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[Kadmium]

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LUIGI IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATING!

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Jadda. Spesielt morsomt ettersom jeg bruker Linux.

Endret 27. mai 2009 av Kadmium

[theda9el2k]

 

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Stranger: HI

You: Hi:D

Stranger: I LIKE U

You: This shit is freakin entertaining

You: y thank you

You: you are not to bad either

You: kukballe

Stranger:

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: vad är oddsen

You: hahaah

You: søta bror

Stranger: värdelöst ställe det här

You: norge her

Stranger: lol

You: hehe.. morsomt

Stranger: OLE GUNNAR

 

[fgr]

hadde bare en helt vanlig chat jeg med noen fra brasil. snakka om .. ehm. familyguy/simpsons og døgnrytme for jeg måtte (akkurat nå) gå til sengs. yeah.

[Geggse]

En liten sykepleier-historie:

 

 

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Stranger: hello

You: this conversation will be logged

You: hello

Stranger: logged for quality assurance?

You: just for fun

You: will maybe post it in a norwegian forum

Stranger: of course you're a norse

You: i know

You: more a nurse

Stranger: so what's new in the world of norwegian healthcare?

You: not much

Stranger: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

You: korea`?

Stranger: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

Stranger: well done

Stranger: but know, had some spare "korean 'haha's"

Stranger: decided to share them with you

You: cool

You: u are a diamond

Stranger: don't worry, i have paid tariffs on the already

You: u have?

Stranger: you are a delicious breakfast cart, far more useful than diamond

You: ty

You: u a man?

Stranger: yes, i wanted to ensure that you got the lulz without any problems from customs

Stranger: i am THE man

Stranger: are you a man?

You: really

You: i'm a nurse

You: i'm female

You: 28

Stranger: men can be nurses as well

You: i know

Stranger: it's not impossible

You: but not many are

You: where u from?

Stranger: canada, land of plenty, home of few

You: cool

You: where in canda?

You: toronto?

You: calgary?

You: edmonton?

Stranger: ontario

You: coool

You: age`?

Stranger: yeah, not too too far away from toronto

Stranger: nineteen

You: cool

You: i like younger boys

Stranger: i like delicious breakfast carts

You: coool

Stranger: what are the odds

You: u like sexy woman in nurse-uniform?

Stranger: how fortunate are we, eh?

Stranger: of course.

You: coool

You: cause i wanna send u a pic of me in the uniform

Stranger: okay, i can handle that

You: u can?

Stranger: i think so

You: coool

You: just about to take the pic

Stranger: haha, k.

You: where to send?

Stranger: http://imageshack.us/

Stranger: um

You: cool

You: hang on

You: will send asap

You: ok?

Stranger: yes, that's would be great thank you

You: there, pic taken, just have to transfer it to the PC

Stranger: oh joy

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Legg merke til at jeg skriver i starten at samtalen vil bli logget og lagt ut på et norsk forum

[Panny60]

nei, denne fyren var ikke keen på å bli rik nei .

 

 

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You: cluck cluck cluck

Stranger: MEOW!

You: wanna own me ?

You: cluck cluck cluck

Stranger: I dunno, what are you good for?

You: i lay gold eggs

Stranger: ohhhh pretty!!! How many Karats?

You: i swear i will make you rich

You: 24 karats

Stranger: I can always go for rich!

You: then its yea?

You: yes

Stranger: YES!

You: but there is a catch tough

Stranger: oh

Stranger: what is the catch?

Stranger: I don't like catches

You: you have give all your property away for charity, and all the eggs i lay, should go to charity

You: you will live on soup, bread and water

You: but you will be helping alot of peoples

Stranger: Nah, i'm selfish I'll pass

You: ok, then i need to keep on looking for a new owner =)

You: take care mate

You: bye bye

Stranger: LOL ok!! Bye good luck!

You: cluck cluck =)

You: thanks

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[Dr. Mobius]

Haha, denne var genial!

Jeg tenkte jeg skulle late som om jeg var en polsk fyr med dårlig engelsk... så viste det seg at fyren jeg snakka med faktisk var polsk. Det ble dermed en frenetisk bruk av Google translate, og vi hadde en skikkelig samtale

 

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You: hi

Stranger: witam

You: are you really a stranger?

Stranger: how are you ?

You: im good

You: you?

You: pølsebaluba?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: do you speak englisch ?

You: yes

You: little bit

Stranger: english *\

You: i am poland

You: you?

Stranger: poland

Stranger: mówisz po polsku ?

You: dobze

Stranger: ooo, wreszcie ktoś kto mówi po polsku

Stranger:

Stranger: witam cie

Stranger: jesteś polakiem ?

You: Jestem Polakiem

Stranger: :D:D:D:

Stranger: skąd jesteś ???????

You: Warzaw

Stranger: warszawa

Stranger: a teraz gdzie jestes ?

You:

Norwegia

Stranger: ooo a ja właśnie jestem w chorzowie

You: Pracuję

Stranger: ooo, a gdzie ?

Stranger: kojarzysz chorzów ?

You: Trailer-bygg na Sokna

Stranger: a cóż to

Stranger: ??

You: jako spawacz

Stranger: 1 raz w tym tygodniu spotkałem polaka

You:

jak się nazywasz?

Stranger: szymon

You: Mariuz

Stranger: marisz, siemka ile masz lat ?

You: 26

You: ci?

Stranger: o ja pierdziele, a ja młody 17 lat

You: ah

You:

Stranger: na omegle to se siedze zeby podszkolic jezyk

Stranger: a tu znowu sie nic nie naucze bo rodaka spotkałem

Stranger:

You: muszą iść

Stranger: ok

Stranger: narazie

Stranger:

You:

cześć

[Geggse]

Og jeg som trodde jeg hadde han på kroken..................

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: looking for a female to masturbate with on webcam.

You: cool

You: f/15 here

Stranger: nice

Stranger: where from

You: belgium

Stranger: got webcam?

You: have to find it first

You: but won't take long

Stranger: ok

You: but i can send u a pic

You: while you wait

Stranger: ok, would be nice

You: u are male?

Stranger: yep

You: age?

You: and where from?

Stranger: ireland

You: you want to have nude pic?

Stranger: well, if available

Stranger: it would be nice

You: well, i can undress and do it for you

Stranger: that would be really nice

You: where to send?

Stranger: mail is ok

Stranger: ?

You: yeah

Stranger: [email protected]

You: cool

You: now i'm totally naked

You: should i spread my legs?

Stranger: doesn't matter

Stranger: just want to see you

You: cool

You: about to take the pic

You: pic taken

Stranger: nice

You: just have to upload it on the computer

Stranger: oh ok

You: there

You: found the cable

You: so now it's soon on your way

Stranger: nice nice

You: so

You: you are ready?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: gimme ur msn

You: my msn?

You: after i have sent the pic, i can give it

Stranger: ok

Stranger: will it take long?

You: just a few min i think

You: just be patiend

You: just want to know

You: if you had met me, would you want to have sex with me?

Stranger: lemme see you first

You: ok

You: it's almost ready

You: there

You: are you ready?

You: i'm about to send the pic

Stranger: ok

You: We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The Police have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. I am Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.You have been notified

Stranger: send me the goatse

Stranger: pffs...

Stranger: ok

You: you are busted

Stranger: does people actually believe in this shit?

You: lol

You: some does

You: but u dont?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: *shrugs*

Stranger: if they did cared they would have censored the words first

You: yes

Stranger: it is boring

Stranger: I'll go watch porn

You: ok

You: have fun

Stranger: se ya

You: se ya

You: it was fun

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men nei vel

[2ball_]

Måtte bare ta en siste før jeg la meg. Jeg sitter i fengsel og skal prøve å bryte meg ut. Doh, liksom internett i fengsel. LOL. Han virket veldig seriøs og.

ja. faktisk (dvs. man kan få det vist man er snill og grei. "greven" har/hadde det)

 

hehe^^ likte den over

Endret 28. mai 2009 av 2ball(s)

[Geggse]

Her er en til jeg akkurat hadde. Ble fristet av en av de andre på forumet her som hadde en lignende.

 

 

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You: omg

Stranger: i know

Stranger: right?

You: there is was

You: i polar bear

You: a polar bear

Stranger: kool

You: u think so?

You: a friend of me was almost killed by a polarbear

Stranger: ...oh

Stranger: that sux

You: ohyeah

You: he lost one of his arms

Stranger: so im gonna guess you live up north

You: i guess right

You: so i hate polar bears

Stranger: oh

You: oh yeah

You: after my friend was almost killed by ine

You: one

Stranger: ...sorry to hear that

You: he's ok now

Stranger: thats good then

You: yes

You: but some months ago, I had to shoot one of them

You: it came to close

Stranger: oh

You: so it was me or him

You: 6 shots

Stranger: what kind of gun?

You: 45

Stranger: kool

You: caliber 45

You: u think so

Stranger: idk what to think

You: because it's illegal to shot polarbears i was jailed 3 months

Stranger: ...oh

You: yes

You: it's hard but true

You: so it's hard to live with polarbears around your house

You: there is one outside here now

Stranger: bet it is

You: maybe i will go and shoot it

Stranger: good luck with that

You: ty

You: bye

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Er vel som man sier: "Amerikanere er dumme"

[akristina92]

Er vel som man sier: "Amerikanere er dumme"

 

I dette tilfellet ble jeg litt usikker.

[Geggse]

Hadde håpet denne gikk litt lenger, men likevel litt morsom.

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: First!

You: who's on first?

Stranger: i was first

Stranger: -_-

You: no

You: who's on first

Stranger: dont know

You: who's on first

You: i said who's on first

Stranger: I dont know

You: doh

You: what's on second

Stranger: you are ?

You: me?

Stranger: I think so

Stranger: Im not sure

You: really?

Stranger: yeah

You: me too

Stranger: so

You: so?

You: are u there?

Stranger: yeah

You: from?

Stranger: belgium

Stranger: you

Stranger: ?

You: alexander rybak

Stranger: is that a country ?

You: are u really asking that?

You: omg

Stranger: -_-

You: what?

Stranger: you know

Stranger: you not smart

Stranger: are you ?

You: i'm smarter then a fiftgrader

Stranger: thats nice

You: yeah

You: but are you

You: ?

Stranger: dunno

Stranger: how do you know ?

You: i don't know

You: i like

Stranger: you like ?

You: oh

You: i pushed enter before i wrote that

You: i like music

Stranger: ah

Stranger: so

Stranger: your from alexandra ?

You: no

You: alexander rybak

Stranger: ah

Stranger: alexander the country ?

You: wow, i say alexander rybak

You: heard about alexander rybak?

Stranger: its country ?

You: can i ask your age?

Stranger: 21

Stranger: why ?

You: did u watch eurovision?

Stranger: whats that ?

You: really?

You: i live in the north pole

Stranger: COOL

Stranger: lol

Stranger: didnt know

Stranger: people

Stranger: life there

You: oh yeah

You: we live there for 6 months a time

You: it's a weather station

Stranger: cool

You: so we are 4 people here

You: it's cold

You: but right now we have midtnightsun

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OK, ikke spør meg hva denne samtalen handlet om.

 

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Stranger: have u ever had an std??#

You: many times

Stranger: honest??

You: yeah

You: it's so cooool

Stranger: too many ppl fuk about on here ur just another im guessin then

You: really?

You: why?

Stranger: cuz u know yaself having std many times not cool

You: i think it's cool

You: makes me feel better

Stranger: cuz u dont have then lol u joker PMSL

You: i have

You: and i'm no joker

You: u don't belive me?

Stranger: nt really 2 b honest soz

You: that's your prob man

Stranger: what u have?

You: lot's of

You: u want some?

Stranger: my partner played away n now i shittin bricks tht i already cud have

You: cool

You: i will to and get more myself

Stranger: nt 4 me:(

You: have to go

Stranger: off 2 talk 2 sum1 serious

Stranger: take care pal

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Endret 29. mai 2009 av Geggse

[Ballus]

Er vel som man sier: "Amerikanere er dumme"

vet ikke helt hvem som er den dumme i denne samtalen.

[LirkoB]

Ikke særlig hyggelig av seg de her...

 

 

 

You: Hello thar stranger !

Stranger: i love you

You: I love you more

Stranger: no u dont!

You: Oh yes, i really do. i would die for you

Stranger: so, die :{

You: *Stranger dies*

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[Nopros]

Yes, but for all i know you could be a 67 year old man masturbating too little kids :!: Jeg er morsom...

 

 

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: http://omegle.com/

You: Its a funny page

Stranger: ??

Stranger:

Stranger: yep

Stranger: it is

You: love talking to strangers

Stranger: : DD me too (=

You: Fancy

Stranger: where r u from?

You: The planet Saturn

Stranger: ahh nice

Stranger: i'm from pokemon world!

You: I`m green

You: And I`m high

Stranger: i'm pink pikachu

You: I Pokèmon rules

Stranger: of course!!

Stranger: charmander is my best frend... he is blue!! ecause he is sick

You: OMFG

Stranger: (

You: If he is poisened

You: buy som metadote

Stranger: i think he gonna die

You: some*

You: BUY METADOTE QUICK

Stranger: i haven't!!

You: Buy it in the mart

Stranger: money! ihaven't money

You: O fuck

You: Go to the hopital then

You: Take a ride with your bicycle

Stranger: it's too late... he is.... he is die :'(( NOOOOOO!!

You: Oh my fucking god

You: You stupid idiot

You: Go to the hospital and heal him

Stranger: ooh i wanna ride... hmm i take him body and ride to the bodyroom

Stranger: :*'DD

Stranger: jejjjee

You: Right

You: Tahe a flight with artiquno to the hospital

Stranger: ööh.. jeah :''D

You: It`s creapt to walk around with a dead pokèmon

You: creapy*

Stranger: aah hmm...

Stranger: well

Stranger: i don't walk

You: you cycle?

Stranger: i ride! :'DD buhauhahahaha

You: Cool

Stranger: jeah

You: I got punk`d

Stranger: :DD

Stranger: (i think u are a boy? or green boy??) :''))

You: I`m a shemale

You: (boy)

Stranger: ahh...

Stranger: ok :'D

You: You sounds like a little girl that are 3 years old

Stranger: i am heman (girl)

You: kidding

Stranger: actually i'm 2 and half years old (:

You: Lets make babies. Wondering how they would look like

You: Fuck my english sucks

Stranger: i have more sucks -.-

You:

You: You from?

Stranger: finland

You: Ohh i can one finnish word;

You: Pèrkele

Stranger: ?

Stranger: :''DD

You: Well, I live in Norway

Stranger: it is only Perkele without `

Stranger: aah :'D

Stranger: ok

You: Ok

You:

Stranger: neightbour

You: Mhm almost

Stranger: :')

Stranger: it is nice live in norway?

You: Don`t really

You: lots of jews here

Stranger: : (

You: And in Finland?

Stranger: i am been in norway (: when i was more younger ;DD

You: :9

You:

You: Wats your age, i dont believe that youre only 2 and a half ;D

Stranger: ; DD 15

Stranger: u?

Stranger:

You: Hmmm

You: Really want too know?

Stranger: ?

You: I`m 34675 years old

You: Kidding 13

Stranger: :OOO so old

Stranger: :''D

Stranger: okay.. this heard more normal :'))

Stranger: sorry but have u msn? :DDD

You: Yes, but for all i know you could be a 67 year old man masturbating too little kids

Stranger: : xxx

Stranger: :'''DDD

You: But here we go; [email protected]

Stranger: :''D

Stranger: lets see

Stranger: *:'D

Stranger: i added :')

You: i see

Stranger: : DD

 

[Nopros]

Hehe.

 

Stranger: so liek bob tried to touch my penis one time

Stranger: and i was liek... no way biatch

[Ballus]

Jeg er ganske ond:

 

Stranger: asl?

You: u tell first

Stranger: 15 m usa

You: 16 f us

You: where?

Stranger: washingtom state

Stranger: Washington*

Stranger: u?

You: texas

You: what's up?

Stranger: nm r u hot?

You: well.. yes.

You: how about yourself

You: ?

Stranger: i think so

Stranger: boob size?

You: 75b

You: cock size?

You: what's ur name btw?

Stranger: aaron

Stranger: and 6.5

You: i like

You: you have msn or something?

Stranger: no... ;(

You: aw.. that's too bad. bcause i'm startin to get real horny now..

Stranger: email?

You: you have?

Stranger: [email protected]

You: thnx, i will send you photos soon. take someone for me (A)

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stakkar fyr, er nok sprengkåt atm.

[Skjelvgråt]

Dårlig Engelsk i denne teksten er skrevet med vilje,

 

 

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You: halla

Stranger: madonna?

Stranger: madonna is you?

You: no

Stranger: MADONNA I KNOW!! YOU ARE FREAKING ME OUT HONEY! I LOVE YOU

You: My name is Gordon freeman

Stranger: PLEASE TALK TO ME BITCH

Stranger: REALLY?

You: YES

Stranger: GORDON???

You: yeah

Stranger: GORDON A LOVE YOU!!!

You: as gordon with the crowbar

Stranger: WF???

You: im work at Black mesa

Stranger: *oo*

Stranger: my name is carol obama

You: i work"

Stranger: i get it!

Stranger: you are striper?

You: no

Stranger: the people buy your penis?

Stranger: IAODHDIOASHDOHSAOIDHA

You: no

Stranger: im fuck amazing!

You: jævla homo

You: trur du e homo

Stranger: you are gay?

You: no

You: you are

You: no no me yes u

Stranger: no, im a girl

Stranger: girls just wanna have fund, you get it?

You: no

Stranger: just because you are not madonna you dont have to be gay

Stranger: i like gays

You: yeah

You: cause u are homo

Stranger: I KISSED THE GIRL, I LIKED (8)

Stranger: DO YOU KNOW KATE??? KATE PERRY?????

You: no

Stranger: no iim straight! i like penis!

Stranger: do you like penis?

You: yeah me to

You: i love mypenis

Stranger: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

You: are yiy Ku Kux klans fanclub

You: i mean

You: are you a member of Ku Klux Klan's fanclub

You: cause u said KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Stranger: no

Stranger: do you know tila tequila?

You: no

 

[Niks]

Hadde en litt morsom en:

 

You: hi

Stranger: hi~

Stranger: form?

You: do you like chocolate?

You: do you like to get ass raped by a stick while you are sucking a horse penis?

Stranger: um..yes

Stranger: ?

 

(Jeg prøvde å beregne når han skulle svare på det første spørsmålet og satte inn det andre rett før han svarte på det første.)

[Kadmium]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Would you tell me a porno website for me?

You: yes

You: [email protected] {sensurert i henhold til forumreglene}

You: its got lot of gay scat porn

You: ur welcome

You have disconnected.

 

Ja, det er en ekte side.

Endret 30. mai 2009 av Kadmium

[Carlgutt]

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