Omegle chat med fremmede!

[Mchansern]

Prøvde meg for første gang i stad.

 

 

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You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: From?

Stranger: canada.and u

You: The future

Stranger: wow.

You: you can ask me anyhing.

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: ur chinese.right

You: No.

Stranger: hehe.

You: I shall use my psychic powers. You are a male between 16 and 21. You like maple syrup. You like to watch hockey matches. You live in either Vancouver, Toronto or Ottawa.

Stranger: really?

You: yes.

Stranger: i dont like syrup

You: You speak both English and French, but you prefer Englsih as your frenchgrade is sinking at the moment.

Stranger: haha...

Stranger: actually most are wrong...im so sorry

You: Merci Beucoup.

[Stallone]

Litt dorlig engelsk men:P jaja

 

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You: hi sexy

Stranger: Im a trans cross dress guy

You: i wanna kiss you

Stranger: and you?

You: im a gay boy

Stranger: cool

Stranger: \o/

You: where u frome?

Stranger: just kiss or play?

You: all what you like

You: you can lick my ass hole

Stranger: I'm a hot and kinky brazilian cross dress trans

Stranger: and you[

You: im a gay brazilian boy

You: 18 years old

You: im here.. take mee

Stranger: let's fuck senseless

You: yea

Stranger: till 2012

Stranger: get naughty

You: but i have too shit now

Stranger: crossdressing into new sexualites

You: i love shiting in oders faces

Stranger: shit on me bitch

You: i wanna shit in your face

Stranger: Yes get naughty on me

You: you wanking off?

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[Panny60]

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Stranger: hi

You: HEY

Stranger: asl plz

You: GO FUCK YOURSELF; THEN DIE ASL WANKER!

Stranger: hey.

Stranger: then,

Stranger: what i supposed to do

You: ask me how i am

You: how are you ?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: good enough

You: what are you doing?

Stranger: what about you/

Stranger: im mastervating

You: How has your day been

You: what do you like to do?

Stranger: are we clear?

You: yeah

You: umm

You: why are you masturubating+

Stranger: i love ir

Stranger: are you girl?

You: why now?

You: yeah i am

Stranger: im lovin it

Stranger: thats all

Stranger: maybe you can help me

You: GO Die you sick fuck

You: i dont do cyber

Stranger: hah.

Stranger: depends on

Stranger: why are you so closing your mind

Stranger: why is that

You: because there is only idiots in here

Stranger: where are you livin in

You: Norway

Stranger: and how old a u

You: 17

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: you are right

Stranger: there are lots of idiots

Stranger: but sometimes

You: like you

You: yeah you meet somoeone nice

Stranger: people have to do something

You: fuck, this is not a cybersex portal

Stranger: cuz evacuating routine

Stranger: thats all

Stranger: we are all person

Stranger: no doubr

You: go to www.adtultfriendfinder.com

Stranger: doubt

You: if you wanna have cyber

Stranger: hm

You: done masterubating you filthy pig?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: haha

You: sick bastard

Stranger: you are so nervous

You: no im not

Stranger: can you believe that

You: im sane

Stranger: doing masturbating and

Stranger: doing chat chat?

Stranger: course im not doing that

Stranger: jack ass

You: fuck you

Stranger: i wanna fuck with you

Stranger: lil nervous girl

You: fuck with a love doll

You: i will never fuck with you

Stranger: am i idiot?

You: idiot

You: yeah you are

Stranger: what da fuck doll

Stranger: i ve never sex with doll

Stranger: fuck off

You: well, i will never have sex with you

Stranger: disgusting

You: idiot

You: no one wants to

You: a part from a doll

Stranger: shut up and sleep lil dumn ass

You: fuck up, and go and hang yourself

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[Skogslik]

Haha artige saker

 

Edit: Må legge til en samtale nå netopp:

 

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You: hi, i am string emil

Stranger: are you horny

You: oh yes

You: im wearing netting string

Stranger: ohh yes baby i love that

You: great!

Stranger: i wanna massage your thighs and slowly take the netting string off and lick your cunt up and down

You: ah, sounds so good.. im using vibrator now, and you can rape me, tie me

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i will tie you to a bed

You: ah, and i want to lick your dick, and cum all over me

Stranger: i want to stick my dick in you

You: do it, and fast! i like that. until i starts bleeding

Stranger: yess.

You: my pale skin is yours, i want to be molested by you, raped and strangeled

Stranger: thats kinda wierd

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Endret 8. juni 2009 av Skogslik

[kris98]

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You: NO U

Stranger: NONO

Stranger: NO Y

You: A day late, a dollar short, my friend

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[Coffey]

Det er synd at alle slike nettsider skal bli ødelagt av folk som bare skal cyberknulle eller kødde. Er jo faktisk de ordentlige samtalene som er interessante.

[kris98]

Ironisk nok så sitter jeg i en samtale med ei nå. Samtalen har vel pågått i ... en time nå? Igjen, jeg vet det teoretisk sett ikke er jenter på internet. Jeg later som ihvertfall - holder for min del

[Skogslik]

Klart det er det serriøse samtalene som er gøy.

snakket med en fra tyrkia i går, knall kar!

[Roeyskatt]

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Stranger: U one of those people who disconnect if it is a male?

You: Yes, why?

Stranger: u m/f?

Stranger: u male?

You: Female

Stranger: oh me too

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You: Hi!

Stranger: where you from?

You: Israel

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:!:

[Mikkel™]

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You: your now chatting with a strangler! say hi!

Stranger: HI!

You: Howdy

Stranger: hows life stranger?

You: Stranger and stranger every day

Stranger: hahah i like your style

You: it is!

Stranger: tis wat?

You: Even the seagulls agree

Stranger: wat about the crabs?

You: 404 crab not found

Stranger: 505?

You: 404

Stranger: quite the dissapointment

You: Indeed

Stranger: at least we still have the squirells

You: wat where?

Stranger: dont look

Stranger: but behind you

You: will they kill me :| ?

Stranger: damnit they ran away

Stranger: i told you not to look

You: BAZINKHA!

Stranger: i dnt speak armenian

Stranger: iim sry

You: :o

You: Im not from aramia something

You: im from Norway?

Stranger: no way i know a kid from norway

You: there is alot of them

Stranger: he's 20 now

Stranger: i think

Stranger: plays hockey

You: Dont know him

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: you know any wickstrands?

You: Nop

You: i know a wickerman

Stranger: no dice

You: and a guy made of metall

Stranger: he lives out in the farmlands

You: and a lionman

Stranger: wait and a girl with a little dog?

You: i have a little dog aswell

Stranger: shes from kansas tho

You: i didnt say i was born in Norway now did i?

Stranger: o0o0oo

Stranger: is oz located in norway

Stranger: are u dorthy?

You: That is correct

Stranger: listen iv always wanted to ask you somthing than

You: Yes im legal

Stranger: was the scarecrow fucking the good witch or the north

Stranger: ?

Stranger: of*

You: No

You: Dude...

Stranger: damn

You: his made of straw

Stranger: shes a witch man

Stranger: she can changed that shit

You: oh right

Stranger: u gotta think about this shit first

You: Right on

You: ah well

You: How is your strange day then?

Stranger: i havnt done ne t hing yet

Stranger: just woke up

You: Daterape, littlegirls and pedobear?

Stranger: those are sum possibilites for the day

You: Awright

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[Skogslik]

Ingenting alikevell! -

Endret 11. juni 2009 av Skogslik

[2ball_]

allways nice to find a /b/rother

[Nord-Skandinav]

Always nice to violate rules 1 and 2?

[kris98]

Rules do not apply for www.diskusjon.no I figure

[Der Kommissar]

Åh gud, kan dere ikke holde de der 4chan-greiene deres vekk fra én tråd i det minste?

[Grindal]

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: what's up

Stranger: nothing much, to whom am i speaking to?

You: tyhold apenses , the biggest big-mouth north norwegian radio comics that wants to kick the shit out of socialsit and transes!

Stranger: what if I told you lean to the left to the left ?

You: what the fuck is that a kind of question you big assed wild donkey with four finger up its nose, whining like you are getting asspaped?

Stranger: you`re taking too long to type this crap

Stranger: lacking creativity i guess

You: listen to this, if i was sitting right to you now, i would have blowed you head of and ate the scum that would been the rest of you!

Stranger: i´m sure you would have

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[2ball_]

Åh gud, kan dere ikke holde de der 4chan-greiene deres vekk fra én tråd i det minste?

nei..

 

når en har brutt så vil jeg også bryte

 

edit: quotet en dimmu sang ^^

 

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You: Blood is life and it shall be all ours!

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what now bich? :

 

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You: yello

Stranger: hi

You: god day

Stranger: today way

You: way today

You: you just lost tha game

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My smartness:

 

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: so..

You: when down is up.. wich way is then to the right?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: uhh

Stranger: dont know

Stranger: sounds hard

You: the right

Stranger: haha

Stranger: clever

You: ^^

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Endret 12. juni 2009 av 2ball(s)

[Coffey]

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: what's up

Stranger: nothing much, to whom am i speaking to?

You: tyhold apenses , the biggest big-mouth north norwegian radio comics that wants to kick the shit out of socialsit and transes!

Stranger: what if I told you lean to the left to the left ?

You: what the fuck is that a kind of question you big assed wild donkey with four finger up its nose, whining like you are getting asspaped?

Stranger: you`re taking too long to type this crap

Stranger: lacking creativity i guess

You: listen to this, if i was sitting right to you now, i would have blowed you head of and ate the scum that would been the rest of you!

Stranger: i´m sure you would have

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Så ekstremt utrolig barnslig.

[kris98]

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Stranger: hi

You: Hi. Lets get this straight. I'm going to play the guy and you're gonna pretend to be a girl. We're gonna cyber until the point of orgasm and we'll say our thanks and never see eachother again. Understood?

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[kris98]

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Stranger: hey

You: GIRGUAMESH

Stranger: YAY

Stranger: HAMANAHAMANA

Stranger: MOOSE

You: NOM NOM NOM

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