick on the new kids?

Stranger: like that Creevy kid who keeps stalking me?

Stranger: sure

You: Nice

You: Let's put the slug-spell on him

You: You do it

Stranger: whats the incantation? i forget

You: Didnt go quite well last time

You: Not sure

You: I just said "EAT SLUGS"

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i'll try that

Stranger: EAT SLUGS, CREEVY!

You: Blargh,

You: It worked ... on me

You: *blargh*

You: its disqusting

Stranger: bloody hell, we should get you to hagrids

Stranger: he'll know what to do

You: Yea*blargh*

You: Lets get Herminie though

Stranger: alright

You: She's not a pureblood. In other words, we can pick on her for being different

Stranger: thats mean...

You: Well

Stranger: i'm a half-blood

You: But you've got a scar so you're cool

You: It justifies it

Stranger: well thanks i guess, but lets not pick on hermiones

You: alright..

You: What to do...

Stranger: get to hagrids

You: Ok

You: I want to have a look at the dragon he keeps talking about

Stranger: borbert?

Stranger: norbert?

You: Yep

Stranger: last time i was there he was breathing fire

You: lol, and his beard lighted up

Stranger: yeah. hahaha

You: Stupid magic math-homework...

You: I mean, whats the point of knowing this

You: 2/5-1/3*(2x+5)=1/2*(5-2x)-3/5*x

You: ?

Stranger: i know, really

You: Well

You: I like wells

Stranger: oh

You: I like throwing stuff down them

Stranger: like sickles?

You: Sure thing

You: And bumper-stickers

Stranger: why would you throw a bumper-sticker down a well?

You: To watch it fall down, silly

You: As well as image it being Herminie

Stranger: you dont like her?

You: *imagine

You: No, she keeps mocking me

You: And she's racist

You: she hates gingers

Stranger: really? i never knew that.

You: Yeah. I dont like her

You: Simple as that

You: Now, any girls you fancy in particular, Harry?

Stranger: that cho chang's pretty good looking

You: Yep

Stranger: how about you?

You: Well... you know Harry...

You: Oh, nevermind

Stranger: what?

You: no, im not ready to tell you

You: I dont know how you'd react

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: i wont tell

Stranger: anyone

You: Well.. how would you like to.. you know, hold hands at school?

You: Nothing gay or anything

You: Well?

Stranger: ummmm.....

Stranger: ...............

Stranger: .............

Stranger: i sorta like cho...

You: It's a trend. Everyone does it

Stranger: and i'm not sure how she'd react

You: She'd understand. It's cool

You: well, in any case

You: would you mind me calling you Lord Beezelbub from now on?

Stranger: Lord Who?

You: Lord Beezelbub

Stranger: who's that?

You: Dark emperor of the underworld

You: It would just be kinda exciting calling you that

Stranger: ummmm.....

Stranger: if it makes you happy

You: sure does

You: soo, what do you wanna do now, lord beezelbub?

Stranger: not sure

Stranger: did you take care of those slugs?

You: I ate them

You: They eventually stopped coming

Stranger: right after you belched them?

You: Yep

Stranger: you ATE them?

You: Yes!

You: But the following night...

You: I've never shit that hard

You: ever

You: *shat

Stranger: wow i bet that was intense

You: Yeah. Slimy and...

You: chunky

You: So, whats life with you step-parents?

You: *hows

Stranger: pretty horrible

Stranger: they make me sleep in the cupboard under the stairs

You: hmm

You: Doesnt you cousin respect you a little more after the whole tail-incident?

Stranger: not really

Stranger: i can scare him though

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: he's growing out of it though

You: Just give him a real startle

You: *

You: meh

You: Make him grow in a strange way

You: so that he'll eventually grow his head in his ass

You: Would have been fun

You: I mean, it would be quite the target. His head couldnt miss it

Stranger: i know what you mean

Stranger: i should try that sometime

You: Yes

You: So, you like stuff?

Stranger: what stuff?

You: Stuff

Stranger: like.....

You: Anything

Stranger: like quidditch?

You: Sure

Stranger: i play seeker on the gryffindor team

Stranger: its pretty intense

You: aha

You: Ever caught the golden little thing?

Stranger: except for when the dementors made me fall off my broom

Stranger: the golden snitch?

You: I see how that could pose a problem

Stranger: almost choked on it once

You: Thats not nice

You: Broke your arm once as well, right?

Stranger: well it fell into my mouth

Stranger: and that was the bldger that broke my arm

Stranger: bludger*

You: Again, Draco's fault

Stranger: actually, dobby's fault

You: Lets settle with both

Stranger: alright then

You: You'd think that in a world of magic, there would be more things to talk about

Stranger: i know what you mean

You: Would you by any chance fancy a smoke?

Stranger: no i dont do that

You: Magical strawberry-smoke

You: It's legal. I've seen dumbledoor do it

You: Do you like skiing?

Stranger: i prefer flying

You: Hmm

You: I prefer to have my feet firmly planted on the ground

Stranger: can you apparate yet?

You: Sure

You: Want to learn a secret language? It's the language of the goblins

Stranger: sure

You: What do you want to say?

Stranger: how do you say hello?

You: hei

You: Anything else?

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: how do you say thank you?

You: Tusen takk would be the thing to say

You: or just takk

Stranger: okay cool

Stranger: thanks

You: No problem

You: Anything more complex?

Stranger: let me think...

Stranger: 'make love not war, condoms are cheaper than guns.' translate that please

You: Make love not war = Lag kjærlighet ikke krig

Condoms are cheaper than guns = Kondomer er billigere enn våpen

You: something along those lines

Stranger: thats actually norwegian. do goblins speak norwegian?

You: Yup

Stranger: i thought they spoke gobbledegook

You: Well, thats another slang for norwegian really

Stranger: okay well i'm off to save the wizarding world

You: well, i've got to go as well

You: Later, Potter

Stranger: okay

Stranger: see you at hogwarts then

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Den her var morsom

ja.. og lang..

svarte.. han der kunne harry potter :!:

Endret 18. juni 2009 av 2ball(s)

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Riktig det Har kun sett 1 eller 2 filmer som jeg kan huske, så synes jeg klarte meg bra under omstendighetene. Det var det eller matematikk-repetisjon.

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